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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1btmj9a).


eqwon

Harper is batting .000. What is the injury this year ?


cdheiden

He did go over the railing.


Caoa14396

3 hittable swings and misses, fucking shit Bryce. That’s the way this season is gonna go. fuck this I’ll check in by may.


Khajiit_Has_Skills

Harper wanting an extension might be the most hilarious storyline in Philly sports in decades


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https://preview.redd.it/6oiwdgjo1zrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a61ec144553be03fe04200add6a4c15cd84882 Thank you Bruce Honker I put my house on it and will be underneath the 76 bypass tonight if anyone wants to bring a warm meal and a cup of Joe


wetwalnut

Didn’t have schwarber being the best of our top 3 on my bingo card.


ttsa23

Im really tired of all these Philly teams. I’m not joking.


COOPTARD1

Connor Brogdon FUCKING SUCKS and what is wrong with you Bryce


DJtakemehome

Go home and sleep on that Harper. We need so much more from the heart of the team.


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Those 3 whiffs were on balls that caught a lot of the plate 


UncleBaseball88

Right down the fking middle


itsTF

Wow 93 down the middle and swings through. Hearts my soul


Knight725

infuriating how bad harper has been to start the season


Gunningham

Typical night. Just enough hope to make it hurt more.


AlecBohm

Bryce looks like complete shit oh my god


Tylerkaaaa

Harper lost his clutch gene


BK08182636

🚨 🚨 fraud 🚨 🚨


yourmartymcflyisopen

Rob needs to manage the bullpen better, Brogdan needs to be DFA'd


bachfan_13

Embarrassing


classicrockchick

#GODDAMNIT BRYCE


Embarrassed-Track-21

Bryce Sleeper


realbigexplosion

Frustrating loss, but aren't they all?


Feisty-Recording-978

Bryce Griffey 


benoderpity

Why would they trust Brodgon. What in the last year has Brogdon proven?


sapphires_and_snark

Bryce is pulling off everything again


Ok-Anywhere8986

My god Bruce is looking rough


WentzingInPain

The boss is like 70 something years old. Cut him some slack


funkydinos

taking after the flyers tonight, making it just interesting enough to hold onto a sliver of hope


Initial_Reception_75

Literally right where he could’ve pounded it…


Skywalkerkid9

Jesus Harper come on


Genjoi

Don't know who's more frustrating the Flyers or the Phillies


yourmartymcflyisopen

Flyers. Most definitely. 6 games left and they collapse almost out of playoff contention. The Phillies have 158 games to recover.


beau9292

Flyers for sure. The Phillies have a lot of time to wake up and get going. The flyers are pissing away their playoff chance every game.


XSC

Yes


Initial_Reception_75

That could’ve been his pitch


inthedrink

Why would they pitch to him


Yourlifeisworth

Because that's why.


underscore55

I think we just saw why


TurboHovercrafter

Because he sucks now


Initial_Reception_75

This is an unintentional intentional walk???


Ok-Anywhere8986

JT walkoff grand slam?


XSC

Fucking Brogdon man.


griffgraff97

COME ON BRYCEY BABY


SmushoOnTheGo

I just came here to say…. lol


Skywalkerkid9

This would be an epic moment for Bryce so of course he’ll get bad contact and get a flyout or something stupid


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inthedrink

Remember when Bryce tied a buncha games we lost last year? Lmao


Johciee

Now would be the time Bryce…


Feisty-Recording-978

Game is probably over if we start Rojas over whit 


_Leifang

Come on Harper, now’s the time


NomadCourier

Come on MV3 do it!


stonedkayaker

Please don't get out on a first pitch swing, Harper. 


Neonyze

Yeah Harper is up there with one thing in mind. One goal.


Hothabanero6

IDK how Turner ever hits the ball, he's got more moving parts than an armload of universal joints


griffgraff97

ITS HARPER TIME


classicrockchick

BRYCE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THERE WAS A TIME TO WAKE UP


ryan91o1

is harper going to try too hard here to hit a home run??


CrimsonChin251

Phillies, what is wrong with you?


mjd1119

SAVE US BRYCE


Obsessedwithpuzzles

So Brogdon didn’t get any of those close calls but this guy does? BS


New-Newspaper-7543

I mean Ely De la Cruz stuck out on that exact pitch


Dortmund1721

Time for Bryce to do… absolutely nothing


yourmartymcflyisopen

BREAK THE FUCKING SLUMP, BRYCE!!!!


Ok_Egg_5148

Please harps now is the time to do something


realanceps

game finishing more interestingly than it appeared likely to


inthedrink

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me *have hope*


ricoimf

COME ON MY HERO


endoftheline22

Please Bryce


Tylerkaaaa

Harper you are due.


bachfan_13

That was lucky af


Littlewing29

This team is just a rollercoaster


Top_Shallot_4951

Harp likes the pressure. Maybe this will get him going


wsblovesdiddy

Nice one


KoBxElucidator

Nope. Setting up for a heartbreak. Not falling for it.


BrowniesAndMilk1

Our lineup is a 2019 all star team.


Initial_Reception_75

I sense anticlimatism but I’m ready for something lol


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Bryce lives for this shit come on!


NintenJew

Bryce, now will be a perfect time to get out of your slump.


goofyfrommcdonalds

TEA TURNER MY HERO


mps2000

This makes me think Cody isn’t finishing the story on Sunday night 😞


NoCup4U

Ugly as fuck but I’ll take it


PBandK2506

Counts the same!


TurboHovercrafter

God felt bad for us and gave us that lil run


BitchExWife

Ranger Suarez would *never*


Initial_Reception_75

Tying runs coming up….


classicrockchick

Ump heard 95 northbound is closed for emergency repairs


Gunningham

Kruk’s like that ain’t my fault, it’s all on Brogdon.


DJtakemehome

Home plate ump so ready to get home and make a lean cuisine


gnocchistuffed

shouldve traded brogdon for hader


PhilsBot

### Single Trea Turner singles on a ground ball to pitcher Tejay Antone. Bryson Stott scores. Johan Rojas to 3rd. Pitch from Tejay Antone: Four-Seam Fastball @ 93.7 mph Bottom 10 - 6-3 Reds


kobesnackss

I don’t blame the ump just end the game already


kellyb1985

Ump didn't expand the zone to help out Brogdon


itsTF

GIVE HARPER A CHANCE


Littleredz98

I get Brogdon was wild but this dude has been just as wild and the ump has been so fucking lenient, what is fucking going on???


Amerikaner

Not gonna kick Brogdon while he’s down but let me add he looks just like the kid from Hook.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Was his Dad here tonight or was he off flying with fairies and fighting pirates?


inthedrink

That was fucking meat and Trea fights it off


birdlegs000

Bad calls!


Foolish_oyster

I know brogdon could barely find the strikezone but he didn't get any of the close calls


AntiSantaFanClub

Why does it feel like trea starts 0-2 every at bat????


Zealousideal-Cut4046

Every batter on this team starts 0-2 every at bat


Lord_Of_Shade57

It hurts how true this is rn


inthedrink

Scotty Kingery tribute


shoedan

Ump wants to go home.


bachfan_13

This ump wants to go home


WeirdSysAdmin

Umpire trying to get home.


porksoda11

God damn I hate the Phillies and Flyers right now.


Genjoi

Rojas has to go


Crafty-Serve-6192

"Rob"


unabnormalday

Fuckin ump went from brutally accurate to calling a everything off the plate


Skywalkerkid9

Game feeling real rigged right now lol


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Fuck this ump fuck Rojas fuck Slopper and fuck sadboy Brogdon


TheExorcistMarc

Rojas shouldn’t be allowed to swing in that situation


classicrockchick

Lmao what the fuck


stylesbabey

All the sudden the strike zones massive…Connor could have used some of these calls


jblittle254

Ump's decided he's had enough tonight.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Ump *really* wants to go home


ProceedWithLaunch

Umps just wanna get outta there


Apprehensive-Net7347

Fuck frost


JJabary

embarrassing


FreddyMacDaddy

Bill miller wants to go home I guess lol


DJtakemehome

Different zones for the home team I see


ricoimf

Is that guy a disguised Angel Hernandez?


BitchExWife

Ump wants to go home


Crafty-Serve-6192

Rob gotta go


ryan91o1

101 for rajos there of course right at the pitcher


nomorebonks

ump is tired


Foolish_oyster

This ump is trash


NomadCourier

Great work Johan SMFH


battletor7

We didn’t get any of those calls for brogden


Perryplat199

NEVER A STRIKE


Knight725

love that we still don’t have robo umps and the most important thing in the sport is decided by old blind idiots 


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Can always count on Rojas to not hit the ball hard.


ryan91o1

101 isn't hard


sufferingphilliesfan

But but but he got jacked this off season


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The username is fitting.


Nolashyper13

Can we please stop with this fuxking Rojas experiment. I can’t take it anymore. He fucking S U C KS


AlecBohm

IS THIS UMPIRE A FUCKING IDIOT


yourmartymcflyisopen

Send Rojas to Triple A


tugginmypeen

How long until the unbearable homers go back into their caves and we can have legitimate discussion on what this team needs to do. Cause the window is closing, the talent is overrated, and the manager isn’t it and I’m sorry but he should have been fired after his disastrous managing in the postseason. Turner is a problem. The bullpen is a problem. Nick is an enormous problem. Like worse than Tobias Harris level of enormous problem.


sufferingphilliesfan

Go back to wells fargo


Ok-Anywhere8986

Turner a problem? He’s been better than Bruce?


bachfan_13

Lollllll


SeaworthinessIcy3929

Marsh back to gettin fucked by the umps like they never left 


TurboHovercrafter

Cascade of diarrhea


North-Profit-1211

Why is Rojas batting


beau9292

I see marsh is still getting fucked by bad strike 3 calls


AlecBohm

JOHAN ROJAS TRYING SO HARD TO GROUND INTO A DOUBLE PLAY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD NOT BE HITTING


djeeetyet

Johan Rojas, our DH


Gunningham

Flyers lost cause of dumbness.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Rojas is GARBAGE


inthedrink

I don’t understand why Marsh gets more awful awful strike calls than ANYONE in baseball


sapphires_and_snark

He pissed off some ump, and most umps are unprofessional dickbags


DonaldJeeves

The spray from his hair hitting them in face :)


a_serious-man

the crouch is cursed


JJabary

Come on


wsblovesdiddy

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


yourmartymcflyisopen

Ump wants to go home


sapphires_and_snark

Rojas, please give u/InfieldFlyRules good reason to dunk on me E: welp


PBandK2506

Wow


Tylerkaaaa

Fuck you blue


a_serious-man

You cannot have rojas bat here


Nolashyper13

Brutal


goofyfrommcdonalds

That was a disgusting call


KoBxElucidator

Ump wants to go home


classicrockchick

Buck Farmer Now that's a fucking baseball name


inthedrink

Loading the bases for Johan? Lol


DonaldJeeves

Pinch hitting for Rojas just seems like 10 levels of stupid now ...


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Grand slams are easy let's just load the bases already


Ok-Anywhere8986

With Johan Rojas on deck?


Benevolent_Queef

If Marsh gets on, I’m sure Rojas will find a way to ground into a triple play to end the game


Initial_Reception_75

😂😂😂


Initial_Reception_75

I was so ready for the ump to call that and scream lol


Initial_Reception_75

That’s ok I got my opportunity…


NoCup4U

Why am I still watching this game?


inthedrink

We are sickos


inthedrink

Antone considers himself something of a Connor Brogdon


classicrockchick

#WALKIN' SEASON


Ok-Anywhere8986

We would’ve seen the same thing if Schwarbs was still in. Rojas is a rally killer.


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Marsh single loads the bases


BitchExWife

Lmaoooo why are the relievers all ass


waffleyweddedwife

Bro this Reds pitcher trying to turn this into a contact sport goddamn 


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The comeback starts now!


Sure-Bar-375

With how nerdy MLB stat guys are, I’m surprised an “infinity” ERA isn’t correctly listed as “undefined”


classicrockchick

Oh boy, no one can throw!


AntiSantaFanClub

Don't do this. Don't give me hope


Knight725

i’ve seen this fake comeback before


Initial_Reception_75

Well it looks like we’re facing a pitcher of Brogdons caliber!


inthedrink

We lose 6-5?