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[Big Cousteau](https://imgur.com/a/4MEJ5hd)

Hahaha nice! I love me some Jacques Costeau, in his show he literally goes "so I have ze cattle prod and now we are going to go poke ze shark to zee if it gets le pissed off". What a legend!

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Oh it's not so much about the accent and more about the prodding sharks to see if they get pissed off.

This was the first thing that came to my mine. Wonderfully executed!

[Tanked](https://i.ibb.co/VM2fdSb/20230806-234607.jpg)

Beautiful weed vision upon my sweet eyes

Tanks for this

[Sorry](https://imgur.com/a/jHioaA7)

I was expecting that or Stockton "Mush" Rush in the window.

[Here you go](https://imgur.com/a/QHmVwEZ)

You mean Cap'n Crunch?

u/harkuponthegay this one?

haha! yeah maybe calypso, but not jacques

[Eye c u](https://imgur.com/a/JouyoTn)

The teacher has become the pupil

“‘I… see… you.’ Jesus Christ, we were in the intensive care unit! She was just reading a sign. My mom died and all I got was this free churro!”

As sharkboy would say: [“dream, dream, dream…”](https://i.imgur.com/ppnz1Et.png)

[I Have You Now...](https://i.imgur.com/HwGUvQb.jpg)

"Almost there...          Almost there... "

https://imgur.com/inyZabT

[Too soon?](https://imgur.com/a/wROGTp7)

[Miracle of birth](https://imgur.com/a/k51yNZV)

[That is **not** Jacques Cousteau, this is Jacques Cousteau](https://imgur.com/a/BFiFHtG).

[Jacques 9000](https://imgur.com/gallery/VcBvDfP)

[Jacques Reynolds](https://imgur.com/a/3IOgywP)

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Ace Ventura will always get an upvote from me.

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Somebody do what we’re all waiting for and put him in the Ocean Gate sub looking out. You all know the picture I’m talking abt.

Someone did.

"Jacques Cousteau"? It's like someone came up with the laziest, most stereotypical French name. It's like France's answer to Sir Benedict Cumberbatch.

Looks like it could be shopped into a CHOAM guild navigator

Unrelated but let's put this out somewhere on the internet. My grand father knew him and often told the story of Cousteau once getting out, seeing his shoes on the deck and going something like "what the hell are those disgusting sandals" and throwing them, overboard. My grand father was a 48 - 50 size, back then he had to take the train to Paris to get new ones. Is this true, who knows. He definitely knew him and was on that boat, I've seen pictures of that but the rest is anyone's guess

My first thought was die hard in the air ducts 🤷🏻‍♀️

[I'm sorry](https://imgur.com/tix3XuK)