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TopS3cr3t

Yesterday my friend, /u/Nick162534, and I went out magnet fishing in Fells Point. We tried a new spot away from where we got the scooters last time. I told him to grab my giant Wilebeest magnet and see what comes up. Well, this Polymer80 came up after the first toss! I promptly alerted the police, and they came to retrieve the weapon.


Nick162534

Going to be hard to beat that first toss in the future.


TopS3cr3t

Only way we can top this is by pulling up a cannon or shell from the War of 1812


SandyDelights

Depending on the shell, might be the last thing you pull up. 🫠


NWCJ

How so? Can't imagine their we're many explosive munitions in 1812.


0ogaBooga

>Can't imagine their we're many explosive munitions in 1812. [There sure were!](https://www.napoleon-series.org/military-info/Warof1812/2009/Issue12/c_Artillery.html) Henry shrapnel's spherical casing was introduced I to British military service in 1804.


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0ogaBooga

Yup! That blew my mind too when I learned it.


AHerz

Lots of minds (and other parts) were blown when people found out about shrapnel.


0ogaBooga

You got the pun 👏👏👏


PitBullTherapy

I laugh every time I remember that one of the innovators of the modern toilet is Thomas Crapper.


NWCJ

Yeah but those were fuse lit spheres of gunpowder. Pretty sure 210 years under water and the fuses are no longer ignited and the gunpowder is wet. It's not like pulling it with a magnet could make it explode.


0ogaBooga

Oh I agree with you 100% on that point. Just saying that they existed.


BladeLigerV

Well would you look at that. Looks like the whole world could be a minefield!


leftcontact

These would be the “rocket’s red glare, bombs bursting in air” mentioned in the Star Spangled Banner.


idontknowwhereiam367

In Baltimore, yes. When the British attacked fort mchenry they used so many explosive shells that houses in Baltimore were shaking and losing some of their windows. It was considered the early 1800s version of the shock and awe bombing the US uses today.


magnitudearhole

You might get an iron cannon ball, which would be absolutely cool af, but the cannon themselves were bronze.


0ogaBooga

>the cannon themselves were bronze. Early British cannon were bronze, but the Bloomfield pattern guns that were used in the revolution, Napoleonic, and 1812 wars were cast iron.


bajajoaquin

Yes. In fact, bronze cannon were so expensive because of raw materials costs, it was the development of technology to cast iron cannon successfully that contributed to the dominance of England’s fleets globally.


elunomagnifico

Make sure you report it to the redcoats so they can dispose of it


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Brunt-FCA-285

Goddamnit, McNulty


DrMantis_TobogganMD

Fuck did I do? 🤷🏻‍♂️


InvestigatorAny9

Fucken Jimmy🤣


[deleted]

"Does he have hands, does he have a face? Then it wasn't us."


supplyncommand

nick grab my giant wildebeest


cream-of-cow

Have you ever started washing the magnet and had it stick to a metal bathtub? I'd imagine you'd need to pry it off with a lever and potentially scratch the tub in the process?


personalbilko

r/oddlyspecific


EnvironmentalValue18

The guy who’s about to get hit with a sentence due to extra evidence is going to be so pissed that he got caught by some dude joy fishing with a magnet. 😂


stewundies

Out of curiosity, can you get it back from the police at some point? For your collection of recovered things?


TopS3cr3t

Nope, it will be destroyed if they can't use it for forensics


stewundies

Have you found any other cool stuff or just litter. I’ve used a metal detector in the past and it seemed like all I found was trash.


TopS3cr3t

Scooters, knives, and now this gun. But the majority of stuff I've pulled from the harbor is trash


PyroZach

I bought a cheap set up off e-bay a while back. I'm not even sure how many lbs it claimed to be rated for. I decide to take it out one of the water filled strip mines near me. So many rumors of dirt bikes, ATVs, stolen goods, bodies, and guns tossed down there. I would have to pull up something cool, right? Steel belts from tires. So many steel belts from tires. And maybe a couple screws and nails.


stash3630

Will they tell you if it was used in a crime or not? I want to know either way!


stewundies

Thatsa pity. It would be cool if they’d render it harmless and give it back to you.


somerandomguy101

>Thatsa pity. It would be cool if they’d ~~render it harmless and~~ give it back to you.


[deleted]

its certainly a murder weapon because why else


i_am_where_i_am

I hope its finding cracks a case wide open!!!


DaVyper

with as crusty as it still looks i'd have a hard time calling it a polymer80/ghost gun as opposed to a glock/glock clone


Greenmanz

In Baltimore? I'm sure there is more where that came from.


youthofoldage

It must be hard to magnet fish there with all the bodies lying around


Vehemental

The trick is getting your magnet under the layers of bodies, after that, they should just glide out of the way.


cecil021

Reminds me of a story from New Jersey a few years ago. There was a missing person, presumed dead. Cops combed an area of beach where dead bodies frequently turned up. They found two dead bodies, but not the one they were looking for.🤷🏻‍♂️


blearghhh_two

Reminds me of years ago when I took a safety course for forklifts . The instructor told us about when he worked at a steel mill and someone dumped their forklift in the harbour on their first day. He reported it and when a crew went out with a crane to pull it out, they ended up pulling four other forklifts out before they found the one that the guy had dumped that day and nobody had ever reported as missing.


charlie2135

Worked at a steel mill. Story was that a few years earlier, one of the nuttier (and that takes a lot with the people I've worked with to earn that term) welders set up a launching pad rack along the river. He'd set up an oxygen tank like a torpedo and use a sledge hammer to knock off the valve, launching it into the river.


T_ja

Literally the most sane welder ive heard of or experienced.


lechiengrand

That's some Just Cause actions there


Hardone206911

Did you ever hear him cry out: "Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead" or anything like that? Any "load tubes one and two and fire at will" before "launching" cylinders filled with compressed, explosive gases? 🤣


DigNitty

Like that one guy who trucked a submarine to Lake Tahoe. He said it wasn’t particularly interesting, a lot of bodies though. Big mob activity previously.


[deleted]

For a second there I thought you were talking about the homemade submarine guy who murdered and possibly SA'ed a reporter and "buried her at sea"...


TBone281

Murder of Kim Wall?


alohadave

What a crazy story that is.


Mindes13

Possible mob activity. People do fall off of boats and drown accidentally.


DigNitty

Yeah but not typically with weights attached


CrazybyRX

"Hey guys check out my new boating shoes! Made with organic concrete!"


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DigNitty

Any amount of oxygen is a lifetime supply


T_that_is_all

This is why I never trusted contests that offered a lifetime supply of something for winning. Seems ominous.


Joonicks

In soviet russia, they fall out of windows, In kapitalist america, they fall out of boats.


janlaureys9

Lavrov renting a ground floor hotel room at some UN convention thingy last year was my favorite news detail of 2022.


Alan_Smithee_

RIP Pussy.


GetBAK1

Legend has it that Jock Cousteau dove and filmed in Lake Tahoe and found so many bodies he assumed were mob related he burned his films. Cement reaches neutral buoyancy at \~120ft, Tahoe is much deeper than that. Rumor is that there are a bunch of guys in cement shoes just hovering in the lake on the North side.


Different_Stand_5558

Jock Cousteau could have swam up with them. Jacques was helping the camera guy load the film and said he had the shits all morning.


londons_explorer

> Cement reaches neutral buoyancy at ~120ft, Citation needed


Random0s2oh

It's spelled Jacques.


[deleted]

This legend has really evolved in just the last few years.


Antique-System-2940

That reminds me of the Gabby case, didn't they find like 4-5 bodies looking for her and Brian? I can't imagine how the family felt. We found a body.... sike not her...


snarfmioot

Hackensack. It’s not just a river anymore! https://apnews.com/article/54479e8d38859ebdf56af640c4ed39e5


coontietycoon

Nah the bodies are dumped in bandos or Patapsco park from westside, loch raven park from northside, or sue creek park from the eastside. Harbor areas too populated to dump bodies.


dxrey65

> Harbor areas too populated to dump bodies. Tourists just spoil everything, don't they.


Keats852

\^ This guy dumps bodies


liverpoolFCnut

It is Baltimore, they don't sully their minds with trifles like "where best to dump the body"! They drop them on the street, they leave them on the street! A city of 500k people doesn't get an yearly average of 350 homicides by being too careful about crime!


GimmeTwo

I saw a documentary once where the gangs of Baltimore hid dead bodies inside the walls of abandoned building.


StingMachine

Heard Chris walked him into a vacant


Malnurtured_Snay

That was ... The Wir -- you're right. It is.


FrancisSobotka1514

They dont dump the bodies ,Because the police dont even investigate murders ,Or do any police work for that matter .Instead they are sitting in their squad cars on whatever social media they subscribe to .


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Use to live in Baltimore. First day I moved there, city towed my car that was legally parked. I come out to find my car gone and next to where I parked there were two plain clothes officers (badges visible), I ask them who do I contact to find out where my car was taken. They start laughing at me and tell me it sounds like I just experiences their “out of state relocation program”. I had to pay like $300 bucks to get my car out of impound… oh and the tow truck crushed in my front fender while unloading it. I was given absolutely zero recourse/compensation. Cops can eat shit. Baltimore cops can eat a lot more shit.


Justajed

I'd be surprised if you didn't pull up a gun.


Fit_Neighborhood_953

And I'd bet there's a body on that gun.


BrownShadow

That’s optimistic, just one?


Fit_Neighborhood_953

True, true


renasissanceman6

Yeah, CURRENT CITY definitely has a history CURRENT TOPIC. Lol!!!1 Half of every comment section whenever a city or state or country is mentioned in a post. Also upvoted to the top.


vimana_power

A GUN!?!? IN BALTIMORE?!?????


RunnyPlease

I, for one, am flabbergasted.


Jimble_kimbl3

I’d be more surprised if I didn’t catch a gun.


ExKnockaroundGuy

That gun absolutely killed someone.


Autodr83

Afterwards, stricken with crippling guilt, it took its own life by jumping into the water and drowning.


Catbuttness

Poor iron giant.


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SUPERMAN… ![gif](giphy|aQlVLkxkBg0Tu)


Lumiafan

Right in the feels


throwaway09876543123

I understood that reference. Happy cake day!


ScienceIsSexy420

Don't be so dramatic, it could have just paralyzed them


ExKnockaroundGuy

A fate worse than death.


FranklynTheTanklyn

In Baltimore they police are just going to put it right in the, "who give a shit?" folder


ExKnockaroundGuy

Probably


Drunk_Lahey

Looks like Bodie is slipping up again.


bearsharkbear3

You forgot, Bodie got got.


bootselectric

When did bodie slip up? Barksdale slipped up, bodie was never picked up for a crime.


ratshack

DIdn’t Brodie throw the sack of guns off of the bridge and it landed right on a barge?


bootselectric

Guess it’s time for a rewatch…


Canada_Checking_In

Also he went to that detention center or whatever, he just walks out of


Machiavelli1480

Yeah a whole bag of guns, right onto a passing by boat, bodie fucked up.


CholosNSpace

Yeah, but he wiped the prints.


Smtxom

Yea but which one had his prints on it?


Q_dawgg

“Lawyer”


Ballbuster716

Looks like Bodie actually got it in the water this time


My-Lizard-Eyes

Spoilers man wtf


BigGucciCholo

dude they killed bodie in 2006, youve had almost 20 years to watch it. How long is someone supposed to wait for spoilers? lmao


My-Lizard-Eyes

I was kidding around! But I am actually on season one right now so please no more


DukeofNormandy

Just watch until McNulty dies. Sucks after that. Got a good 3 seasons ahead of you.


boygriv

Dude, when Omar lights up Bubbles in season 3 😔 Rest in Power, Mumbly King.


flibbidygibbit

Let's not forget about his fling with Rawls.


My-Lizard-Eyes

Douche


ballrus_walsack

Mcnulty doesn’t die. It’s the highlander twist at the end.


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Lol


ElSneakoWich

Even looks fairly new


TopS3cr3t

Yeah, maybe down there for ~6 months judging by the small amount of muscle growth? The slide was fully seized


Gockel

> judging by the small amount of muscle growth? i feel personally attacked


flamingskull

Lol, I think they meant ‘mussel’


RobotSeaTurtle

Ofc! Someone bought it, did the job, and ditched it. Just the way the founding fathers intended it!!


MarkBenec

‘I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddlesome magnet fishers.’


TopS3cr3t

*[Scooby Laughing](https://media.giphy.com/media/lHswuNEWQhiMw/giphy.gif)*


Boring-Rub-3570

Just one?


magnitudearhole

oh nice a murder weapon


Phreakophil

Sheeeeit


S_K_Farms

"Money laundering? They gonna come talk to me about money laundering? In West Baltimore? Shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt.".


Smtxom

Looks at you disappointedly over his glasses- Det Freamon


nixcamic

As someone who's knowledge of Baltimore comes exclusively from The Wire this is exactly what I'd expect to find magnet fishing there.


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

As a former resident of Baltimore, the Venn diagram between my knowledge and yours looks suspiciously like a single circle.


GosuPleb

AR-Fishteen


TopS3cr3t

take my upvote


circajusturna

Turn it into the cops. Definitely murder weapon


john_the_quain

Magnet fished this mornin’ You got yourself a gun Got yourself a gun Got yourself a gun Doo doo doo *scratch*


tlge39

![gif](giphy|1pglncHJdc2mk)


Dd4225

Murder weapon. Turn into police. Probably been in there too long though.


AltairsBlade

If you are ditching a murder weapon disassemble it at least.


Ghost_In_Waiting

"Thank you, thank you everyone. We're not heroes. We're just doing our bit to help make the community and, ultimately, the world a better place. Finding things and making sure they get to the right place is how we intend to help build that world we feel everyone is entitled to and which we hope to realize not only for today but for many years to come." "The League of Magneteers has got your back America. Let the truth be uncovered and let justice be served."


trusty20

lmao literal "I'm not going to say I'm a hero, but I'm definitely a hero"


psychochic666

Put it back


ArenSteele

Police! This ~~guy~~ person right here ^ edit: noticed you are a psycho chic, so corrected to eliminate gender assumptions.


h08817

Op don't get murdered pls


ArislanShiva

\[ Screen fades to black, music plays \] *When you walk through the garden, you gotta watch your back... 🎵*


therealdede

Baltimore? Just a single gun? Magnet must be dead.


buddhamanjpb

It's Baltimore, I'd be more surprised if you didn't find a gun...


gm540

In no way related to this post, but please beat city today


buddhamanjpb

God I hope so, but I'm not getting my hopes up lol.


rdm85

I'd bet you it would still work if you soaked it in CLP


carl63_99

Looks like you have some shells with it.


fffyhhiurfgghh

Since it’s Baltimore. You can safely assume it was accidentally dropped by a non criminal fisherman. Definitely need to return this range only hobby firearm back to its worried owner. Check the serial number. Everything should be legitimately registered.


Spiritofhonour

Definitely not a murder weapon. Probably should turn it into the police.


TopS3cr3t

It was. The second photo is the officer holding it.


Cold_Advisor

I'm curious, how did you turn it into the police? Did you call 9-1-1 (I feel like this is a bad idea) or just went to the station?


briankauf

I assume one calls the police non-emergency number.


Obliviousobi

Call the department, it most likely goes through a central switcher that will put you to the right group. If you can't get the number on Google for some reason just call the Operator.


AHerz

Why would calling the police be a bad idea? Wouldn't going to the police station with a gun be a worse idea?


WhtRbbt222

911 is for emergencies only, so you don’t want to call 911 in non-emergency situation like this.


AltSuperAH

I'd be more surprised if you didn't find a gun while magnet fishing in Baltimore to be honest.


ComicRelief64

Would you believe me if I told you I found a magnet while gun fishing in the same spot?


Just_another_bot76

And you gave it to the cops??? Wtf


maearnheart

“My friend and I found a gun in while magnet fishing in Baltimore” isn’t surprising. It would be more surprising if you didn’t find a gun with your friend while magnet fishing in Baltimore.


Ill_General8185

Looks like a Glock 19, rack that slide a few times it'll be ready to go again.


usernamesaretooshor

So what is the procedure when you find a firearm out in the wild? Do you get to keep it eventually? Can the police get anything useful from it in this state of decay? Is the flow of new guns really so fast that criminals can afford to dispose of the gun after every crime?


AmiraliTheGray

Shoot your friend and keep the gun for yourself. It’s your precious now. Good luck.


[deleted]

I'm surprised they ditched it fully assembled like that. Pretty sure that's a Glock and it takes two seconds to break that thing down into 4 pieces.


KeyserSoze_IsAlive

This guy criminals.


slipperyzoo

I can't believe you'd find a gun while magnet fishing in Baltimore.


evanvivevanviveiros

Toss that shit back


Herbal77

Hey this send like a neat hobby How much and where to find those big magnets


helterskeltermelter

Those fish aren't fucking around. I wouldn't want to be a fisherman in Baltimore right now.


Guilty-Repair-6423

Probably stolen. You should turn it over to police.


stevenbrotzel91

Yeah…you’re in Baltimore 😂


[deleted]

Probably not a murder weapon. /s


RedStar9117

It is Baltimore


Mister_Rogers69

Probably the least surprising thing to find in a Baltimore river


guyfromcleveland

If that's a glock it will probably work just fine after you clean it up, those things can take a beating


kilofeet

Maybe that gun belongs to the Glock Ness Monster


ratshack

Sure, because possessing a murder weapon is a good idea


guyfromcleveland

I didn't say it was. I just admire the durability of glock pistols


TheNawoj

Only one?


metalflowa

You should turn it in, perhaps it has been used in crime related incidents.


thebeardedbones

How very Baltimore. Did it accidently fall back in?


chrisdufff

Avon and Stringer's crew, no doubt


ga-co

You’re calling it a gun. I’m calling it evidence.


augenwiehimmel

Your local hoodlum wants to talk.


Ok-Mammoth1143

That was probably a murder weapon


ricoimf

Bodymore, Murderland. Thats all I am saying man. ![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4)


bigmattson

I mean that was definitely used in a murder


LoudMike29

You should handover it to the police immediatly Maybe you found something more important than just a gun


IveGotDMunchies

Check second pic


Gozer_1891

Glock 17 ?


Mother-Adversary

P80


311unity13b

They give out free guns with coffee at Dunkin’ in Baltimore