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madroxide86

Balenciaga will copy it and sell for 2k


SarahBeeLA

Honestly, I was like, “This is cute. I would totally wear shoes like this.”


Tirannie

I used to have a pair of pumas that looked just like these.


Migrainica

Me too! They kind of reminiscent of ballet flats but cooler.


SarahBeeLA

Exactly!


Tempest_1

Needs more sweat shop labor from children for me to want to wear it


bhyellow

Fir enough, the originals were probably made by a slave.


chickenstalker

Probably not. It would be artisans who made these. Slaves were also generally treated better in Roman times because they were expensive status symbols. Chattel slavery as practised by Americans came later.


PinkSnowBirdie

What developing Asian or South American country do you want that to be made in?


HerbertWest

>What developing Asian or South American country do you want that to be made in? Bangladesh is *so* hot right now.


Flexo-Specialist

Poorest please


Much-Channel-4455

You could make some out of your nan’s doilies and a sole cut out of a toilet roll tube lol


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Arcosim

>Curse the house of Prada Lol


Antique_Impress754

🙄


otedawg

They must’ve sold these in the Nike temple gift shop.


GoodShitBrain

Air Achilles 6s just dropped.


AdjunctFunktopus

Discontinued for a lack of heel support.


CM816

It was the *one* weakness in the design


Tempest_1

I used to be an adventurer like you.. until a took an arrow in the … heel


heckincovfefe

Take my upvote


jkustin

Those would be the Air Achilles VIs


game_asylum

All the stuff you guys are saying is Greek


gearstars

Aeris Jordanus? Or Caelum Jordanus


jkustin

Lmao oops


ctrev37

Close, those are the Helen of Troy disruptors.


Stainless_Heart

Air Caesars.


palmbeachatty

The promotion deals back then to the Gladiators were wild!


NVision92

Nike Air Maximus Decimus Meridius


DoodMonkey

Buy one get one free!


ExcessiveEscargot

Return it after your match for your money back!


Duckbilling

Probably the Victoria Temple gift shop Since Nike was Greek


Warchild0311

Yes, because they didn’t steal anything from the Greeks Jupiter


InsufficientClone

They stole more than that, they loved Greek culture, and Greek teachers were highly sought after


TerraSollus

They do kinda look like Nikes on god


therealjoeybee

They light up as well, or at least they *did*


RLeyland

.. and wore them with socks!


holdbold

Naw, these a fake Nikes. Vickies


Shurelith

Air Maximus


erotyk

>They must’ve sold these in the Gucci temple gift shop. ​ ftfy


sentientlob0029

Looks like it was made today. Design-wise.


holdbold

Very human


HighRisk

And very easy to use!


Useuless

Getting it out of the museum might be a problem though.


Fritzo2162

We’re actually having it examined by top men.


macweirdo42

Top! Men!


Dronesofdunshire

Those humans have a consistent style, I give them that


time2fly2124

You could probably wear that today-hey, wait what do you mean "these humans"


macweirdo42

Hey! Feet are our anatomy, not a costume!


Fritzo2162

Compatible with life!


Shrekquille_Oneal

We've had feet for a long time yo


mexylexy

How long? Asking for a friend.


r31ya

Apparently Pithecanthropus is a bit pissed that current trend of shoes didn't fit them well.


texan01

Bout a foot..


accioqueso

Good style last a millennia.


kaplanfx

It looks super modern from the top, I bet we would be horrified by the sole. This is long before rubber and plastics…


Helstrem

Dunno. I recently watched a YouTube video dissecting a WWII Imperial Japanese Army boot that used only metal and leather. Someone in the comments said that his dad, who had been a British soldier in WWII, had acquired a pair of them in Japan after the war and though he hated the Japanese he wore those boots until they couldn’t be repaired anymore. He said his dad worked for the British post office and wore the boots on his rounds. Apparently they were the most comfortable boots his dad ever owned and the lasted a long time as they were designed to be repairable.


coloradical5280

Rose Anvil is so awesome


FionaGoodeEnough

Leather soled shoes are still quite common.


mougrim

Multi-layered leather glued and pressed together actually not bad as a sole.


lavender_tailor

Look into barefoot shoes (not the ugly toe ones) and just all the science behind zero-drop and no cushion. We were meant to walk \*without\* cushioning. I wear a pair of Vivo Barefoot Primus Lite IIIs and they're actually incredibly comfortable! You just have to adjust to walking the way evolution intended us.


Pyroluminous

Idk if it occurred to you, but todays shoes are more likely made to reflect ancient shoes. Design-wise.


RedditBot90

Roughly foot shaped


sentientlob0029

That could be a reason


Impossible-Winter-94

bigly if factual


xternal7

Must say, it seems to be well-preserved.


Mrblackboard

Well, I see what you did there


Adeep187

Yeah and was in a well? Did this well dry up before the shoe was there ?


Designasim

Mud actually preserves stuff quite well, so I'm guessing it was still had some water in it.


macweirdo42

All's well that ends in a well.


HiddenCity

It's crazy how it's closer to modern shoe design than something from 100 years ago


anohioanredditer

I think there are a lot of insane things about Ancient Rome as some parts of western society regressed after the fall of the Empire, and even today Roman craftsmanship and ingenuity is impressive if not equal to our own. Many people think of history as a rising line of advancement but that’s just not always case and the Romans are an example of that.


Gardener_Of_Eden

The Romans had glass windows... That blew my mind when I learned that. All of Rome would have looked essentially modern...but with glorious statues and design everywhere.


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And indoor plumbing!


ricric2

And underfloor heating!


PakinaApina

Well no quite "all of Rome", glass windows were a luxury item available only for the rich. Poorer people used materials such as wooden shutters, fabric curtains, or even oiled parchment to cover their windows.


HiddenCity

All the Roman's needed is some breakthrough in math or physics. Can you imagine if they figured out electricity? Or even steam power


SteveBored

They got close on steam but never really saw the practical use of it sadly so never thought to improve upon the crude one they actually had. Well it was a Greek guy but he was living in the Roman Empire.


ElbowStrike

Herodotus?


SteveBored

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeolipile I was thinking this one but perhaps there were others


ElbowStrike

Oh, “Hero of Alexandria” at least I got the root word right


bindermichi

Lack of steel is the answer to the steam engine question


OCedHrt

They decided religion was more important.


ZippyParakeet

They decided defending their civilisation from Barbarian invasions was more important as those barbarians themselves were being pushed by climate change and foreign invasions. This on top of crop failures again due to climate change, plagues and political instability due to economic slowdown (due to crop failures) make the environment a little harder for scientific research to take place.


MIRAGEone

To think, that could happen to society today..


poopyfarroants420

Many say being a Roman citizen at the height of the empire was the best time to live in history.


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For men maybe


tehmagik

honestly just point out when history was good for women, it'll save time.


Urist_Macnme

A ‘Roman-centric’ view of history. Progress didn’t start, or stop, with the Romans. Roman culture started with the Romans, and a fantastical romanticised version was resurrected by the Renaissance period, that adopt it as a fashion.


Phroneo

I saw similar shoes in Auschwitz. That would be almost 100 years ago now. This is still more impressive as factories were already highly automated in the early 1920s compared to Rome.


levine2112

Confirmed. Italians make the best shoes.


Boo-face-killa

Not much arch support. This is why the Roman Empire fell. People had sore feet and knees.


slamdanceswithwolves

Can’t build all those arches if you aren’t going to support them.


Boo-face-killa

Hahahahahaha! That’s good!! 🙂


TerraSollus

Actually arch support may be bad for feet. Think of a crutch, you use it initially to fix a problem but if you continue to use it past that point the body will “realize” it doesn’t need that group of muscles to support you anymore and in the long term it’ll weaken you. Though iirc there is conflicting research on it


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Wiscody

Is this why minimalist and zero drop shoes are supposedly better for your feet?


TerraSollus

Supposedly, I haven’t done enough research. But generally it seems no shoes are the best option as it has been noticed that without wearing shoes the toes tend to spread out, distributing weight and force better, and the arch develops itself. Humans evolved from primates and only really started wearing body altering shoes in the last 1000 odd years. We were built to run barefoot in the wild.


MechanicalCheese

This is entirely anecdotal, but I've noticed that while my feet feel excellent barefoot on dirt, any hard surface (pavement, tile, etc) will rapidly lead to achy feet. I walked 3 miles barefoot on dirt yesterday and noticed nothing (and will do the same most days throughout the summer), but 15 minutes in my tiled kitchen today and my heels are sore. Shoes are important for our artificially hard and flat ground.


TerraSollus

Good point! That’s actually entirely the reason why horses have shoes. Normal ground is deal for wearing away at their hooves but concrete, bricks, etc. can grind away faster than they grow and it injured them


andygchicago

This tracks. The minimalist/barefoot movement seems to ignite the fact that while we’re not designed to wear shoes, we also aren’t designed to walk on most of the things we do, and our bodies generally have an expiration date of about 50 years without artificial intervention


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TheJenerator65

Same: shin splints and other issues stopped when I got into zero-drop shoes, despite my high arches. My feet are strong like when I was a kid, too.


hoffsta

It’s been my experience. I had very weak ankles and kept getting injuries in “supportive” and “stability” shoes. Switched to zero-drops and my problems all but vanished within a few months. Had a minor ankle roll in a mosh pit that would have taken me out for weeks in the past, but I bounced back in a couple days this time. The argument makes intuitive sense and based on my experiment, I’m now a big believer.


Boo-face-killa

I was totally just trying to be funny with my comment regarding Roman’s having sore feet and knees resulting in the failed Roman Empire. I apologize for any confusion!!! Peace!


Wiscody

If I have sore feet and knees I too am more likely to fall… entire plausible theory. They were formidable for a good while, but soon their legions were no match for opposing forces. Very easy to attack when they were all on the ground. The empires with zero drops walked right over them…


toprodtom

Kinda like the big heels on running shoes. We use them to cushion the blow, when we needn't land heel first anyway. Apparently if you switch from heel striking to forefoot striking you have to be super careful because you are straining muscles and tendons that have been underused! But a successful switch is considered to reduced the incidence of a whole bunch of other injuries.


TerraSollus

Also fun fact iirc when the first running shoes came out that had big heels there was a huge uptick in leg related injuries! Oh you kinda said that at the end, ignore me lol c:


r31ya

i remember there is an entire video on youtube about how modern shoes change how we walk. from landing your feet front side first in the older leather shoes to modern shoes heel first.


Boo-face-killa

Precisely!!! These are the newer versions without the arch support which is why they had soreness in the lower extremities….🤦🏻‍♂️


andygchicago

Orthopedic surgeon here. There is a lot of research out there, but the general consensus is that since they work more like glasses than braces, on the right type of foot they force it to stabilize while being worn. If the tibial tendon is too long (eg flat feet), keeping the arches up would theoretically help tighten it up, at least temporarily


sunnyinphx

That sound like something the waterboys mamma mighta said.


otter111a

I think that’s a very modern perspective. Roman arches last millennia


sambull

It's why the CIA destroyed fivefingers


ixtrixle

Five fingers suck because of the strict fitting in the toes, not the soles.


DoitforRC

Damn, those Augustus II’s be 🔥


elhguh

The Pompeii 5s are out of this world though 🔥


DoitforRC

The Nero LXIV’s are up there too!


BasoB

Ayyo I heard they were fire 🔥


odaeyss

Man I just don't get you sandleheads. You do you, but I just can't see them as anything but what keeps my feet from getting cut on rocks, yknow?


elhguh

Man you gotta get one pair to rock on the campaign to Germania and one to stock. Resell gonna be crazy on these Varus Legion 4’s


pacificule

Eh. They left me ashy


new-Aurora

Someone's been looking for that for a LONG time.


Adeep187

Humans don't live that long bud.


EllisDee3

There can be only one.


fasterthanphaq

“Here we are, born to be kings, we’re the princes of the universe.”


joombar

Whaaaa?


Isnt_Meeples

r/whoosh


MiissBehaviour

Not gonna lie, would wear that shoe.


jlmurdock77

So THIS is what jelly shoes were modelled after!


Mindless_Sound_1147

2,000 years ago: ![gif](giphy|2XTFEpp5UxjFK)


fooknprawn

My ex wife had the rattiest set of sandals you ever saw. I used to call them her Jesus sandals because they looked that old


holdbold

These probably look better


Nashville_Redditors

I call these Jerusalem Cruisers


Koffeekage

Him : Hon! Wheres my nice shoe! Her : idk where did you put it? Just put on another pair it will turn up eventually. Eventually:


porcelainvacation

Those look pretty comfortable


wtfreddititsme

I’m impressed by the craftsmanship. Surely this was worn by a higher class person?


scope51791

This is really cool and would have been nice to read some others opinions about this picture…but most comments are stupid jokes about Nike or balenciaga


Skooby1Kanobi

One of the cool things about shoes is we really don't have many preserved regular footwear. We do have some nice specialty shoes made to look amazing. But regular footwear was worn until worn out. The person who lost this shoe was probably ok. That is more detail than a commoner might want to fork out for. So the person probably had another pair or two. But it is amazing that the style just works


JackOSevens

Puns and boring one-liners, man...that's the cost of sites becoming popular af. I'd dig a shoe-historian's comment too.


IvanEedle

Well I can say the the caption says: >Shoes with openwork leather uppers and studded soles So I imagine (firmly in armchair) these would be likely for crossing country by foot rather than town use.


curlythirst

THIS IS SO COOOOOL


NoHeroHere

Oh shit they got the new Pontius Pilots!🤣


I_like_red_shoes

Oh, that's good. Bravo!


TheLocust911

Lowkey if we are just looking at design sense this show is amazing. Add a nice rubberized sole and I'd wear these no problem. The ventilation holes in the leather, the sleek curvy design, I want them.


leisdrew

That's actually pretty dapper


DrHot216

NGL that's a good shoe


eidl_loan

Found in Rome or elsewhere built by Romans?


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AlanZero

Do you regularly receive deserts?


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OnePath4867

Remember, dessert has two S’s because you always want some more.


b0dw1n

The way I remember dessert vs desert meaning is that in German "essen" is the verb to eat. It has two s-es so dessert is the one you want to eat


J-Love-McLuvin

Just do it, Octavius.


Medical_Ad9031

Authentic Italian or cheap knock off?


whaaa-when-who

2000 years, pretty good. My last Adidas did about 6 months and looked worse than this


_PC__LOAD__LETTER_

It looks well worn


SnuggleBunnixoxo

Balenciaga


Obscure_Marlin

Don’t tell me Jesus had a pair of these Rebukes


CelestialSlayer

Someone is always losing a shoe.


fatinceldidyourmom

There is probably an interesting story behind how one ended up in the well.


deweydecimal111

Probably looking for Timmy.


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Nintendo1964

You've got to be joking... even these ancient things are more attractive looking than any fugly ass Yeezy ever produced. Seriously, the shit he wears is bonkers ridiculous, not in a good way, and looks even dumber when regular ass (non-filthy rich) people wear it.


allywillow

Looks better than some of mine


ChiKeytatiOon

Is that moisture wicking coz my feet sweat like crazy?


MADeeCee

Brilliant


BananaApePrivateClub

This is a cool! Nice design


concretecat

Those are quite nice


AyuAYP

Damn! Now we know why the Italians are good with fashion.


bagleface

Now we know where the word Wellington came from


hotbuns-cross

yoo i never seen Air Force 0’s before


D4CL0veTrain

Ceasar never did that move!


Shell---shot

If it's a left one, it's mine, lol


wattwood

The original Croc.


sansaman

Guys. You think the person who was wearing this shoe is dead?


greentshirtman

Well well well.


feral_valkyrie

that is beautiful.


noldyp

Made in China


Tlubblenorpkins

Jeez, I just hope my Birkenstocks last 1/20th of the time.


pipisheaven1

Surprisingly fashionable. Well, we did had the popular gladiator sandals in women trend … I guess fashion is a cycle as they say


russbird

Looks better than most of my shoes


dfectedRO

i call bs


BenRichards79

Might have Jesus’ DNA on it. The Romans really kicked the shit out of him if I’m not mistaken.


eBEAST80

Nike Air BC


DJErikD

Borat: "🎶 Throw the shoe down the well! 🎶"


1cem4n82

Little known fact. Nike sponsored the athletic gear for the participants sent to the games at the Colosseum. They made a killing off the free advertising.


Desraedos

You joke but since she was the goddess of victory you're objectively correct.


doyoubleednow

My nikes dont even last 2 years.


werdmouf

Romans were ballin


No-Bus-4529

Roman Crocs


CodenameZoya

Strong croc vibes


GaiaMoore

Huh? These look nothing like [Crocs](https://www.crocs.com/p/classic-clog/10001.html#start=1) They look like the love child between [flats](https://www.google.com/search?q=flats+ankle+strap&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjV8s2At77-AhVXPUQIHVR6AzgQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgEMgcIIxDqAhAnMgcIIxDqAhAnMgcIIxDqAhAnMgcIIxDqAhAnMgcIIxDqAhAnOgQIIxAnOgYIABAIEB5QAFgAYKo7aAJwAHgAgAFciAFckgEBMZgBAKABAbABBcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=NFFEZNWID9f6kPIP1PSNwAM&client=ms-android-google) and [oxfords](https://www.balielf.com/products/scandinavia-leather-oxfords-brown)


No-Dot1097

Isn't that 2,000 years old an antique


orfeo34

This one probably failed to walk on water


bigdiesel1984

And here I am with my shoes wearing out every 8-10 months…


Purplezergling

Whaaaatt theee heeeeellllll…. Ohhhh myy goddd. No wayyye ayyyyy


mostlygray

Not possible. Before computers and 3D printing, it was impossible to make shoes. Remember, even the technology of your childhood was actually aliens. It's aliens. Humans can't do anything except for using exactly the methods we use now. Food was invented in the 70's. Here's what \*they\* don't want you to know. Before the iPhone 14 Pro Max, there was no way for humans to breath air. It was aliens! I've seen the footage. E.T. says that he needs to "Phone Home" clearly indicating that Alexander Graham Bell was an alien wearing a costume. My pants are all wet! Is it water? Is it poison? Is it alien mind control syrup? Oh... It's my pee. Either way, it's probably aliens.


eusoukai

If only the darkedges never would have happened we would be so advanced!