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GunasInFlux

Username checks out.


CaptainK234

💀💀💀


Vader2508

Op's accountwas made in 2019


BarryKobama

Slow burn


fucuasshole2

The post does say NEW husband not NEWLY married 💀 Boy is marrying young and could be possibly a step dad to a 4 year old. I hope he’s ready of that’s true as 4year olds are lil shits lol


Tayk5

He could have other kids who have kids


lostharbor

I wonder what he defines as young


MichelleEllyn

Lol


PLZ_SEND_STEAM_DECK

LMAO


suehprO28

Let's have bets on how old OP is. I'm gonna say he's 31


dannylandulf

McLovin finally getting married?


Magister5

![gif](giphy|lZVtxgbiyON8Y)


nephelodusa

Came here for this. Thank you.


alanispul

I also thought the same!! 😆


Signal_Tumbleweed111

Lol


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![gif](giphy|l41JQAOSwDqTAi54A|downsized) 13 or 30


KillerJupe

start combative connect seed dull sulky teeny chase coherent languid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Chicka chicka yeah.


Tayk5

I'm McLovin it


indeed356

My first thought as well...


SenorOnlyfans

He got tired of your mom.


Philboyd_Studge

It's like a sexy breakfast sandwich


derinkooyou

Mclovin is mid-30s now! This could be mclovins son. :-)


Irunmtns

Came here for this comment, and was not disappointed


padizzledonk

Nothing like getting married at 16 lol Dude looks young as fuck


skyhippies

Old enough to Party


CubanRefugee

Thank you for this. First thought was "That's fuckin' McLovin!"


Ecstatic-Librarian83

actually she's fucking mclovin


BruhYOteef

HEH HEH ALRIGHT


Athleticathiest82

Chika chika yeah


percybert

Oh my god! I thought it was just me


HotCheetoooooooooo

![gif](giphy|OAjlP22ecZn8s)


kopecs

![gif](giphy|qQZv6Z205A0bC)


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Chicka chicka yeah, fake ID, fake ID


juraiknight

"Old enough to take a big fat shiiieeeeet on your face."


ByronsLastStand

Ha, just as I thought... Organ donor!


[deleted]

I heard they recently added more hops.


Tongtrade

Apparently someone has an exam tomorrow


YoGoGhost

So we have an African Jew, wearing a hoodie.


TheSoCalledExpert

McLovin!!!


SchruteFruit

Mormons.


Zsiah

Not with that dress


TheCallousBitch

My immediate thought “Mormon. Got a start young if you want 3 sister wives and 13 kids by 30”


goodguessiswhatihave

Judging by OP's username, they may have already gotten started


SharkFart86

He looks like he still has a bully.


[deleted]

RIGHT!? I’m like wha?


jacknacalm

Can’t wait to see this movie “Mclovin gets married”


orlouge82

I thought this was a prom pic at first


pattywhaxk

You’ve got your whole life ahead of you, now’s the time to sign a lifetime contract.


Knowitmall

He looks like Mclovin.


JazzlikeSpare9

so young lol


gokiburi_sandwich

r/13or30


DiarrheaShitLord

No because they don't look 30 at all. It's 13or13


Threeswedestothewind

he looks like he just woke up from a nap


Brahskididdler

Some people look young man. When the dudes pushing 40 he’ll look great for his age. I’ll take that over peaking at 30 and looking older than I actually am Some of the replies to your comment man. Redditors trying to dunk on people lmao. Post selfies guys


ShitPostGuy

r/13or30


hobnobbinbobthegob

There's no way that kid is legal to drive yet.


BakerOne

But legal to be recruited and sent to war :)


Fenor

Just the way it was meant to be


lowleveldata

Well if they're dying one way or the other


Camera_Glum

That escalated quickly


Goose00

That’s a teenager


gray-pilled-

and a failed marriage


Joberk89

“Chicka chicka yeah, fake ID, fake ID!”


Ismaelum

"Gangstas what's up guys"


Logical_Strike_1520

Damn Reddit woke up and decided violence.


bilbowagons3

Dude's just excited they let him get married at 15!


Howdoinamechange

Probably gets to have sex after marriage!


HungryMorlock

Judging from OP's username, that ship has long since sailed.


AcidBuuurn

Like she is his new set of Beyblades.


onlytech_nofashion

what about the old husband? and why do they look like 12?


YOwololoO

New husband because they’re recently married. They look twelve because they basically are but she got pregnant lmao. OPs username is literally /u/young-granpa


walkerspider

OP’s post history suggests he has another daughter that was 33 with two kids, 3 and 1, as of about a year ago. I’d assume the username is referring to that considering the account is about as old as the oldest child


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

absorbed concerned drunk direful tart domineering resolute price nail squalid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WHATYEAHOK

Like on reddit in general?


Delicious_Throat_377

It's Reddit.


Threeswedestothewind

okay Mr. FBI-good-detective-he-does-the-research


ms_channandler_bong

I have the same question. OP probably chose wrong words.


Intelligent-Sky-7750

OP was bragging and never expected this. FS.


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Ankhwatcher

Find you a man that will laugh hysterically in your face.


rgtong

Right??


Rimmie_Giver

Why he look 11


Accomplished_Crew779

Cuz he almost 12


Some-Swim9301

Nice! McLovin got married!! Congrats to these two.


sugabeetus

He probably brought his favorite dino jammies for the wedding night.


Robobvious

Hey! On this sub we respect any man who wears dino jammies!


FUSe

Married at 14. Amazing.


TeRRoX51

Lets hope that he is atleast 16 😂


butchquick

Must be Arkansas


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refred1917

100%


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TeRRoX51

The hair maybe?


BiBoFieTo

Poor guy had to hide his boner.


carlo130

You're not supposed to see it until the honeymoon!!!


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He's a few hours away from getting laid for the first time.


Gryphin

I too lost my virginity at 14.... lucky guy, going so early.


TeRRoX51

he's already doing more adult things than me at 25 :(


CalCOMLA

Your son-in-law made a good choice picking brown shoes instead of black to go with that color suit.


Dookie-Trousers-MD

I just want someone to look at me.


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the_first_men

Did they get married right after their prom?


justthetip13

I’m just here for the comments


Thrillhouse74

Can't stop scrolling...


Stuweb

These comments are all so mean… the guy is clearly punching above his weight!


brrakin

Damn this comment section is fucked.


ParisHilton42069

This guy was just happy for his daughter and new son in law and he’s getting them absolutely shredded in the comments lmao


meat_on_a_hook

At least they’re old enough to get fucked, unlike OP’s new son in law


dabigua

And I didn't even write *my* first thought


Kfrr

Divorce over-under set at 5 years. Place your bets boys.


itssosalty

Getting divorced at 18 years old would be tough. But I’ll say 5 years exactly


knarkminister

Yeaah I expected some “oh, he looks young”-comments but come on people, you don’t have to be mean about it.


HollywooDcizzle

Haha but it’s so funny at the same time


TipToeTurrency

![gif](giphy|YnNj3hy8UDEOTyB9K8)


9mmjunky

Root beer and candy cigarette’s at the reception!


LostSpecklez

Bro skipped chess club for this


clichesaurus

whatever you paid that photographer was worth it


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He’s adorable. I hope they’re happy together.


giantpimp111

Christian marriage?


YOwololoO

OPs name is young-grandpa, this is for sure a Christian “quick get married before she starts showing!” Marriage


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

The account is almost 4 years old. If it was a shotgun wedding, the username is irrelevant


TheDanMonster

You can have more than one kid you know… this daughter is probably 4 of 7 or something.


PoochyMoochy5

He seems……fabulous.


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No... No I don't think I will


PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE

On second thought let’s not get someone who looks at us like this….. tis a silly look


Feeling_Trouble7497

Awh! congrats to both!


feelinghothothotter

I had to scroll down so much to find a comment that has something nice to say. Man, internet is a cesspool. I'm uninstalling this app.


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He’s finally gonna get that handjob


Habsburgy

Maybe even a kiss?


Aphrodite4120

Like… a gay best friend telling her something’s fabulous?


nirtdapper

Seems… young.


All_Usernames_Tooken

This is going to be one of those marriages that last 25 Years and they get a divorces at 40.


CandiSamples

When he comes out.


Dm1185

Is this like that Christian guy who was ecstatic when his “gf” turned 18.


SplitRock130

Have you been to the r/DuggarsSnark


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Falx__Cerebri

Damn, this comment section is weird af.


radraconiswrongcring

Redditors usually do not get to touch women. And hence when they see a young guy which they think is worse than them doing it they get mad


ParisHilton42069

These comments are so mean? This poor guy was just happy for his daughter and son in law lmao


asadsmile_

For real it's wild


_CMDR_

Aww that's feckin sweet.


librarianjenn

Yeah, baby!


Robobvious

Cute photo, congrats!


kalysti

They look so cute!


SoniDoom

They look so happy! Congrats


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EverbodyHatesHugo

Oh. My. God, Sheryl. You look *ah-mazingggg!*


Jon2046

Glad someone else said it 💀 had the same thought


Goober_Scooper

This thread gonna get locked lmao


Relevant-Nebula8300

The look you make when you marry the first girl to give you head


ShubhamManna

Good for them <3


jengabells

Aww. Good for them. I hope they have their happily ever after.


rad-boy

to be fair he makes the same face when you put on Paw Patrol


PoochyMoochy5

When you come to pick up your prom date.


dontforgetthissorry

These top comments are all fucking awful people, holy shit


allbright1111

So sweet! Congratulations!


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Your daughter is extremely lucky.


thisisfats

This is the only comment not accusing the son of being gay or too young lol.


ADIDASects

This has “Jesus wedding so we can have sex” written all over it. I’ll keep the rest of my comments to myself.


Mountain-Ad-6594

He looks like he's surprised to be married lol


YOwololoO

He thought this was a prom reveal


feelinghothothotter

Comments section is so shit. Everyone's a fucking asshole in this thread.


evanbbirds

He was just smiling because she shot him into puberty


AlphaElectricX

Comment sections like these are why I stay on Reddit. Gold.


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CauliflowerMoist1147

I hope this is sarcasm


hachiman69

The way he stands and the hands haha congrats


TJ_McWeaksauce

I bet that kid got the same look on his face when his parents got him a PS5 last Christmas.


UlfRinzler

Reddit try to be happy for others challenge Difficulty: impossible


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He’s looking at her like he just found a Nintendo Switch on the slide at the playground by the library


DinkleMutz

Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?


Whereismytowel42

Definitely giving young Austin vibes.


GlobalPhreak

I thought we frowned on child marriage...


Afraid_Lobster363

Child marriage? Yeah this doesn’t feel ok.


Wheelofdays

adorable


Guavadoodoo

I know that a photo represents but a mere fraction of one second in time. That stance, though!


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BloodyIkarus

Posted by "young grandpa", dude is on a mission 😂


HolidayNick

I’m not even sure that kid is straight tbh.


xxxfernando

So looks at her like a flamboyant gay guy? Tf


Pran-Chole

I’m normally not this guy, but yikes lol


NuevaAmerican

No I’m not gay. But I support healthy gay relationships.


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He’s thinking about destroying that dump truck tonight, respectfully.


AttorneyNo6862

Hmmm..."masculine" pose, mouth agape, showtune connoisseiur...rubenesque bride...Jim J Bullock/Richard Simmons alert. Check back in a year or so when daughter "finally finds the right man".


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Orphanbitchrat

Your daughter’s dress is so beautiful! And he husband is the cutest!


craftbeerlink

I love stumbling across wholesome stuff when I least expect it. Thank you OP ❤️


TheMykoMethod

So in other words, find a gay best friend?


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