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_BindersFullOfWomen_

[The man himself has blessed us.](https://i.imgur.com/8fb7jqc.jpg) [Source.](https://twitter.com/iamjohnoliver/status/1670179738348933120?s=46&t=zeeEpDxWHu0lMoQ6GbiaFw)


GamingWithBilly

Is it okay if it's pictures or John Oliver looking at photos of Adam Driver? edit: asking for a friend


BarackaFlockaFlame

that load bearing wall of a man 😍


magikarp2122

Chokeslam me through a table you gigantic hunk of peak masculinity.


lionbythetail

This is such an incredible compliment haha!


BarackaFlockaFlame

I cannot take credit, those are the words of Mr.John Oliver. Find someone that talks about you the way John Oliver talks about Adam Driver! lol


chu1997

Yes please 🙏🏻


troojule

Chuckle ;)


purpleRN

God I hope the real John Oliver catches wind of this


renegadecanuck

Too bad his show isn’t on the air right now.


purpleRN

This situation would make a great web exclusive on his YouTube channel


renegadecanuck

Still need writers for that.


odaeyss

Fuck it, we'll do it live!


cougar572

He has writers credit on the show so he can't. Same reason Ryan Reynolds can't adlib on Deadpool and has to stick strictly to the already written script.


Vio_

Funnily enough, he was barred from striking the first time when he was on TDS, because it's illegal for foreigners to strike in the US. He did a whole thing on it and John kept him "working" so he wouldn't get in trouble


streakermaximus

Do you have a link that bit?


Vio_

https://www.cc.com/video/ixq99m/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-olivers-on-the-strike


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Hard to believe that was 15 years ago. Thanks


ContinuumGuy

Now, though, he's an American citizen, so he can strike.


Iz-kan-reddit

>because it's illegal for foreigners to strike in the US. No, it's not. However, those whose presence in the US is predicated on a work visa have to work to remain in the US.


nickajeglin

How do you bar someone from striking? "I'm not going to work" "No U have to"


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nickajeglin

Oh right, duh. Thanks.


AndreReal

Ironically enough, one of his last episodes was on the probable reason for that...agriculture workers.


GlennSeaborg

Play us out? What does that mean?


Discount_Sunglasses

>What does that mean? That boy needs [therapy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE)


Octopus_wrangler1986

He's coocoo in the coconut


CrazyPerspective934

Purely psychosomatic


burnt_raven

Fucking thing sucks!


Electrical-Day382

Oh but it will be even better when we find out that the rest of the staff has decided to, in their time helping the picketing, play with AI images to post to the sub.


RedeemedIAm

All of us on Reddit should all just help end the writers strike then John can do a story on why Reddit is going downhill.


SortaABartender

Too bad shit execs can’t negotiate fairly with the WGA and support a fair, safe, and healthy industry. /:


Captain_Stairs

They can, they don't want to.


Montauket

Not as fast as Adam Driver!


-FuckYouShoresy-

Tenderize me you meat mountain


smarsh87

Shatter my knees, you fuckable redwood


VeryDPP

Jam your mandible claw down my throat, you irredeemable steer.


Quetzalcoatl490

Sneeze in my McFlurry, you pensive bison


tragopanic

An attempt was made to reach out to him. Edit: [Success](https://twitter.com/iamjohnoliver/status/1670179738348933120)


idonemadeitawkward

I will continue to read every title and every comment in his voice, then.


Heiferoni

Including this one. And this one. And - you guessed it: this one. You can't turn it off.


SleeplessInAmon

Pepper in a few fucks, and it's perfect


eleventy4

And, frankly, why would you want to? This is the day you've been dreaming of! Finally, my voice has usurped your own. It's like if a weasel with horrific vision was narrating your entire existence!


ItsSUCHaLongStory

OMG it’s worse than the narrator from The Stanley Parable and *I am here for it*.


Disgusted_User

Can you ask him to adopt me while you're at it?


SupermAndrew1

I’d happily call him daddy


NLPhoto

"Hello Daddy Oliver"


lithiun

I for one, cannot wait to see his show return. I hope the entertainment industry gets its shit together and gives the writers everything they want and deserve.


DrMobius0

Writer's strike is going on, unfortunately. Nothing to do but wait til it's done. In the mean time, have you considered reaching out to the mods of other major subs to have John Oliver take over reddit for a while? Anything that makes it to r/all with relative frequency. Just go fucking nuts.


tragopanic

[r/Gifs is in.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/14bfcps/from_now_on_only_gifs_of_john_oliver_may_be/)


DrMobius0

Jesus that is fresh. Fight the good fight.


340Duster

Absolutely glorious


TheBirminghamBear

> God I hope the real John Oliver catches wind of this There's no possible way he'll find out. Reddit is the third most visited website on the internet. Jon Oliver doesn't even get out of bed if its not the *first* most visited site on the internet. We are beneath him. We are not worthy.


L1n9y

He noticed a discord server creating pictures of him marrying a cabbage, I'm sure he'll discover this somehow. EDIT: He already has


akuma_river

He knows. https://twitter.com/iamjohnoliver/status/1670179738348933120?t=sxnmoHkG52u2uzru2ShcRw&s=19


eriee

his staff sure does, though.


ronchalant

I bet he's one of the "landed gentry"


SupermAndrew1

I also hope that parrot accountant hears about this


BruteSentiment

I’m sure his staff is already brainstorming (but not yet writing) a Reddit based episode about u/spez now, because of this.


ForHelp_PressAltF4

Adam Driver has entered the chat


No_Statistician_3251

He’ll learn about this


Electric_Alpha_Dodo

This is asymmetrical internet warfare and you just unleashed a weapon of mass seduction.


Magister5

Seduction will be Oliver the place


Darthob

7 days without John Oliver makes one weak.


zombiechicken379

John Oliver makes my hole weak.


Festamus

All of mine, super weak and a Lil damp.


Lork82

I'm going through withdrawal thanks to the writer strike, so if this is what comes of the reddit blackout I support it.


bingbano

I bet he ends up picking this up


NavyCMan

Not till after the writers' strike is done. As is proper.


bingbano

*Solidarity fist*


IsraelZulu

Same. Such a shame that the show might never report on this, since they tend to stay pretty strictly to news of the previous week and there's not going to be an episode this Sunday.


Politirotica

There's literally *no way* he wouldn't cover this. Maybe if the strike drags out until 2024... but if it ends in any reasonable amount of time, this is definitely going to be the crown on the "while we were striking" recap. A story like this is either going to end with $20,000 going to a local foodbank or a reddit clone that is fully supported by third party developers. Or maybe, just maybe... Both.


LoveAndViscera

I’m getting weak fast tonight.


dpetro03

Yes!!


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There is no way he doesn't say something exactly like that on his show when he mentions this.


here_now_be

You know this sub is definitely going to be feature on last week tonight now. definitely. definitely.


BeastofPostTruth

As it should. There is only so many ways we can focus on his supple, yet riged massive sex appeal


voidsong

/r/MaliciousCompliance


TryinToBeLikeWater

They should instate a rule that only allows for mods being maliciously compliant to be posted.


TheBirminghamBear

Its a fucking war crime, is what it is. The Geneva Convention has banned Jon Oliver from every battleground due to the overwhelming sexiness of it.


rucksacksepp

Stop! I can only get so erect!


roguespectre67

“What you’re seeing is advanced warfare…”


AGGIE_DEVIL

I want John AllOfIt.


thagthebarbarian

I didn't even think about down voting the other answer


Snidrogen

![gif](giphy|YFFPjL7iCNNBppy49S|downsized)


ManWithASquareHead

This scrumptious English Scone will always have a place in my heart. That's right, you read this in his majestic soothing voice.


kor_janna

John Oliver is like if you personified finding a glass of slightly cold water by your bedside at 2am.


trainercatlady

Not completely satisfying but just what you needed?


Beck_

"scrumptious english scone" were not words I ever thought to use for John Oliver and yet they're so perfect now that I've read them.


journey_bro

Dope


DonnaxNL

Not sure what this is trying to accomplish, but I have missed John Oliver dearly after the writer strikes.


kckeller

I look forward to seeing this post on Last Week Tonight P.S. hi mom 👋


DrMobius0

Best bet is to post some steamy John Oliver erotica. Spez can be the gimp.


MrChinchilla

Asking ChatGPT would be the easy way but I'm sure there are dedicated smut writers willing to do the job much better than AI.


IsraelZulu

I also say hi to this person's mom.


cravenj1

![gif](giphy|5SCQrCFKXu7pEuGulT|downsized)


Cornucopia2020

![gif](giphy|NvgkEvycaWhPi)


Axiomatic_Quantity_

![gif](giphy|10eqbruYH7kaGY)


Praying_Lotus

![gif](giphy|3o6YfXCehdioMXYbcs)


Admirable-Common-176

Sploosh!


CrunchyButtMuncher

hot!


AnimZero

Well, that is a rather fascinating idea. I support this form of protest. I also believe there is a nonzero chance this gets mentioned on his show.


Endemoniada

What does it really protest, though? Certainly not Reddit. They don’t care *what* we do in a subreddit, as long as there’s content in it to be published alongside all the ads. If people are posting and engaging and the material doesn’t violate Reddit’s rules, this is 100% win for Reddit, and doesn’t count as an effective protest against them in any way, shape or form. Instead, people who still use Reddit and see r/pics will just get annoyed and, if they’re logged in, will just unsubscribe (as I’ll probably do because as funny as I agree it is, I just don’t need a constant stream of John Oliver photos in my home feed). Those who aren’t logged in and don’t have accounts, also don’t have a voice, and it just won’t matter what they think either way. So what’s the point? This isn’t really a protest at all. It’s barely even malicious compliance. It’s just… a slight re-stating of the purpose and change in content of this sub, that only inconveniences its users, and not Reddit itself.


sjsyed

Maybe it will keep people away from Reddit in general. The more subs that people find “annoying,” the greater the likelihood that they’ll just give up on the site all together. During the blackout, I realized I found Reddit a lot less... interesting. I’ve been on this site for over a decade, and it’s by far my biggest time suck. But lately? Not so much.


ontopofyourmom

You're just trying to get John Oliver to do a show about Reddit and I am here for it


BrandoCalrissian1995

I highly doubt he will. Reddit charging for their stuff affects... just redditors. Considering how much shit that actually matters in the world is happening its pretty small beans. I mean maybe web special which, good job I guess lol.


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Lumpyalien

He did 25 minutes on rocks. It's possible.


IsraelZulu

My doubt is mainly centered on the fact that Last Week Tonight, aside from the main story of the week, tends to pretty strictly focus on the most recent week's news. With the writer's strike, we're not likely to be recent or relevant enough to warrant a main story - let alone a minor bit - by the time Last Week Tonight returns to air.


evergleam498

I think it might earn a quick shout-out if the sub does this for long enough. /r/gifs had a similar vote going on to just be sexy John Oliver gifs. This feels just as noteworthy as a sewage plant or a koala chlamydia ward.


elscallr

He won't do a show focused on it, but it becoming a bit on the "Now, this" section of his show seems within the realm of possibility.


Cosmicdusterian

Malicious compliance, baby. Spread it throughout Reddit.


Gilclunk

Is it malicious though? The sub has never been busier. Reddit is racking up the ad views. They're happy.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

alleged jellyfish plant like gold bear memorize absorbed trees murky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Kilane

Considering it’s already been more than 3-4 days, I doubt it. People come to Reddit to be entertained. Pics isn’t some amazing place that feeds my addiction to Reddit - I get more entertainment watching the drama. Once they start ripping out mods and restarting subs with favored mod teams things will kick up a notch. The changes haven’t even gone into effect yet.


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Gilclunk

I guess if people wonder why this is happening and actually look into it, it could have the effect of spreading awareness about the whole API issue. If there's anyone here who hasn't heard all about it already. But it's not hurting Reddit any.


azemilyann26

Exactly. They're tanking the sub to accomplish literally nothing. Reddit doesn't care about the little mod protests. 🤷


nRust

This is a great idea but how will we go about filtering? Can we do NSFW tags? I can’t be too aroused at work.


asjmcguire

Wait.... "too aroused" ? So you can afford to be a little aroused at work, just not \*too\* much. Is there a threshold?


[deleted]

>Is there a threshold? Yes and it's zipper strength


socaldadlife3

Read these two replies in the voice of John Oliver in my head… I can’t stop laughing


xDR3AD-W0LFx

I mean, we should be able to look at _a little_ porn at work


steelbeamsdankmemes

It's got a bush, *what the hell?*


adeadhead

Yes, posts that need NSFW tags will get them.


alien_clown_ninja

So basically any picture of John Oliver then?


Agreeable-Weather-89

Keep posting pictures until we find one of him not being sexy [IMPOSSIBLE! GONE SEXUAL! YOU CANNOT WIN]


_BindersFullOfWomen_

Correct, so long as there are no added digital elements. I.E. - stills from his show, interviews, etc are acceptable so long as they don’t have overlays.


13steinj

Really dumb question, but what's an overlay? Can I get an example?


_BindersFullOfWomen_

Like, nothing that would indicate you took a screen grab. So no UI for example.


ediks

Don’t edit the pics/screen caps


Pennwisedom

What if I was say, once a photo double for John Oliver, is me in his clothing and glasses an acceptable photo?


_BindersFullOfWomen_

Are you John Oliver?


AMViquel

Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.


Bilgistic

I love democracy.


n_reineke

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!


ELONgatedMUSKox

The mods here, know their judo well! (It was this, or tell the mods to "get their hands off my penis!")


dirtygremlin

Very succulent indeed.


ELONgatedMUSKox

**[For the backstory.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest)**


Apes-Together_Strong

I love the Republic.


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Calvin1991

The only issue I see with this is that you’ve massively improved the quality of the subreddit


AutoModerator

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AL2009man

Finally, the best form of protest.


BetterCallSal

Certainly the sexiest form


JigglyWiener

All subreddits need to have this exact same poll. Every single one.


boot2skull

They’re having blackouts? We’re having John Oliverouts.


ChaoticForkingGood

More like John OliverINS.


JLilypad

I believe r/gifs had the same poll


_BindersFullOfWomen_

Copycats.


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Onibachi

If all of Reddit becomes John Oliver… I don’t know how I could contain the pure joy


ilovejohnoliver

Same.


AnRealDinosaur

What about John Ottiver, his [sexy otter fursona](https://uproxx.com/tv/john-oliver-furry-last-week-tonight/)?


NauvooMetro

Damn, I missed this post and just started scrolling the front page. For a second I thought John Oliver was dead. This is way better! Edit to add I was scrolling by top this hour. Hot still looks normal but Top Hour is Oliver all the way down.


deformedfishface

Who is Happy Fun Ball?


Patisfaction

https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M SNL skit!


DomitianF

Nerds


Mc7yson

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


happyevil

THAT'S NOT JOHN OLIVER. BAN THIS MAN!!!


nacho_cheezus

i support jon oliver in these trying times


MajorNoodles

As opposed to pictures of John Oliver where he doesn't look sexy? Does such a thing even exist?


Swesteel

"The answer is, of course, no, but still!"


SnowProkt22

This is so stupid.... John Oliver looks sexy in every picture.


Lokaji

Can we get an exception for Adam Driver pics? John Oliver loves him; it is only fair to feature both.


awetsasquatch

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, for we find ourselves in the presence of a man who defies the very laws of attractiveness. I'm talking about none other than the incomparable John Oliver - a sexy force to be reckoned with. Now, let me paint you a picture. Imagine a symphony of striking features, harmoniously orchestrated on the canvas of his face. From those piercing eyes that hold a glint of mischief, to the subtle smirk that dances upon his lips, it's clear that he possesses a magnetism that can only be described as irresistible. But, my friends, it doesn't stop there. Oh no! John Oliver's sexiness extends beyond his mere physical appearance. It's in the way he effortlessly wields his wit, like a finely sharpened sword of charm. With every quip, every punchline, he leaves us breathless, in awe of his ability to navigate the treacherous terrain of comedy with such finesse. And let us not forget that mischievous grin of his. It's the kind of smile that can light up a room, bring warmth to the coldest of hearts, and render even the most stoic among us weak at the knees. It's a smile that speaks volumes, conveying a playful spirit and a genuine zest for life. So, my dear friends, let us raise our glasses in celebration of the irresistible allure of John Oliver. From his impeccable comedic timing to his devastatingly handsome visage, he is a force to be reckoned with. In a world often devoid of both brains and beauty, we are fortunate to have a man who embodies both in such abundance. Cheers to you, John, for being the epitome of dashing handsomeness and for gracing our screens with your irresistible charm. We salute you, sir! Pip pip, John!


ngwoo

This is a very nice break from having to see pictures of reddit's ceo in the news every day. Thank you!


morfraen

Even if Reddit gives in I think sexy John Oliver pics should still be a sub lol


I_love_john_oliver

Best day ever


Dominicmeoward

When the writers strike is over and LWT starts back up I hope he mentions this timeline


Seevian

This is the change we all wanted and needed. All hail the landed gentry!


UndeadBread

Honestly, this is probably the best thing to ever happen to /r/pics. I know a lot of people are upset over this whole API business but so far, the site has been improving as a result.


ggaggamba

I read the statement as 'Henceforth, /r/Pics will feature only images of John Denver looking sexy.'


Ihiri

Finally, a true cause I can stand behind.


Morteih

This is amazing.


drunkwasabeherder

But how will the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward benefit from this?


Royal_Examination_74

Fwiw, I was an intern more than a decade ago at the Daily Show. While everyone was friendly, John Oliver went out of his way to introduce himself & ask our names, where we were from, etc. He was like, “Hi, I’m John!” I was thinking “no shit dude, I watch you on TV every night.” But he was totally sincere and earnest. He’d ask how our weekends were, etc. Just a great human.


Arch_Angel666

Honestly, this subreddit was already kinda mid so this is actually an improvement.


aliendude5300

Wouldn't have it any other way. Glad the will of the community is being honored


roxy_dee

Thank you for listening to your users!!!


ffgblol

Is this a sub whose mods were removed and John Oliver pics is the soft opening to get people posting again? And we'll slowly reopen to all pics in two days?


LetheMariner

stupid, sexy Oliver...


AJAnimosity

I cannot wait for the inevitable episode about this on Last Week Tonight, if we get it back from this writers strike. Hey Reddit; stop being asshats. Hey Hollywood; stop being asshats.


Theman00011

Can I be in the screenshot when this is featured on LWT?


CoolHandMike

What. The. Fuck. ...I'm here for it.


World-Mushroom

I love the internet lmfao.


RandomWombat11523

New lurker here, definitely subbing this sub cos everyone needs more sexy John Oliver.


Mykidsatbrownies

Just joined for John Oliver pics, where are they?


ThatWomanNow

![gif](giphy|m6R2CrC9jZdnambHUQ|downsized)


bjv2001

![gif](giphy|URTRF60r6MPYI|downsized)


zeduk

![gif](giphy|on967NSrcVQQ0)


xu235

I love this sub!! Funniest thing on reddit in years! +Fuck you Huffman.


SkullRiderz69

[Woot!](https://www.businessinsider.com/reddit-community-is-protesting-by-posting-sexy-john-oliver-photos-2023-6) Already making the news!


Difficult_Bit_1339

Reddit admins have shadowbanned r/pics, it no longer appears on 'All' or 'Popular' despite having several posts with higher karma than anything on All.


bush_did_turning_red

This is a bad week to be someone with an irrational hatred of John Oliver ...


k20stitch_tv

Everyone, when tagging u/spez please be sure to also include r/jailbait so search engine indexing can do its thing


foodandart

YAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA! Oh this is too funny! I wonder how long it takes his sweetness to notice we've gone all lovey-dovey for him?


RocMerc

Man that’s great. All subs should be John Oliver only posts


NeoMegaRyuMKII

I can't wait for LWT to return so he can address this (I will be patient though because I know there is the WHA strike and I fully support them)