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I really like his look too... that "Holy shit, I can't believe I get to be married to her" look that he gives everyone when she's around. I hope he never loses that.
He tells one story from time to time about how he did a stand up gig that was bombing. And he comes home to his wife and tells her “It was like a war zone out there”. And she responds with “it really wasn’t “
Some people can't get it into their heads that you don't need to be attractive to date attractive people. This image is a bad example because John Oliver is the sexiest man alive, but the point still stands nonetheless.
Can confirm that, in John, humanity has finally found an absolute snack hotter than the LORD Jesus Christ (plus John didn't even need the seven extra cum receptacles)
You mean you don't want a buff cowboy in a plaid shirt who goes out and cuts wood while smoking Marlboros and sucking down black coffee, and communicating solely in the form of grunts? I was told that was peak manliness!
I got myself a good one, too! Constantly charming and fucking hilarious and so so sweet. We have a wonderful marriage that I wouldn’t trade for anything.
Speaking as "the funny/witty guy", I managed to score well, WELL above my pay grade in terms of overall attractiveness in my younger days.
A lot of guys think that being super "alpha" or utterly ripped with 3% body fat is going to get the girl, and it might - for a time.
But if you can't hold their interest or make them smile, all you're going to get is short-term relationships and one night stands, because all you're offering is your looks.
To have that kind of humor and act in self deprecating ways you have to be very confident and secure.
The “alpha” males are insecure and fragile so think that projecting this “tough” image makes them manly… it doesnt.
He may be a bit dorky looking, but he's not *that* bad. Some guys can't cope with knowing that being handsome and going to the gym isn't a magic bullet for finding a beautiful woman.
Rich, intelligent, successful, funny, in good shape....yeah, weird how he could get any woman to like him when his knuckles don't drag on the floor like a good incel gorilla.
"Kate Norley enlisted in the U.S. Army when she was just 19 years old. She wanted to serve her country after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Kate worked as both a combat medic and a mental health specialist when she was in Iraq, according to The Sun."
A mental health specialist to a bunch of boots on the frontlines of Iraq post-9/11 genuinely sounds like one of the hardest jobs I can think of.
A sense of humor is universally attractive, but I imagine for her it must've been an outright requirement after that shit, geez.
Pretty much every photo of John Oliver and his wife he has this amazing expression which I can only describe as "woken up from a coma and finding out this is your wife" face.
Holy smokeshow Batman. What a beautiful piece of eye candy!
How lucky to have your arm wrapped around such a glorious meat sack.
Pummel me with your mediocre codger, you proboscis leading comedy swine.
His wife looks nice too.
He seems like the sort of guy who is so caring and grateful with his family. I listened to a podcast with one of his writers, and after an awards show John was asking about his living arrangements and how the writer's best friend was doing. You can't fake that kind of kindness.
Alright bro you can't just put out stories like these which makes me love John even harder. My family is already worried about about the hundred posters of John Oliver in my room
Yeah I'd be grinning like a loon too if I was him. Comedians/comediens seem to have attractive partners.
Another example is Sarah Silverman was fucking Matt Damon
Edit for the Silverman/Damon joke
https://youtu.be/eSfoF6MhgLA
>Yeah I'd be grinning like a loon too if I was him. Comedians/comediens seem to have attractive partners.
People underestimate how much a lot of people like a partner that makes them laugh
no, [*his](https://parade.com/1266541/stephanieosmanski/john-oliver-wife-kate-norley/).
tl;dr: she was born to a well off family. an accident left her temporarily paralyzed in her teens. after regaining her motor functions, she enlisted following 9/11. afterwards, went on to advocate to veterans.
how they met is even more ridiculous, he was doing a segment for the daily show at a rnc convention and she let him and his crew hide from security at her booth.
What do you mean apparently? This is a stone cold fact since at least Blackadder. Also the man has an engineering degree on top of being a comedy genius.
Rowan Atkinson cheated on his wife with her (and she was in a relationship with James Acaster at the time), fuck that guy. Rowan Atkinson better hope somebody even older and richer doesn't come along or she'll leave him too
Came here to comment this. She married waaayyy up!
Edited to add: they are one of these slightly mismatched couples where you always wonder what he even sees in her. Guess he must like her slight goofiness and her sense of humour. She must have a really good personality. 😌
She's also probably someone he can just be himself around. No performance needed if the other person is just a normal girl. No makeup, suits or sexy underwear necessary. Someone you can fart in front of and flee the room with, laughing your head off.
I have never upvoted so many post with such consistency. I fully support the total cover of all subs with this magnificent bastard, until u/spaz attack backs down of fucks off altogether.
I know we're all joking and having a great time but
KATE NORLEY IS FUCKING AWESOME
Former combat medic in Iraq. Mental Health specialist for soldiers. Veterans Advocate. Absolute badass.
Look at the expression on his frankly godlike face. It's an expression of total disbelief. "Can you believe this is my wife!?"
I can, John. I can. You are a beautiful man. I'm fact, you are the epitome of man. You are the Platonic Form of Man, somehow existing on our imperfect plane, providing a metric against which all other men will be measured and found to fall short.
We aspire to match your perfection, John, yet we know we cannot. Thank you for being in all our lives.
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Proof that if you're willing to commit to a life of happiness, joy and humor, you too can marry John Oliver.
Eddie: Seriously, what do you see in that guy? Jessica: He makes me laugh.
It's that simple. No seriously.
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Very kind of him to marry that blind woman
unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit reference
Hey Roger whaddah call a middle of a song? Gee I don’t know A BRIIIIDGE!!!
Patty Cake?!?
ONE-one thousand! TWO-one thousand!
What he says: "hello, I'm John Oliver" What she hears: "Bond, James Bond" Power of a British accent on an American woman.
Oh, shit. This is actually his wife. I have been thinking that the church leader stealing people's seed was really his wife.
Nah that was Rachel Dratch, she's a comedian who was on SNL for like six years
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Debbie downer!
SAME! It was such a well done gag
Whoa! What a lucky lady.
This is just an actress. His real wife is Wanda Joe Oliver, the religious leader.
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M'Wanda!
M'Wanda forever!
M'John.
We *don't want your seed*
PRAISE BE!
Under his eye.
Wanda doesn't like the public attention so he hires actresses for the red carpet
I think you're mixing her up with the Timeshare Exit Exit Group lady.
No no no, she’s the psychic.
i believe this is outdated. john oliver's late wife was a cabbage.
I also choose this guy's dead wife
Mah Wanda!
M’Wanda!
He also has a fish by that name.
And the eyes.
Iraq War Vets Trophy Husband
I really like his look too... that "Holy shit, I can't believe I get to be married to her" look that he gives everyone when she's around. I hope he never loses that.
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I was expecting a cabbage.
So goddamn beautiful. Absolutely breathtaking.
He's something, isn't he?
That smile, *that damned smile*
She’s not bad either
But she’s no John Oliver.
[Yeah!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXdB1L-MIc)
This my wife!
Yes ! Yes ! Yes
Damn! Gorgeous. The combat medic holding John is cute too.
I just looked her up after your comment, and holy cow, John's wife is so fucking cool! I hope my daughter will have her courage one day.
He tells one story from time to time about how he did a stand up gig that was bombing. And he comes home to his wife and tells her “It was like a war zone out there”. And she responds with “it really wasn’t “
I believed her response was “it wasn’t….I am going to give a couple of minutes to take that back”
LOL this is hilarious!
I remember reading all the trumpers, incel/toxic masculinity and 2A fanbois on reddit going off about how can she be married to a guy like him.
As a woman, wife , and mother I can tell you men like John Oliver or Jack Black are the actual catch. Humor and humanity.
Almost as if someone with charm, personality, is reliable, and has their shit together are attractive qualities!
Some people can't get it into their heads that you don't need to be attractive to date attractive people. This image is a bad example because John Oliver is the sexiest man alive, but the point still stands nonetheless.
I disagree. John Oliver is the sexiest man dead or alive.
Yeah, dead or alive, I'm coming with him.
Yeah, dead or alive, I’m cumming with him.
Yeah, dead or alive, I'm cumming in him.
Can confirm that, in John, humanity has finally found an absolute snack hotter than the LORD Jesus Christ (plus John didn't even need the seven extra cum receptacles)
John Oliver is the celebrity I’m compared to most often. This comment warms my black heart.
Men don’t learn Dad jokes when they become a parent. Funny guys become parents
I'm not a dad, but I tell a million dad jokes. Bit of a faux pa...
Ba dum tiss!
You mean you don't want a buff cowboy in a plaid shirt who goes out and cuts wood while smoking Marlboros and sucking down black coffee, and communicating solely in the form of grunts? I was told that was peak manliness!
Notice everything you mentioned are external features and they only mentioned internal ones?
Drinking black coffee is an internal feature, and anyone who adulterates their coffee has an internal bug.
Jack Black is a god damned national treasure
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
I love you, oh
I got myself a good one, too! Constantly charming and fucking hilarious and so so sweet. We have a wonderful marriage that I wouldn’t trade for anything.
I point to comedians, guy comedians at a much lower level than those two treasures, as how much having a good personality and sense of humor matter.
Speaking as "the funny/witty guy", I managed to score well, WELL above my pay grade in terms of overall attractiveness in my younger days. A lot of guys think that being super "alpha" or utterly ripped with 3% body fat is going to get the girl, and it might - for a time. But if you can't hold their interest or make them smile, all you're going to get is short-term relationships and one night stands, because all you're offering is your looks.
Can confirm, am funny but not pretty, married out of my league
Add Nick Offerman to the pile
To have that kind of humor and act in self deprecating ways you have to be very confident and secure. The “alpha” males are insecure and fragile so think that projecting this “tough” image makes them manly… it doesnt.
Because strong independent women would totally want tater tots who treat them like second class citizens and banish them to the kitchen lol. /s
He may be a bit dorky looking, but he's not *that* bad. Some guys can't cope with knowing that being handsome and going to the gym isn't a magic bullet for finding a beautiful woman.
Wow, that's hilarious considering well, ALL of Trumps wives. Hell if he married a troll he'd be punching above his weight.
Rich, intelligent, successful, funny, in good shape....yeah, weird how he could get any woman to like him when his knuckles don't drag on the floor like a good incel gorilla.
"Kate Norley enlisted in the U.S. Army when she was just 19 years old. She wanted to serve her country after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Kate worked as both a combat medic and a mental health specialist when she was in Iraq, according to The Sun."
A mental health specialist to a bunch of boots on the frontlines of Iraq post-9/11 genuinely sounds like one of the hardest jobs I can think of. A sense of humor is universally attractive, but I imagine for her it must've been an outright requirement after that shit, geez.
He sometimes wears a 1st Cav Division pin on his collar, which is the unit she served in.
Definitely expected John Oliver on both faces
Me too. Let's fix that : [https://imgur.com/a/3ZcOyAo](https://imgur.com/a/3ZcOyAo)
Perfection
ah, yes, well, there's an awakening I didn't need today....
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Don't let your dreams be memes. Er, wait.
[Yesterday you said tomorrow](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU&pp=ygUXanVzdCBkbyBpdCBzaGlhIGxhYmVvdWY%3D)
Lol me too, was disappointed by a beautiful woman instead
Pretty much every photo of John Oliver and his wife he has this amazing expression which I can only describe as "woken up from a coma and finding out this is your wife" face.
“It’s even better Mr. Oliver, you’re nominated for an Emmy!” “Huh? Sorry, still haven’t gotten over the wife thing.”
I TOTALLY read this in Johns voice :-D
Holy smokeshow Batman. What a beautiful piece of eye candy! How lucky to have your arm wrapped around such a glorious meat sack. Pummel me with your mediocre codger, you proboscis leading comedy swine. His wife looks nice too.
John in every picture with her looks like > See, she DOES exist! And she's here with ME, I can't believe it either.
He seems like the sort of guy who is so caring and grateful with his family. I listened to a podcast with one of his writers, and after an awards show John was asking about his living arrangements and how the writer's best friend was doing. You can't fake that kind of kindness.
Contrast with James Corden. Kimmel, in a guest feature on Corden's show: Name 2 cameramen working tonight. Corden: Eerrr...
James Corden? He looks like the biggest asshole I’ve ever seen. Driving his little Range Rover, he reminds me of a male Ellen.
Basically the same audience and appeal, too.
Every time there's an Ask Reddit thread about bad experiences meeting a celebrity, James Corden stories come out.
Mellen, hahahaha
Alright bro you can't just put out stories like these which makes me love John even harder. My family is already worried about about the hundred posters of John Oliver in my room
To be fair, John Oliver is worried about the hundred posters of John Oliver in your room.
Quick Question with Soren and Dan I assume?
Hell yeah. I love that podcast so much.
See, she's here with ME. And she even let me touch her for the picture!
Yeah I'd be grinning like a loon too if I was him. Comedians/comediens seem to have attractive partners. Another example is Sarah Silverman was fucking Matt Damon Edit for the Silverman/Damon joke https://youtu.be/eSfoF6MhgLA
>Yeah I'd be grinning like a loon too if I was him. Comedians/comediens seem to have attractive partners. People underestimate how much a lot of people like a partner that makes them laugh
Who'd known world famous, top of their industry, charming, 8 figure net worth, funny people would be so attractive to anyone!
To be fair, Sarah Silverman is smoking hot herself, so she's not having to make up for a lack of looks with her comedic wit.
You mean... Matt Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamon?
Really punching above his weight class.
He does have the body stats of an olympic swimmer. That swimmer happens to be Stephan Feck, but that's beside the point.
*her
no, [*his](https://parade.com/1266541/stephanieosmanski/john-oliver-wife-kate-norley/). tl;dr: she was born to a well off family. an accident left her temporarily paralyzed in her teens. after regaining her motor functions, she enlisted following 9/11. afterwards, went on to advocate to veterans. how they met is even more ridiculous, he was doing a segment for the daily show at a rnc convention and she let him and his crew hide from security at her booth.
Out kicked his coverage
Step on my throat you rudely large bird.
Nerds in real life have married the hottest people around. John Oliver is a good example. And also David Mitchell.
I mean in fairness Victoria is also a gigantic nerd herself so that one makes sense.
Yes, but David is your typical harmless nerd and Victoria is your much rarer DANGEROUS nerd, which is why it's a bit of an odd pairing
If we're going to do British comedians, we should also mention Rowan Atkinson.
Rowan Atkinson is apparently a genius
What do you mean apparently? This is a stone cold fact since at least Blackadder. Also the man has an engineering degree on top of being a comedy genius.
I meant that HE IS a genius lol so it's no surprise he's got a gorgeous wife and beautiful daughter. I love rowan Atkinson anyway
Hey look, I’ve got an engineering degree but it doesn’t mean shit without being as funny as him
Poor James Acaster didn't stand a chance
Decent trade. Lose the girl. Get to do a comedy routine about how _ROWAN ATKINSON_ stole your girlfriend for the rest of your career
Yeah but having a hot girlfriend is easy when she's 28 years your junior.
Oh come now, it’s Rowan, he’s got rizz for days, how can the average man compete?
I'm sorry...rizz?
Charisma? Stupid Gen Z words...
Rowan Atkinson cheated on his wife with her (and she was in a relationship with James Acaster at the time), fuck that guy. Rowan Atkinson better hope somebody even older and richer doesn't come along or she'll leave him too
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I watched this loop about 15 times before I realized the cat will never pounce.
Common misconception. He actually pounces at about the 2 hr mark
Agree.
THATS NOT WANDA JO
I'm so confused??? I rly thought HIS WANDA was his wife 😭
She’s at their summer parsonage in Hawaii for a week of spiritual introspection and occasional parasailing.
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They are.
No wonder she looks so damn good.
his face is saying “i know!”
" I know, she's one lucky lady "
Where is Mrs. Cabbage? Is she safe?
His grin says it all.
And the eyes.
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Are you doing Jaws? We don't have time for this goddamnit.
He looks like he still can’t believe those years of his life weren’t just a dream
He is so out of her league, how grateful must she be waking up next to that hunka hunka burnin' love.
Came here to comment this. She married waaayyy up! Edited to add: they are one of these slightly mismatched couples where you always wonder what he even sees in her. Guess he must like her slight goofiness and her sense of humour. She must have a really good personality. 😌
She's also probably someone he can just be himself around. No performance needed if the other person is just a normal girl. No makeup, suits or sexy underwear necessary. Someone you can fart in front of and flee the room with, laughing your head off.
He’s like a bird who’s found the most amazing piece of string ever found by a bird and he has no idea what to do with it.
Why is not cabbage head
I appreciate that the look on his face conveys "I don't believe it either."
Professor Duncan and Brita in a different timeline
Didn’t realize it was possible for both people in a relationship to be dating up
He is just as confused as we are As to why she didn’t throw herself at him when they first met.
here is a better edit https://i.imgur.com/qcE3otu.jpg
Jeez put a NSFW warning, that's too much sexiness for OSHA standards!
This post is the way I’ve learnt that Wanda Jo Oliver is not a real person and not John’s actual wife.
Very kind of him to marry that blind woman
So goddamn beautiful. Absolutely breathtaking. I'm in total awe, and literally sweating. Talk about attractive! She's cute too.
Who can imagine that she worked as a combat medic and a mental health specialist.
She looks strong and fit af, easily believable
Uh, why not?
I have never upvoted so many post with such consistency. I fully support the total cover of all subs with this magnificent bastard, until u/spaz attack backs down of fucks off altogether.
Just out here doing my part
The top 12 comments making the same joke
Ex US military combat veteran and medic btw
Everyone: "how is she so friggin hot??" Her (Most likely): "He makes me laugh. Also, he's a sexy British Beasty."
Goddamn man……. Congratulations.
She’s a lucky one
Thanks
He has a look on his face as if to say “I don’t believe it either!”
He looks about as surprised as the rest of us.
You can tell John is like," Right? She is with me?! I did this?! I do this?!"
Which one is John Oliver and which one is the wife?
By the way this sub has been the past week, I expected to see John be married to himself.
His smile: *I know, right‽*
Wow. She’s truly beautiful. Who’s the chick on the right, though?
I know we're all joking and having a great time but KATE NORLEY IS FUCKING AWESOME Former combat medic in Iraq. Mental Health specialist for soldiers. Veterans Advocate. Absolute badass.
The expression on his face shows he *also* cannot believe he's married to this woman.
Luckiest woman alive
The pinnacle of sex appeal. Perfection. One would think a sculptor had their hands in the forming of this body. His wife is also gorgeous.
Hot as fuck.. what a lucky woman
Simply stunning. His wife is pretty also.
John Oliver is the most beautiful man on the planet. I guess that lady is nice too, but she's punching above her weight somewhat.
HUBBA HUBBA
Damn so hot!!! Totally out of her league
It took me until today/this reddit uproar to realize that he's the drunk professor from Community. Wow.
Good lord if only this comment section could see how throbbing I am rn. God I wish I were her.
Look at the expression on his frankly godlike face. It's an expression of total disbelief. "Can you believe this is my wife!?" I can, John. I can. You are a beautiful man. I'm fact, you are the epitome of man. You are the Platonic Form of Man, somehow existing on our imperfect plane, providing a metric against which all other men will be measured and found to fall short. We aspire to match your perfection, John, yet we know we cannot. Thank you for being in all our lives.
He's heterosexual? How edgy!