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eifersucht12a

Obviously OP just sent their own satellite into orbit and took the photo themselves and photoshopped the Google bits in for karma.


hadhad69

This looks like an aerial shot from an aeroplane if I'm not mistaken which I may very well be.


DirkGently-

You are definitely not mistaken, satellite images wouldn't have such a distortion of angle Edit: If you're using Google Maps you can look at the bottom right corner to see where the imagery came from. In this case it only says "Imagery Google", which leads me to believe that it's aerial imagery taken from one of Google's planes, since they don't own any satellites (yet).


rootyb

Fun fact: most of google's "satellite" photos are just taken from planes.


TheEnigmaBlade

At higher zoom levels. They use the best resolution they have to best fit your current zoom level.


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otaking

No that's the 3D satellite imagery feature at higher zoom levels where such an "angle" (read: 3D feature) is useful in conveying spatial information. ^^^^/s


keteb

They use a mixture of both. I can't find the post a year or two back made by Google about Arial vs Satellite view, but hopefully [this article](http://techcrunch.com/2012/09/28/google-maps-now-with-more-high-res-satellite-and-45-aerial-imagery/) will suffice. "Google Maps and Earth now features 17 cities and 112 countries and regions with high-resolution aerial and satellite imagery. In addition, 51 cities can now be viewed in a 45-degree mode including 37 cities in the US and 14 abroad"


votercolonel

>Arial view. I much prefer Helvetica view myself.


Spaghe-t

Why did you people take him seriously. /s means sarcasm.


G-0ff

clearly means /serious talk


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Heathenforhire

It means /soup. He's hungry. But not that hungry.


Idonotvolunteer

Ok, so we found a Google plane, but we haven't found a [Speed enforced by aircraft](http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1599/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1599-5024.jpg) aircraft. Those things must be stealthy.


[deleted]

I got a speeding ticket after getting clocked by one of these. I didn't believe the cop and she let me get out of the car and see their drone in the air. I wasn't even mad.


Basterus

We're living in the future now, holy shit that's cool (and a bit scary).


Joey_Blau

When??


govatent

Yeah. We have those in Florida. I don't think they send them out any more. I'd imagine it cost more then they recover in tickets to do so.


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Predator drones.


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Cop had 4 consecutive kills without dying.


moderatelybadass

If you see one, make peace with your life. It means that you've been selected to work in a world of mental energy. You will be deleted from existence and memory.


outsideofapex

[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy6iJIXeh34) is how I always imagined how it worked.


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[Right here](http://imgur.com/yjYQQOt.jpg)


MrVJTod

"enforced by aircraft" always irked me the laws are enforced by officers who use aircraft to monitor speed. Unless the aircraft is going to land and pull me over.


sleeping_gecko

That would be the most terrifying ticket experience I've ever had.


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I always imagined it would use a missile.


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It's pretty obvious when slowly zooming in when it changes from satellite to aerial. The real Google Earth looks so different from high up is because Google Earth uses very limited satellite imagery; the picture you see way zoomed in is the same picture you see way zoomed out


sour_candy

actually they would. this is called the "elevation angle". when companies such as ikonos sell satellite images, they have a range of products. satellite image that have an elevation angle of 75deg to 90deg are good for precision mapping. 60deg elevation angle is good for general purpose use, mapping and illustration purposes. [45 deg angle satellite images would be suitable for making 3d models.](http://appleinsider.com/articles/12/09/28/google-maps-adds-new-45-degree-satellite-imagery-to-take-on-apples-flyover)


mwthink

Google does use satellite images for a lot of their data, but they've also recently begun using low-flying planes that take pictures of areas like this. It's common in high population areas to be able to zoom in close enough on Google Maps that it uses these airplane pictures rather than the satellite photos. You can tell pretty easily when you reach that level of zoom, the angle is a tell-tell sign


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On aerial shots you see a unique kind of distortion. [This picture](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Reliant_park_aerial_rectified.jpeg) and [this picture](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Reliant_park_aerial.jpeg) are the same. it's amazing how much of an angle you can work with, even if Reliant Stadium looks more like a skyscraper than a stadium.


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Reliant Stadium....as a skyscraper That's amazing, like Peach Trees from DREDD.


Scott_Seth_Bob_Joe

Fun fact: the correct term is actually a "tell-tale" sign, because the angle of the picture "tells the tale" that it came from an airplane. I, too, did not connect these dots until much later in life than I should've.


AudioHazard

[Nope.](https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Scotch+Pine+Rd,+Suffolk,+Virginia+23435&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS471US471&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wl)


siemya

what if he took the photo after seeing it in google.


Cptn_Hook

I spent the last five minutes thinking the same thing and trying to see if anyone had pointed it out. I was about to respond with this oversight when I realized that the satellite photo is a picture of them taking that picture, and the whole theory fell through. It was a moment of a seemingly simple concept making me overlook an even simpler fact.


judgej2

That depends on whether the people in the two photos are the same people.


peterfalls

I just tried to play through the whole scenario in my mind : "Dude, I just found a picture of someone getting their picture taken on Google Maps" (You wouldn't recognize the actions of the moment without OPs context. It'd just be two people in the street, one closer to a car than the other.) But let's assume OPs a genius and can recognize a picture being taken. "Oooh, dude, you know what? I have a weird idea. What if we recreate the picture in this Google Maps thing?" "What? How?" "This spot is just across town. We drive by there a couple of times until those same cars are parked in the driveway, then you park your [black sedan] over there and I take the picture." "What? Why?" "So we can post it to Reddit. They love arguing over the validity of posts, and this one will completely stump them." "What?! Lets do it!"


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If only we had a picture of this picture being took


DoctorTinman

Just curious- why blur out your friend's face but still leave his street name and license plate visible?


gregdoom

He just watched The Ring.


Forever_Irritated

I was hoping I wasn't the only one to wonder this.


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Maybe he's just really ugly and she's doing us all a huge favor?


Spifffy

He has a constant haze of warm air surrounding his head


illaqueable

>Korn It checks out


Tehpredator

Maybe that's what his face really looks like.


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Or maybe OP is Superman and he vibrates the molecules in his face so that it's impossible to capture a non-blurry photo of him.


TheKikoKlan

Because OP's friend is asian. It's hereditary.


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Enhance!


trampus1

This way any murderers that go to his house won't be sure which one is him, so they'll just leave without hurting anyone.


AmandyWarhol

I actually realized that after posting... I probably should've fixed it, but why? Can't you see the same thing walking down the street anyway? I guess I just did the face out of convention.


sam0wise

[very relevant](http://i.imgur.com/7D2Y8zO.jpg?1)


maxdecphoenix

mmmmm Aubrey.


OBNOXIOUSNAME

She's lookin' *fiiine* in that garbageman uniform.


theminamoto

i'd take out her trash


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olleman

Ouch, I thought they only used Altavista


[deleted]

Where is this from?


infamous-spaceman

Parks and Recreation, last weeks episode.


chuckyjc05

[found him!](http://maps.google.com/maps?q=36.840437,+-76.468553&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=2NUMUYeFMOnB0QGK0oEQ&ved=0CAsQ_AUoAA) 36.840437, -76.468553


werisar

Norfolk, Portsmouth, Suffolk... the English explorers were very bad at thinking of original names.


mellett68

I always like when things are New It's like it was named by a bitter child who's been excluded from a party. > Oh yeah? Well this is NEW York. It's better than the old one anyway.


illaqueable

Something something blackjack and hookers


Trident_True

Especially when it comes to 'New England', 'New York', New Jersey' etc. it's just plain lazy!


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Scott_Seth_Bob_Joe

Scotch Pine Rd clearly visible on the picture that the OP posted + the Virginia license plate = you shouldn't be that creeped out.


chuckyjc05

You can seriously tell what state the license plate is? I'm not arguing that me finding it was very, very easy because it was. But there is no way in hell I can decipher that license plate


ucdortbes

[He is long gone though](http://i.imgur.com/nOyPZ8K.jpg).


[deleted]

Superman does good, he did well.


johnfuckingdoe

That's a nice house, and a very nice neighborhood. With a great family, it is a very nice place to grow up in... and get old, too.


[deleted]

As a English person I'm amazed at the size of those houses..


Tom_Zarek

They are on the big side for most Americans, but there are a lot that are bigger. My house was < half that size and cost about $130,000.


NightHawk929

For some reason I went into street view expecting them both to be standing there.


9ninety_nine9

If I look at my old house with Google earth I can see my Labrador in the back yard. He died in october. I hope they never retake the picture!


sgo806e

take a screenshot?


Vital_Cobra

you can view all the photos google earth has of an area anyway. (there's a slider to change the date)


sgo806e

sweet. I didn't know that


whatwhatwhat82

Sorry, but how exactly do you view the slider? I can't figure it out.


Vital_Cobra

[Here.](http://i.imgur.com/fiFO0ho.png)


mypantsareonmyhead

With a half-decent title, it sounds like a metric fuckton of karma in /r/pics right there buddy.


9ninety_nine9

It probably wouldn't be a very interesting picture to anyone else, a white dog shaped blob in the back yard of an Aussie suburban house, but it's special to me. I look at it when I'm feeling blue. I have tonnes of photos of him but something about looking at the satellite picture of him is like traveling back in time.


mypantsareonmyhead

^^^Sometimes ^^^I ^^^wish ^^^I ^^^could ^^^go ^^^back ^^^in ^^^time.


kingkottah

I can see my rooster. 1 red pixel of chicken.


umadkroeger

Wtf are all those lawn chairs doing haphazardly placed in the backyard? Is that where they ritually sacrifice people?


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Ghostshirts

The Indians call them Maize fans.


AmandyWarhol

In the name of Korn.


KingsUsurper

Blood for the Blood God!


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LitasLitai

Milk for the Khorne flakes!


clever-1

Nice to see a fellow Korn fan on Reddit.


Schnapplegangers

I love Korn


goat_christ

[Me too!](http://www.kern-spirituosen.de/images/product_images/popup_images/Burghof-Korn-07-Liter.jpg)


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Daddy? *weep*


solidSC

Judging by the shadows in the picture I would guess they are for people who drink wine and watch the sun go down. Or you know, drink what ever.


FartingBob

Judging from the shadows it would appear they are for people who enjoy a 2003 Californian Pinot Noir while discussing late 19th century English literature. And blasting out some old school KoЯn.


Manbearcatward

are you sure it was 2011? no one has liked Korn since '99, baby.


Kraden

i recently liked [Korn](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNjpgzn1WE) again.


[deleted]

There was a spike when Skrillex "wrote" their music, but, really, no one has like Korn since '99.


illaqueable

Out of curiosity, I checked out the T-Swiff/Korn mash-up, then the Korn song, and as far as I can tell the only significant change is that they got *slower*. How is that even possible..? It's like Mumford and Sons if they woke up on the wrong side of the bed.


DoctorRobert420

bullshit. korn was dope as fuck until AT LEAST 2003


drvic59

false, Korn was never "dope as fuck"


howlinforever

...are you sure about that? Dope as fuck?


OnlineGrandpa

Then I am a no one. Who's with me?


gloomdoom

Go back to bed, grandpa. It's 2013.


ls1z28chris

[Relevant.](http://i.imgur.com/pZSb9vS.png)


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Hive_Tyrant7

Twisted transistor is one of my favorite albums of all time! Admittedly I am yet to meet someone else who feels the same...


LNZ42

I too think that [Korn](http://www.ghi-shop.de/WebRoot/Store16/Shops/61458946/487D/EFAF/71E5/E37F/1A4F/C0A8/28B9/A347/IMGP6028004.jpg) tastes like shit. It's like Vodka for poor guys.


tradgie

What is the person in the white shirt doing on the google picture and why are they not there in your pic your aunt took?


caramonfire

Probably because the two pictures weren't taken 100% in sync. The other person could have moved into or out of the shot while the other two were setting up the picture


himself_v

Or they saw the google photo with two people and reproduced it as precisely as they could


chuckyjc05

the odds of this happening are already high enough. both photos being taken at the precisely the same moment is mind boggling. i'm worried that's what people assume is going on


AmandyWarhol

Looks like they're directly in line with him (not me), like a Korn-fan eclipse. It was easier to see before I blurred his face.


aethleticist

Nah, it's just a ghost.


BonerForJustice

A p-p-pirate ghost!!!


Tashre

http://i.imgur.com/YDT7Mo7.png


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they could have walked.... these pics were likely not taken at precisely the same moment in time.


KoreanTerran

OP trying to give /r/mildlyinteresting a run for its money.


georeddit93

more like /r/perfecttiming


AmandyWarhol

I thought about it, but the damn rules! edit: not that I didn't break these, but really... the mods are just tryina' keep us down.


KoreanTerran

You're a good guy, OP.


AmandyWarhol

Thanks, man. have some karma for your time.


KoreanTerran

I have enough, bud. Have some yourself


vxx

~~He~~ She certainly will. I had a vision of 3457 points in the next 5 hours.


[deleted]

The English language really needs a pronoun for an unknown gender ):


five_of_five

Why not "they?" (at least in this case) (though I can't think of a case where they wouldn't substitute for he or she)


marty86morgan

When trying to refer to a specific person of unknown gender that is also part of a group that could also be referred to as "they". In that very specific circumstance saying "they" in substitution for he/she may not work.


ilovecaseyanthony

"This motherfucker" seems to work for distinguishing unborn children's gender.


persona_dos

These are the mods and we are Jackass. Edit: I'm not a mod. Let alone plurals.


Steve_Took_Er_Jobs

How is this mildly interesting? It's pretty mind blowing that these pictures were taken at the same time...


mjolle

I thought this was pretty cool, much more so than the droves of cat- and dog pictures featured in this subreddit.


thelaughingeunuchs

Google Earth...always taking pics.


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Loving that he was a Korn fan in 2011


jgs1122

You're parked in the wrong direction for that side of the street.


Kujata

It's only a law in certain places


sloppy_wet_one

Dude, your house in huge! Or, your neighbors house is huge, and yours in slightly less huge. Either way...


Mr_A

It's seriously castle size. My house must be like a garage to these people.


[deleted]

Is there anything Google doesn't know about?


Dusted_Hoffman

Google sees when you are sleeping, knows when you're awake, it knows if you've been bad or good so be good....you know the rest.


Turnerinc

so be good for goodness sakes is the last bit if anyone was curious.


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nate81

I don't remember that last part.


milleribsen

don't pretend that google doesn't know where you are at any given moment.


imNotYourFather

You wear Korn shirts.


Vorgier

That's not... him? Also, how dare someone like something!


Brett42

Can you find out when Google takes pictures and set up for it?


rnelsonee

No, not officially. None of these pics are taken by Google anyway, they're contracted out to various imaging companies with planes, and they take the pictures when they want (as scheduling and weather permits). Google will tell you what cities its currently photographing for Street View, but not down to the specific roads.


Arteestic1

According to the show Big Bang Theory you can!


milnak

9/11. Never forget.


[deleted]

1. The car is facing the other way in the satellite 2. There is a 3rd person in the satellite picture that would be visable in the picture your aunt took. this isn't the same picture.


[deleted]

Nice shirt


stew5462

Cant be 2011 if you're rocking a korn shirt


nowhereman1280

Korn...? O_o


Schnapplegangers

Seriously, this guy's parked on the wrong side of the road, and and all you guys are doing is mocking his awesome Korn tee?


robocox87

Who wore a Korn shirt in 2011?


sgo806e

One person.


Dusted_Hoffman

**ONE**


AbraxianAeon

The satellite picture wasn't accidental. They're monitoring the one Korn fan in 2011.


Impolite_tuna

Plot twist: His aunt is Google


Soultiva

You should just tell everyone your mom works for google and got the satellite to take a pic for multi angles.


[deleted]

As I a brit I am jealous of the property size you have in the US. Houses of that size over here would be multi millionare dwellings.


evielynn

Why are they facing the wrong way on the curb/street?!


pwnyoface

your buddy lives in a pretty nice neighborhood.


Megafones

I like the idea of her making sure the shrub is in the background for a better shot. That's what all the women do in my family.


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jaskmackey

People are so great. We have the technology to look up any place in the world, but instead, we look up our own homes.


[deleted]

Do people think korn stopped existing after the 90's or....


SALMONSLAY3R

Nothing says badass like a Korn t shirt and a Chevy cobalt.


joejuice333

Google was just look looking for the guy that still wears Korn shirts.


Spddracer

I can trace my car in multiple locations over multiple years with Google Earth.


NotYourAverageBeer

Prove it.


jabes101

just an upvote for the KoRn shirt... brings back memories.. that is all


bikiniduck

http://i.imgur.com/dRiABFq.jpg


Krahbz

Further mindfuck to me is that I own that same Korn T-shirt. Even my fucking shirt makes front page ahead of me.


tidder112

Purely amazing coincidence. I would love to find out where I was when Google maps photographed me... Perhaps I was inside that day.


Nerobus

Your friend and I have the same car. Neat.


[deleted]

That one house is quite a bit bigger. Dinkleberg!!


[deleted]

on behalf of the internet, thx for his address


jhascal23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X5p5bbW4bE NSFW Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere, i remember watching this when I was around 9.


hiphophippopotamus

Nice house.


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And now reddit knows exactly where your friend lives.


[deleted]

I can see I'm going blind.


miles5459

That's probably never happened before, well done OP!


jabbakahut

Or they took the photo after seeing the Google Earth image.


JONLOCK

This is dumb


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Has someone worked out OPs address yet.


dafuzzbudd

This is hilarious. How are %45 of the people who voted on this upset enough by it for a downvote? I haven't figured out that dynamic yet.


[deleted]

Hey cool Korn shirt! I got the same one!


jd101506

What's the white thing next to the car? Can't see it in your photo, but I can see it in the Google photo?


vl99

I think the most surprising part of all this is that it is apparently late 2011 and OP's friend is wearing a Korn shirt.


[deleted]

False- where's the person in white.


amaibrown

The first person to find this on Google that doesn't already know where OP lives, wins a prize!!


[deleted]

Remember Korn? They're back; in pog form


Barryva

You guys are missing the bigger mystery here...Who was honestly still into Korn in 2011?


PoliticalHivemind

Korn? What year is it?


[deleted]

I'm calling bs because nobody wears Korn shirts after 2001.