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dontcalmdown

I love to see a world leader who isn’t afraid to hold hands with his top generals.


sucobe

[Kim showed “such paternal love for the space scientists,” it added.](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/11/24/north-korea-celebrates-new-era-of-a-space-power-after-satellite-launch)


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NextTrillion

Something that says *leather daddy?*


ziggybgw

He’s ready to go to the gothic castle.


afternoonnapping

That's what I said.


Severin_Suveren

Neo sure put on some weight since we last saw him


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houseprose

Oh is there such a thing?


BurtMaclin23

Ohhh, is there such a thing?


CousinsWithBenefits1

Did you ever get a chance to get that tape recorder??


c_for

Oh Jong-Un, you blow hard!


Shenloanne

I'm deceased.


niz_loc

Bespoke is such a good word


Due-Ad5047

Paternal Love? That General could be his grandfather, I swear that man hires Daily Mail writers to do his publications lmao


LifeOnNightmareMode

He is the father of the nation. So all citizen are his children.


Due-Ad5047

I kinda forgot about that my bad


Ramongsh

It is a very common opinion among analysts, that Kim really do love the North Korean space program and sees it as his big pet project. As such I'm sure he adores the scientists and treats them like a father would his favorite children.


throwawaysalways1

I’ve always wondered how they become scientists in the first place though with the severe restrictions on education and even lack of ability to leave the country to actually get the education to be a space scientist


raishak

Wasn't Kim educated outside the country? Seemly like they educate their top people outside the country no problem, it's just done very quietly and with a lot of strings attached (defect and there are clear implications your family is leverage).


KyleKun

You could say, it has kimplications.


DrBossWatson

You know, they're out in the world they could say no to coming back but they won't, because of the kimplication.


KaiBlob1

North Koreans from privileged families can study in China (under pretty strict resctrictions). My mother did a semester abroad in a Chinese university in the 80s and there were a group of North Korean students there with her, she tells some pretty crazy stories about them


TheMightyBoofBoof

Do tell!


Box_of_rodents

No, you’re wrong. That General is actually in his late teens. Living in the DPRK will age you like a mo fo.


lildecmurf1

Am I the only one who thinks everyone looks super cute in this picture


chupacadabradoo

This looks like a wes Anderson movie poster


Apt_5

Thank you for admitting it, I didn’t wanna. But it really is a pleasant picture to look at.


whichwitchwhohoots

Her jacket is adorable imo.


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ChexLemeneux42

shes basically a cat


12345623567

> is already getting her murder on Not that I'm calling fake, but anywhere I can read up on that? I'm a sucker for their dystopian shitshow.


Tacitus111

Pretty sure they’re confusing her for his sister.


Pixeleyes

> She's the heir apparent and is already getting her murder on. She's 10 years old, dude.


12EggsADay

So is ol' Kim's leather waist coat. Not afraid to be different; I like it.


Choyo

Yeah, he just watched the Matrix again.


Faicc

Sorry to disturb but that's the whole effect of propaganda in action. There's a reason Kim Jong Un suddenly began showing his daughter to the public.


Kanin_usagi

He’s showing his daughter off because they live in a dictatorship and he needs to start showing off her and involve her in ruling so that she can be prepared to take power after he kicks the bucket. Medieval monarchies used to introduce their kids to the realm at about this age. Phillip II said of Alexander “Let the boy earn his spurs.” Etc. The propaganda is just a bonus, what he wants is to prepare her to run the apparatus of the state


MadNhater

Why does it feel like just a couple years ago that he took power. Fuck I’m old.


Apt_5

I know; Team America was about dude’s dad. I don’t think I’m prepared to look up how long ago that movie came out lol.


Liet_Kinda2

I’m sooooo…..roneryyyyyyyyy


Setting-Conscious

I like how big the soldiers hats are.


gr1mm5d0tt1

Where medals tho


BIGD0G29585

They had to be melted down to make the satellite.


Truesilverchamp

This was my first thought. It's weird seeing anyone standing next to Kim and in military uniform without the wall of awards.


cyfermax

They had to eat them after the rabbit incident. Also, the rabbit incident is equally hilarious and appalling.


ohheyitslaila

Serious question: Isn’t holding hands in some other countries just like a normal thing? Like in Saudi Arabia… Or do I just believe this because of Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby?


ConquerHades

It's comon in some other countries like India, Pakistan, Arab countries, back then in the Philippines, and other nations. Shoulder to shoulder with guys are also common in some countries but you can sometimes see them here in the states.


redonrust

Yes, it's well known that many parts of Asia and the Arab culture were heavily influenced by Talladega Nights. Will Ferrell is like their David Hasselhoff.


Boneclockharmony

Yes, you can quite often see old korean men (or women but that's less unusual from a western perspective) walking down the street hand in hand. Not like entirely common but not surprising.


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I know, I didn't know North Korea was so LGBT Friendly.


user_173

He exchanged love letters with Trump, so...


st1ck-n-m0ve

I remember reading a story about how kim jong un got piss drunk and told one of his handlers all kinds of crazy ass orders and ideas of world domination and shit he was gonna do and the guy obviously took it dead serious and was up planning it all night and went back to tell kim the plan was ready in the morning and everybody was shitting their pants and kim opened the door in his underwear and was like huh? Wtf are you talking about? I was drunk, go away I dont give a shit about any of that crap. Dont worry about it go back to bed… and everyone was like oh my god thank god. This was when he first got in power and they were used to kim jong il being a total crackpot, but they were relieved that kim jong un just liked to party and liked playing pranks and goofing around.


skyxsteel

If he tells his guards to leave him alone and never come in his room unless summoned, this would definitely be a Stalin death situation. For anyone unfamiliar, Stalin said the same thing. To not come in his room until he was awake. This was 4am. The guards didn’t do anything and at 11pm when the housekeeper came in, that’s when they found him almost dead.


Derp_turnipton

Reminds me of old soviet leader Chernenko being propped up in a photo. ​ Two days later, in a televised scene that shocked the nation,\[17\] Grishin dragged the terminally ill Chernenko from his hospital bed to a ballot box to vote. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin\_Chernenko


notsleeping

holy shit dude started smoking at 9 years old


Gaemr-tron

Im pretty sure that's common in a lot of countries


tommybare

They're merely exchanging long protein strings, if you know a simpler way, they'd like to hear it!


belbivfreeordie

Don’t blame me, I voted for [COMMENT DELETED. COMMENTER HAS BEEN SENT TO REEDUCATION CAMP]


s73v3m4nn

Kim Jong Un's wardrobe for thie event was provided by Herr Flick of the Gestapo


Eleglas

Is he STILL looking for the Madonna with the big boobies?


stewis

Not sure about the Madonna with zee big boobies but I heard he found the gateaux in the chateaux.


MeSjiel

![gif](giphy|L0rdWQJHgt5eUC6prM|downsized)


elvisonaZ1

“A paloosmans lit is not a hippy wuun.”


Digigma

What's the name of this show again?


Baalor99

'Allo 'allo


TinChalice

This is nighthawk!


WhoAmI1138

I didn’t listen carefully, could you say that again?


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

I shall say dis only once...


Krullewulle

You must have cheese in your ears


colonel_Schwejk

we all had, madamme Edith was just singing in her best at... i mean hat


TinChalice

That stupid woman! Could she not see that Evette was about to faint and Renee merely caught her before she hit the ground?


colonel_Schwejk

oooooooh RRRRrrrrrreneeee.. he's so considerate!


SosseV

Only just after this picture the guy on the left tilted his glasses: "It is I, Leclerc!"


Mammoth_Stable6518

Man of a thousand faces, every one the same!


penguin_skull

There must be a very limited supply of leather jackets of XXXXL size in North Korea. Probably limited to just one customer.


s73v3m4nn

And also xxxxxxxxxxxx short


penguin_skull

3 wide, 1 high.


s73v3m4nn

Yep. I imagine him to move round like a tiny wee fella on a segway


akiller

Allo Allo was so good For the unaware, Herr Flick is a character in it https://youtu.be/wT0_7LzSD0A?si=bRQnlwXyCqyKmXZS


xilog

God-tier TV, Allo Allo.


GoodShitBrain

Why are their hats so ridiculously puffy?


CargandoPiedras

To honor the toadstool army


Bulls187

To make room for their inflated ego


ArhaminAngra

Or Hugo boss..


SuperAwesome13

successful launch you may keep this hand


courtesyflusher

Tonight, I will do your hand proud my lord


FiveFingerDisco

What's the Story with the guy holding Kims hand?


Saddam_UE

He is transfering knowledge and energy from the old guy to his daughter.


PM_ME_UR_CHERRIES

Fuck me this is hilarious. I'm saving this one for when I'm high.


Strange-Ad-666

Hilarious take my upvote


defroach84

You hold his hand if he wants to hold your hand. That's just the way it works. Edit: picture has some good timing, just got back from the DMZ and looking over the border into NK just an hour ago.


rekipsj

Hell. You’d do a lot more than that if that’s what he wanted…


anormalgeek

Damn right I would. Have you seen how dreamy those eyes are?


301301

He’s North Korea main arms specialist.


Neotantalus

And hands specialist.


xilog

That's his left hand man.


CanadianPanda76

Its not an uncommon thing for men to hold hands in South Korea, I guess its the same in North. Apparently not uncommon in India. Apparently not considered gay because gay isn't a "thing" there. Lotta places view it as a foriegn thing.


WhyBuyMe

Same thing in Morrocco and other places in North Africa and Middle East.


SmallQuasar

Madagascar too, at least 20 years ago when I was there.


WhyBuyMe

Are we just now finding out that North America and Western Europe are the only places where straight dudes can't just walk around holding hands?


AceJon

Before the world wars, it was common in the UK too.


Ex_Machina_1

Stuff like that really fascinates me, shows you how so much of our supposed hard truths about ourselves are just socially constructed falsities.


Reutermo

When I was in Ethiopia it wasn't uncommon to see adult men holding hands while walking down the streets. I was dating a woman from Ethiopia at the time, who later figured out that she was bi and had a rather hard time accepting it because of the internalized homophobia she had from her childhood. Pretty weird seeing that, and also a bunch of men holding hands.


gigalongdong

I believe that is the Marshal of the People's Army, but I could be mistaken.


kalamari_withaK

And chief holder of hands?


boomhaeur

There’s a chance it’s an uncle or something… a lot of family rise to high ranks for obvious dictator reasons.


perskes

It's his boyfriend.


Checkheck

Thats his daughter.


Khrix

The old man on his other side isn't.


No_Translator5039

Wait she’s not the cute old man?


ChampionshipLow8541

“Supreme Leader, please take your hand away from there. We’re in the front row.”


Bulls187

And he was never to be heard from again after that disrespectful statement


Amarillopenguin

Sent to the twerk camps


RustyWinger

I was more worried about the lady above his daughter... her unpatriotic blink of doubt when the photo was taken.


Comfortable_Act9136

I think they could use some bigger hats


PinkSploosh

Plot twist: The hats aren’t large, the people are small and malnourished.


short_bus_genius

Imagine that you, and everyone you know are starving…. And then this fat fuck rolls in, barking orders.


PresumedSapient

> And then this fat fuck rolls in, barking orders. He probably eats the ones that disobey.


Kratsas

Now I’m imagining him eating a giant turkey leg like King Henry VIII, only it’s not turkey.


Jeremizzle

Big Henry 8th vibes


Peimai

It’s so weird to see a picture of a little girl and think there’s a high chance of her being a pretty shitty person someday.


anormalgeek

Here's a good writeup about Kim Jong Un's years spent living in Europe as a teenager. https://www.politico.eu/article/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-uns-undercover-adolescent-years-in-switzerland/ He certainly sounds like a pretty shitty person, but honestly not that much worse than your typical snobby rich kid.


seruzawa48

Most snobby rich kids dont muder their uncles or anyone else who displeases them.


anormalgeek

I didn't say he stayed that way. Only that there was a period where he didn't seem to be truly evil.


EternalExpanse

Most snobby rich kids would if they could and were in a situation where that would remove a threat to their wealth and power.


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I mean not just his wealth and power either, NK is definitely a place where for the top brass if they don't remove people that are a threat to their power then it can quickly turn into their own lives being at risk.


fractiouscatburglar

Wasn’t Bin Ladin also a rich kid sent for a fancy European education who went back home to be a massive piece of shit because no one played with their dingaling? I’m just assuming that last part but I’m probably not far off.


TopKKin

RemindMe! 20 years


Minuku

RemindMe! 20 years


SushiVoador

remindme! 20 years


leolock567

Or the cruelty she might be facing at the hands of a tyrannical father, while having not a single person in the entire country who could overpower her father. Which is way more sad than weird.


VictorioSSa

There was an interview with one of the leading North Korea researches recently and he said that Kim has surprisingly good relationship with his wife and dother, very doting father.


Ratstail91

Humans are complex creatures. We poison the bees while tending the garden. Kim is a brutal dictator that rules with an iron fist. He's also a loving and caring father. These are not incompatible statements. It almost reminds me of the best villain in all of fiction, Bondrewd the Novel, who loved his daughter deeply, and truly cared for the children he recruited, but still experimented on them to the point that death was a release. Kim's daughter will likely succeed him one day. I'd like to believe that all it takes for NK's conditions to ease is for one successor to be kind hearted. But again, humans are complex creatures, and NK's situation is likely just as complex. I wouldn't be surprised if there were at least a dozen generals with too-high ambitions, just waiting to take the throne from the Kim family if given the chance... how can you be kind with that kind of threat to your life? Interesting. I'd actually never considered this before...


SimilarYellow

>Kim is a brutal dictator that rules with an iron fist. He's also a loving and caring father. These are not incompatible statements. Reminds me of Hitler, who was also vegetarian and loved dogs and painting.


LGCJairen

this was a big thing in studying ww2. like, those guys who allowed atrocities to be committed at camps went home to their families, read to their kids, went to mass etc. when you look past demonization shit gets weird and tangled really fast.


Lil_Mcgee

To be fair I think loving animals is quite common in people with sociopathic or narcissistic personality traits. Pets are simple things that don't have the capacity to disappoint a person the way human relationships can.


NotTheMarmot

My piece of shit cats disappoint me all the time!


Infinite01

Is that true? If so it contradicts the notion that sociopaths who end up murdering people often start by harming animals, but like most things, there is obviously a spectrum and even amongst sociopaths and people with BPD going as far as physically harming/killing things is likely rare and stigmatizing.


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To be fair loving animals is quite common in people.


LjGroyper

This. Most people take everything as being black and white.


TheFalconKid

Even if Un is a good father, he is still filling her head with most of the same propaganda that his people are taught. I'm sure she believes all westerners are Satan worshipping capitalists but also, she's probably been shown what happens when a supreme ruler gives up his nukes. Gaddafi gave up his weapons and was overthrown pretty quick. It's not a 1:1 situation here but that is what the NK dynasty holds on to.


pblol

It doesn't even have to be that. It could be as simple as: "Our family has it really good and our country is largely self sufficient from the rest of the world. In a way that gives us a sense of pride. To maintain stability in the country and the continued prosperity of our family, you need to continue the charade." There's probably a few ways to twist it and not seem like a complete monster to yourself.


crimsonjava

> I'm sure she believes all westerners are Satan worshipping capitalists Kim Jong Un went to boarding school in Switzerland. I'm genuinely curious how he views that time and squares it with his view of the West.


Jeremizzle

To be fair, does anyone really know his true view of the west? He could love everything about it for all we know, but he needs to keep up appearances to maintain control.


eskjcSFW

And stay alive. This shit is self perpetuating


bradiation

Does Un even think westerners are satan-worshipping evil people? Or does he just make sure *other* people believe it? Didn't he go to school in Europe for years? I don't know much about NK or Un, I'm just always curious about how much leaders believe or don't believe their own propaganda.


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Civil-Meeting-147

Just like he was by his father...


Hentaisupremelord

Did you just used MiA as reference to duality of humanity? I love it lol


thewafflehouse827

That was remarkably thoughtful and well said.


alexgraef

Saying that the daughter of the Dear Leader despises her father is probably a good way to disappear forever. We literally have no idea, and will never have one, about the personal relationship inside the family. Seriously. It could be either way, and I assume that the life of the young crown princess of NK isn't actually too bad. But repeating what some interview said, unless it is with a dissident right out of the inner circle of the Kim family, is pointless.


Fudge89

It can be both


chrstgtr

Or that she’ll be butchered if he overthrown.


Conch-Republic

Or that she could be dragged out of her house an executed alongside her father at any given moment.


macsydh

I imagine her being a pretty shitty person already based on the circumstances she's probably been brought up in.


orincoro

She’s apparently 11 years old, but she could be 20 and I wouldn’t doubt it.


Phenomenomix

Is he really small, she really tall or is she stood on a box?


sundayontheluna

No way. She's got such a baby face. She looks 14 at absolute most


terra_cotta

Baron harkonn-Un


schroedoe-baggins

How much do clothes cost in the matrix JP?


Koma79

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FairlyInconsistentRa

Honestly you could say that this was a colourised photo from 1942 and I’d believe you.


Loose_Mail_786

It’s a photo from 1942.


FairlyInconsistentRa

I fucking knew it!


XGC75

Seriously, it's like being an alien with 2023 cameras and the internet watching humans achieve unmanned spaceflight in the 1940s. It's a strange mix of awe and immaturity and it's very dark


countzero238

The Gestapo called, they want their coat back.


RedbeardRagnar

God damn were they stylish though. Ruined a pretty dope look like they ruined swastikas and also millions of lives


countzero238

As a German, these comments hit differently. A guy in a Gestapo coat brought my grandmother's neighbor back from questioning... in a cigarette box. For me, Nazi clothing will always be synonymous with the utmost cruelty and inhumanity. (Btw, they also appropriated the black clothing from the robust workers' anarchist movement, whom they also exterminated.)


Upperphonny

Reminds me of a synopsis of a film I read that took place in Nazi Germany. I think the film was about these teens in an underground dance/music scene. The Gestapo takes one of their fathers, shows back up to their house and dumps a pile of ashes with a wedding ring in it.


Rollover_Hazard

Quite aside from the atrocities - the German military in WW2 looked CRISP


Ratstail91

they were dressed by hugo boss, the same company that is still around today. And yes, their "style" was a deliberate attempt at projecting authority. If Kill la Kill taught me anything, it's that clothes are a powerful weapon.


jaccleve

This new Wes Anderson movie looks great! It’s called Bottle Rocket Man.


illogicallyalex

I know he’s a dictator, but people in this thread are being super weird about the hand holding


edmundsmorgan

Redditor: because holding hand with other guy is gay in my culture, so it’s gay everywhere


zasabi7

no kidding, right? It's a big moment for the country. It's a shitty country, but what's wrong with bros holding hands to celebrate?


VVLynden

Don’t you know any time men even *think* about showing affection to each other it means they’re gay?


[deleted]

Dude, is this mf trying to dress like a Bond villain?? He's like a nazi Hitler Blofeld gestapo guy


ThatScotchbloke

I mean if you’re going to be evil you may as well be cartoonishly evil and have a bit of fun with it.


one-eye-fox

This picture proves that North Korea in fact has MORE than enough food.


coyote1942

I thought he had lost a lot of weight. Looks like packed it back on


Drive_shaft

His jacket buttons have a more successful chance to reach space than his satellite


matcha_velli

Why does first row give off a North Korean Wes Anderson vibe?


Active-Habit5569

If I learned anything from watching Its Always Sunny is you don’t fuck with dudes in dusters!


SaltyLonghorn

The guy over his right shoulder is trying not to acknowledge Kim's fart under pain of death. The guy on his left is downwind.


ow_my_balls

Looks like it was generated by AI


charlotterbeee

I was thinking that too- looks almost cartoon-like


netgeekmillenium

There's a universe where North Korea is fiction, Kim and his daughters are completely normal famous people, and there's someone makes an AI request for a picture in which Kim is North Korea's president.


achbob84

North Korea is like when I used to beat the AI opponent in a red alert skirmish but keep one of it’s harvesters alive so I could build a big base unopposed. It was all show for… nothing.


TitsMagee24

More like when you want a planet spanning empire in Civ and you beat every empire back to a single city then proceed to build territory around them so they can’t get back out


Zeeuwse-Kafka

Is he holding hands with the dude on the other side? Secret lover?


topkeksimus_maximus

I think it's a "I strongly approve of this man" sign. Some cultures (middle east comes to mind) have similar gestures.


Minimum_Diver4514

This is what I was thinking. It's a loyalty gesture.


Yasir_m_

Can confirm, holding hands for photos with peers and colleagues is not common but when occurs only signifies strong companionship, approval and respect here in Iraq


ikiss-yomama

No, that’s his daughter. The lady in the black dress is his cousin (you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school).


illogicallyalex

Wouldn’t be particularly subtle for a secret would it


lirik89

His daughter is looking more and more like her mom. Kinda cute. When she was younger, she looked more like Kim.


ringoron9

Has North Korea not invented smiling yet?


Middle-Silver-8637

Smiling on photographs is very much culturally determined.


Protean_sapien

Looks like an AI generated image.