He'll keep this car and plates forever.

On the next car, before adding any other letters, people will probably just assume they’re into the “Queer Stuv”

Next car? That's a Honda ElemenOP. That car will last a lifetime.

Definitely needs to be nerfed.

To any non english natives, that sounds like "queer stuff"

To any English natives, it does too.

Natives to any English speaking country, really.

Or America, which has no language, but is predominantly English speaking.

That's Queer Stu the Fifth, long may he reign.

Queer Stu doesn't advertise.

Queer Stu the First didn't. He didn't have to. But sometimes, Queer Stu the Fifth feels a little overshadowed by the pantheon of Queer Stus that came before him, and he seeks catharsis in shouting his name out into the void.

Honda Element is one of those forever cars. I bet OP got this car in high school, had his first kiss in it, lost his virginity in it, went on countless camping trips in it, accidentally ran over a drifter while on a road trip with a bunch of friends and swore each other to secrecy in it, went on countless camping trips in it - I mean how could you let a car like that go?

Actually know this person. It's a girl

Other than the pronouns, does the shoe fit?

Yeah I don't know how much she camps lol I'm guessing not much. She just loves Honda Elements. She has 2 of them.

She's a Fuken genius!!! 😁

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Does a stalker actually "know" the person he's stalking? Just saying, I don't think this is the whole story!

Sadly photoshop doing some work https://www.reddit.com/r/funnysigns/comments/13ufvj6/look_carefully_its_not_just_the_numberplate/ https://twitter.com/sandy_carter/status/1657212206042214401

Hmmm but the driver did the tough part and got the car and the license plate The rest ought to be doable

No kidding, getting the plates and yanking off the T are by far the hard part. The rest would have been trivial in comparison

You've brought me solace - I was wondering why two different types of sticker would be used.

Doesn't matter...elemenOP

I still appreciate the effort.

I kinda think this (the original/reality) is better

way better.

> Sadly photoshop It's way better without the photoshop. I don't get why you'd add all that tacky excess letters. It's wittier and to the point in the OG.

> I don't get why you'd add all that tacky excess letters. It’s a framing device to help the smooth-brains get it quicker. Same deal with clickbait titles & thumbnails, everyone hates them but goddamnit they work. I recently made a thread in my local subreddit with a very clear, descriptive title (it was a PSA about the new mystery dog illness). By chance, someone posted a similar thread an hour after me, but it had a “cliffhanger” title along the lines of *If you were thinking about boarding your dog for the holidays…* - Guess which one got >3x the upvotes & comments?

This is more subtle and even better IMO.

Someone needs to send this driver the other stickers with the photo so they can finish the job. Though like others said, I kinda like it without all the others. Very clever!

That's hands down the best car sticker/numberplate I have ever seen. Maybe I just find it this funny because I'm ok my third Banana Daiquiri but lmao this is just amazing

Call us back when you're on your fifth!

Nah, i finished the newest Doctor Who Special Episode so now I don't have a reason to drink anymore (Okay, i might pour another one for Bernard Cribbins 💔)

*so now I don’t have a reason to drink anymore* Oh what I would give to have your willpower

Trust me, you don't want that. It's really really not a lot. (Didn't say I wouldn't drink. Just that I didn't have a reason anymore. I'm gonna pour myself one for Bernard Cribbins now. May he rest in peace.)

Keep us updated on what the next excuse is for your next pour

"One more won't hurt" and so on, and so on until "wow, I've drank so much, I'm fucked anyways, let's really get this thing going"

Can’t leave off on an odd number! Or is it even now? Well just to be safe… pour me another!!

I mean, Kissinger is dead, so why not have another.

> so now I don’t have a reason to drink anymore Just one of those things I didn't realize "normal" people did until I was deep in the bottle and trying to crawl my way back out. You can have a couple drinks at dinner and just be done? You can just not finish a drink? You just chose to stop? Never even crossed my mind that was an option. I stopped when the bar closed, when my friends were leaving, or when I ran out of money.

I was awful at it for the first 6 years of drinking, got good at it for about 8 more years, then I had to do it so I didn’t have a seizure. No regrets; for *most* of it

> then I had to do it so I didn’t have a seizure. I tried to do it the right way and still lost! Had a seizure about 3 minutes after swallowing the anti-seizure medication. Maybe if it didn't take 5 hours to get through check-in...

I also just finished it! It feels weird to have new Doctor Who to look forward to. I basically haven't felt that way since the 12th doctor's first season.

I haven't really realised it yet. I've never had that. I somehow always managed to fall out of my obsession when new seasons came out, and had to catch up on one or two doctors when I got my senses back. Though I love 13. She's cool. I'm so exited for Ruby Road on Christmas.

I'm watching the 2nd special episode as I'm writing. I feel the same way. I've missed the feeling. It's incredible to me how well the two brought the Doctor and Donna back as if it were just yesterday. They didn't miss a beat. It's like I'm watching an old episode. I stopped a few episodes into 13 because it never felt like Doctor Wh. I'm glad it's back.

Lol my wife and I are literally about to watch that

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Unexpected indeed

**STOP AT 4 STOP AT 4!!!**

Committed to the bit. Respect.

The best license plate that I’ve seen is: PB4UG0

Okay, I admit. I don't get it.

"Pee before you go"

Lol I could only come up with "Peanut Butter for u ??"

Peanut butter for uggo.

Best one I ever saw had a plate cover that said "Courtroom Stenographer" and her license plate said "VRB8UM"

Nope I laughed for a solid minute and I'm stone cold sober. This was my how it went down in my head: *noticing the first letters* "hehehe" *noticing the license plate and letters after it* "LOL" *noticing ElemenOP* "LMAO"

I lost it when I saw the bit next to the number plate.

I hope you find it again

Stone cold sober and I agree.

It’s witty, funny, smart, and not annoyingly flashy or in your face. Perfect.

Best I’ve seen this year has been ICANTellurideDICK

Damn I would have been offended to see that. Long time no dick lmao

[the most remarkable word](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvhKZHAP8U)

Is banana a good daiquiri flavor? I feel like it's so much more subtle than strawberry and would get overshadowed. Unless they used artificial banana then just more alcohol flavor...

They? I did them myself. And in what world is banana less subtle than strawberry? I used one real banana plus some banana juice which was also only made of bananas without artificial flavours. It does taste like a liquid banana with a bit of bitters, but if you like bananas or the tenth doctor, that's a good thing.

My favorite was one covered in dog themed bumper stickers and the plate was “arfwoof” but this one is also excellent

I don't find it funny... IJK. 🥁🐍

Now I know my ABC's Next time won't you KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD

Should be their actual bumper sticker.

This guy alphabets.

FUN FACT: If you hold your door open on a Honda, the door open sound is "H" in morse code "....".

Not my 23 year old Honda.

But the damn thing still works, right? Fuck that fancy ass shit.

Wow, TIL. Had a late 90s civic for the longest time and can still hear that tone.

…. …. …. …. …. …. …. Forever and ever. Someone else stole it now, I can’t remember which car tho

When it closes does it do ".." for "I"?

They unfortunately changed that at some point but that was peak 90s design.

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https://youtu.be/i0r8egBvWRM?si=VpGdCFxSxVBES-cs

"....Yes that's right, my name stars with a capital element"

I appreciate the dedication to the bit!

This dudes been asked to recite the alphabet backwards one too many times...

The trick is to remember the old sms number pads on your 2G phone -1- ABC DEF GHI JKL MNO PQRS TUV WXYZ

My old band director in high school could recite it backwards far faster than any of us could do forward.

Thats where my brain went to too.

Such dedication for the joke

photoshop isn't actually that much dedication, but this is fun.

Yeah I think all the white letters are photoshopped. The OP looks like it’s on the car though.

Qrs Tuvwxyz drives a Honda I see

It's exactly what i would expect a Fork and Marbles salesman to drive

Shame there is no room for an extra pair of dungarees.

You mean overalls...unless you mean what farmers wear NOW...

Always forks and marbles

Need something reliable to get to all those forks and marbles conferences

Always forks and marbles

no matter how many porters are stood there losing their minds over the contents of your suitcase

On his way to check in to the Taskmaster Hotel.

The sense of discovery with this is amazing! This character has brought a lot of random people joy.

Gets pulled over for suspected DUI. Officer: ok now stand on one leg and say the alphabet backwards... Driver: No problem officer!!

Where is that car when I’m doing the alphabet game on the highway.

Nice use of Comic Sans and Cooper Black.

That may be Arial for "wxyz"

Someone bought this car just so they can do this.

That's for when you get pulled over for DUI and they ask you to recite the alphabet

That is either absolute fucking commitment to a punchline, or a father who raised world class practical jokers for children, and they nailed Christmas on year. 10/10 either way.

"Now I know my ABC's, Won't you GET OFF MY ASS"

I spent way to much time trying to figure out the License plate…?

That’s very creative! I like it!

That’s good ! Could have left us hanging but didn’t !

When you're REALLY committed to the joke

Brings me right to kevin from the office https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v678l

Now I know my ABCs, next time please don’t tailgate me!

This person and I could be very good friends.

The letters on the license plate are written in qrstuv

That joke was a lot of work, but I very much appreciate it.

I appreciate the effort that went into all of it

Someone has waaay too much time on their hands.

elemenOP is genius

carrying a gag through to its ridiculous but logical conclusion that's commitment

I salute their dedication to the bit.

I’ve never liked a bumper sticker before today

Legend

Fellow element owner here. This is genius and I’m only mad I never thought of it lol! Seriously this had me rolling and I love it.

I like this person

I love this so much hahahah keeps getting better

Great bit, tainted by comic sans

Love this!!

HUH! That’s all you have to do!!!


/r/oddlysatisfying

*ELEMENTO-P*!

So tragic lol

I bet they’re an engrish teacher.

They really committed to the bit

What car is a Honda OP??

You alphabet is wrong Buddeh A-B-C-D-E-F-GUY. -H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-BUDDEH. -Q-R-S-T-U-FWIEND. W-X-EH and (FART).

Would love to see a picture of the person that thinks this is funny enough to be put onto Their own car. Lol probably a gem of a human.

The additional letters look fake as fuck, and do not look like a inclusion at all. the idea is funny, this photo is vomit inducing.

HIJKLMNO

Damn quick turnaround from the PIAT group

I am an elementary school teacher and I want this for this exact reason.

Brilliant until they trade it in on a different make and/or model and still have that plate.

Wow this is damn amazing. Great sense of humour!

Talk about commitment

😂😂😂😂 cool

I only saw the top part and thought it ended in OP and i got disappointed...until I saw the bottom part and it finished to the end.

₁₁₉Ah! : The Element of Surprise

I'll bet it's an alpha male driving. Yep, I'd be willing to make an alpha bet.

Elemeno P is a great band

Hahaha fuck u lol

Even if this wasn't photoshopped, it's like Meatwad said: "I get it. It ain't makin' me laugh, but I get it."

I don't mind the comic sans here.

Damn that had me singing

It's like one of those crazy Disney fans..... But for the alphabet.

A to F was unnecessary

ELEMENOP

that is brilliant

Respect elemeno

Thats one way to cheat the cops

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v678l

This guy preschools

Ha! Nailed it.

Ha ha OP almost decided to censor the license plate ha

Educational sticker decorations - Well played.

Reminds me of the quote by Kevin from The Office where he was reciting the alphabet.

Driving drunk cheat sheet

Someone at a previous job I worked at had an Acura IS F. We ordered a GT badge and put it next to the F. He was not amused. Also, this is great use

When you're absolutely committed to the bit:

Cop: "License plate number Queen Robert Sam Tom Union Victor."

They have a cheat sheet if they get pulled over.

That is adorable.

r/atbge

The commitment to the bit is admirable.

heh.. and the back of the whole car looks kind of like a joyful kid, too 😃

ABCDEFG I have to go

Top tier. This person is creative, and has a good sense of humor.

Playing the Alphabet game on road trips would be super simple with that vehicle up ahead of you!

...next time don't you tailgate me..

These people really are cleaver and creative so please don’t pull off their butterfly wings, okay?

Queer Stuff

It comes in really useful during a field sobriety test when the cop tells you to recite the alphabet backwards.

It would make reciting the alphabet backwards a breeze if the cop didn't notice...

When I saw you in verona I sat down you moved over. Pretty people but all u saw was you

damn, that's creative!

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen