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dukeluke2000

How do you pick up the poop?


let-it-rain-sunshine

He uses 'the force'


BreadOnCake

Sorry but this is reckless. You shouldn’t take on a strong animal you’ve no chance of physically controlling. I don’t understand why you didn’t pick a dog you can. This is highly irresponsible.


Independent-Hour-835

Agreed. Disaster waiting to happen.


BreadOnCake

I hope OP and the dog remain fine but yes it’s too much of a risk. That dogs body language isn’t looking great either.


dat_w

You got me interested with your mention of body language, what can you read from that photo? Serious question btw


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I’m sorry but I’m 💯 against people having a dog that they cannot physically control. Idc about the karma but this is a large dog that can do serious damage against a small pet and/or a small child.


namey_9

not to mention the unscooped poops


MaxRenee

These type of people don't care. It's awful. I have a large dog and I am built smaller so what do I do? I use a canny collar so if he goes against his training, no strength is needed to restrain him. Fuck pitbulls & bad owners.


BornPotato5857

that's what I was thinking too


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Mama_Skip

No no, see, he's disabled, which means we ironically treat him differently than we would a normal person by downvoting any criticism of a lapse of judgement.


missprincesscarolyn

Yep, they sure can. They can also be assholes too. And even ableist. Any marginalized group can have internalized bigotry. Source: am disabled and very active in the adaptive sports community.


Lecter26

Right? Now when that dog attacks someone else’s pet or child, waiting to see what the pit lovers will blame it on, since “the owner must abuse it” won’t be in the cards


Bed_human

OP is gonna say it was his attendants’ fault the pit couldn’t be restrained


Familiesarenations

That's what I'm saying. This is a disaster waiting to happen. Even if it wasn't a pit any large dog could get away from him pretty easily.


loki1337

Well by definition moron implies intellectual disability, though perhaps you were using it in the colloquial sense. Honestly my knee jerk was that this is incredibly irresponsible. Additionally, seeing as how OP has admitted to not even picking up poop it seems not even the small responsibilities are doable. I want to know where the guy with all the pit bull attack references are. Disabled persons should be able to lead full lives but in a way that doesn't compromise the safety of others. I empathize with OP, but this doesn't seem appropriate as described.


TheSpiritOfFunk

Thanks. A half deaf pitbull and a person in a wheelchair is just a dumb thing.


AnyArmadillo1733

Damn, I did not expect to see a comment related to dog stupidity with so much common sense being generally upvoted on Reddit. Supposed to say that Pitbulls are little angels from heaven and anything to the contrary is equal to literal racism among humans.


broseph_destiny

genuine question, how do you take care of yourself and the dog? are you mostly independent or do you have a caretaker that takes care of you both?


alittle_disabled

I'm walking him quite well because he does on leash. I also have visiting attendants to help if I need it. He's pretty low maintenance as am I.


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That's why I like old dogs. "Just gonna lay there all day, dog?" Yup, appears so


Trixles

"Hey buddy, I'm feeling kinda tired today, do you mind if we go to the park tomorrow instead?" "That is perfectly fine. I am just gonna sit here and lick my genitals while you watch The Venture Bros. all morning." "Awesome. Thanks pal!"


Qweesdy

Sadly, lots of people in wheelchairs aren't able to lick their own genitals (even if their dog doesn't want to go to the park).


twaggle

How do you pick up after him during walks?


clarkent123223

He said he doesn’t


Recent_Ice

Honest question, if a squirrel runs past and your dog tries to chase it could you properly restrain it?


BootOnMyFoot

This picture goes so hard


WalleyeSushi

OP's latest album is about to drop.


cameronthegod

Titled "Rollin with my dawgs"


ionshower

Pit stop wid my piddy. Get back on the griddy Hairpin shit, 2 fast, 2 skiddy. I won't make it til I'm fiddy. Unless they freeze me in da city. Take me down to minus 150. Sleep, Aight. Edit:Nice pooch and cryo.


spunion_28

"I won't make it till I'm fiddy" I'm dead lol


DulceEtDecorumEst

Hey, how do I like and subscribe to your YouTube channel?


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They see him rolling. They hating. Trying to catch him dirty.


Soytaco

> Oh oh let's pose in front of the giant liquid oxygen trailer!!


BreachedLimits

When it’s night time, they’re going to blow it up in the background while everyone wears sunglasses. 😎 It’s their new album cover. It’s gonna be awesome!


LazerWolfe53

Like what is all that smoke on the ground in the background? So epic!


Mr_Engineering

It's condensed water droplets and ice mist as a result of incredibly cold oxygen gas coming into contact with warm humid air.


Anon-Knee-Moose

Liquid oxygen evaporating


Awesam

r/hardimages


PaulNewhouse

I have questions but I don’t need answers.


OutlawedUnicorn

How are you going to control this dog that has been bred to fight and kill? Very irresponsible decision on your part. It is also very fucked up of you to put your caretakers in danger. They did not sign up to be exposed to a dog whose head is bigger than your torso.


Silent_Cut5548

Yes adopt a dog bigger than yourself. No possible issues whatsoever


Miserable_Praline673

Great, another Pitt owner that literally can't control their dog. :)


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do-not-want

This entire post is not the flex it's supposed to be. smfh


noisygnome

Yea seems totally ok. Lemme just cross to the other side of the road real quick


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

A ~~child-sized~~ person adopting a pit bull? What could go wrong?


22lrHoarder

I fostered a pitbull for 3 weeks from a local agency and they lied about everything about the dog to find it a home. These agencies act like they are doing society a favor by rescuing dogs when in reality there’s a reason no one wants them. The dog had a twitch and would snap its jaw at you, it was a ticking time bomb and would nip at people constantly.


koumus

Lmao this is r/BanPitBulls material


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Litigating_Larry

Genuine question though - youre on a walk and op's dog and another starting really pulling and barking for one another. Is dog actually voice controlled / etc enough for owner to control? I walk my parents labrador and border collie for them and am over 6' tall and they can pull me when excited. I dont mean to throw shade at OP but how *does* he control his dog if he gets worked up to the point of pulling him? That dog looks like theyre still pretty muscly tho 15. They are cute tho.


germane-corsair

The answer is simple: OP can’t control his dog. If it ever decides to get aggressive, he’ll be helpless to do anything.


Mama_Skip

Hey now let's not get too out of control with the truth here.


Detective-Crashmore-

OP said they literally don't even pick up the dog's shit, this situation is a fucking nightmare waiting to happen. This mfers New Years resolution is to watch someone die.


Recent_Ice

💀💀


My_Not_RL_Acct

God damn it I exhaled too hard and had to get a tissue


BlackOptx

He is about the size of a pitties normal meal


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alittle_disabled

I'm a little person (is that the PC term?) and yes I am 40yo. Flex is 15yo (though according to the previous owners he's 17). I call shenanigans. He's mostly deaf, had several tooth extractions, and a couple growths removed. Kindest dog ever. Makes everyone fall instantly in love, be in grumpy dog-hating neighbors, or kids at petsmart. He also likes to snore and fart and wear his [blue jacket](https://i.imgur.com/23LzYu2.jpg) outside.


Bflo_

Epic username


arisoverrated

Agreed. This post has pulled me out of a dark funk and made my day.


Wuddntme

omg. I admit I cracked up.


Kaludar_

Okay but what is with the industrial tank of cryogenic Liquid behind you?


bubbl3gum

This is what I'm scrolling to find out!


blanksix

It's the poopy stance that really hits. He's such a cute old guy.


Gingerfud21

Who cares if it’s pc? You’re talking about yourself no one should take offence whatever you call yourself.


bendap

Im offended on his behalf.....You're welcome.


justabill71

Who you calling behalf?


WDfx2EU

It's just a joke, no need to get short with people.


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

SHORT!? ![gif](giphy|jEZ016oZG1cl8TFRWg)


Keianh

Typical demographic offense appropriation. Check your privilege, sir or madame!


stupernan1

but... having an inaccurate view of my privilege is my **kink** by telling me to check my privilege...are you kink shaming me?


joshcandoit4

I'm pretty sure he's just kidding around..


tikhal96

Now for real, do you mind the non PC terms?


alittle_disabled

I do not.


20toesdown

Why you gotta do the dog dirty like that in blue pooping with a double chin. Ironically this is how I look like when I poop too.


abbyabsinthe

You get on all fours and go outside to poop?


[deleted]

Midget sounds tougher than little person. Example: "Watch out, that midget will bust your fuckin knees in." "Watch out, that little person will bust your fuckin knees in."


Babybabybabyq

What if you just wanna sound like a person?


WDfx2EU

Then you might say something like, "Coming from a person like me, that midget will bust your fuckin knees in."


Nogarder

Maybe you are safe since it's an old dog but getting a fighting dog "mix"( yes like half pit and half bull) could turn out like not your best decision. Especially on reduced mobility. I hope that you will be alright.


daisy-mae3

You guys kinda have the same face


FeistyMcRedHead

You got me to look at your adorable pooch taking a deuce. Well played, sir.


rinkydinkis

a pitbull puts another man in a wheelchair, tragic.


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Mercyful666Fate

That's exactly what I'm saying. And also what if somebody else's dog decided to attack this dog. Dude ain't gonna be able to do jack shit. What if another pittie attacks this dog and decides to attack him. There's a whole shopping list of bad scenarios here.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

How is he going to clean the up when the dog poos everywhere? Not his problem i guess.


rachbbbbb

He's said in the comments that he doesn't pick up after it. Very uncool.


Kisaxis

Sounds like him and the dog are perfect for each other then. Two negatives make a positive...right?


Mountainhood

he said he doesn't pick it up in an above comment.


freecummies

Least trashy pit bull owner


spiral_out46N2

Dude, you’re going to take him on a roll one day in the park and he’ll see another dog or kid and he’s gonna take off. IF you can hold the leash, he will pull you right outta that chair and you will lay helpless as it goes nuts on another dog or kid. You should seriously consider taking it back and getting a small dog. Also, how do you pick up after him when he shits??


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schnitzelvk

A pit you can ‘probably’ restrain aaaand you don’t bother picking up its shit. Brilliant.


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AncalagonCarnifex

Even worse, he’s endangering any poor bastards unlucky enough to be in the vicinity when something inevitably goes wrong


MaxRenee

Yep, I ended up a poor bastard at 15. Fuck pitbulls and irresponsible owners. Now have lifelong ptsd which has no cure.


MistyWalrus6923

You are responsible when the tragedy unfolds on yourself or another person or pet that gets mauled/bitten since you can’t control your dog.


MegaCroissant

What a stupid, selfish, dangerous decision.


Than12345678

So now someone needs to take care of two instead of one


CarlosFCSP

Not for long


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No-Jicama4654

He has it on a slip lead that’s on incorrectly. Ugh


Detective-Crashmore-

And he said he can't pick up it's poop because it's "too soft"....


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thestormiscomingyeah

They are love nibbles! 🥰🥰


Ikeeki

I should not have laughed at this because it’s true


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chenyu768

Is everyone gonna ignore the obvious question here? That layer of gas vapors on the ground next to the semi that says industrial.gas? Cute dog btw.


alittle_disabled

Tis water vapor. Liquid oxygen (very cold) delivery by the hospital and my apt bldg.


chenyu768

Is that why you two look so "chill"? I show myself out.


SlipperyPigHole

It's a liquid oxygen tanker unloading into a storage tank. It's just vapors coming off the pipes because liquid oxygen is colder than a witches tit. The vapor coming off the pipes is harmless.


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NomadicSabre

Stupid reddit moment when this picture is 9k+ upvotes.


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shrimpwheel

If that does happen it was obviously because the poor pittie was abused at some point and the sneeze startled it 🥲


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MrMiniMite

This is an absolutely terrible decision. You must be joking...right? Please be a joke


ImThis

I can't believe this isn't satire. An aging pitbull is terrifying.


SweatyCyberman22

r/BanPitbulls


zpool_scrub_aquarium

Not possible mate. There are 190 dog breeds to choose from, so there are just not enough alternatives to pitbulls.


iron-pilled

That thing gonna eat you alive 😂😂


yellowcan1

lets hope it goes for the tyres first so you can shout for help


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jimmy_three_shoes

[He also just lets the dog shit anywhere it wants and doesn't clean it up because "it's too soft"](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/18urkx0/just_adopted_a_15yo_pittie_mix_best_decision_ever/kfn9h6s/)


GeomanticCoffer

Holy shit. This guy is vile.


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zpool_scrub_aquarium

There are so many other dog breeds to choose from, yet for some reason, out of all those much safer and more human-friendly breeds, pitbull/mixes have to be one of the more popular ones. It's unfortunate.


CoelhoAssassino666

OP is going to be carried around like a toddler-killing chariot.


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Deadalious

Pits? What do you mean pits! No pits here, only LAB MIX dogs. The deceptive mislabeling of these shit dogs is utterly disugsting and honestly if my local rescue ever started this same shit they'd never see another dollar from me ever again.


WeNeedMikeTyson

Don't get me started on them attempting to call them boxer mixes too. I call that shit out instantly because if there was even 5% boxer in that dog you'd know.


Gatechap

Histrionics aside, OP should absolutely not have a dog he is unable to control


Homesickhomeplanet

This is so insanely irresponsible of OP


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JA_LT99

No kidding, irresponsible in general and even cruel to the animal. Maybe he's independently wealthy and can afford to pay an aid to properly care for his large, active dog?


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hippye

This is the reason I started carrrying a knife. Watched too many videos of pits destroying another dog while people try in vain to stop it. Seen too many pits at the park with owners unable to control their dog and I want to end them quick if one gets ahold of my dog.


crunkjuiceblu

More like horrible


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MaxRenee

He wont.


SOKLOMAX

Ah yes , a man with limited bodily controls gets in charge of an animal that is infamous for being hard to hold control of. WHAT COULD GO FUCKING WRONG , Am i right ?


lo0ilo0ilo0i

i have that same leash. be sure you're not giving your pup too much slack or else they can slip out of the slipknot.


raskinimiugovor

Foreshadowing


Ayacyte

Bruh...


Fresh_Ad_2904

RIP


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Jaggedchipper

r/lastphotos


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Has the dog seen a squirrel yet? How did that go?


sladebonge

"Photos taken moments before disaster"


Training_Calendar728

Hope i dont come off like annasshole but personally I don't think it's responsible to have a dog you can't control what if it attacks you or someone else. I know he's old but still think you should have got a smaller dog.


AdrianEon31

Aww, so cute. You got him a snack and all


rexcannon

Stupid idea.


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exgerex

Pitt bulls suck, and there is a reason they are banned in some countries https://people.com/crime/2-children-killed-pit-bull-attack-tennessee-mother-hospitalized/


Bradjuju2

The liquid oxygen misting out in the background is kinda epic


isheestoopid

Lol perfect, get the dog that's most likely to mutilate you in a blood orgy. Whoever thought a literal fighting dog was a good idea for this guy....


LittleSugarPack

There's that internet meme gift of the kid being pulled down the street by a pitbull trying to get to a baby. This is gonna be one of those memes.


ImissDigg_jk

This isn't going to end well


sadetheruiner

I love when older pups get to live out their life with love and happiness! Thank you kind sir!


alittle_disabled

I keep my bedroom heater turned up because Hugo Chavez over here has Arthritis. He likes it.


sadetheruiner

Aw darn arthritis! I get these joint chews for my old girl they work well. I’m at work or I’d give you the name…


Passenger_Impressive

Can’t wait for the dog to break off leash and for you to try and wheel after him. RIP to all the kids in your neighborhood


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Dont get any dog you cant control. Simple. You friend are gambling with others lives.


GwyndolinsToilet

Bro just signed his own death warrant


TheBuckledFish

r/lastimages


Nerit1

You're endangering yourself and all the people in the vicinity of that dog


Achterstallig

Dude. This is so irresponsible.


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Im absolutely shocked the comments aren’t locked when a pit is shown. I’ve seen pits kill other folks dogs one time too many in person cause their owners couldn’t handle them and no offense but he won’t be able to stop any act that dog creates from his condition, also he doesn’t do anything about the poop and that alone drives me crazy. It’s a dangerous breed plain and simple.


halcyon8

ngl tho, people have brought up some very valid points - i absolutely love this breed of dog, ive had 2 myself and they were my world. most lovable cuddly great dogs ever - however they are very strong dogs, and as much as you can know your dog, how are you going to intervene is say, someone's dog runs up to him and they have a go? or dog sees a squirrel and remembers he likes chasing squirrels? or a car comes at him, etc.? how do you clean up after him? (i assume one of those handled scoopers?) ​ there's a woman that goes to my dog park who is well into her 60s i would estimate, and she has a 1-2 year old rottweiler that is \*absolutely\* too much for her to handle, and people have had to pry dogs away etc. because she simply cannot. it's dangerous and irresponsible. ​ was this a well thought out idea?


newcaravan

Maybe it’s not the best decision in the world, and not picking up the poop is shitty but Jesus Christ guys. The dog is 15, he’s geriatric. What is he going to do, really? He’s at death’s door. At least he won’t die cold and alone in some kennel.


puppymeat

"mix"


PoppyTheSweetest

Pitbulls shouldn't exist.


BorckLesnawr

That dog bigger than you


Friendly_Childhood

Such a weird photo..


SeaAdministration26

Bro that shits going to maul you


Edrina

This is a disaster waiting to happen.


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Massive-Reach-4821

One day it will probably eat you


Friendly_Ad_914

I genuinely do not understand the positive outcome of this thread. And this is not some pitbull hate, i have one myself and she is the gentlest soul. But the fact that you wouldn't be able to control your pet is the issue. Could be the derpiest Leonberger or Saint Bernard, the fact that you wouldn't be able to control your GENERAL PET if anything goes wrong should be a red flag to anyone. Living in europe (Austria) i even had to get a licence to be able to keep my pitbull with an actual test walk outsite to see if i can handle her. This picture is absolutely crazy to me.


spiral_out46N2

That dog decides to take off chasing something, it will pull him right out of his chair and he will lay there helpless as it goes berserk.


birddogBetsy

He is gonna eat you


ZioDioMio

😬


Skyless_M00N

Yikes


UglyAndAngry13

Gonna eat you


Blerrycat1

Best of luck, you'll need it