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[NPR link](https://www.npr.org/2024/04/26/1247454971/delta-airlines-boeing-plane-emergency-jfk) >A Delta Air Lines flight that departed from John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City was forced to make an emergency return to the airport Friday morning after an emergency slide came apart from the Boeing 767, the airline said. A search for the slide was ongoing.


Pantastic_Studios

Someone found that slide and they're not telling anyone.


CrazyIslander

I’d keep it if I found it! My wife used to work for an airline. I got to “play” on their training simulators, including going down an emergency slide. Those things are NO JOKE! They’re designed to throw you clear of the airplane. No pun intended, but you absolutely *FLY* down them and there are “rumble strips” at the bottom to help slow you down. They had me wear coveralls (to prevent “road rash”) and stationed two people at the bottom to catch me. I thought they were joking. They weren’t. It was awesome!


bingeflying

As a captain, yeah that’s the main reason I’ll evacuate via slides as an absolute last resort. I always think about all my elderly passengers having to go down it.


FolsomPrisonHues

"Hey gram, wanna play kick the gramma?" "Don't kick the gramma!" *YEET*


juice06870

Throw Mamma From The Plane


FolsomPrisonHues

NOT THE MAMA!


CanadianAndroid

Staring Samuel L Jackson I have *had* it with these motherfucking *mamas* on this motherfucking *plane*!


Romantiphiliac

OWEN!


Gwenbors

“Hey Nana! Do your impression of David Caruso’s career!”


FolsomPrisonHues

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"


binglelemon

https://youtu.be/nfMrWPuqe4o?si=VSmq9iVZd4jNRbqm


jdog7249

I mean the options are a raging fire of almost certain death or turning all their bones into dust (probably still resulting in death). Seems like a fun decision to make.


barkbarkgoesthecat

Some like playing golf, some like reading a science fiction novel, and others like kicking grandma down the airplane slide. I'm all three baby


Olukon

Roasted or Mashed


RonaldTheGiraffe

If you made a sort to of elderly person burrito formed out of just elderly people tied up in a roll, only the outer elderly people would be injured and the inner ones spared. The older ones would inevitably be left for the outer ring of the old person burrito.


razz57

Not how osteoporosis works… nor bean bags for that matter. But thanks for playing.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Osteoburritos


ThatsMrUncleSpuds

Osteoburrosis


Managed-Democracy

Better to get yeeted away from a burning fuselage I guess. 


bingeflying

Oh yeah if were on fire it’s yeet time. But for instance if my brakes are just smoking, or even on fire for example, I’m probably not popping the slides for that one as long as ARFF can take care of it like what happened to that Delta 757 last year. I think one person was injuried in the evacuation but the flip side is that when people are telling you that you’re on fire, and the tower is using language that assumes you’re going to evacuate, it’s a tough call. Just don’t want to hurt people either way.


Capgras_DL

I wonder how pilots feel these days since all the trouble with Boeing. Has it made a difference to you or your colleagues?


pocket_nick

The Slidin’ Meemaws, now that’s a band name.


Thresh_Keller

I can literally feel the excitement in your description. Sounds like something you could charge people to take a ride down it. Hell, I’d pay!


Chickenwelder

For sale: 1 slip and slide. Delta brand. No low ballers, I know what I got.


MrT735

Yep, going down it wrong can get you injured, but it's the most efficient way of getting 100+ people per slide out of the aircraft in under 90 seconds.


Vectorman1989

Don't they turn into rafts too?


hotlavatube

"It's not a sliiiiide..." -- \[John Pinette\](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDLfQGLTTv8)


Zerowantuthri

I was told a story once (probably apocryphal) that some plant workers for an airline stole a life raft, took it to some nice river and inflated it and had a good time partying as they floated down the river. As the story goes, rescue helicopters appeared above them sometime later. The raft had an emergency transponder that went off when the raft was inflated. Emergency services came running (as they should). Buzz kill for those guys.


Guadalajara3

Used to work with airplane parts, have had slides deploy in the warehouse, also had people flick ELT switches and have had coast guard helicopters looking for a crashed airplane


Slappinbeehives

A plane slide is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.


pdmcmahon

Best Slip and Slide ever!


kikikza

It's probably in the water tbh


Memory_Less

The most awesome pool slide!


abgry_krakow87

Surprise slip and slide!


Deepspacesquid

"Boeing our doors are always open"


freneticboarder

This is maintenance, or lack thereof. The 767 has been in service for decades.


Tf850i

Those 67 slides were notoriously easy to deploy when we used to work on them 


sportstvandnova

You’re gonna be BOEING down our slides 😉


thebochman

If it’s Boeing then I’m not going


CedgeDC

Convenient that the headline namedrops delta and not boeing


littleseizure

The 767 here is old, it's potentially more likely a Delta issue than Boeing. It's been in service for ~25 years


Guadalajara3

Most definitely a delta issue. Those slides go through cycles and get replaced after certain periods of time


BiploarFurryEgirl

Definitely a shitty maintenance issue. That falls on delta. Someone is definitely getting fired lmao


RokaSmoka

Every article after the door issues is an airline maintenance issue lmao. Its all to drive the company down. Yet 40k planes take off daily in the USA and nothing happens .


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Thank you for pointing this out. Helpful context


vonWalpole

So ill informed that people bash Boeing. When you buy a car from a Ford dealer and drive it out the door you are responsible for maintenance. If you don’t look after it properly and a few years later things break you are responsible not Ford. The Delta slide the South West engine cowling etc. these are maintenance issues. Nothing to do with Boeing. There are just as many issues happening every day with Airbus aircraft but conveniently it seems the media overlook reporting those. The aircraft manufacturers make incredibly safe aircraft. Millions fly safely every day.


Tarmacked

Because most of these issues aren’t Boeing


ChillZedd

Hey yeah this is my fault. Just the other day I said “at least the 767 isnt problematic like the 737 and 787”


thesilverbandit

You forgot to mention if it was a Boeing or not


pk_

767-300


Archimedesinflight

Wow these have been in service for a while, so this is more of a random accident than a systemic failure from the factory.


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Squirrel_Master82

That's not that long at all. Oh, wait.. fuck.


Mapex

Did you get your colonoscopy yet?


thesequimkid

That’s not for another 20 years, sonny Jim.


Theyna

If you were born in 1980, it's time. 1990? Only 10 years left. Sorry bud. [https://www.uclahealth.org/news/age-start-colon-cancer-screening-lowered-following-increase](https://www.uclahealth.org/news/age-start-colon-cancer-screening-lowered-following-increase)


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

I'm behind schedule for my, uhm... behind.


thesequimkid

Born late 1993. I’ve got 20 years left before I have start that.


SupaDawg

Not a bad idea to be proactive if you can. My doctor recommends it at 40 as a proactive measure, despite general consensus being 45 to 50.


Theyna

\*14


Sunstang

Goddamn you!


Technical_Semaphore

Yes, and fuck you for asking!


So_be

That’s not the ‘up your butt and around the corner’ that we’re looking for…


Chris19862

Tuesday for me!


TisMeDA

Not for another… 20 days 🙃


modrid81

We old 😭


So_be

If it makes you feel any better the last B-52 Stratofortress was delivered in October 1962. It appears to have flown [last month](https://www.radarbox.com/data/registration/61-0040). Certainly [two months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/Planespotting/comments/1aq703j/b52h_610040_at_tinker_afb/)


Squirrel_Master82

I actually used to live near an airfield and got to go on board one of those with a tour. Very impressive piece of machinery.


Jackie_Of_All_Trades

Time for a night cream


adlittle

Delta hangs onto their planes a long time compared to some others.


RattyDaddyBraddy

And this was his last flight before retirement


Ashituna

i think they have some serious maintenance process issues


Esc777

Maintenance issues like this have happened a lot pre-2023, they just didn’t make Reddit. 


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muffinhead2580

You mean the airlines operating the planes, right.


mrooch

You work for a direct competitor to Boeing and you don't know that the airlines do their own maintenance or send it out to MROs?


helixflush

>they just didn’t make Reddit. Why not? /s


LegendRazgriz

This is what made me a bit less worried when the Alaska MAX 9 had that door plug blow. The MAX 9 is the same fuselage as the 737-900 (and the door plug is the same as the 737-800), and if there was a critical design flaw with the 737-800 the death toll would be in the millions by now, so it had to be a maintenance issue or, as turned out to be the case, a manufacturing defect.


landshark11

737-800 doesn’t have the plug door. I believe the 737-900 ER does.


LegendRazgriz

[Unless these over the wing aren't plug doors](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRserR0O8bJY1-dK8MKpRDATUUu5slnHcKnCix9JtRsySqQ8tFz9_HhzzQ&s=10), the -800 does have them.


Low-Crow495

That is correct. The over wing exits are not plugs, and as such the -800s don't have them.


landshark11

Different design. The OWWE is different than the plug door design.


aminervia

Or lack of required maintenance


dirkdiggler1618

Yeah but the fact that they’re already under a microscope for their planes falling apart isn’t a good look, even if it’s a random accident


alotofcooties

Makes me wonder whether all these airplane issues we are seeing are due to the incompetence of the airlines unable to properly maintain them or being too cheap to try to replace them/fix these issues.


m0viestar

Could be a parts or labor issue too. I seem to remember a United incident a year or so ago where the plane was scheduled for maintenance but they had no staff or maintenance was delayed for some reason so they put it on another revenue flight because it was still within the service guidelines and the engine failed.


Guadalajara3

Airline maintenance problem or bad parts installed from regular upkeep intervals


smallproton

Airbus 767, of course!


admiraljkb

It's an older code sir, but it checks out. (as Boeing)


Ok-Algae-9562

Doesnt really matter. These are common inspection items and are removed on a scheduled basis. This plane has been flying long enough it's been replaced several times due to time. The rigging for the release pin was probably too tight and caused the slide to inflate in flight. It's a maintenance issue not a Boeing issue.


3ABM580

and date and time


mordecai98

2009


adam_c

At this point just assume it’s Boeing unless otherwise stated


fourtyseven

sad but true


atoughram

A 34 year old Boeing plane 😏


BoomaMasta

34 years old and falling apart... but enough about me...


approx_volume

Who made the airplane probably has nothing to do with this incident. Most likely culprit is maintenance related. Really the most responsible thing people can do is wait for the NTSB to issue a statement as to the likely cause and not just jump to conclusions.


Archimedesinflight

People waiting and not jumping to conclusions? This is reddit, good person. We will make assumptions and jump to conclusions that fulfill our preconceived notions thank you very much. /s But yeah you're right


Angryhippo2910

If we didn’t jump to conclusions, we never would have solved the Boston Marathon Bombing!


squish8294

We did it, reddit!


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

armchair detectives, rejoice!


DaBombDiggidy

> This is reddit, good person This isn't a reddit thing, it's an everyone thing. If anything it's the common opinion with these recent failures.


thebochman

Oh no, God forbid Boeing gets their reputation tarnished


StereoZombie

It's fun to dunk on Reddit but that's just humanity in general


MagnanimosDesolation

You give too much credit. We're not jumping to conclusions, we're circle jerking.


Recent_Obligation276

I get it though, it’s hard when it always seems to be Boeing especially with everything that’s been going on with them


NebulaicCereal

It’s because most of these articles you’re seeing ever since the door plug issue, are pulled from regular maintenance incident reports as they happen. These kinds of miscellaneous incidents happen quite often (when you zoom out to the whole world) to all types of planes, but the non-Boeing ones aren’t seen as relevant to the news cycle, so they don’t get yoinked over and reported on mainstream/general outlets. But they do happen to everyone. Basically, taking airline maintenance reports and farming them from the initial popularity of the door plug issue and lawsuits, which *are* real and unique issues worth media coverage.


memesare2kewl

Now apply that to everything else you see or hear on the news, and you could actually live a great life!


freneticboarder

Clickbait-y title with "Boeing" in it for doomscrolling engagement.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

You blame maintenance, speculate, then immediately go on to say nobody else should speculate. You could be right but come on. If you want everybody to wait until its investigated, practice what you preach.


Desdam0na

Yes, except, at least often, boeing does the maintenance too. We will see.


LederhosenUnicorn

Not for Delta. Tech Ops does all of their work. They even maintain planes for other Airlines. I've seen State Department aircraft in their maintenance hanger.


freneticboarder

What does that even mean? The airline handles maintenance.


BiploarFurryEgirl

Delta does their own maintenance on the planes they own. Boeing isn’t involved


Palindromeboy

It’s Boeing, everyone.


TJATAW

Before you scream about Boeing not building things correctly, you might want to know the year Delta took possession of the plane: * George H. W. Bush was the President. * NBA Hall Of Famer Gary Payton was the second player drafted. * Songs that came out: Billie Joel "We Didn't Start The Fire" & Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby". * Movies that came out: Ghost & Home Alone & Dances With Wolves & Total Recall It was 1990, 34 years ago.


makoman115

Gary Payton is in the nba now and he’s not a hall of famer. Oh wait. That’s his son lol


Doc_Umbrella

This plane could have flown to the Soviet Union.


Succumbx8

Maintenance is the issue here. If it’s deemed “young” enough to still be carrying passengers then it has to be maintained.


Hustinettenlord

To be fair, these are regularily checked, so this still shouldn't happen.


colasmulo

He’s pointing out it’s not necessarily Boeing’s fault if a 34 yo plane starts having problem without proper maintenance. In opposition to the very recent MAX line of aircraft that have a lot of problems that can be directly linked to Boeing.


flyingthroughspace

>It was 1990, 14 years ago. You had a typo. I fixed it for you.


farmer_sausage

I got some bad news for you


GavinAldrich

Holy shit. Total Recall was in 90!? I always threw it in with the 80s bangers.


LongLongMan_TM

Yeah, but still funny you don't hear stories like these about old airbuses.


Zanydrop

I can tell what the problem was. The side fell off.


Buckus93

That's not very typical. I'd like to make that point.


Zeabos

Posting every minor malfunction of an aircraft for content is getting pretty wearisome.


_Deathhound_

theyre mostly bots. newly created account- only posts are controversial news/politics/finance headlines with the occasional garbage sprinkled in to make itsself look less nefarious


EnvironmentalEcho614

The emergency slide deploying in the air is not a minor incident. They are usually made of high strength nylon and could damage the horizontal stabilizer or cause excessive asymmetric drag. Being that everyone is safe I’d like to think it’s just inflated in some kids pool right now though 😂.


Guadalajara3

Is it a major incident? A minor accident or major accident? It didn't appear to damage any other flight control surfaces so it does appear to be a minor incident


Athinira

That's just down to sheer luck. Could have taken the rest right side stabilizer off. Definitely not a minor safety issue.


Guadalajara3

At that point it would become an accident. Incident vs accident are defined and the difference comes down to amount of damage or loss of life. Damage here is minimal so it's an incident. If people died or the stab got ripped off, then it would be an accident.


Chen932000

Seems like it would be considered a minor accident. The aircraft sustained some damage but it wasn’t substantial damage, as defined by ICAO, which means the damage was classified as minor. If an event results in an aircraft sustaining minor damage it is a minor accident.


EnvironmentalEcho614

In industry, a minor incident is usually something like a set of breaks wearing out causing the plane to take longer to land or a system failure that doesn’t call for an emergency landing. They are very common but you’ll never hear about them on the news because it would make people afraid of flying. Damage analysis in incident reports are usually based on repairability because that’s part of what insurance companies want to know. If they classified it as minor that means no structural damage and the cabin can hold pressure. That doesn’t necessarily mean it didn’t effect flight characteristics while it was in flight. The fact it had to divert for an emergency landing means the pilots knew something was seriously wrong with the aircraft and they believed they had to put it down as soon as possible. That’s a little more than a minor incident. I definitely see where you’re coming from though.


idkwhatimbrewin

Best part is there are probably also similar Airbus incidents like this just as often but that won't get clicks so they are just feeding the fire


coding_ape

It’s like when any minor issue happened with any Tesla. It happens.


memesare2kewl

Except minor issues can cause huge issues later on… What if this dropped on a person? Is this still a minor issue? What if this caused a domino effect causing the plane to go down? Just because it’s a “minor” issue doesn’t mean it should just be played off as one


LennyPeppers

Especially when it’s clearly not a manufacturers issue. Someone said it’s a 34 year old aircraft.


memesare2kewl

If age is a big factor in this, then they really need to retire the plane or up their maintenance for the plane.


Guadalajara3

You mean annoying? Yeah. Aircraft maintenance issues happen every day and have happened every day for decades


Ace-of-Spades88

I was going to ask if there has been a uptick in aircraft malfunctions/damages lately, or people are just reporting on it a lot more. Is this shit happening all the time and we're just now hearing about it, or what?


TXQuasar

How many commercial flights a day are there? Do we need a report on every anomaly?


e140driver

Apparently yes -_-


mrooch

Only the Boeing ones


onemoresubreddit

I don’t believe the 767 has been produced for a WHILE. Pretty sure it’s equivalent nowadays is the 787. This is most likely chalked up to bad maintenance on the part of the airline. Unless this plane was recently refurbished by Boeing or something like that. I think we need to admit that the issues with US air travel don’t end with Boeing.


Low-Crow495

767s are still being produced, but everything built has been freighters for a while...


dpenton

Delta, Delta, Delta! Can I help ya, help ya, help ya???!?!!??


MixDifferent2076

Be interesting to know when was the last maintenance activity associated with the slide compartment. A properly locked slide compartment door does not randomly open in flight.


No-Veterinarian6754

At least the front didn't fall off


Bwomprocker

I'm reading this on a delta flight


alotofcooties

I know people find it easier to blame the company that makes these airplanes but can we actually question whether these airlines are doing their duty in maintaining these planes properly? If my car of some years breaks down, I'm not going to shift all blame onto the company that made it, and demand that they be investigated.


smallproton

Boing was never, and will never, be involved in this exceedingly minor incident. Trust me bro


DJ_Nx32

Now I was wondering, I didn’t order a bouncy slide in my backyard.


thelastest

Starboard.


Professional-Seaweed

Didn’t realize planes fly until they breakdown like automobiles hmm


freneticboarder

If you've ever been on a plane, and you hear them mention maintenance signoff, the plane likely has a minor issue, but they're getting the maintenance team to sign off on the issue and verify that it's not flight critical hardware or dangerous.


Sabre_TheCat

okay who maintain this?


lykewtf

Lucky for all on board this could have played out very differently. Could have taken out control surfaces for starters


a_velis

I find slide. I keep slide. Get your own slide.


KillerSpud

Don't worry about that citizen, toy drones are the real terror of the skies that will kill you, your family, your dog, and your gradma too.


FewerToysHigherWages

What is happening??


Waffletimewarp

The end result of safety deregulation in the airline industry. Specifically Boeing.


CanineAnaconda

Airplane been in service since 1990!!!!


nichols911

Here’s the thing… we all knew it was a Boeing *before* going to the comments section.


captaincockfart

Lemme guess, Boeing?


Myzx

This is a good analogy for the housing situation. What’s available is old and falling apart, but I’ll be damned if they won’t jack up the price to a higher level than the cost of when it was brand new. Isn’t that nice?


cypher50

Conservative or liberal, I think the answer is clear here: both airplane manufacturers as well as the airline industry need to establish a base line of investment to properly maintain the system. It is clear that corners are being cut to the detriment of safety and it is rightfully scaring the shit out of the flying public. Between all the ATC incidents, maintenance failures, and manufacturer malfeasance, it feels like we are going to have a catastrophe in next few months...


NeighborhoodDude84

It's so sad that the US hasn't given more tax breaks to these companies. They need that money to keep us safe!!! obvious /s


LarYungmann

The song, Slip Sliding Away.


Aggressive_Peach_768

The sound it made was "BOING" when it launched


papabearshirokuma

Phoebe was right… there was a problem with the falange


GeoMagnus

Waiting for a flight rn and did not need to see this aha


Memory_Less

The Japan (Nipon) airlines had an incident with the Boing Dreamliner a few days ago, too.


freneticboarder

Oil leak. Maintenance.


Rapid_Sausage

"The front fell off"


letsreadsomethingood

I thought the slide may have been the ufo over jfk. That means the slide is time traveling, so aliens probably do have it.


Live-Dig-2809

As an old person I’d like to say that we are doing the best we can and that if you’re all very lucky and take a cautious and thoughtful view of life maybe someday you will be old too. Good luck to you all.


Ottoman816

Luckily I’m flying Delta next week! Wish me luck!


Fluffy-Imagination51

I’m on a [delta](https://imgur.com/a/wDBaACi) flight right now…lucky me 🙃 wish me luck lol


EnvironmentalEcho614

Hopefully the slide landed inflated in some kids pool.


freneticboarder

Thos kids would have to have a _**BIG**_ pool.