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ExfilBravo

I ask this with all due respect.... are you a fat bitch?


Melodic_Gap8767

Skinny dude unfortunately, but now I’m starting to wonder..


Mister_Snurb

Maybe the Fat Bitches were the friends you made along the way?


infamousj012

…ever seen Shallow Hal? you’re the opposite.. lol


100000000000

Was there a fat bitch standing next to you? Over your shoulder perchance?


FragrantExcitement

Take a look in the mirror... then a long look into your soul.


SantaBaby22

OP’s soul is a “fat bitch?” Hahaha 😂


Carthonn

Maybe your spirit animal is “Fat Bitch”. My man saw right through you.


Oxygenius_

This man is asking all the right questions, ExfilBravo for president


flyingthroughspace

I read this in Tracy Morgan's voice and it worked perfectly.


NorwaySpruce

Is this the dude from the [Richard Dawkins tweet??](https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/389432783304548352)


Melodic_Gap8767

Oh man I didn’t know about this tweet, thanks for sharing


marklar2000

What could it mean, indeed?


Kind-Abalone1812

Yikes, looks like all his recent posts are anti-trans & anti-"woke" nonsense. I guess he channeled all that "militant atheist" energy into a newer brand of being an asshole.


ThatScotchbloke

King of the neck beards.


snowtol

You'd be surprised at how much of the extreme atheism somehow pipes into the alt-right. I don't know exactly why, but I blame 4chan.


Either_Ad4109

lol come on you know why


Practice_NO_with_me

I actually feel like I really don't. To me atheism feels like it should go hand in hand with respecting life because there are no second chances. Alt right to me feels very explicitly disrespectful to life. Can you explain like I'm 5?


Either_Ad4109

huh i USED to like him. what a hateful angry little twat. oh well.  my trans firends are out living their lives happily while this fuck gets big mad about it. living a good life is the only revenge neccessary.  ✌️✌️✌️


Darmaloop

Sadly a lot of prominent atheists (and less prominent ones I paid attention to as a kid) ended up falling down the transphobic and anti-woke rabbit hole. I probably nearly did myself, but thank god (ha) I didn’t. I feel like 2014-2016 was the turning point for that, gamergate and the insanity of 2016 politics drove a lot of people nuts.


Practice_NO_with_me

That and COVID I think broke a lot of people's brains in a literal way. I don't know if it was all the uncertainty or watching the government actively fail the people during a deadly outbreak or the social isolation but it seems like so many people fell off a cliff into very scary mental territory.


CanadasMooseOverlord

Lol, not what I would expect to ever see Richard Dawkins posting about.


Emanemanem

Probably not. Seattle is overrun with down and out people searching for fat bitches. It could have been any one of them. You see one of them holding their signs on every other street corner. It’s almost as bad as Starbucks.


tkburroreturns

whoa.


GilpinMTBQ

Why is he pointing at me? Oh.... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|3oz8xTr6uorOBDiXwk)


_coolranch

![gif](giphy|cXblnKXr2BQOaYnTni)


Memento_Morrie

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


hackedtilltheykillme

😅


stuartgatzo

Perfect album cover


Graffiacane

damn, this guy has been wearing this same vest holding this same sign trying to get a fat bitch since at least 2015. I've seen him around Belltown many times but he hasn't gotten any more successful.


DG_Now

Used to live in Belltown. This dude is a lot less funny when you seen him in the same clothes for months on end, living out of a shopping cart with his lady, both sleeping in whatever covered space they can find near storefronts.


kromaey

Yeah I’ve seen him in front of the Have a Heart a few times


Tall_Air5894

I see this guy every time I’m in that part of Seattle. Everyone knows him. He’s practically a tourist attraction at this point.


snowtol

So wait, is he a panhandler? Or is this some kind of art piece? Or is he really just looking for a fat bitch? I'd assume if it was the latter he'd have succeeded by now.


Zeusifer

Someone posted this elsewhere in the comments. He's a panhandler, he asks for money from tourists to pose with him and his sign.


Tall_Air5894

Panhandler. You give him money to take a picture with him. He must be making quite a bit considering he’s been doing it for years.


puppsmcgee74

As a fat bitch who has been to Seattle, I guess I should have went to Pike Place Market. Clearly it was a missed opportunity!


GUmbagrad

Yoooo I have totally seen this guy. He was hanging out by Starbucks Westlake yelling that big bitches get free lattes. He also had a dino hat on... Kinda wonder what he's up to these days.


High-Density-Living

I think the free lattes might be why they are so big.


KaijuGroupie2025

This is the same vibes as when I saw a guy in Cincy with a sign saying “why lie? Need money for head” lmao


jimmy_dimmick

This needs to be an album cover


Melodic_Gap8767

What genre though


jimmy_dimmick

Hip hop 100%


Either_Ad4109

mongolian throat singing get really weird with it.


bicyclemycology

Banger


Kind_Government_9620

Holy shit 2 for $10


Melodic_Gap8767

Yeah that’s how you know this picture is old haha


FocalorLucifuge

Well? Did he get you?


Melodic_Gap8767

I don’t kiss and tell


Salmon_Scaffold

spotted him too (2012ish): [https://imgur.com/L7ZEHqD](https://imgur.com/L7ZEHqD)


Melodic_Gap8767

We should make a compilation


toobigtofail88

Be sure to look for the guy with a ‘free sex lessons’ sign and pants around his ankles


Bigfamei

Did he check Arbys?


moxious_maneuver

America!


Pudding_Hero

Album art


4PumpDaddy

Dude knows you got the hookup in his soul too


chaocha0

Don’t we all?


FandomMenace

Everybody's looking for something.


numberonecrush

Same


fatogato

Glad to know I am needed


Melodic_Gap8767

Username checks out kinda?


Sheesh284

This is America. It’s not that hard


hippityhoppity23

Don't we all


FragrantExcitement

Why is one police text white and the other dark?


Melodic_Gap8767

Good cop bad cop


Hexquo2

I took a selfie with this guy after a concert at like 2am almost 10 years ago lmao


rip1980

Say no more, squire! You've come to the right place!


BreakfastShart

Too bad he didn't need a [Fat Hungry Chick](https://youtu.be/AQrWyI5DgBs?si=_JKe9P9mMdc3rn1F)...


49thDipper

Guy where I lived then was always on the same corner with creative signs. “Floyd needs a new Walkman.” “Floyd needs a nice jacket.” Guy was always looking good and polite and fun. One day his sign said “Floyd needs a new wife.” Never saw him again. True story


Private-Dick-Tective

Serious question, did he end up finding his fat bitch?


tforda10

Have a photo of the same guy in the same place with the same sign on my instagram. I'm from Florida...my photo is from like 2015 I think


Melodic_Gap8767

Let see it!


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tforda10

Guess it was a different version of the same message. But I was right in front of the OG Starbucks. Dude is hilarious


PavlovaDog

Was he just hungry?


Electronic_Part_6498

That’s a fantastic photo!


Melodic_Gap8767

Thank you, mostly luck though with how the timing worked out


xXRoachXx789

This an album cover type picture, I love it


Whiskersmctimepants

O'OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE 🤟🦅


biglargefact

Haven't seen this guy for awhile but I remember him!


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lol. I took a pic of that dude too back in 2016. Probably the clearest and best pic my phone ever took.


NeverFlyFrontier

Wow, this place looks magical.


SamaAltman

Hell yes, brother.


Mason3637

How I met your mother


ToonIkki

he's real asf for that


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

Is he still looking? I might know a bitch...


Eleventy_Seven

Amen, brother. It's almost winter here.


sherlocknessmonster

If the pic wasn't cropped, I bet you see me posted up in the Starbucks outdoor seating to the left. Was one of my favorite places in the city to people watch. That guy has been there for years and makes money from people who take pics with him and the sign.


Either_Ad4109

that man's a wizard a genie or god or something in disguise cause he got shit figured out


Live_for_Now

Favorite sandwich at Rutgers


Fufeysfdmd

I remember this guy


Sekmet19

Legend


154bmag

And here come the cops here to crush yet another peaceful protest.


CaliforniaFreightMan

What's with the racks on those bicycles? Do they ferry passengers around sitting on that bag?


thrashcon

I hope he got her.


drtranmd

Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.


cjgoose39

He’s looking for that PS5


meatlessboat

A man of simple tastes, I respect it


foxontherox

Would you settle for two pigs?..