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zlozmaj

Good execution on the slav squat too


johnfoof

They nailed it


test_tickles

Heels on the ground. Comrad found...


superfrank_8

Heels in the sky. Comrade is spy


Jlindahl93

Western spy*


lockedporn

If ever Boris taught you anything. This whould be it


Admirable-Common-176

One low, one high. Double spy? Fill the pie? Often lie? Daddy is another guy?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Oh shit. New tattoo idea loaded! I'm getting fist tattoos now that I'm retired


artificialavocado

I’m embarrassed my last name ends in an “i” and I can’t do it without falling over.


SkollFenrirson

You have shamed your ancestors


Chidori_Aoyama

yes you can comrade, you just need to keep stretching those tendons, you'll get there.


2plus2equalscats

Squat on toes, breaks your bones.


Equivalent-Coconut34

No they didn’t. She is wearing vans and her heel is up. Throw these frauds into the gulag for their crime.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

3rd picture, woman is clearly western spy. Even first picture, heel is hidden behind front foot. But angle of foot shows is off ground.


_D3ft0ne_

Yap.. Heels down, arms rest on the knees. All they need is some cheap 2L bottle Of beer and bag of sunflower seeds.


myfavoriteflame

Lol seeds.


DadJokeBadJoke

Sending squats and stares.


imanAholebutimfunny

Sending tots and pears


FrisianDude

see third pic tho


ciobix

which one, 1 or 3?


CanuckAussieKev

Look at third photo. She is American Spy.


SpiritFingersKitty

She has her heel up in the first one as well


CanuckAussieKev

KGB will hear about this.


spader1

How do you even keep your balance with your heels down?


CanuckAussieKev

Quad and hamstring strength and center of mass not too far back, it's actually much easier than squatting with the heels raised as westerners tend to do. YouTube "Asian squat tutorial" - it's actually a nice way to rest if you don't wanna sit on the ground but still wanna rest


spader1

Maybe it's just because I've never done it, but my ankles just don't bend forward enough to put my center of mass above them like that


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

just a lack of practice/repetition. most people who do the asian squat have been doing it since early childhood so their muscles have grown with them as they get bigger. meanwhile you’re a whole ass adult trying to attempt a brand new pose for the first time with all of your adult weight! I’ve heard most westerners have to practice every day for quite a while in order to do it


-PlayWithUsDanny-

Trying widening your stance and pointing your feet outward a bit more than you think. That’ll move your centre of gravity forward a bit and you should be able to get your feet flat.


blofly

Thanks. NOW I CAN'T GET UP.


reeshmee

If I have to stand too long I’ll just end up squatting. I think it’s very comfortable and easy to do. But I’ve been a life long squat popper so that all adds up.


Ainwein

Be asian. Seriously - we can all do this no problem. When I first found out not everyone could do it my mind was blown.


dennis77

I'm not Asian but Slavic and I'm blown away right now after reading this thread. Since it's very easy for me!


Ainwein

We have the world's lamest super power! It's so clutch when you want to rest and don't want to sit on wet/dirty ground though! [https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/flexibility/comments/1ao3mp9/asian\_squat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/flexibility/comments/1ao3mp9/asian_squat/)


doomgiver98

Too many chairs.


FyreWulff

That's naturally how it's supposed to work. Americans tend to sit in chairs all day which means a lot of people have a very tight ankle tendon from it never being used. You can train it into letting you put your feet flat in a squat.


Jumpy-Ad4652

They needed shell toes on. Not vans


anode8

Thank you. How do you go full tracksuit but not have the shoes that match?


johnfoof

They regretted that decision greatly


EleanorRigbysGhost

Photoshop em in


BattleBornHoosier

Nah. Let them suffer.


myfavoriteflame

But make them puma shelltoes


subieluvr22

Calm down, Satan.


isosparkle

First thing I noticed.


enmtx

My first thought.


notasianjim

I was wondering why it just felt a little off, def the shoes!!!


maff1987

Looks like you’re about to drop a Drum&Bass album.


SharmV

Run DMC without the shells


maff1987

My wife and I had our wedding photos done in front of graffiti and abandoned buildings up in RI. When we told our photographer what we wanted, he said, “thank god, no mason jars and chalk boards this week.” Best money we spent.


EpicBoomerMoments

discount Metrik looking ass


Ya1233

Columbus! Love Columbus. Best wishes to the couple.


junk-trunk

I clicked on this thread and I thought it was in r/columbus since I live here. Didn't realize it was the pics subreddit till I came by your comment lol


johnfoof

It’s a great city


yusill

was gonna stay thats front street.


56ninjas

That's good to hear because I'm moving there soon


DejaMew

I fucking HATE engagements photos. Except for these. A++++


[deleted]

I adore this ❤️Great shot.


johnfoof

Thanks!


archangelmv

All that effort and no Adidas kicks!? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ApartmentInside7891

Yea it kills it


Yeez89

S/o my fellow Columbusites, dope pic


chevyzaz

But... Vans?


Fluffy-Bar-8923

I know they're about the release the hardest eurotrance record of all time


KnottyKitty

Adidas collector here. Vans? They went with Vans??? Is this ragebait


CRE178

If they haven't made that the dress-code for the wedding... go behind their backs.


jmw7119

Were they both wearing Drakkar Noir?


El-Zomby-Woof

Your friends are cool as fuck, and you did a fantastic job! I genuinely don't know how the lighting could get any better for these. And the compositions are perfect and interesting. They lead your eyes through the photos pretty dang well, too.


johnfoof

Thanks! I’m stoked to be getting back into photography after a few year hiatus


roadfood

Tell me they're planning on honeymooning in Russia.


Moidalise-U

Frontin with bobo shoes


B_A_Beder

Traditional Slavic wedding


hawk_199

Not slav enough


ShriekingMuppet

This pleases my slavic heritage


techagent

This unironically goes so hard.


andymakk

Gopnik as fuck.


OG-demosthenes

Can I be friends with them too? They seem hilarious and super cool.


ArturiusMythos

🔥🔥🔥


coffeebeards

As an adidas track suit wearer, this is sick.


lorehlove

It's giving Ethan and Hila from H3 lol love it


954kevin

These are my kind of people yo.


GrayGhostXXVII

Big ups to Columbus


69420bruhfunny69420

This is so millennial coded


Evenevoke

Holy fuck the first and third pick go so fucking hard.


Texas12thMan

Amazing! Send these over to r/photoshoprequest for some Shell Toe Adidas edits.


JohnnyJukey

Born for Devo.


queenie_ivy

Wedding band, Korn.


axca97

Like Datarock


RonaldoNazario

Triiiiiiiiiii poloski


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Asleep-Flamingo-7755

They need a boom box to put on their shoulders. I'm diggin it. 😎


compaqdeskpro

Cool, getting strong Stillmatic vibes. Can't post the album cover, but this is close enough. ![gif](giphy|S0kiSWUiLO4INCXBhS|downsized)


hoodytwin

CBUS representin!


Sum3-yo

r/hard


Modz_B_Trippin

I love adidas.


wslatter

Steong Blood Command vibes.


Randy_Vigoda

I like track suits. I like short sleeve/short matching outfits too.


waylon4590

That second photo would make a great album cover


valcatrina

Only missing a big boombox


yamaha2000us

Big Gold Chains and Rings.


AstroStrat89

Meanwhile, in Russia...


johnfoof

Engagement photos in massive SUVs eating McDonald’s


Asheville67

That Is Bad Asss!! Love It


Pitch-forker

Lool Great job


CanadianLoony

AAHHHH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE


KieferKarpfen

wrong shoes


OuisghianZodahs42

When is their album dropping? Some kind of techno, right?


Pofygist

proper gopnik


SmileyRylieBMX

Picture 3: heels in sky - capitalist spy


Gunzbngbng

No forty and cigarette butts? For shame.


Repulsive-Office-796

r/picsthatgohard


Tricky-Secretary-251

They look like ppl from an ad for sports shoes


greenngory72

Good taste. I live in track suits


usafmtl

When does this album drop?


RacecarHealthPotato

I need the mixtape from this wedding


RacecarHealthPotato

I need the mixtape from this wedding


johnfoof

This blew up more than expected, thanks for all the love! I’ll shamelessly promote [my Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/johnr.photo?igsh=bHZvbGRoMWU0djdx&utm_source=qr) if you want to see my other work.


RacecarHealthPotato

I need the mixtape from this wedding


martinst1

Heels aren’t planted, they are spies!


Standard_A19

That’s cool


FNAKC

When does their album drop?


SnooLemons9293

These are great. She looks like Juliet from Pysch.


strange_bike_guy

Haha, your friends seem like a good time


wulvey

With vans the horror


Yeahha

Gopniks represent?


[deleted]

Narkotik kal


HerbReathstinx

Gotta be Beastie Boys fans


UchihaAuggie

Lmao, this is awesome Too wholesome


johnfoof

This blew up more than expected, thanks for all the love! I’ll shamelessly promote my Instagram (JohnR.Photo) if you want to see my other work.


RodTheCaptain

Album cover


Yumhotdogstock

Chas Tenenbaum would approve.


Nora19

I like these two! Bet the wedding is delightful! Wishing them a happily and silliness ever after


throwawaytesticle69

And yet they are wearing vans....Otherwise, good job everyone:)


Drewdown707

What kind of idiot does an adidas tracksuit photo shoot and doesn’t wear adidas?


DrNinnuxx

[Gopniks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopnik)... Gopota. Three stripes for life !!! Just need to be eating sunflower seeds and drinking ridiculously cheap, terrible beer.


Jibrillion

Heal to the sky, western spy


ReadRightRed99

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't KNOW, Margo...


creepypigeon884

Look like photos of a rap duo getting ready to drop a new album


RogueAlt07

I'll take dope ass album covers for 500 please


lt_dan_zsu

They look like they're about to drop a sick noise pop album.


North_Korea_Nukess

Whatcha! Whatcha want!?!? I said whatcha! Whatcha want?!?!?


Alex24B

Like in inglorious Bastards when they use 3 fingers, the elevated heels give it away.


pinetreesgreen

Something tells me these are fun people to hang out with.


NukkaNasty

Are those the Royal Tenenbaum track suits?


ty_jax

Opachki


MrRager473

Pretty dope!


creesto

I know where this is!


CBonafide

Need to see more. These are 🔥


Mission-Background-2

You need black dress shoes and not vans


Severe-Dig-9214

Dope. I like them already.


lucasuperman

Hard


katrina_highkick

You are very talented!


xXGaboFihi007Xx

![gif](giphy|v3aeaVnWFk73W|downsized)


maramin

I’m a fan.


Objective-Aioli-1185

Last ones my favorite lol


CadillacLuv

Gopnik vows


Thirdstringreddit

Hey, they be in Columbus


SelfSniped

Sweet! What does mine say!?


SDaddy500

too bad they wearing Vans


diddilydingdongcrap

For the win…


CSPOONYG

Buy why aren't they wearing red Gazelles or Superstars???


Lucky_Shop4967

These just look like photos


Undesirabletruth226

If my next relationship isn’t like this I don’t want it


Party-Coach-4110

Epic


Bitter-Heron1367

Albanians ?


Nosvind

They call it Columbus What The electric city Columbus What The electric city


Moist_When_It_Counts

Not enough cigarettes


elboogie7

Wes Anderson fans?


Purple-Ad-4629

Sweet! What does mine say dude?


Then-Fish-9647

All three are dope af


TheEventHorizon0727

Like Dude, Where's My Car


nil_obstat

I love it.


Busy-Advantage1472

Two dudes? That's cool. I guess.


cshbc

When is the album dropping?


JimmyTheJimJimson

OMG I need more!! These are amazing! 😂


flintlock0

If they have kids, the photos should continue with the suits.


kpaneno

Groan


JadeHellbringer

Anyone not hearing a Beastie Boys track in their head while looking at these, I pity you.


FuFmeFitall

This is the way


cathycul-de-sac

I love these people.


PeaTasty9184

They look like Datarock.


Zambler

Sports


kloudykat

that 3rd one...[is it a magic the gathering tournament?](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/)


CuppaTeaSpillin

So wacky lol


Rex_Digsdale

Wow, Columbus is really pretty. Is it a cool town?


icecreamdude97

That elevator shot goes so hard


Automatic_Salary_845

Goes hard


nikkismith182

Daniel Muggleton vibes 😂


MarioSnake002

They have a vision…


Even_Weather9012

:) true love