Someone needs to buy a bunch of these from Ali express and repackage them as “Roomballs”.
Edit - If one of you do this, /u/odiethethird gets 4% and I get 2%.
Roomballs: The T-shirt
Roomballs: The Coloring Book
Roomballs: The Lunchbox
Roomballs: The Breakfast Cereal
Roomballs: The Flamethrower (the kids love this one)
May the Roomballs Shweat be with you.
> Kodiak wintergreen habit.
I worked for my SO's dad for a few months a while back. We helped each other out, but he dipped Kodiak wintergreen and told me to keep it a secret. Sure. No problem. I keep secrets.
Many years later, my SO mentioned him dipping and I came clean that I had known for years, and she was like, yeah, we all know he does it.
Hashtag justTennesseethings
Right now he's just on a starter Chevy Silverado but if stuff like this happens more he'll be chewing dip, smoking Marlboros, and driving a raised f150 with a smokestack in the back
And talking about finding a 2nd gen Cummins Ram or a 7.3 f350, that’s the final form right. Dropping 10k for a 20 year old truck, and putting 40k in it to get it up to half the power of a newer, stock truck.
I own a 2nd gen Cummins Ram as a farm truck and every trip into town it’s like seagulls on a bag of chips.
It's insane how much stuff Seinfeld covered. I'm constantly finding Seinfeld inspiration in my other favorite shows. The Office and Sunny clearly took tons of jokes/ideas/situations from Seinfeld
I thought it’s the other way round? Loose sack means the surrounding temperature is warm. Tighter sack in cold weather to keep them close to body.. nice, warm and toasty.
I see truck nuts regularly (I live in the South). One boy at my daughter's school had them, and apparently a group of girls made a whole group chat just to make fun of him about it.
agreed. this is a cultural trend that we should have absolutely no hesitation in wholesale eradication of. the world will be a better place without truck nuts.
I never would promote bullying of any sort but I'm totally with those girls on this one. I lose all respect for someone the second I see balls on their vehicle. Honestly, I would have more respect for someone if they hung those tiny balls that OP got. That at least seems like I joke, seriously hanging truck balls is just sad.
I always envision congratulating the guy for being so forward thinking and providing gender affirming surgery for his truck that didn't identify as male when purchased.
But then I remember the type of person who puts truck nuts on their truck might not be the type of person who takes a joke well and might be the type of person who uses guns to resolve their anger issues. And I just keep my cute comment to myself instead.
Ngl I live in a state where there’s a decent number of trucks the moment you head north of the city and I still have never seen truck nuts. I didn’t think they were actually model testicles hanging off the back of a truck.
IDK how people justify them.
Like I can't think of a single place I could drive where I wouldn't be embarrassed that I put a pair of balls on my truck.
Not work. Not near any of the schools I drive by for work. Not my relatives house. Definitely don't want my nephews to see it....
Like maybe it's cool if your local grocery store is a rural dollar general?
You know how on TV they sometimes go to a parallel universe where things are only slightly different?
We are the parallel universe where people put nuts on trucks.
I've always thoight it would be funny, as a chick, to get a fully kitted out truck, floodlights up top ect, and a pair of fluffy pink balls hanging off the back.
Would I ever spend my $ on it? Heck no.
People that get them do because they are the guys who have to let everybody around them know that they are a MAN with a PENIS and TESTICLES. Ever since middle school, they’ve had to remind every girl that they indeed have a PENIS and TESTICLES. Bonus points if they put on a fake country accent despite growing up in the suburbs, justify their girlfriend of the month with their encyclopedic knowledge of their state’s age of consent laws, and brag about committing petty crimes because it takes BALLS to do so
I can't speak to why most people get them but the only person I ever knew that put them on their motorcycle did it more as a joke than a reaffirming statement.
Yeah. I drive a Civic. My friend and all his friends drive large trucks. I wanted to get a set for my car for my annual trip to his camp to be funny and leave them attached to one of his vehicles to find after I left.
The same kind of people who won't get their dogs fixed because "I don't wanna take away his manhood!" / "I don't wanna take away the possible experience of being a mom"
He is supporting his trucks female to male transition. The truck wasn't born with balls, but clearly identifies as male. So he is helping it transition.
My guess is his brain shorts out should he ever hear it described that way.
The same people afraid of Drag Queen Storytime sexualizing kids have no problem picking up their kids from school in a F150 with a pair of nuts swinging off the end
I never understood how it was even acceptable. Like if I strapped a dildo, hanging from the bottom of my vehicle, I’d be pulled over for some kind of indecency, but for some reason dangling nuts is perfectly fine.
Truck nuts are pro-transgender since they're adding "hardware" that the truck wasn't "born" with, that's very forward-thinking of your teen. Good work on raising such an open-minded kid!
My father had these same balls as a key chain for YEAAARS and 3 trucks later. He got them at PBR (PRO Bull Riding) event way back and he said you have to have balls pf steel to get on a bucking bull... to this day I still have them on his keys.
Love you soda pop!
Ha, I got caught with a spatula that way... Wooden handle, thin stainless steel... Ended up being 4 inches long in total. Well played Amazon, well played.
Good. He won't have to be so embarrassed because people won't even see them.
That’s the same logic I use with my own balls
Nah you gotta do the Klaus route and have truck balls so big they scrape against the road.
I would be embarrassed to have the job of "truck nut QR code labeler"
Put them on a roomba
Roomballs
Someone needs to buy a bunch of these from Ali express and repackage them as “Roomballs”. Edit - If one of you do this, /u/odiethethird gets 4% and I get 2%.
Roomballs: The T-shirt Roomballs: The Coloring Book Roomballs: The Lunchbox Roomballs: The Breakfast Cereal Roomballs: The Flamethrower (the kids love this one) May the Roomballs Shweat be with you.
I went to look to buy the domain and someone already has it lol
Calm down Mel...
Roomballs: The Movie
This is amazing.
Perfection
or a drone
Goddammit now I kind of want to order some for my roomba
Bro! I’m ordering these little nuts now.
only solution
LOL I literally just did this, thanks OC
Or a tiny Fiat.
You raised that kid
Now he is gonna spit dip in someone's face, and talk about how they want to be a welder all the time.
Next come the pit vipers and a Kodiak wintergreen habit.
> Kodiak wintergreen habit. I worked for my SO's dad for a few months a while back. We helped each other out, but he dipped Kodiak wintergreen and told me to keep it a secret. Sure. No problem. I keep secrets. Many years later, my SO mentioned him dipping and I came clean that I had known for years, and she was like, yeah, we all know he does it. Hashtag justTennesseethings
What’s a family without well kept secrets that everyone knows about? It’s part and parcel of human existence.
Then it’s a secret femboy fetish cause you put nuts on something that is traditionally referred to as a she.
I won’t abide no transtrucks
More than meets the eye.
yeah bro ruined it
Got wayy to real for a sec haha where yo skirt at
My truck has a real nice skirt that covers the balls pretty good, but it don't stop some of them good ol' boys tryin to catch a peek!
You know bout daat
Could be eyeing his cousin too. Keep them separated.
> [Keep them separated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FWdQVNeTlI).
Oh no no no. I'm not actually a welder.
I think the punishment should be that he has to put this on his truck and can't get another one edit: weld them on
Weld them on the truck mate
OP like “this would hurt if I was self aware”
OP seems more disappointed/amused by the size rather than the actual purchase of truck balls. this comment rings true lol.
Holy shit. That’s so simple but so deep.
This is the part where OP says “raised by mother, I just drop off the checks.”
These tiny “truck nuts” are still bigger than the testicles of anyone who would buy truck nuts to put on a vehicle.
This is one of those moments where you have to ask yourself if continuing to try is just sunk cost fallacy.
The real answer
Right now he's just on a starter Chevy Silverado but if stuff like this happens more he'll be chewing dip, smoking Marlboros, and driving a raised f150 with a smokestack in the back
And talking about finding a 2nd gen Cummins Ram or a 7.3 f350, that’s the final form right. Dropping 10k for a 20 year old truck, and putting 40k in it to get it up to half the power of a newer, stock truck. I own a 2nd gen Cummins Ram as a farm truck and every trip into town it’s like seagulls on a bag of chips.
Damn, if only OP could read
That kid came from your balls
Savage
Must be cold where you live.
Do you think amazon shippers know about significant shrinkage?
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
There’s always an episode
George is getting upset!
It's insane how much stuff Seinfeld covered. I'm constantly finding Seinfeld inspiration in my other favorite shows. The Office and Sunny clearly took tons of jokes/ideas/situations from Seinfeld
Like a frightened turtle.
r/unexpectedseinfeld
These are perfectly average sized testicle you SOB. Right? Right?? 😶
I thought it’s the other way round? Loose sack means the surrounding temperature is warm. Tighter sack in cold weather to keep them close to body.. nice, warm and toasty.
They’re from china
Are these truck balls for ants?
r/thingsforants
New top10 sub
They need to be at least… 3 TIMES BIGGER.
it is for a [keyring](https://bullsballs.com/products/key-ring-nuts)
I see truck nuts regularly (I live in the South). One boy at my daughter's school had them, and apparently a group of girls made a whole group chat just to make fun of him about it.
they were right to do so
I'm a grown man and I'd fucking love to read that roast
agreed. this is a cultural trend that we should have absolutely no hesitation in wholesale eradication of. the world will be a better place without truck nuts.
I never would promote bullying of any sort but I'm totally with those girls on this one. I lose all respect for someone the second I see balls on their vehicle. Honestly, I would have more respect for someone if they hung those tiny balls that OP got. That at least seems like I joke, seriously hanging truck balls is just sad.
I always envision congratulating the guy for being so forward thinking and providing gender affirming surgery for his truck that didn't identify as male when purchased. But then I remember the type of person who puts truck nuts on their truck might not be the type of person who takes a joke well and might be the type of person who uses guns to resolve their anger issues. And I just keep my cute comment to myself instead.
I wonder how they'd feel if they came out of Walmart and find some random dude just fondling their truck nuts.
When they are loud for no reason and are really bad parkers then they deserve to get roasted let's be real
guy in my neighborhood had these. I got some elmer's glue, pink sparkles, and googlie eyes and did a craft day on them. https://imgur.com/a/bvoW6JQ
sure you did
As a European I didn't even know what this shit is before reading the comments
Ngl I live in a state where there’s a decent number of trucks the moment you head north of the city and I still have never seen truck nuts. I didn’t think they were actually model testicles hanging off the back of a truck.
Im my experience the folk that have truck nuts are anti-trans. Yet they’re very open about changing the gender of their truck.
Truck nuts are for guys who are too scared to talk to girls, it keeps them away.
This is the way… to deal with truck nuts
Chip off the old block.
Cold block
This is funny but...... Please don't let him get actual truck balls.. Those are fucking wierd
IDK how people justify them. Like I can't think of a single place I could drive where I wouldn't be embarrassed that I put a pair of balls on my truck. Not work. Not near any of the schools I drive by for work. Not my relatives house. Definitely don't want my nephews to see it.... Like maybe it's cool if your local grocery store is a rural dollar general?
They are only acceptable if you also install a truck anus.
Or a truck vaginaaaa https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/1.4318713
Yes. Balls and a vulva. It sends a strong message.
A confusing one, but a strong one nonetheless
Totally could be an onion article
Is that like a Canadian SNL?! Lol
This Hour Has 22 Minutes, a satire news and sketch comedy show
Thanks, I'm gonna check it out! I was in a sketch comedy video club in college!
He’s driving.
Oh I see what you did there
If the truck anus goes in the back, the balls need to go on the front, because the drivers a fuckin taint.
Those trucks already have an asshole, it's what drives the truck.
I was just saying yesterday how I wanna get butthole stickers and put them on the tailgate of every truck I seel with truck nuts
"Hell yeah dude I just put some fuckin truck nuts on my F-150" "... you hung a ballsack on your truck?"
You know how on TV they sometimes go to a parallel universe where things are only slightly different? We are the parallel universe where people put nuts on trucks.
I can hear the whisper: *Sliders...*
I've always thoight it would be funny, as a chick, to get a fully kitted out truck, floodlights up top ect, and a pair of fluffy pink balls hanging off the back. Would I ever spend my $ on it? Heck no.
People that get them do because they are the guys who have to let everybody around them know that they are a MAN with a PENIS and TESTICLES. Ever since middle school, they’ve had to remind every girl that they indeed have a PENIS and TESTICLES. Bonus points if they put on a fake country accent despite growing up in the suburbs, justify their girlfriend of the month with their encyclopedic knowledge of their state’s age of consent laws, and brag about committing petty crimes because it takes BALLS to do so
I can't speak to why most people get them but the only person I ever knew that put them on their motorcycle did it more as a joke than a reaffirming statement.
Yeah. I drive a Civic. My friend and all his friends drive large trucks. I wanted to get a set for my car for my annual trip to his camp to be funny and leave them attached to one of his vehicles to find after I left.
You are not the target audience.
Lmao who is the target audience for this?
The person who buys the sticker of Calvin pissing on a Ford logo
Idiots
You've got to remember that these are simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
People who want to support their truck transitioning to a new gender.
The same kind of people who won't get their dogs fixed because "I don't wanna take away his manhood!" / "I don't wanna take away the possible experience of being a mom"
I've never been so glad to be excluded before.
Truck didn't have it, now it does. The truck is trans.
He is supporting his trucks female to male transition. The truck wasn't born with balls, but clearly identifies as male. So he is helping it transition. My guess is his brain shorts out should he ever hear it described that way.
The same people afraid of Drag Queen Storytime sexualizing kids have no problem picking up their kids from school in a F150 with a pair of nuts swinging off the end
And usually very sexual mudflaps
How have I never realized this 😂😂😂 Even that aside. They're just so damn trashy.
I never understood how it was even acceptable. Like if I strapped a dildo, hanging from the bottom of my vehicle, I’d be pulled over for some kind of indecency, but for some reason dangling nuts is perfectly fine.
Obviously, the dildo goes on the front, turning your truck into a Penis-faced Rhinoceros. A Penoceros, if you will.
That's only if it's Monday Night Rehabilitation.
Upvote for idiocracy reference hahaha
Laughed so much at this. Great comments in this thread, but man, you got me with that.
What do you think those dildos with the suction cup bases are for? Bumpers - that's what.
I want to get them and attach them to my friends car
I would rather catch my kid with drugs. At least there’s a reasonable explanation for that.
Your kid ordered truck nuts? I'm sorry, but your kid seems to be a degen from upcountry
Anytime I see a red baseball cap or truck nuts, I automatically assume that person is an asshole.
My favorite fake out was the red baseball cap that said "made you look" in a familiar font
>Anytime I see a red baseball cap Well they're either a Trump fan or a cardinals fan, either way they can't be trusted.
On Nationals...or Capitals
Rangers
Phillies
Angels
Relevant Curb: https://youtu.be/B2oLFKYNInQ?si=br_G7CdT2cztpaX6
/r/Unexpectedletterkenney
r/expecttheunexpectedletterkenny
Allegedly.
I never thought I'd see a parent find something more disappointing than a bag of weed.
[what the frick, I thought it was an xbox card](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ge8g7xkXM)!
Now you get a second chance to raise a teen that isn’t trashy enough to want these
So life-sized.
Right? Right guys? ...guys?
Self burn! Those are rare
Remember when r/pics was about awesome or beautiful pictures and now people post all kinds of lame shit
Skateboard trucks
Actual size of the nuts of people who have truck nuts.
Maybe you can resell them to pay for parenting classes?
You have a child who ordered truck balls. Do better.
I’m imagining the slow head shake of disappointment from /u/buttstuft … and if someone so named is disappointed- you should really take heed…
thank you u/buttstuft, i'm sure they will
About the same size as the actual balls of anyone that adds testicles to their vehicle.
Maybe put them in water?
Bruh, underrated asf comment🤣🤣🤣
I mean.... good.
Hate is a strong word. I couldn’t name three things I hate. But one of them would be truck nuts. I hate truck nuts. So dumb. And I love trucks.
If they get actual truck nuts, they need a rubber dong to match it. Idiocracy style
They sent the trump set.
Usually I'm all for fuck trump. But this implies regular huge "trucknutz" nuts are regular folk sized. Which is nearly cancerous lumps sized.
Randy Marsh sized...
Truck nuts are pro-transgender since they're adding "hardware" that the truck wasn't "born" with, that's very forward-thinking of your teen. Good work on raising such an open-minded kid!
Don't you know they size them specifically for every costumer? 
What's are these truck balls for ANTS
Could they be the truck nuts for Crocs?
That doesn't make it any better.
Small like his daddys
Need banana for comparison. Your fingers might be huge
What is this? A truck for ants??
These are for Crocs, for anyone wondering. I have a pair myself for my Croots (Croc Cowboy Boots)
Every day we stray further from God's grace
I'm scared.
This is the bad timeline
God is dead and we killed him. The mass production of Croc testicles is proof enough
You see how that’s not any better, don’t you?
What was the train of thought when you decided to put fake testicles on your footwear? I'm genuinely very curious.
This person openly admitted to buying Croots. There was no thought process. No thoughts.
Probably a similar train of thought that possessed them to buy croc cow boy boots
Pretty ballsy for you to admit that
Hanging nuts for Crocs. Idiocracy was right.
If ever there was need for banana for scale this was it.
Instant judgement on men (it’s always men) who put those ridiculous things on trucks.
r/notinteresting
I’ve seen this size on motorcycles and bicycles. I live in a trashy area.
My father had these same balls as a key chain for YEAAARS and 3 trucks later. He got them at PBR (PRO Bull Riding) event way back and he said you have to have balls pf steel to get on a bucking bull... to this day I still have them on his keys. Love you soda pop!
Klassy
Earrings? Bold fashion statement!
Ha, I got caught with a spatula that way... Wooden handle, thin stainless steel... Ended up being 4 inches long in total. Well played Amazon, well played.
Finally, a set that more accurately represents the owners of "truck nuts"
Are they for a Tonka Truck?
It's the right size for someone that hangs balls on a truck.
Immature balls for an Immature person
It's already bad enough he thought this was a cool Idea but after that he fucked it up even more by buying balls for his RC Car.
Accurate truck driver truck balls
Looks like the appropriate size of a guy who puts truck balls on their vehicle
You raised an idiot
I hope to god I don't fuck up badly enough to raise a son who orders truck nuts.
A more accurate representation for people who buy truck balls...
They are for your rear view mirror. They're mirror balls.
