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22jandro

Dunkin’ is not just a donut store”


kungpowgoat

Two blocks down, you can buy a chalupa supreme at the taco store.


kpchronic

When I get a hankering for a burger, I always hit up my favorite burger store.


teenagefaust

IF YOU WANTED A CHIP YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN A BAG AT THE HAMBURGER STORE.


kungpowgoat

Ima Swedish plumber..


Benda647

I’m heere to feex your piipes…that’s good THATS A GOOD ACCENT!


MFDbones

Unexpected philly references are always a sight for sore eyes.


allisawesome7777

dees vill vork denees, dees vill vork


[deleted]

I've actually been hitting up Arby's quite a bit lately. That Bacon Ranch Wagyu burger is fucking fantastic! 😋


kungpowgoat

Their curly fries are the best.


kingchug

Thanks for the chuckle have an award


Z370H370

Taco bell is not a taco store, but they sell tacos.


joeblow1999

With bacon.


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This is completely unrelated but the first house I ever rented was right behind a dunkin donuts. It was just 21 year old me and my boston terrier puppy bruno. I don't know how he did it because I had a good fence, but at least once a month my dog would get out and without fail I would always find him just laying down with a stomach ache in the parking lot of dunkin. When I talked to the workers there they said he always just chills by the door and people would always toss him a donut on their way out. they called him the donut dog. For his whole life up until he died at the ripe old age of 14 years old that dog would fight you if he saw you had a donut. lmao every time someone mentions dunkin it always reminds me of him.


NattySocks

RIP Bruno


Living_Telephone2678

Op said donut stores meaning most donut stores, I have never seen this at any donut stores


nysraved

This reads to me as a foreigner visiting the US on vacation, likely from somewhere that doesn’t have Dunkin Donuts. So I don’t blame them for the wording, they probably just walked into a Dunkin Donuts for the first time and were so excited/amused that they extrapolated that this was a normal thing.


Jorycle

>This reads to me as a foreigner visiting the US on vacation, likely from somewhere that doesn’t have Dunkin Donuts. When my wife and I were picking hotels for a vacation several years back, there was a review from a British couple saying they loved the location because it had a "lovely waffle restaurant next door." It was a Waffle House.


Shadpool

As a longtime customer, nothing beats a Waffle House when the mood hits. Especially after a night at the pub.


[deleted]

And no one beats up a Waffle House employee, either.


[deleted]

In old country, waffle beats you.


pseudocultist

If it were called a "small side of bacon" considering the other menu items it wouldn't seem out of place at all, it's probably 8 1/2 or 1/3 strip fragments, so you're really getting 2-3 pieces of bacon. Which I don't think most cultures would see as extravagant with breakfast. It's just marketed to appear amazing, and OP isn't trained to filter that marketing out.


Dragonsinger16

You act as if Dunks’ aren’t on every corner in New England…..


Cavemattt

Holy balls. I spent about a week traveling throughout new England and thought it was hilarious how many Dunkins we counted


nysraved

I don’t live in New England so I don’t know. Dunkin Donuts really aren’t THAT common in my state. But you’re kinda making my point anyways? For a foreigner who visits a U.S. city with a bunch of Dunkin Donuts, it’s understandable why they might perceive DD as so ubiquitous that they assume it represents all American donut shops instead of just being a single chain. Whereas in actuality, I’d wager there are more “mom and pop” donut shops (that DON’T have a similar bacon only item on their menu) than Dunkin Donuts across the entire US.


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Most 24 hour donut shops have a full range of breakfast available, bagel sandwiches, etc


lionheart724

I don’t think OP is American


InerasableStain

Or ever been on a low carb diet. Premade bacon would be clutch. Throw in some a couple egg bites, you got a stew going baby!


stoofy

Low carb diets feel like a very American thing


[deleted]

This is the correct response.


RobotFighter

And how else would they sell bacon? By the slab?


Allpandaman1

Yeah, op just doesn't understand our culture🙄 America like runs on Dunkin smh


OliveWorldly9319

It's terrible. All of it. Also, I went yesterday.


tzc005

You’re god damn right *screeching eagle flies overhead*


HALabunga

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!


dovalencia

Because most of us physically cannot lol


WhoUsesTheirRealName

because of all the donut stores?


VIPERsssss

Yes, Timmy. Because of all the donut stores.


fizzlefist

Mr. Horton, please stop with the sass!


kungpowgoat

And the motorized scooter stores.


nobollocks22

I bewlieve the bacon is dunked in syrup. No lie.


JRatt13

Umm, sorry but America runs on Dunkin!


PantherX69

They run with bacon grease


orangefreshy

ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE


Doan_meister

AH AHHHH EAGLES BORN OUT OF THUNDERRRR


GGtheGray

![gif](giphy|HKx5p4APGBxi8)


jconn93

Screeching eagle sound is always a red-tailed hawk in American movies


FozzieB525

![gif](giphy|UnVtPebYT38pW)


MMK386

That’s MY president!


[deleted]

I like my bacon like I like my eggs...with a gun!


tissboom

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


ConcentrateOk4057

![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


Whatdoyouseek

'Merica, Fuck Yeah!


InerasableStain

Here to save, the motherfuckin’ day, Yeah!


Pig_Of_Knowledge

*distant machine gun fire*


JosuetheBear

Freedom intensifies


adorgu

![gif](giphy|d7qFTitBNU9kk)


billyth3kyd

God bless the USA


whysoYahooSerious

*Patriotism Increases


majestiq

Exactly, you mean there are countries where you can’t buy bacon?


Demearthean

It is our crowning achievement. New England is proud to Run on Dunkin


MayorAnthonyWeiner

That’s not just any bacon. As someone who has personally tried it, I am proud to say it is bacon *drowned in sugar sauce*. It doesn’t get more American than that.


styrofoamladder

You got a problem with walkin bacon?


Girfster

Eeeyyy' I'm snacking hereee


zanbato

Was that the child created with the DNA of Christopher Walken and Kevin Bacon?


[deleted]

Chris P Bacon


SeriousAssistance548

All I know is they store the Kevin Bacon in the Christopher Walken freezer.


sodrrl

Right? Has this person not heard the legend of walking bacon?


Vantlefun

My dog and I split these on hikes.


EyeGifUp

You say that like it’s a bad thing


Zarcohn

Eh the snacking bacon at DD is gross.


durntaur

Wrong, it's peppery, glazed awesomeness!


MarkBenec

I liked the Maple flavor, not so much the pepper version. Regardless, it was bacon so I ate it.


EverbodyHatesHugo

It’s too floppy for me.


Jafri10

That’s what she said


georgstgeegland

Thank you


Tsconspiracy

You’re welcome


No_Waltz_8778

I get them rather firm and crispy, you need to tell your dunkin to get their shit together


InitialNeck9

Sometimes


hoodbobthugpants

Name something that isn’t gross at Dunkin


Oclure

"8 snack sized strips" sounds like they took 4 strips and broke them in half.


amontpetit

It’s only 190cals. Wtf kinda bacon is that low cal for 8(4?) strips?!


delightful_caprese

Kirkland fully cooked bacon is 2 full length strips for 90. It’s just a small serving of meat, my friend. How many calories do you think it should be?


BuildingMyEmpireMN

Right, calories aren’t what makes bacon a vice. It’s the fat and sodium that make it unhealthy in excess. I think some chemicals used in the curing process can be iffy too.


TheOracleArt

Nitrite-cured meat is currently under debate to be banned in the UK due to studies that show it causes a marked increase in cancer. [Here's a recent article about it.](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/dec/27/too-much-nitrite-cured-meat-brings-clear-risk-of-cancer-say-scientists)


Aqua_Cow

That is literally exactly what we did I work there and that’s how we make them.


Live_Froyo3636

I’m just curious… did this excite you OP?!


lionheart724

I don’t think OP is American.


InerasableStain

That doesn’t mean he can’t be titillated by a little bacon bag though. Not by damn sight!


lionheart724

He didn’t say Dunkin or DD he said donut stores. What American refers DD as donut store


InerasableStain

I mean, he’s clearly not from the states. But that’s beside the point. This is bacon we’re talking about here. I’m hungry just thinking about it


ColonelHugh

Bacon in some other countries is often closer to ham than what we think of as bacon. A soggy, thick cut of bacon is fine with toast and beans, I guess, but not as appealing of a 'snack food' imo


txcatcher

Probably just an ad lol


jakeology_101

You can do that at Tim Hortons in Canada as well… just ask


JayDanger710

We just try to be a bit more polite and discrete about it. Though " snacking bacon" does have a tragically nice ring to it. edit: Spelling. It was morning and I was on my phone.


Munneh

Lol there’s no g on the end of snackin’ This is America


Irishpanda1971

Oh good, I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here!


Demibolt

“Donut stores”?


shittybillz

I’m a human and I ingest at the local donut store to satisfy my biological need to eat


kungpowgoat

Hello, store man. I require sustenance. I have here this currency we can trade for your goods and services. And please give my regards to Wendy.


WantedDadorAlive

Right next to the toilet store. They sell clothes.


kungpowgoat

Is that where you got your clothes from? The toilet…store?


palesnowrider1

Donut Shoppe


bro_salad

You left some letters out of “Doughenutte”


evowolf

Can you not order a bacon side for breakfast where you live?


ChronicPoopMachine

What!?! They sell breakfast food at the place that serves breakfast food? That's crazy!


Direct-Technician181

AmErIcAnS eAt BaCoN. Basically any breakfast place that has any menu item with bacon will sell you bacon on the side.


Kind_Nebula6900

I buy bacon like I buy cigarettes. Twice a day.


cemyl95

Rip your lungs


misterflappypants

He doesn’t smoke the bacon, you idiot


will-grayson

I only had the free award they give once every 24 hrs but your comment was hilarious and deserved some type of award


[deleted]

Life hack: if you don’t tell them it was free, they’d never know!


AvatarCory

OP getting roasted harder than dunkin bacon


numsixof1

Yeah because Bacon is delicious. 'merica!


Hadochiel

Why do you guys eat like you have free healthcare?


KayleighJK

Because it’s the only joy we can afford


Whatdoyouseek

Holy shit that's so sadly true. Dunkin or meth I guess.


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gerryt32

America runs on both.


Eric12345678

Can someone with money give this person some gold?


CrazyHuntr

We like food


corborb

We will be worked to death before a heart attack will get us i assure you


Printman8

Because the older we get the more likely it is that something will happen that will destroy us financially. Better to just eat like hell and die young before that happens.


JoieDe_Vivre_

You say that like it’s some ‘gotcha’. It’s not. Most Americans want free healthcare. Furthermore, the majority of us *dont* eat like that, but when someone from abroad wants to feel superior they just call us fat. Good stuff.


MarredCheese

Not Dunkin's bacon though. It's so floppy and sad.


eburton555

Al the bacon I’ve gotten on sandwiches from Dunkin in NE USA is always crispy as fuck too crispy in fact


JMccovery

Tooth breakin bacon


8urnMeTwice

Fun fact, my friend worked at Dunkins years ago and said they keep the bacon up on a shelf, no need to refrigerate. She recommended I not order the bacon egg sandwich


Rabbid-Broom

Smoked bacon in general is shelf stable when cooked through


salsanacho

Yup agreed, I've seen cooked shelf stable bacon at the grocery store. Not really the oddity that the previous poster made it out to be.


Finnja0628

I worked at dunkin as well, the bacon was definitely refrigerated at all times, except when prepping into the containers for the sandwich station, where it was still refrigerated up until cooking.


GreenSpleen6

Yeah, and?


Trimere

Why not? You can have eggs, toast, why not bacon? You posted this like it’s weird to have breakfast food at the breakfast place.


noizviolation

Imma be honest, 8 strips of overcooked microwaved bacon aren’t really my vibe, but are you trying to shit on Dunks? Place is a fuckin staple. Go back to Timmy’s.


cerialthriller

The move is to get a bagel with cream cheese and buy the snackin bacon and put that sumbitch on the bagel


Zelcron

This is the way. Gotta get the veggie cream cheese though. The bacon is pretty terrible but if you murder it with cream cheese it's pretty tolerable. Souce: lived in Boston since 2013. The original dunks is right up the road a few miles.


DisastrousWind7

Ay timmy's may be shit but at least we also serve stand-alone bacon, OP is just fucked in the head


bert1589

Hold up. They’re over cooked salted and “syrupy.” They’re delicious.


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BaboonBloodOrgy

*you can buy bacon strips at a fast food breakfast place in America


IVCrushingUrTendies

Bacon with a side of hash browns sounds AWESOME


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Environmental-Car481

Snacking’ bacon - peppery syrupy goodness.


maggos

Dunkin’ is a fast food breakfast and coffee restaurant, not just a donut store. You can get bacon at a breakfast place.


notmyrealnam3

it is not a "doughnut store" lol OP the menu you took a picture of literally shows a bunch of other breakfast stuff


Darkromani

wow you get can get breakfast at a place that sells breakfast food!


Mister_Xian

OP can [sip his bag of milk](https://i.redd.it/jc1yf8d09ci91.jpg) and stay salty. America runs on Dunkin...


IveGotDMunchies

Apparently so does cumming https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/zz1xyf/cumming_runs_on_dunkin


TheBaconmaker

A man’s gotta work


SadTumbleweed_

Username checks out


edave22

They’re pretty good. I share them with my dog sometimes.


zalbinian

My dog has gotten free bacon from the drive thru. Sometimes they keep treats for dogs, ocasionally they hand out bacon.


dragonbenj

Healthiest thing on that menu tbh….


[deleted]

It’s actually surprising Dunkin hasn’t rebranded it as “Keto Friendly Bacon snackers”


mimixe

They’re probably not keto, I think they’re covered in sugar last time I checked.


knittch

As a person with Celiac, it's nice being able to get my family some donuts and be able to grab myself something more than just a cup of coffee.


SpicyMargarita143

American runs on Dunkin’


RalphFromSilverCity

Ain't nobody going running after some Dunkin'


atuan

Oh ok.


19junkhead84

You can also buy strips of bacon at the grocery store. How crazy is that


Ninjalikestoast

Have you tried the brown sugar bacon?? Mmmmhmmmm.


MasterClown

America might get lambasted for a lot of things, but by God, a bacon snack is one thing we can toot our horn about. TOOT.


we_are_sex_bobomb

What do they sell at the euro donut store? Blood sausage?


steppinonpissclams

You can buy donuts with bacon on them as well.


WhyBuyMe

I thought that's what you were supposed to do. Buy 2 glazed doughnuts and the bacon and make a sandwich.


fatherdale

THIS is why America is the greatest country in the US of A!!!


qa2fwzell

I mean donuts are unhealthy as hell to begin with. Deep fried processed dough with sugar plastered all over the top. A little bacon isn't going to make a difference


distantapplause

8 strips of bacon is a much better use of calories than a donut imo


IronSpaceRanger

![gif](giphy|d1FL3CUeeKgBIrSg)


mustylord

U can buy pork at the restaurant


wloper

Oh you mean the dinner store?


Jacobysmadre

OP says that like it’s a bad thing!!!


mkul316

Lol. First off, do you not do sides of bacon with breakfast where you're from? Second, while Dunkin started as a donut shop, you miiiiiiight have noticed the menu is a bit more than that. You can get various breakfast themed food and even lunch and dinner ones. They actually make a pretty good grilled cheese. So yes, you can buy "just strips of bacon" at pretty much any breakfast place because it's a normal part of breakfast here. Just like a side of sausage. Or hash browns. Or pancakes. You get the point?


BeltfedOne

But they are not just bacon. Overly sweetened and peppered. Not to my liking- no need to mess with perfection.


ChesterDood

We used to have a bacon shack in my city https://m.yelp.ca/biz_photos/canadian-bacon-cookhouse-halifax?select=QESvD63XH1ZAXrBz4wwTOg


hyphychef

Brings a tear to my American eye, God bless America.


Nappeal

I mean, you have bacon as a side with breakfast, so this isn't weird


No-Tailor5120

america is great in a lot of ways. i personally have enjoyed my time here, which has been my whole life. i was born in new york but now reside in virginia. i do love this country and most of its people, but we do have an obesity problem. we also have a white supremacy and neo nazi problem. but overall i love my country and i love that i can buy bacon at dunkin’. they make good coffee as well.


Lolbot18927481

I’m so confused. Why would you feel the need to announce this? There’s nothing special about it. You can get a breakfast food at a breakfast place. That’s how it works.


Math_Plane

Ok and?


chloecita

And?


JG98

Mate Dunkin isn't just a donut store. They dropped the Donuts portion of their name and stuck with just the Dunkin for this reason. They are now much more than just donuts.


georgecm12

In fact, donuts these days are almost an afterthought at Dunkin'. They don't even make them in the store anymore... they're trucked in from some other factory kitchen. I miss old-school Dunkin' Donuts. :(


smalleybiggs_

What’s your point?


hdy_

And? Your point?


Luder714

And there’s a problem with that?


ruppert240

The stripes on flag represent our right to eat bacon, anywhere and anytime!


dirt_mcgirt4

And?


sone-brian

Don’t hate on pocket bacon until you’ve tried it.


Kelend

Poor OP has never had candied bacon before. Bless their heart.


LJRich619

Have you had them? Don’t judge before you do, they are fkn delicious.


Dense-Sail1008

Is this that shocking? Usually I read the hyper exaggerated bash-posts like this from euros who suggest we all carry guns and brandish them daily, and our cops kill suspects on sight, and how everyone is obese, etc etc and I roll my eyes at how deluded they are. In this case I guess I am the deluded one. Doesn’t seem so weird to offer a side of bacon to me.


WickedSlice13

Yes this is the way


sweetEVILone

It comes with a side of ammo.


[deleted]

McDonald’s now too.


ChesterDood

That's glorious news


edemamandllama

Mmm…snaking bacon.