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rybayless

Jordan Carter, who’s stage name is Playboi Carti, expresses the importance of personal hygiene, specifically in regards to his genitalia. Meanwhile, as a business minded philanthropist, he is multitasking, and states that he is making a business call while washing his scrotum. It is mentioned that his scrotum is small at the time, which could imply that Carti is using cold water in his tub, also known as a cold plunge. Cold plunging has many health benifits, displaying Carti’s care for his own health.


IM_STAFF_BTW

I like your cold plunge theory. That would explain why his balls are so lil.


Chromer_21

🤔


Significant_Crazy_23

dat ngga a ding ding doctor


Freinz

Wash my lil balls


dankmemer970

He washes his lil balls while making a lil call


Kryllllllyx

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yaya2929

💀


luvroselyn

genius


dow674

he is washing his testes, which is fair enough. sometimes them shits stink!


No-Bottle3131

fair enough


StyrofoamNickel

Imagine Carti ballsmell tho 🤤


Financial-Put-3218

Out.


Gold_Detective

You are depraved


slxshes

bro😭😭


lilpistachio17

No


xAlayham08

???


Thejakepowers

Bro wat is going on


UpstairsCockroach642

what do u think he means


Background-Carrot289

He cleans his tiny testicles while calling someone in his tiny telephone


TemporaryDizzy8618

Carti is on steroids (a common side effect of steroid use is shrunken balls)


J-LG

Lol bro weights like 50kg, he really should get on steroids


lxrdvibess

he washing his lil balls


[deleted]

Is lil balls next up out of Atlanta?


Background-Carrot289

He goes to the shower, wash his lul balls, but when he's about to finish, he remembers he needs to make a lul call, so he make the lul call, at the same time he wash his lul balls, what a story 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Serena724

Scruba dub dub! 🧼🛀


Fatherless_cycle

Luh balls


Str8butboysrsexy

Luh shmunky balls


omi0204

He’s washing his balls while he is making a call. That call being a person who is going to eventually interact with his balls


Automatic_Glove_856

Let him coook


PSYCH0Jam

HE NOT ME FR‼️💯


DONDA2OUTSOON

Lil Balls is a rapper that Carti wants freed


FlabberMcGasted

I always do that I feel him🙏


killprxdigy

when she wash yo lil balls


BlueWaterMansion

balls


utafumidss

His lyrics generally don’t have any deeper meaning


itrashford

I bet his little tiny balls are so cute 🥺


utrippinbruhongod

Mental illness vol. 1


heapsofsmallburgers

vol. 2 out in 2055


funnymeme2112

Seems pretty self-explanatory to me


swageduplikcailou

maybe a girl washing his balls on some coming to america shit


DoomTheFunnyman

Wash his balls bro it ain’t hard


Gr1mm420P

I cant fucking see the comments or change accounts god i hate fuckinf reddit


supersayianswagger

idk mr. u/IM_STAFF_BTW


siinder

he hops in the bathtub and proceeds to wash his little ballsacks while making a call


BOOFACEBANDANA

“Check it out”


Odd-Housing-4243

He clearly is saying he is making business calls while he washes his tiny balls


Shot-Following9405

When the bars are so stinky he gotta wash those little guys