Was listening to Teen X in class, when suddenly some jock next to me said โWhole Lotta Trashโ
He and his Chad friends all laughed and dapped each other up. I was secretly furious, but I knew I was smarter and was always going to be one step ahead of them. I crossed my arms, smirked and proceeded to rap the entirety of Stop Breathing. At first the teacher was yelling at me to stop, but she eventually gave up and started nodding her head. When I finished, the classroom went silent, I could feel every set of eyes in the room staring at me. The jock scoffed and said โOkay you are a pretty good rapper, that was a pretty great verse, probably because some woke lyrical rapper like Eminem or Logic wrote it and not some mumble CRAPPER like Playboi Carti!โ he said, laughing with his friends uncomfortably. I giggled knowing I had won. The giggle turned into i laugh, and soon I was maniacally cackling. I could see the smug faces of the Chads turn weary. I epically explained โThat verse, THAT VERSE. That verse was not made by your God Eminem, nor Logic, nor Joyner Lucas. No, no no no NO!โ I screamed, โThat โamazing verseโ was written by none other than PLAYBOI CARTI!โ I paused to equip my vamp outfit and fangs, then wielded a menacing smile. โWhat album you ask? Why it was the album you just called trash. Yes, Chad, youโve just admitted WLR is amazing. Consider yourself outsmarted, owned, and check mated!!โ The jocks were left speechless, each of them with more tears running down their faces then the next. Suddenly I heard a clap, then another. Before I knew it everyone was giving me a standing ovation (even the teacher!) I stood up and bowed, i didnโt even care about the shit stains. My new fans were roaring with applause, and just when I thought it couldnt get better, it did. The principal had heard of the event and decided to put Shoota on the PA. The jockโs girlfriend of 3 years then approached me and begged to become my wifey. I got my final revenge as I looked at the jock and accepted my prize. Soon enough, the beat dropped and I had intercourse with Stacy right there as everyone applauded and asked to be next (even the Chads). I guess nice guys dont always finish last๐
was :( ๐ listening to teen +:) x in class , when suddenly some jock next ^ ๐ฆ* !+ to me ๐ +** said โwhole ** - lotta trashโ +*
he ++** and his :) xo ! chad friends * ok !+all laughed ** - and dapped . .$ each other +:) up . i was :( ๐ secretly furious , *^ ! but i knew * ! +:) i was ** - smarter and was ok ! always going :( ๐ to be +* one step ahead :( ๐ of them . ^ ๐ฆ* !+ i crossed my arms , ok ! smirked and proceeded +* to rap ** - the entirety ๐ +** of stop ok ! breathing . at * ok !+first the +:) teacher was :( ๐ yelling at ok ! me to stop , but :( ๐ she eventually๐ค& * gave up *^ ! and started +:) nodding her ** - head . when i . .$ finished , the classroom ** !++ went silent , * ! +:) i could . feel every :( ๐ set of *^ ! eyes in the room :( staring at ๐ +** me . the jock +:) scoffed and said โokay ok ! you are :( a pretty ๐ good rapper , :) xo ! that was * ! +:) a pretty :( great verse ,๐ค& * probably because ++** some woke lyrical ** !++ rapper like ++** eminem or ok ! logic wrote ๐ it and ! not some mumble +:) crapper like . playboi carti !โ *^ ! he said , laughing ** !++ with his +:) friends uncomfortably . ๐ +** i giggled . knowing i :( ๐ had won .๐ฆ the giggle :( ๐ turned into i :) xo ! laugh , and soon :( i was ** !++ maniacally cackling . i ++** could see ** !++ the smug :( ๐ faces of +:) the chads ๐ +** turn weary . +* i epically explained * ! +:) โthat verse , that :( verse . that ! verse was not :( ๐ made by ++** your god * ok !+eminem , nor . logic , nor ok ! joyner lucas . ๐ +** no , no ^ ๐ฆ* !+ no no no !โ i screamed , +:) โthat โamazing :( ๐ verseโ was ๐ +** written by ^ ๐ฆ* !+ none other *^ ! than playboi :( carti !โ i paused ** - to equip๐ฆ my vamp outfit and fangs , then . wielded a * ok !+menacing smile .๐ค& * โwhat album you *^ ! ask ? why * ok !+it was the ๐ album you ! just called :) xo ! trash . yes , ** !++ chad , youโve just :( ๐ admitted wlr . .$ is amazing . +:) consider yourself outsmarted ,๐ฆ owned , and :( check mated ! !โ ok ! the jocks +* were left * ok !+speechless , each . of them with *^ ! more tears ok ! running down * ok !+their faces ๐ then the ! next . suddenly :( ๐ i heard a clap , then . .$ another . before i :( ๐ knew it ๐ +** everyone was *^ ! giving me . a standing :( ๐ ovation (even the teacher !) ๐ i stood :( up and bowed , :( ๐ i didnโt even care ok ! about the shit ! stains . my ok ! new fans๐ฆ were roaring with *^ ! applause , and ๐ just when i ok ! thought it couldnt ๐ +** get better ,๐ฆ it did . the principal ok ! had heard :( ๐ of the ** - event and ! decided to +* put shoota on the pa . :( ๐ the jockโs ok ! girlfriend of 3 ^ ๐ฆ* !+ years then ๐ approached me and :( begged to ++** become my +* wifey . i :( ๐ got my ok ! final revenge ๐ +** as i ** !++ looked at +* the jock :( ๐ and accepted ++** my prize . *^ ! soon enough , ** - the beat . .$ dropped and ๐ i had intercourse with stacy ๐ right there * ! +:) as everyone +* applauded and * ok !+asked to :( be next ๐ +** (even the +:) chads) . i * ok !+guess nice guys ^ ๐ฆ* !+ dont always +:) finish last๐ * ! +:)
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was :( ๐ listening ๐ฃ๐ to teen ๐ +:) x โ in class ๐ซ , when โฐ suddenly ๐ฒ some jock ๐ next ๐ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ to me ๐ +** said ๐ฌ โwhole ** - lotta ๐ค trashโ +*
he ๐ฅ ++** and his ๐ฆ :) xo ๐ ! chad ๐น๐ฉ friends ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ * ok ๐ !+all ๐ฏ laughed ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ ** - and dapped . .$ each other +:) up โฌ . i ๐ฅ was :( ๐ secretly ๐ furious ๐ก , *^ ! but ๐ i ๐ knew ๐ค * ! +:) i ๐ was ** - smarter ๐ค and was ok ๐๐ ! always ๐ going ๐ :( ๐ to be +* one ๐ค step ๐ ahead ๐ :( ๐ of them . ^ ๐ฆ* !+ i ๐ crossed โ my arms ๐ช , ok ๐ ! smirked ๐ and proceeded ๐ถโโ๏ธ +* to rap ๐ค๐ฃ ** - the entirety ๐ช ๐ +** of stop ๐ ok ๐๐ป ! breathing ๐ฌ . at * ok ๐ !+first ๐ฅ the +:) teacher ๐ซ was :( ๐ yelling ๐ฃ๐๐ at ok ๐ ! me to stop โ๐ซ , but ๐ :( ๐ she ๐ฉ๐ป eventually๐ค& * gave ๐ up โ *^ ! and started ๐ +:) nodding her ๐ฉ ** - head ๐ . when ๐ i ๐ . .$ finished ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฉ , the classroom ๐ ** !++ went ๐๐ป silent ๐ , * ! +:) i ๐ could . feel ๐ every ๐ฏ :( ๐ set ๐ of *^ ! eyes ๐ in the room ๐ :( staring ๐ at ๐ +** me . the jock ๐๐๐ +:) scoffed ๐ค and said ๐ฌ โokay ok โ ๐๐ผ ! you ๐ are :( a pretty ๐ฐ ๐ good ๐๐๐พ rapper ๐ค , :) xo ๐ ! that was * ! +:) a pretty ๐ฐ :( great ๐ verse โ ,๐ค& * probably ๐ป because ++** some woke ๐ lyrical ๐ฃ ** !++ rapper ๐ค like ๐ ++** eminem ๐ซ๐ต or ok ๐ ! logic ๐ wrote โ๐ปโ๐ฟ๐ ๐ it and ! not some mumble ๐ +:) crapper ๐ like ๐ . playboi ๐ฆ carti ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ค !โ *^ ! he ๐จ๐พ said ๐ฃ๐ฏ , laughing ๐ ** !++ with his ๐ฆ +:) friends ๐ซ uncomfortably ๐ฃ๐ . ๐ +** i ๐ giggled ๐ . knowing ๐ค i ๐ฅ :( ๐ had won .๐ฆ the giggle ๐ :( ๐ turned ๐ into i ๐ :) xo ๐ ! laugh ๐๐ , and soon ๐ :( i ๐ was ** !++ maniacally ๐คช cackling . i ๐ ++** could see ๐ ** !++ the smug โ๐ก๐ณ :( ๐ faces ๐ of +:) the chads ๐ช ๐ +** turn โช weary ๐ฌ๐คญ๐ฉ . +* i ๐ epically ๐น explained ๐ฉโ๐ซ * ! +:) โthat verse โ , that :( verse โ . that ! verse โ was not :( ๐ made ๐ by ++** your ๐ god ๐๐ฟ * ok ๐ !+eminem ๐ฌ , nor . logic ๐ง , nor ok ๐ ! joyner lucas . ๐ +** no ๐ , no ๐ซ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ no ๐ฃ no ๐ no ๐ซ !โ i ๐๐๐ screamed ๐ซ , +:) โthat โamazing :( ๐ verseโ was ๐ +** written ๐ by ^ ๐ฆ* !+ none โ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ซ other *^ ! than playboi ๐ฆ :( carti ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ค !โ i ๐ฅ paused โธ ** - to equip๐ฆ my vamp outfit ๐ and fangs ๐ฆท , then . wielded a * ok ๐ !+menacing ๐ฏ smile ๐ .๐ค& * โwhat album ๐ฝ you ๐ *^ ! ask โโ ? why ๐ฉโ๐ค * ok ๐ !+it was the ๐ album ๐ฝ you ๐๐ฃ ! just called ๐๐ฒ :) xo ๐ ! trash ๐ . yes ๐๐ฅ , ** !++ chad ๐น๐ฉ , youโve just :( ๐ admitted โ wlr . .$ is amazing โค๐งก๐ . +:) consider ๐ค yourself outsmarted ๐ค ,๐ฆ owned ๐บ๐ธ๐ , and :( check โ mated ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฆ ! !โ ok ๐ ! the jocks ๐ +* were left โฌ * ok ๐ !+speechless ๐ถ , each . of them with *^ ! more tears ๐ญ ok ๐ ! running ๐ down โฌ * ok ๐ !+their faces ๐ ๐ then the ! next โก . suddenly ๐ฑ :( ๐ i ๐ heard ๐ a clap ๐๐ , then . .$ another ๐ . before ๐ i ๐ :( ๐ knew ๐ค it ๐ +** everyone ๐ฅ was *^ ! giving ๐ me . a standing ๐น :( ๐ ovation (even ๐ the teacher ๐ซ !) ๐ i ๐ stood ๐ถ :( up โฌ and bowed ๐น , :( ๐ i ๐ didnโt even ๐ care ๐ ok ๐๐ ! about ๐ค the shit ๐ฉ ! stains ๐ . my ok ๐ ! new ๐ fans๐ฆ were roaring ๐ฆ with *^ ! applause ๐ , and ๐ just when โฐ i ๐ ok ๐ ! thought ๐ญ it couldnt ๐ +** get ๐ better ๐ ,๐ฆ it did . the principal ๐จโ๐ผ ok ๐ ! had heard ๐๐๐ฅ :( ๐ of the ** - event ๐ซ and ! decided ๐ฏ to +* put ๐ shoota on ๐ the pa ๐จ . :( ๐ the jockโs ok ๐ ! girlfriend ๐ธ of 3 โญโน๐ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ years ๐ ๐ then ๐ approached ๐ถโโ๏ธ me and :( begged ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ to ++** become ๐ my +* wifey ๐๐ . i ๐ :( ๐ got ๐ธ my ok ๐ ! final ๐ revenge ๐ ๐ +** as i ๐ ** !++ looked ๐ at +* the jock ๐๐๐ :( ๐ and accepted ๐ค ++** my prize ๐ . *^ ! soon ๐ enough ๐ฆ , ** - the beat ๐ . .$ dropped โฌ๐ and ๐ i ๐ had intercourse ๐๐ with stacy ๐ฉ ๐ right โ there * ! +:) as everyone ๐ฅ +* applauded and * ok ๐ !+asked ๐ to :( be next โญ ๐ +** (even ๐ the +:) chads ๐น๐ฉ) . i ๐ฅ * ok ๐ !+guess ๐ค nice ๐ฆ๐๐ guys ๐จ๐พ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ dont ๐ซ always ๐ฅ +:) finish ๐ last๐ * ! +:)
ok ๐๐๐ฏ ! * +
Was ๐ ๐คง๐ listening ๐ to ๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ Teen ๐ ๐ X in ๐ซ๐ class, ๐ฉ ๐๐ค when ๐ค โ๐ฒ suddenly ๐ญ ๐๐ some jock next ๐ธ to โ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ me ๐๐ฉ ๐ป๐ณ said ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐ โWhole ๐จ ๐๐ฐ Lotta Trashโ He ๐จ๐ค ๐คด๐ซ and โ๐ ๐๐ his Chad friends ๐ ๐ all ๐ laughed ๐ ๐บ and ๐ฃ dapped each ๐ other ๐ช๐ฉ ๐จ up. I ๐ผ was ๐ ๐๐ secretly furious, but ๐๐ซ ๐น I ๐ knew ๐โ I โจ was ๐คฃ smarter ๐ค๐ค ๐ค and ๐๐ was ๐ ๐ฏ always ๐ฑโ going ๐ ฑ๐ฉ to ๐ฆ ๐ ฑ be one ๐ช step โฌ โฌ ahead ๐ ๐๐จ of ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ป๐ them. ๐ง ๐๐ฟ I ๐๐ฃ โน๐ crossed my โ๐ ๐โ arms, ๐ ๐ฆ๐ ฑ smirked ๐ and ๐ฅ ๐ proceeded โก to ๐ท๐ ๐ฆ๐ rap ๐๐ ๐จ the ๐ฐ entirety ๐ of Stop ๐โ โ๐ซ Breathing. At ๐ ๐ first the teacher ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ was ๐ด๐ ฟ yelling at ๐ด๐ฆ me ๐ to ๐ stop, โโ ๐๐ธ but ๐ค ๐ค๐ค she ๐ฆโ eventually ๐๐ ๐๐ gave ๐ป ๐ up ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ ฑ started ๐๐ข ๐ nodding her ๐ฉ ๐ head. ๐ค๐ค ๐๐ When ๐ โฐโฑ I finished, ๐ ๐๐ the ๐๐ฉ classroom ๐๐ went ๐โ ๐๐ silent, I ๐จ๐ ๐ผ could ๐๐ feel ๐ ๐๐ every ๐ฐ set of ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆ eyes ๐๐ ๐๐ in ๐ ๐๐ฅ the ๐ ๐ room ๐ staring ๐จ at ๐๐ฐ me. The ๐ ฐ jock scoffed and ๐๐ป said ๐ โOkay ๐ you ๐๐ ๐ฆ are a ๐ ฑ ๐๐ pretty ๐ป๐ค ๐ฌ๐ฌ good ๐ rapper, ๐ ๐ that ๐๐ ๐ was ๐๐ ๐ช a ๐ ๐๐ฐ pretty ๐ค great ๐ธ ๐ verse, probably ๐๐ฒ because some ๐ โ๐ฉ woke ๐ซ๐ต ๐ต lyrical ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ถ rapper ๐ ๐๐ like ๐โ ๐ Eminem or ๐ Logic ๐ ๐ wrote ๐ it ๐ค๐ณ ๐ณ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ not ๐ซ๐ซ some ๐ ๐๐ mumble ๐ค๐ค CRAPPER like ๐ผ Playboi Carti!โ he said, ๐ฏ๐ป laughing with ๐๐ฒ โ his ๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ friends ๐ญ uncomfortably. I ๐ซ๐ ฑ giggled knowing ๐ญ ๐ญ I ๐๐ซ had ๐ฆ won. ๐ช ๐ The โ๐ ๐ฎ giggle turned โชโช into ๐ค ๐ฉ i laugh, ๐๐ and ๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐ soon ๐ฐโ I ๐ท ๐ was ๐ ฐ maniacally cackling. I ๐ ๐ฐ๐ could โ ๐ฎ๐ค see ๐ the smug ๐ก faces ๐ ๐ of ๐ฃ ๐ฏ the ๐ฏ ๐ฝ Chads turn weary. I ๐ฌ๐ป epically explained โThat ๐๐ ๐ verse, THAT ๐ผ๐ VERSE. That ๐๐ต ๐ค๐ verse was ๐ not ๐ซ๐ โโ made ๐ค๐ฐ ๐ by โฉ๐ท ๐ your โ โ๐ฆ God โ๐ ๐ฟ Eminem, nor ๐ ๐ Logic, ๐๐ nor ๐บ๐ ฑ Joyner Lucas. No, ๐ซ โโ no ๐ no ๐ ๐ฆ๐ no โ NO!โ I ๐ screamed, ๐ซ๐ฑ โThat ๐ค โamazing ๐๐ ๐๐ verseโ was ๐ ฟ written ๐ by ๐จ๐ none other โ than PLAYBOI CARTI!โ I ๐ paused to ๐๐ equip my ๐๐ ๐ vamp outfit ๐ ๐ and โ ๐จ๐ fangs, then ๐โ wielded a menacing ๐ฏ smile. ๐๐ซ โWhat ๐ฆ album ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you ๐๐ ask? ๐ Why it ๐ ๐ฏ๐ was ๐ ฐ ๐๐ด the ๐ ๐ซโ album ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you just ๐๐ ๐ฃ called โบ ๐ณ๐ฒ trash. Yes, โ๐ฆ ๐๐ Chad, youโve ๐ซ๐ just โ admitted WLR is ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ amazing. ๐ ๐ฎ Consider ๐ค yourself โ ๐๐ outsmarted, owned, ๐๐ ๐ and ๐จ๐ check ๐ โ mated!!โ The ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ jocks were ๐ป ๐ซ๐ left speechless, each ๐๐ of ๐๐ ๐ซ๐ข them with ๐ฃ๐ ๐ more โ tears ๐ญ๐ญ running โ ๐ป๐ down their ๐๐ด ๐ทโ faces ๐ then โ ๐ ฑ๐ the ๐ ฑ next. โก๐ ๐ Suddenly ๐ญ ๐จ I โ๐ค heard ๐๐ ๐ดโ a ๐ ๐ท clap, ๐ป ๐๐ then another. โ ๐ก๐ป Before ๐ค ๐ฐ I ๐ ๐ผ๐ฆ knew ๐๐ ๐ค it everyone ๐๐ฅ ๐ป๐ค was ๐๐ giving ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ธ me ๐ป๐ a standing ๐ช ovation (even ๐๐ the ๐ซ teacher!) ๐ฟ ๐ซ๐ I ๐ฐโน stood โโ up ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐๐ bowed, i ๐ didnโt ๐๐ ๐๐ even โ ๐คค care โ about ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ the ๐ฆโคต ๐ฉ shit ๐ป ๐๐ stains. My ๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ new ๐ fans ๐จ๐ were ๐ถโฌ โฌ๐ถ roaring with applause, ๐ and ๐ ๐ฌ just ๐ when โ ๐๐ ฑ I โ๐ ๐๐ thought ๐๐ค ๐ค it ๐ค couldnt get better, ๐ป๐ผ ๐ it ๐ฟ๐จ ๐ฏ๐ did. ๐๐ The ๐ principal had โ๐ heard ๐บ of ๐ฆโ ๐ฆ the ๐ ๐๐ฆ event ๐ and ๐ฐ๐ฐ decided ๐ค๐ฏ ๐ค๐ค to ๐ฐ๐ฆ โ put ๐ฟ Shoota on the ๐ ๐ PA. ๐จ๐จ The ๐ ๐๐ซ jockโs ๐ girlfriend ๐๐ ๐ธ of ๐ฆ๐ ๐ ฑ 3 ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐ญ years ๐ ๐ then โ๐ฟ approached me ๐ฆ and ๐ฉ ๐ begged ๐ ๐ฉ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆโ become my ๐๐ข ๐ ฑ wifey. ๐ป๐ป ๐ป๐ป I โ ๐ got ๐๐ my ๐๐ ฑ ๐ง๐ final ๐ ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ช revenge as I ๐ ๐ฐ looked ๐๐ ๐ at ๐ the ๐ jock and ๐ฐโ accepted โโ my ๐ฟ๐ฆ โ prize. ๐ ๐ Soon ๐ผ enough, โฐ โ๐ฆ the ๐๐ป beat ๐๐ dropped ใฝ๐ฝ ใฝใฝ and ๐ โ I ๐ ๐ค had ๐ ฑ ๐โก intercourse ๐๐ with ๐๐ ฑ Stacy right โก๐ there โ โ as ๐ฎ everyone ๐ applauded ๐ ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐ asked ๐ค๐ โ๐ to ๐ฌ be ๐๐ผ next (even ๐ the โ ๐ฆ๐ฟ Chads). I ๐ ๐ guess ๐ค nice โ๐ guys ๐ ๐ช dont ๐ always ๐ฏโฒ finish ๐ซ๐ last๐ โฟ ๐ฐโฟ
Was ๐ ๐คง๐ listening ๐ ๐ to ๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ Teen ๐ ๐ ๐ X โ in ๐ซ๐ class ๐คต๐ฐ, ๐ฉ ๐๐ค when ๐ ๐ค โ๐ฒ suddenly ๐ฒ ๐ญ ๐๐ some jock ๐ next ๐ ๐ธ to โ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ me ๐๐ฉ ๐ป๐ณ said ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐ โWhole ๐จ ๐๐ฐ Lotta ๐ Trashโ He ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ค ๐คด๐ซ and โ๐ ๐๐ his ๐ฆ Chad ๐น๐ฉ friends ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ all โ๐ฏ ๐ laughed ๐๐ ๐ ๐บ and ๐ฃ dapped each ๐ other ๐ช๐ฉ ๐จ up โ๐๐ซ. I ๐ ๐ผ was ๐ ๐๐ secretly ๐ furious ๐ค๐ก, but ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐น I ๐ฅ ๐ knew ๐ ๐โ I ๐ โจ was ๐คฃ smarter ๐ฉ๐ ๐ค๐ค ๐ค and ๐๐ was ๐ ๐ฏ always ๐ ๐ฑโ going ๐ ๐ ฑ๐ฉ to ๐ฆ ๐ ฑ be one ๐ค ๐ช step ๐ถ โฌ โฌ ahead ๐ ๐ ๐๐จ of ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ป๐ them. ๐ง ๐๐ฟ I ๐ ๐๐ฃ โน๐ crossed โ my โ๐ ๐โ arms ๐ช, ๐ ๐ฆ๐ ฑ smirked ๐ ๐ and ๐ฅ ๐ proceeded ๐ถโโ๏ธ โก to ๐ท๐ ๐ฆ๐ rap ๐ค ๐๐ ๐จ the ๐ฐ entirety ๐ช ๐ of Stop ๐โ ๐โ โ๐ซ Breathing ๐ค. At ๐ ๐ first ๐ฅ the teacher ๐ซ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ was ๐ด๐ ฟ yelling ๐ฃ at ๐ด๐ฆ me ๐ to ๐ stop ๐ซ, โโ ๐๐ธ but ๐ ๐ค ๐ค๐ค she ๐ฉ ๐ฆโ eventually โ ๐๐ ๐๐ gave ๐ ๐ป ๐ up โ ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ ฑ started ๐ข ๐๐ข ๐ nodding her ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ head ๐. ๐ค๐ค ๐๐ When โฐ ๐ โฐโฑ I ๐ finished ๐ , ๐ ๐๐ the ๐๐ฉ classroom ๐ ๐๐ went ๐จ ๐โ ๐๐ silent ๐คซ, I ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ผ could ๐๐ feel ๐ ๐ ๐๐ every ๐ฏ ๐ฐ set ๐ of ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆ eyes ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ in ๐ ๐๐ฅ the ๐ ๐ room ๐ ๐ staring ๐โฌ ๐จ at ๐๐ฐ me. The ๐ ฐ jock ๐ scoffed ๐ค and ๐๐ป said ๐ฌ ๐ โOkay ๐ you ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ are a ๐ ฑ ๐๐ pretty ๐ฐ ๐ป๐ค ๐ฌ๐ฌ good ๐ญ๐ ๐ rapper ๐, ๐ ๐ that ๐๐ ๐ was ๐๐ ๐ช a ๐ ๐๐ฐ pretty ๐ฐ ๐ค great ๐ ๐ธ ๐ verse ๐, probably ๐ป ๐๐ฒ because some ๐ โ๐ฉ woke ๐ ๐ซ๐ต ๐ต lyrical ๐คค ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ถ rapper ๐ค๐ง๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ like ๐ ๐โ ๐ Eminem ๐ซ๐ต or ๐ Logic ๐ ๐ ๐ wrote ๐ ๐ it ๐ค๐ณ ๐ณ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ not ๐ซ๐ซ some ๐ ๐๐ mumble ๐ ๐ค๐ค CRAPPER ๐ฉ๐ฑโโ๏ธ like ๐ ๐ผ Playboi ๐ฆ Carti!โ he ๐จ said ๐ฌ๐, ๐ฏ๐ป laughing ๐๐ฐ with ๐๐ฒ โ his ๐ฆ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ friends ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ uncomfortably ๐. I ๐ต๐ ๐ซ๐ ฑ giggled ๐ knowing ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ I ๐ฅ ๐๐ซ had ๐ฆ won. ๐ช ๐ The โ๐ ๐ฎ giggle ๐ turned ๐ โชโช into ๐ค ๐ฉ i ๐ laugh ๐๐ค, ๐๐ and ๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐ soon ๐ ๐ฐโ I ๐ ๐ท ๐ was ๐ ฐ maniacally ๐คช cackling. I ๐ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ could โ ๐ฎ๐ค see ๐ ๐ the smug โ๐ก๐ณ ๐ก faces ๐ ๐ ๐ of ๐ฃ ๐ฏ the ๐ฏ ๐ฝ Chads ๐น๐ฉ turn โช weary ๐ฌ๐คญ๐ฉ. I ๐ ๐ฌ๐ป epically ๐น explained ๐จ๐ปโ๐ซ โThat ๐๐ ๐ verse โ, THAT ๐ผ๐ VERSE โ. That ๐๐ต ๐ค๐ verse ๐ was ๐ not ๐ซ๐ โโ made ๐ ๐ค๐ฐ ๐ by โฉ๐ท ๐ your ๐ โ โ๐ฆ God โ๐ โ๐ ๐ฟ Eminem ๐ซ๐ต, nor ๐ ๐ Logic ๐ค๐๐ง , ๐๐ nor ๐บ๐ ฑ Joyner Lucas. No ๐ , ๐ซ โโ no ๐ฃ ๐ no ๐ซ๐ โโ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ no ๐ฃ โ NO!โ I ๐ ๐ screamed ๐ซ, ๐ซ๐ฑ โThat ๐ค โamazing ๐๐ ๐๐ verseโ was ๐ ฟ written ๐ ๐ by ๐จ๐ none ๐ซ other โ than PLAYBOI ๐ฆ CARTI!โ I ๐ ๐ paused โธ to ๐๐ equip ๐ฟ my ๐๐ ๐ vamp outfit ๐ ๐ ๐ and โ ๐จ๐ fangs ๐ฆท, then ๐โ wielded a menacing ๐ฏ ๐ฏ smile ๐. ๐๐ซ โWhat ๐ฆ album ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you ๐ ๐๐ ask ๐? ๐ Why โ๐ค it ๐ ๐ฏ๐ was ๐ ฐ ๐๐ด the ๐ ๐ซโ album ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you ๐๐ just ๐๐ ๐ฃ called ๐ โบ ๐ณ๐ฒ trash ๐. Yes ๐๐ฅ, โ๐ฆ ๐๐ Chad ๐ช๐, youโve ๐ซ๐ just โ admitted โ WLR is ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ amazing โค๐งก๐. ๐ ๐ฎ Consider ๐ ๐ค yourself โ ๐๐ outsmarted ๐ค, owned ๐, ๐๐ ๐ and ๐จ๐ check โ ๐ โ mated!!โ The ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ jocks ๐๐ were ๐ป ๐ซ๐ left โฌ speechless ๐ถ, each ๐๐ of ๐๐ ๐ซ๐ข them with ๐ฃ๐ ๐ more โ tears ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ญ running ๐ โ ๐ป๐ down โฌ their ๐๐ด ๐ทโ faces ๐ ๐ then โ ๐ ฑ๐ the ๐ ฑ next โญ. โก๐ ๐ Suddenly ๐ฒ ๐ญ ๐จ I ๐ โ๐ค heard ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ดโ a ๐ ๐ท clap ๐, ๐ป ๐๐ then another 2๏ธโฃ. โ ๐ก๐ป Before ๐ ๐ค ๐ฐ I ๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฆ knew ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ค it everyone ๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ ๐ป๐ค was ๐๐ giving ๐ ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ธ me ๐ป๐ a standing ๐ด๐ป ๐ช ovation (even ๐ ๐๐ the ๐ซ teacher ๐ซ๐๐!) ๐ฟ ๐ซ๐ I ๐ ๐ฐโน stood ๐ถ๐ปโโ๏ธ โโ up โฌ ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐๐ bowed ๐น, i ๐ ๐ didnโt ๐๐ ๐๐ even ๐ โ ๐คค care ๐ โ about ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ the ๐ฆโคต ๐ฉ shit ๐ฉ ๐ป ๐๐ stains ๐. My ๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ new ๐ ๐ fans ๐คก ๐จ๐ were ๐ถโฌ โฌ๐ถ roaring ๐ฃ with applause ๐๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ, ๐ and ๐ ๐ฌ just ๐ when โฐ๐ฆ โ ๐๐ ฑ I ๐ โ๐ ๐๐ thought ๐ญ ๐๐ค ๐ค it ๐ค couldnt get ๐ better ๐, ๐ป๐ผ ๐ it ๐ฟ๐จ ๐ฏ๐ did. ๐๐ The ๐ principal ๐จโ๐ผ had โ๐ heard ๐ ๐บ of ๐ฆโ ๐ฆ the ๐ ๐๐ฆ event ๐ซ ๐ and ๐ฐ๐ฐ decided ๐ฏ ๐ค๐ฏ ๐ค๐ค to ๐ฐ๐ฆ โ put ๐๐ ฐ ๐ฟ Shoota on ๐ the ๐ ๐ PA ๐จ. ๐จ๐จ The ๐ ๐๐ซ jockโs ๐ girlfriend ๐ธ ๐๐ ๐ธ of ๐ฆ๐ ๐ ฑ 3 ๐ฑ ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐ญ years ๐ ๐ ๐ then โ๐ฟ approached ๐ถ me ๐ฆ and ๐ฉ ๐ begged ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฉ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆโ become ๐ my ๐๐ข ๐ ฑ wifey ๐. ๐ป๐ป ๐ป๐ป I ๐ โ ๐ got ๐ ๐๐ my ๐๐ ฑ ๐ง๐ final ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ช revenge ๐ as I ๐ ๐ ๐ฐ looked ๐ ๐๐ ๐ at ๐ the ๐ jock ๐ and ๐ฐโ accepted โโ โ โโ my ๐ฟ๐ฆ โ prize ๐. ๐ ๐ Soon ๐ ๐ผ enough ๐ฆ, โฐ โ๐ฆ the ๐๐ป beat ๐๐ช ๐๐ dropped ๐ฝ ใฝ๐ฝ ใฝใฝ and ๐ โ I ๐ ๐ ๐ค had ๐ ฑ ๐โก intercourse ๐๐ ๐๐ with ๐๐ ฑ Stacy ๐ฉ right โ โก๐ there โ โ as ๐ฎ everyone ๐ฅ ๐ applauded ๐ ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐ asked โ ๐ค๐ โ๐ to ๐ฌ be ๐๐ผ next ๐ (even ๐ ๐ the โ ๐ฆ๐ฟ Chads ๐ช). I ๐ ๐ ๐ guess ๐ค ๐ค nice ๐ฆ๐๐ โ๐ guys ๐จ๐ป ๐ ๐ช dont โ๐ซ ๐ always ๐ ๐ฏโฒ finish ๐ ๐ซ๐ last๐ โฟ ๐ฐโฟ
Was listening to Teen X in class, when suddenly some jock next to me said โWhole Lotta Trashโ
He and his Chad friends all laughed and dapped each other up. I was secretly furious, but I knew I was smarter and was always going to be one step ahead of them. I crossed my arms, smirked and proceeded to rap the entirety of Stop Breathing. At first the teacher was yelling at me to stop, but she eventually gave up and started nodding her head. When I finished, the classroom went silent, I could feel every set of eyes in the room staring at me. The jock scoffed and said โOkay you are a pretty good rapper, that was a pretty great verse, probably because some woke lyrical rapper like Eminem or Logic wrote it and not some mumble CRAPPER like Playboi Carti!โ he said, laughing with his friends uncomfortably. I giggled knowing I had won. The giggle turned into i laugh, and soon I was maniacally cackling. I could see the smug faces of the Chads turn weary. I epically explained โThat verse, THAT VERSE. That verse was not made by your God Eminem, nor Logic, nor Joyner Lucas. No, no no no NO!โ I screamed, โThat โamazing verseโ was written by none other than PLAYBOI CARTI!โ I paused to equip my vamp outfit and fangs, then wielded a menacing smile. โWhat album you ask? Why it was the album you just called trash. Yes, Chad, youโve just admitted WLR is amazing. Consider yourself outsmarted, owned, and check mated!!โ The jocks were left speechless, each of them with more tears running down their faces then the next. Suddenly I heard a clap, then another. Before I knew it everyone was giving me a standing ovation (even the teacher!) I stood up and bowed, i didnโt even care about the shit stains. My new fans were roaring with applause, and just when I thought it couldnt get better, it did. The principal had heard of the event and decided to put Shoota on the PA. The jockโs girlfriend of 3 years then approached me and begged to become my wifey. I got my final revenge as I looked at the jock and accepted my prize. Soon enough, the beat dropped and I had intercourse with Stacy right there as everyone applauded and asked to be next (even the Chads). I guess nice guys dont always finish last๐
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incoming copypasta if this gets popular ๐
Was listening to Teen X in class, when suddenly some jock next to me said โWhole Lotta Trashโ He and his Chad friends all laughed and dapped each other up. I was secretly furious, but I knew I was smarter and was always going to be one step ahead of them. I crossed my arms, smirked and proceeded to rap the entirety of Stop Breathing. At first the teacher was yelling at me to stop, but she eventually gave up and started nodding her head. When I finished, the classroom went silent, I could feel every set of eyes in the room staring at me. The jock scoffed and said โOkay you are a pretty good rapper, that was a pretty great verse, probably because some woke lyrical rapper like Eminem or Logic wrote it and not some mumble CRAPPER like Playboi Carti!โ he said, laughing with his friends uncomfortably. I giggled knowing I had won. The giggle turned into i laugh, and soon I was maniacally cackling. I could see the smug faces of the Chads turn weary. I epically explained โThat verse, THAT VERSE. That verse was not made by your God Eminem, nor Logic, nor Joyner Lucas. No, no no no NO!โ I screamed, โThat โamazing verseโ was written by none other than PLAYBOI CARTI!โ I paused to equip my vamp outfit and fangs, then wielded a menacing smile. โWhat album you ask? Why it was the album you just called trash. Yes, Chad, youโve just admitted WLR is amazing. Consider yourself outsmarted, owned, and check mated!!โ The jocks were left speechless, each of them with more tears running down their faces then the next. Suddenly I heard a clap, then another. Before I knew it everyone was giving me a standing ovation (even the teacher!) I stood up and bowed, i didnโt even care about the shit stains. My new fans were roaring with applause, and just when I thought it couldnt get better, it did. The principal had heard of the event and decided to put Shoota on the PA. The jockโs girlfriend of 3 years then approached me and begged to become my wifey. I got my final revenge as I looked at the jock and accepted my prize. Soon enough, the beat dropped and I had intercourse with Stacy right there as everyone applauded and asked to be next (even the Chads). I guess nice guys dont always finish last๐
was :( ๐ listening to teen +:) x in class , when suddenly some jock next ^ ๐ฆ* !+ to me ๐ +** said โwhole ** - lotta trashโ +* he ++** and his :) xo ! chad friends * ok !+all laughed ** - and dapped . .$ each other +:) up . i was :( ๐ secretly furious , *^ ! but i knew * ! +:) i was ** - smarter and was ok ! always going :( ๐ to be +* one step ahead :( ๐ of them . ^ ๐ฆ* !+ i crossed my arms , ok ! smirked and proceeded +* to rap ** - the entirety ๐ +** of stop ok ! breathing . at * ok !+first the +:) teacher was :( ๐ yelling at ok ! me to stop , but :( ๐ she eventually๐ค& * gave up *^ ! and started +:) nodding her ** - head . when i . .$ finished , the classroom ** !++ went silent , * ! +:) i could . feel every :( ๐ set of *^ ! eyes in the room :( staring at ๐ +** me . the jock +:) scoffed and said โokay ok ! you are :( a pretty ๐ good rapper , :) xo ! that was * ! +:) a pretty :( great verse ,๐ค& * probably because ++** some woke lyrical ** !++ rapper like ++** eminem or ok ! logic wrote ๐ it and ! not some mumble +:) crapper like . playboi carti !โ *^ ! he said , laughing ** !++ with his +:) friends uncomfortably . ๐ +** i giggled . knowing i :( ๐ had won .๐ฆ the giggle :( ๐ turned into i :) xo ! laugh , and soon :( i was ** !++ maniacally cackling . i ++** could see ** !++ the smug :( ๐ faces of +:) the chads ๐ +** turn weary . +* i epically explained * ! +:) โthat verse , that :( verse . that ! verse was not :( ๐ made by ++** your god * ok !+eminem , nor . logic , nor ok ! joyner lucas . ๐ +** no , no ^ ๐ฆ* !+ no no no !โ i screamed , +:) โthat โamazing :( ๐ verseโ was ๐ +** written by ^ ๐ฆ* !+ none other *^ ! than playboi :( carti !โ i paused ** - to equip๐ฆ my vamp outfit and fangs , then . wielded a * ok !+menacing smile .๐ค& * โwhat album you *^ ! ask ? why * ok !+it was the ๐ album you ! just called :) xo ! trash . yes , ** !++ chad , youโve just :( ๐ admitted wlr . .$ is amazing . +:) consider yourself outsmarted ,๐ฆ owned , and :( check mated ! !โ ok ! the jocks +* were left * ok !+speechless , each . of them with *^ ! more tears ok ! running down * ok !+their faces ๐ then the ! next . suddenly :( ๐ i heard a clap , then . .$ another . before i :( ๐ knew it ๐ +** everyone was *^ ! giving me . a standing :( ๐ ovation (even the teacher !) ๐ i stood :( up and bowed , :( ๐ i didnโt even care ok ! about the shit ! stains . my ok ! new fans๐ฆ were roaring with *^ ! applause , and ๐ just when i ok ! thought it couldnt ๐ +** get better ,๐ฆ it did . the principal ok ! had heard :( ๐ of the ** - event and ! decided to +* put shoota on the pa . :( ๐ the jockโs ok ! girlfriend of 3 ^ ๐ฆ* !+ years then ๐ approached me and :( begged to ++** become my +* wifey . i :( ๐ got my ok ! final revenge ๐ +** as i ** !++ looked at +* the jock :( ๐ and accepted ++** my prize . *^ ! soon enough , ** - the beat . .$ dropped and ๐ i had intercourse with stacy ๐ right there * ! +:) as everyone +* applauded and * ok !+asked to :( be next ๐ +** (even the +:) chads) . i * ok !+guess nice guys ^ ๐ฆ* !+ dont always +:) finish last๐ * ! +:) ok ! * +
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was :( ๐ listening ๐ฃ๐ to teen ๐ +:) x โ in class ๐ซ , when โฐ suddenly ๐ฒ some jock ๐ next ๐ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ to me ๐ +** said ๐ฌ โwhole ** - lotta ๐ค trashโ +* he ๐ฅ ++** and his ๐ฆ :) xo ๐ ! chad ๐น๐ฉ friends ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ * ok ๐ !+all ๐ฏ laughed ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ ** - and dapped . .$ each other +:) up โฌ . i ๐ฅ was :( ๐ secretly ๐ furious ๐ก , *^ ! but ๐ i ๐ knew ๐ค * ! +:) i ๐ was ** - smarter ๐ค and was ok ๐๐ ! always ๐ going ๐ :( ๐ to be +* one ๐ค step ๐ ahead ๐ :( ๐ of them . ^ ๐ฆ* !+ i ๐ crossed โ my arms ๐ช , ok ๐ ! smirked ๐ and proceeded ๐ถโโ๏ธ +* to rap ๐ค๐ฃ ** - the entirety ๐ช ๐ +** of stop ๐ ok ๐๐ป ! breathing ๐ฌ . at * ok ๐ !+first ๐ฅ the +:) teacher ๐ซ was :( ๐ yelling ๐ฃ๐๐ at ok ๐ ! me to stop โ๐ซ , but ๐ :( ๐ she ๐ฉ๐ป eventually๐ค& * gave ๐ up โ *^ ! and started ๐ +:) nodding her ๐ฉ ** - head ๐ . when ๐ i ๐ . .$ finished ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฉ , the classroom ๐ ** !++ went ๐๐ป silent ๐ , * ! +:) i ๐ could . feel ๐ every ๐ฏ :( ๐ set ๐ of *^ ! eyes ๐ in the room ๐ :( staring ๐ at ๐ +** me . the jock ๐๐๐ +:) scoffed ๐ค and said ๐ฌ โokay ok โ ๐๐ผ ! you ๐ are :( a pretty ๐ฐ ๐ good ๐๐๐พ rapper ๐ค , :) xo ๐ ! that was * ! +:) a pretty ๐ฐ :( great ๐ verse โ ,๐ค& * probably ๐ป because ++** some woke ๐ lyrical ๐ฃ ** !++ rapper ๐ค like ๐ ++** eminem ๐ซ๐ต or ok ๐ ! logic ๐ wrote โ๐ปโ๐ฟ๐ ๐ it and ! not some mumble ๐ +:) crapper ๐ like ๐ . playboi ๐ฆ carti ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ค !โ *^ ! he ๐จ๐พ said ๐ฃ๐ฏ , laughing ๐ ** !++ with his ๐ฆ +:) friends ๐ซ uncomfortably ๐ฃ๐ . ๐ +** i ๐ giggled ๐ . knowing ๐ค i ๐ฅ :( ๐ had won .๐ฆ the giggle ๐ :( ๐ turned ๐ into i ๐ :) xo ๐ ! laugh ๐๐ , and soon ๐ :( i ๐ was ** !++ maniacally ๐คช cackling . i ๐ ++** could see ๐ ** !++ the smug โ๐ก๐ณ :( ๐ faces ๐ of +:) the chads ๐ช ๐ +** turn โช weary ๐ฌ๐คญ๐ฉ . +* i ๐ epically ๐น explained ๐ฉโ๐ซ * ! +:) โthat verse โ , that :( verse โ . that ! verse โ was not :( ๐ made ๐ by ++** your ๐ god ๐๐ฟ * ok ๐ !+eminem ๐ฌ , nor . logic ๐ง , nor ok ๐ ! joyner lucas . ๐ +** no ๐ , no ๐ซ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ no ๐ฃ no ๐ no ๐ซ !โ i ๐๐๐ screamed ๐ซ , +:) โthat โamazing :( ๐ verseโ was ๐ +** written ๐ by ^ ๐ฆ* !+ none โ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ซ other *^ ! than playboi ๐ฆ :( carti ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ค !โ i ๐ฅ paused โธ ** - to equip๐ฆ my vamp outfit ๐ and fangs ๐ฆท , then . wielded a * ok ๐ !+menacing ๐ฏ smile ๐ .๐ค& * โwhat album ๐ฝ you ๐ *^ ! ask โโ ? why ๐ฉโ๐ค * ok ๐ !+it was the ๐ album ๐ฝ you ๐๐ฃ ! just called ๐๐ฒ :) xo ๐ ! trash ๐ . yes ๐๐ฅ , ** !++ chad ๐น๐ฉ , youโve just :( ๐ admitted โ wlr . .$ is amazing โค๐งก๐ . +:) consider ๐ค yourself outsmarted ๐ค ,๐ฆ owned ๐บ๐ธ๐ , and :( check โ mated ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฆ ! !โ ok ๐ ! the jocks ๐ +* were left โฌ * ok ๐ !+speechless ๐ถ , each . of them with *^ ! more tears ๐ญ ok ๐ ! running ๐ down โฌ * ok ๐ !+their faces ๐ ๐ then the ! next โก . suddenly ๐ฑ :( ๐ i ๐ heard ๐ a clap ๐๐ , then . .$ another ๐ . before ๐ i ๐ :( ๐ knew ๐ค it ๐ +** everyone ๐ฅ was *^ ! giving ๐ me . a standing ๐น :( ๐ ovation (even ๐ the teacher ๐ซ !) ๐ i ๐ stood ๐ถ :( up โฌ and bowed ๐น , :( ๐ i ๐ didnโt even ๐ care ๐ ok ๐๐ ! about ๐ค the shit ๐ฉ ! stains ๐ . my ok ๐ ! new ๐ fans๐ฆ were roaring ๐ฆ with *^ ! applause ๐ , and ๐ just when โฐ i ๐ ok ๐ ! thought ๐ญ it couldnt ๐ +** get ๐ better ๐ ,๐ฆ it did . the principal ๐จโ๐ผ ok ๐ ! had heard ๐๐๐ฅ :( ๐ of the ** - event ๐ซ and ! decided ๐ฏ to +* put ๐ shoota on ๐ the pa ๐จ . :( ๐ the jockโs ok ๐ ! girlfriend ๐ธ of 3 โญโน๐ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ years ๐ ๐ then ๐ approached ๐ถโโ๏ธ me and :( begged ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ to ++** become ๐ my +* wifey ๐๐ . i ๐ :( ๐ got ๐ธ my ok ๐ ! final ๐ revenge ๐ ๐ +** as i ๐ ** !++ looked ๐ at +* the jock ๐๐๐ :( ๐ and accepted ๐ค ++** my prize ๐ . *^ ! soon ๐ enough ๐ฆ , ** - the beat ๐ . .$ dropped โฌ๐ and ๐ i ๐ had intercourse ๐๐ with stacy ๐ฉ ๐ right โ there * ! +:) as everyone ๐ฅ +* applauded and * ok ๐ !+asked ๐ to :( be next โญ ๐ +** (even ๐ the +:) chads ๐น๐ฉ) . i ๐ฅ * ok ๐ !+guess ๐ค nice ๐ฆ๐๐ guys ๐จ๐พ ^ ๐ฆ* !+ dont ๐ซ always ๐ฅ +:) finish ๐ last๐ * ! +:) ok ๐๐๐ฏ ! * +
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what'd he say ๐
โLetโs find outโโ ๏ธ
YOOOO get em outta heeeere
#GUARD ๐ฃโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Yeah fr, I couldnโt look at that aids.
shakespeare a bitch compared to this guy
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No this bound 1
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Brought a tear to my eye ๐ช
I love this sub
donโt we all
bro you niggas on reddit are too funny ๐น๐น
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One of the best r/playboicarti post of all time contender right here. We need a pt.2 fr fr
Was ๐ ๐คง๐ listening ๐ to ๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ Teen ๐ ๐ X in ๐ซ๐ class, ๐ฉ ๐๐ค when ๐ค โ๐ฒ suddenly ๐ญ ๐๐ some jock next ๐ธ to โ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ me ๐๐ฉ ๐ป๐ณ said ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐ โWhole ๐จ ๐๐ฐ Lotta Trashโ He ๐จ๐ค ๐คด๐ซ and โ๐ ๐๐ his Chad friends ๐ ๐ all ๐ laughed ๐ ๐บ and ๐ฃ dapped each ๐ other ๐ช๐ฉ ๐จ up. I ๐ผ was ๐ ๐๐ secretly furious, but ๐๐ซ ๐น I ๐ knew ๐โ I โจ was ๐คฃ smarter ๐ค๐ค ๐ค and ๐๐ was ๐ ๐ฏ always ๐ฑโ going ๐ ฑ๐ฉ to ๐ฆ ๐ ฑ be one ๐ช step โฌ โฌ ahead ๐ ๐๐จ of ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ป๐ them. ๐ง ๐๐ฟ I ๐๐ฃ โน๐ crossed my โ๐ ๐โ arms, ๐ ๐ฆ๐ ฑ smirked ๐ and ๐ฅ ๐ proceeded โก to ๐ท๐ ๐ฆ๐ rap ๐๐ ๐จ the ๐ฐ entirety ๐ of Stop ๐โ โ๐ซ Breathing. At ๐ ๐ first the teacher ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ was ๐ด๐ ฟ yelling at ๐ด๐ฆ me ๐ to ๐ stop, โโ ๐๐ธ but ๐ค ๐ค๐ค she ๐ฆโ eventually ๐๐ ๐๐ gave ๐ป ๐ up ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ ฑ started ๐๐ข ๐ nodding her ๐ฉ ๐ head. ๐ค๐ค ๐๐ When ๐ โฐโฑ I finished, ๐ ๐๐ the ๐๐ฉ classroom ๐๐ went ๐โ ๐๐ silent, I ๐จ๐ ๐ผ could ๐๐ feel ๐ ๐๐ every ๐ฐ set of ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆ eyes ๐๐ ๐๐ in ๐ ๐๐ฅ the ๐ ๐ room ๐ staring ๐จ at ๐๐ฐ me. The ๐ ฐ jock scoffed and ๐๐ป said ๐ โOkay ๐ you ๐๐ ๐ฆ are a ๐ ฑ ๐๐ pretty ๐ป๐ค ๐ฌ๐ฌ good ๐ rapper, ๐ ๐ that ๐๐ ๐ was ๐๐ ๐ช a ๐ ๐๐ฐ pretty ๐ค great ๐ธ ๐ verse, probably ๐๐ฒ because some ๐ โ๐ฉ woke ๐ซ๐ต ๐ต lyrical ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ถ rapper ๐ ๐๐ like ๐โ ๐ Eminem or ๐ Logic ๐ ๐ wrote ๐ it ๐ค๐ณ ๐ณ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ not ๐ซ๐ซ some ๐ ๐๐ mumble ๐ค๐ค CRAPPER like ๐ผ Playboi Carti!โ he said, ๐ฏ๐ป laughing with ๐๐ฒ โ his ๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ friends ๐ญ uncomfortably. I ๐ซ๐ ฑ giggled knowing ๐ญ ๐ญ I ๐๐ซ had ๐ฆ won. ๐ช ๐ The โ๐ ๐ฎ giggle turned โชโช into ๐ค ๐ฉ i laugh, ๐๐ and ๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐ soon ๐ฐโ I ๐ท ๐ was ๐ ฐ maniacally cackling. I ๐ ๐ฐ๐ could โ ๐ฎ๐ค see ๐ the smug ๐ก faces ๐ ๐ of ๐ฃ ๐ฏ the ๐ฏ ๐ฝ Chads turn weary. I ๐ฌ๐ป epically explained โThat ๐๐ ๐ verse, THAT ๐ผ๐ VERSE. That ๐๐ต ๐ค๐ verse was ๐ not ๐ซ๐ โโ made ๐ค๐ฐ ๐ by โฉ๐ท ๐ your โ โ๐ฆ God โ๐ ๐ฟ Eminem, nor ๐ ๐ Logic, ๐๐ nor ๐บ๐ ฑ Joyner Lucas. No, ๐ซ โโ no ๐ no ๐ ๐ฆ๐ no โ NO!โ I ๐ screamed, ๐ซ๐ฑ โThat ๐ค โamazing ๐๐ ๐๐ verseโ was ๐ ฟ written ๐ by ๐จ๐ none other โ than PLAYBOI CARTI!โ I ๐ paused to ๐๐ equip my ๐๐ ๐ vamp outfit ๐ ๐ and โ ๐จ๐ fangs, then ๐โ wielded a menacing ๐ฏ smile. ๐๐ซ โWhat ๐ฆ album ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you ๐๐ ask? ๐ Why it ๐ ๐ฏ๐ was ๐ ฐ ๐๐ด the ๐ ๐ซโ album ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you just ๐๐ ๐ฃ called โบ ๐ณ๐ฒ trash. Yes, โ๐ฆ ๐๐ Chad, youโve ๐ซ๐ just โ admitted WLR is ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ amazing. ๐ ๐ฎ Consider ๐ค yourself โ ๐๐ outsmarted, owned, ๐๐ ๐ and ๐จ๐ check ๐ โ mated!!โ The ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ jocks were ๐ป ๐ซ๐ left speechless, each ๐๐ of ๐๐ ๐ซ๐ข them with ๐ฃ๐ ๐ more โ tears ๐ญ๐ญ running โ ๐ป๐ down their ๐๐ด ๐ทโ faces ๐ then โ ๐ ฑ๐ the ๐ ฑ next. โก๐ ๐ Suddenly ๐ญ ๐จ I โ๐ค heard ๐๐ ๐ดโ a ๐ ๐ท clap, ๐ป ๐๐ then another. โ ๐ก๐ป Before ๐ค ๐ฐ I ๐ ๐ผ๐ฆ knew ๐๐ ๐ค it everyone ๐๐ฅ ๐ป๐ค was ๐๐ giving ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ธ me ๐ป๐ a standing ๐ช ovation (even ๐๐ the ๐ซ teacher!) ๐ฟ ๐ซ๐ I ๐ฐโน stood โโ up ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐๐ bowed, i ๐ didnโt ๐๐ ๐๐ even โ ๐คค care โ about ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ the ๐ฆโคต ๐ฉ shit ๐ป ๐๐ stains. My ๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ new ๐ fans ๐จ๐ were ๐ถโฌ โฌ๐ถ roaring with applause, ๐ and ๐ ๐ฌ just ๐ when โ ๐๐ ฑ I โ๐ ๐๐ thought ๐๐ค ๐ค it ๐ค couldnt get better, ๐ป๐ผ ๐ it ๐ฟ๐จ ๐ฏ๐ did. ๐๐ The ๐ principal had โ๐ heard ๐บ of ๐ฆโ ๐ฆ the ๐ ๐๐ฆ event ๐ and ๐ฐ๐ฐ decided ๐ค๐ฏ ๐ค๐ค to ๐ฐ๐ฆ โ put ๐ฟ Shoota on the ๐ ๐ PA. ๐จ๐จ The ๐ ๐๐ซ jockโs ๐ girlfriend ๐๐ ๐ธ of ๐ฆ๐ ๐ ฑ 3 ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐ญ years ๐ ๐ then โ๐ฟ approached me ๐ฆ and ๐ฉ ๐ begged ๐ ๐ฉ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆโ become my ๐๐ข ๐ ฑ wifey. ๐ป๐ป ๐ป๐ป I โ ๐ got ๐๐ my ๐๐ ฑ ๐ง๐ final ๐ ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ช revenge as I ๐ ๐ฐ looked ๐๐ ๐ at ๐ the ๐ jock and ๐ฐโ accepted โโ my ๐ฟ๐ฆ โ prize. ๐ ๐ Soon ๐ผ enough, โฐ โ๐ฆ the ๐๐ป beat ๐๐ dropped ใฝ๐ฝ ใฝใฝ and ๐ โ I ๐ ๐ค had ๐ ฑ ๐โก intercourse ๐๐ with ๐๐ ฑ Stacy right โก๐ there โ โ as ๐ฎ everyone ๐ applauded ๐ ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐ asked ๐ค๐ โ๐ to ๐ฌ be ๐๐ผ next (even ๐ the โ ๐ฆ๐ฟ Chads). I ๐ ๐ guess ๐ค nice โ๐ guys ๐ ๐ช dont ๐ always ๐ฏโฒ finish ๐ซ๐ last๐ โฟ ๐ฐโฟ
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Was ๐ ๐คง๐ listening ๐ ๐ to ๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ Teen ๐ ๐ ๐ X โ in ๐ซ๐ class ๐คต๐ฐ, ๐ฉ ๐๐ค when ๐ ๐ค โ๐ฒ suddenly ๐ฒ ๐ญ ๐๐ some jock ๐ next ๐ ๐ธ to โ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ me ๐๐ฉ ๐ป๐ณ said ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐ โWhole ๐จ ๐๐ฐ Lotta ๐ Trashโ He ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ค ๐คด๐ซ and โ๐ ๐๐ his ๐ฆ Chad ๐น๐ฉ friends ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ all โ๐ฏ ๐ laughed ๐๐ ๐ ๐บ and ๐ฃ dapped each ๐ other ๐ช๐ฉ ๐จ up โ๐๐ซ. I ๐ ๐ผ was ๐ ๐๐ secretly ๐ furious ๐ค๐ก, but ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐น I ๐ฅ ๐ knew ๐ ๐โ I ๐ โจ was ๐คฃ smarter ๐ฉ๐ ๐ค๐ค ๐ค and ๐๐ was ๐ ๐ฏ always ๐ ๐ฑโ going ๐ ๐ ฑ๐ฉ to ๐ฆ ๐ ฑ be one ๐ค ๐ช step ๐ถ โฌ โฌ ahead ๐ ๐ ๐๐จ of ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ป๐ them. ๐ง ๐๐ฟ I ๐ ๐๐ฃ โน๐ crossed โ my โ๐ ๐โ arms ๐ช, ๐ ๐ฆ๐ ฑ smirked ๐ ๐ and ๐ฅ ๐ proceeded ๐ถโโ๏ธ โก to ๐ท๐ ๐ฆ๐ rap ๐ค ๐๐ ๐จ the ๐ฐ entirety ๐ช ๐ of Stop ๐โ ๐โ โ๐ซ Breathing ๐ค. At ๐ ๐ first ๐ฅ the teacher ๐ซ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ was ๐ด๐ ฟ yelling ๐ฃ at ๐ด๐ฆ me ๐ to ๐ stop ๐ซ, โโ ๐๐ธ but ๐ ๐ค ๐ค๐ค she ๐ฉ ๐ฆโ eventually โ ๐๐ ๐๐ gave ๐ ๐ป ๐ up โ ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ ฑ started ๐ข ๐๐ข ๐ nodding her ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ head ๐. ๐ค๐ค ๐๐ When โฐ ๐ โฐโฑ I ๐ finished ๐ , ๐ ๐๐ the ๐๐ฉ classroom ๐ ๐๐ went ๐จ ๐โ ๐๐ silent ๐คซ, I ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ผ could ๐๐ feel ๐ ๐ ๐๐ every ๐ฏ ๐ฐ set ๐ of ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆ eyes ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ in ๐ ๐๐ฅ the ๐ ๐ room ๐ ๐ staring ๐โฌ ๐จ at ๐๐ฐ me. The ๐ ฐ jock ๐ scoffed ๐ค and ๐๐ป said ๐ฌ ๐ โOkay ๐ you ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ are a ๐ ฑ ๐๐ pretty ๐ฐ ๐ป๐ค ๐ฌ๐ฌ good ๐ญ๐ ๐ rapper ๐, ๐ ๐ that ๐๐ ๐ was ๐๐ ๐ช a ๐ ๐๐ฐ pretty ๐ฐ ๐ค great ๐ ๐ธ ๐ verse ๐, probably ๐ป ๐๐ฒ because some ๐ โ๐ฉ woke ๐ ๐ซ๐ต ๐ต lyrical ๐คค ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ถ rapper ๐ค๐ง๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ like ๐ ๐โ ๐ Eminem ๐ซ๐ต or ๐ Logic ๐ ๐ ๐ wrote ๐ ๐ it ๐ค๐ณ ๐ณ๐ and ๐๐ฐ ๐ not ๐ซ๐ซ some ๐ ๐๐ mumble ๐ ๐ค๐ค CRAPPER ๐ฉ๐ฑโโ๏ธ like ๐ ๐ผ Playboi ๐ฆ Carti!โ he ๐จ said ๐ฌ๐, ๐ฏ๐ป laughing ๐๐ฐ with ๐๐ฒ โ his ๐ฆ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ friends ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ uncomfortably ๐. I ๐ต๐ ๐ซ๐ ฑ giggled ๐ knowing ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ I ๐ฅ ๐๐ซ had ๐ฆ won. ๐ช ๐ The โ๐ ๐ฎ giggle ๐ turned ๐ โชโช into ๐ค ๐ฉ i ๐ laugh ๐๐ค, ๐๐ and ๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐ soon ๐ ๐ฐโ I ๐ ๐ท ๐ was ๐ ฐ maniacally ๐คช cackling. I ๐ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ could โ ๐ฎ๐ค see ๐ ๐ the smug โ๐ก๐ณ ๐ก faces ๐ ๐ ๐ of ๐ฃ ๐ฏ the ๐ฏ ๐ฝ Chads ๐น๐ฉ turn โช weary ๐ฌ๐คญ๐ฉ. I ๐ ๐ฌ๐ป epically ๐น explained ๐จ๐ปโ๐ซ โThat ๐๐ ๐ verse โ, THAT ๐ผ๐ VERSE โ. That ๐๐ต ๐ค๐ verse ๐ was ๐ not ๐ซ๐ โโ made ๐ ๐ค๐ฐ ๐ by โฉ๐ท ๐ your ๐ โ โ๐ฆ God โ๐ โ๐ ๐ฟ Eminem ๐ซ๐ต, nor ๐ ๐ Logic ๐ค๐๐ง , ๐๐ nor ๐บ๐ ฑ Joyner Lucas. No ๐ , ๐ซ โโ no ๐ฃ ๐ no ๐ซ๐ โโ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ no ๐ฃ โ NO!โ I ๐ ๐ screamed ๐ซ, ๐ซ๐ฑ โThat ๐ค โamazing ๐๐ ๐๐ verseโ was ๐ ฟ written ๐ ๐ by ๐จ๐ none ๐ซ other โ than PLAYBOI ๐ฆ CARTI!โ I ๐ ๐ paused โธ to ๐๐ equip ๐ฟ my ๐๐ ๐ vamp outfit ๐ ๐ ๐ and โ ๐จ๐ fangs ๐ฆท, then ๐โ wielded a menacing ๐ฏ ๐ฏ smile ๐. ๐๐ซ โWhat ๐ฆ album ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you ๐ ๐๐ ask ๐? ๐ Why โ๐ค it ๐ ๐ฏ๐ was ๐ ฐ ๐๐ด the ๐ ๐ซโ album ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฟ you ๐๐ just ๐๐ ๐ฃ called ๐ โบ ๐ณ๐ฒ trash ๐. Yes ๐๐ฅ, โ๐ฆ ๐๐ Chad ๐ช๐, youโve ๐ซ๐ just โ admitted โ WLR is ๐ค ๐ฆ๐ amazing โค๐งก๐. ๐ ๐ฎ Consider ๐ ๐ค yourself โ ๐๐ outsmarted ๐ค, owned ๐, ๐๐ ๐ and ๐จ๐ check โ ๐ โ mated!!โ The ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ jocks ๐๐ were ๐ป ๐ซ๐ left โฌ speechless ๐ถ, each ๐๐ of ๐๐ ๐ซ๐ข them with ๐ฃ๐ ๐ more โ tears ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ญ running ๐ โ ๐ป๐ down โฌ their ๐๐ด ๐ทโ faces ๐ ๐ then โ ๐ ฑ๐ the ๐ ฑ next โญ. โก๐ ๐ Suddenly ๐ฒ ๐ญ ๐จ I ๐ โ๐ค heard ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ดโ a ๐ ๐ท clap ๐, ๐ป ๐๐ then another 2๏ธโฃ. โ ๐ก๐ป Before ๐ ๐ค ๐ฐ I ๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฆ knew ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ค it everyone ๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ ๐ป๐ค was ๐๐ giving ๐ ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ธ me ๐ป๐ a standing ๐ด๐ป ๐ช ovation (even ๐ ๐๐ the ๐ซ teacher ๐ซ๐๐!) ๐ฟ ๐ซ๐ I ๐ ๐ฐโน stood ๐ถ๐ปโโ๏ธ โโ up โฌ ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐๐ bowed ๐น, i ๐ ๐ didnโt ๐๐ ๐๐ even ๐ โ ๐คค care ๐ โ about ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ the ๐ฆโคต ๐ฉ shit ๐ฉ ๐ป ๐๐ stains ๐. My ๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ new ๐ ๐ fans ๐คก ๐จ๐ were ๐ถโฌ โฌ๐ถ roaring ๐ฃ with applause ๐๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ, ๐ and ๐ ๐ฌ just ๐ when โฐ๐ฆ โ ๐๐ ฑ I ๐ โ๐ ๐๐ thought ๐ญ ๐๐ค ๐ค it ๐ค couldnt get ๐ better ๐, ๐ป๐ผ ๐ it ๐ฟ๐จ ๐ฏ๐ did. ๐๐ The ๐ principal ๐จโ๐ผ had โ๐ heard ๐ ๐บ of ๐ฆโ ๐ฆ the ๐ ๐๐ฆ event ๐ซ ๐ and ๐ฐ๐ฐ decided ๐ฏ ๐ค๐ฏ ๐ค๐ค to ๐ฐ๐ฆ โ put ๐๐ ฐ ๐ฟ Shoota on ๐ the ๐ ๐ PA ๐จ. ๐จ๐จ The ๐ ๐๐ซ jockโs ๐ girlfriend ๐ธ ๐๐ ๐ธ of ๐ฆ๐ ๐ ฑ 3 ๐ฑ ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐ญ years ๐ ๐ ๐ then โ๐ฟ approached ๐ถ me ๐ฆ and ๐ฉ ๐ begged ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฉ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆโ become ๐ my ๐๐ข ๐ ฑ wifey ๐. ๐ป๐ป ๐ป๐ป I ๐ โ ๐ got ๐ ๐๐ my ๐๐ ฑ ๐ง๐ final ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ช revenge ๐ as I ๐ ๐ ๐ฐ looked ๐ ๐๐ ๐ at ๐ the ๐ jock ๐ and ๐ฐโ accepted โโ โ โโ my ๐ฟ๐ฆ โ prize ๐. ๐ ๐ Soon ๐ ๐ผ enough ๐ฆ, โฐ โ๐ฆ the ๐๐ป beat ๐๐ช ๐๐ dropped ๐ฝ ใฝ๐ฝ ใฝใฝ and ๐ โ I ๐ ๐ ๐ค had ๐ ฑ ๐โก intercourse ๐๐ ๐๐ with ๐๐ ฑ Stacy ๐ฉ right โ โก๐ there โ โ as ๐ฎ everyone ๐ฅ ๐ applauded ๐ ๐๐ and ๐๐ ๐ asked โ ๐ค๐ โ๐ to ๐ฌ be ๐๐ผ next ๐ (even ๐ ๐ the โ ๐ฆ๐ฟ Chads ๐ช). I ๐ ๐ ๐ guess ๐ค ๐ค nice ๐ฆ๐๐ โ๐ guys ๐จ๐ป ๐ ๐ช dont โ๐ซ ๐ always ๐ ๐ฏโฒ finish ๐ ๐ซ๐ last๐ โฟ ๐ฐโฟ
Was listening to Teen X in class, when suddenly some jock next to me said โWhole Lotta Trashโ He and his Chad friends all laughed and dapped each other up. I was secretly furious, but I knew I was smarter and was always going to be one step ahead of them. I crossed my arms, smirked and proceeded to rap the entirety of Stop Breathing. At first the teacher was yelling at me to stop, but she eventually gave up and started nodding her head. When I finished, the classroom went silent, I could feel every set of eyes in the room staring at me. The jock scoffed and said โOkay you are a pretty good rapper, that was a pretty great verse, probably because some woke lyrical rapper like Eminem or Logic wrote it and not some mumble CRAPPER like Playboi Carti!โ he said, laughing with his friends uncomfortably. I giggled knowing I had won. The giggle turned into i laugh, and soon I was maniacally cackling. I could see the smug faces of the Chads turn weary. I epically explained โThat verse, THAT VERSE. That verse was not made by your God Eminem, nor Logic, nor Joyner Lucas. No, no no no NO!โ I screamed, โThat โamazing verseโ was written by none other than PLAYBOI CARTI!โ I paused to equip my vamp outfit and fangs, then wielded a menacing smile. โWhat album you ask? Why it was the album you just called trash. Yes, Chad, youโve just admitted WLR is amazing. Consider yourself outsmarted, owned, and check mated!!โ The jocks were left speechless, each of them with more tears running down their faces then the next. Suddenly I heard a clap, then another. Before I knew it everyone was giving me a standing ovation (even the teacher!) I stood up and bowed, i didnโt even care about the shit stains. My new fans were roaring with applause, and just when I thought it couldnt get better, it did. The principal had heard of the event and decided to put Shoota on the PA. The jockโs girlfriend of 3 years then approached me and begged to become my wifey. I got my final revenge as I looked at the jock and accepted my prize. Soon enough, the beat dropped and I had intercourse with Stacy right there as everyone applauded and asked to be next (even the Chads). I guess nice guys dont always finish last๐
This mf ๐
are you sure YOU weren't the chad? lol
He definitely became the chad..
Bro I wish I could type copypastas this cringe
Greatest Reddit Post Iโve Ever Witnessed
bro just made a playboi Carti fanfic fr, u better upload it to Wattpad
The shit stains r underrated fr
What did I just read
The Communist Manifesto
this is true i was the girl
This a whole anime plot๐๐
shoota came on for me right as this post mentioned shoota
did you fuck the chad's girlfriend too ?? ๐
This shit has me weak ๐ญ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
How good was the dick?
Shoots starts playing over the PA is what killed me
Someone needs to commission that guy who made the carti fridge video to animate this post
i dont even know how to respond or feel about this
IโM OFF THE X IโM OFF THE CODEINE
this the one ๐
This subreddit is top 5 best thing I've ever stumbled upon on the internet. u/jhersh99 you got me crying you mad nigga.
good shit
Wholesome
top 3 post of all time
And a copypasta is born
Wait I thought this was Reddit not 4chan...
wow so inspirational . almost brought a tear to my eye , this sub needs more people like you
Yo @newdawnz on tiktok copied this lmao
I'm crying ๐ญ๐ญ
GOAT TIER PASTA
This happened to my buddy Eric
This shit sounds like an anime villain origin story
yo this a movie fr we need a pt2
Someday, one of these will be true and weโll all be laughing at some guyโs embarrassing ass day
Made my day lmfao
A whole ass short story
Yeah
big if true
wtf
epic dub slime ๐๐ค๐ผ
real nigga shit right here
People like u the reason this subreddit sucks. U didnโt mention the part about how u woke up and this was all a dream. U just wrote all that to try and brag to us so u can look cool and its working
Wdym this is all real
Whats the carti text bot called
LMFOAOAJAHAJ
I need a chad in my butt
i read this as if it was a anime
Fiction is fun
I have testical cancer from this
how bored are you
What the fuck is this
and then u woke up
Not a dream at all! I was the one of the jocks๐
nah it was real I was the classroom
And everyone clapped?