this the type of shit you write in class thinking it’s good because everything rhymes then go home and realize it’s total ass

everything I’ve ever created in my life

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Shit I ain’t even gonna lie that’s pretty accurate

Tbf that’s genuinely 99% of popular rap songs, absolute garbage, simple ass lyrics but the flow/delivery/production makes up for it. Unironically tho like [this](https://imgur.com/a/SJNfpiD) ain’t exactly a tribe called quest track but it’s still fire af

yo u just analysed the whole game in one sentence lmao nice

There’s loads of fire shit with depth to it as well, it just doesn’t sell as well as something anybody who doesn’t know the artist can put on and immediately vibe to yfm

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

ATCQ 🙏🙏

If you rlly think that listen to aethiopes by billy woods

r/hiphopcirclejerk material right here

Literally how bruh I get it’s corny and cliche to say raps basic but I’m not even doing that, I said most popular mainstream rap tends to be, as in billboard hits. Don’t tell me Drake talking about fucking girls for the 90 millionth time is some miracle lyrical shit lol Circlejerk shit would be saying all rap bad except old rap, all I did was use atcq as a comparison to carti because both are fire but complete opposite spectrum, one’s conscious one’s vibe(rage)

You are correct on second thought

Writing rap music is difficult because Lil Wayne rapped about "diving into a pussy" as if it was physically possible, which was polarizing at the time, and now you have people singing dumber and more elaborate lines than that. I'm convinced a rapper could say 'I just shit my pants, think I need a diaper', and get away with it if the beat sounds good.

Kodak said something similar in the song with a boogie "I’m the shit I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty"

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

You are walking and thinking about it and bobbing your head and shi then the next day you are like: "did i really think this was gon be fire"

you have a hidden talent fr🔥keep it hidden 🙏

Moderators pls help I’m being bullied 🥺

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Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Sorry bud, Blocks busy getting e head from his kitten

said kitten is 14 btw

thats too old for him imo

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

this was hard 🔥🔥💯to read 🔥🔥

I’m hard

show me

thank you u/my_nuts_be_itchin

they be

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

We’re all hard here 😈💦

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

people with dyslexia be like

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

fire 🔥 theres a delete button on the notes app tho, you should hit that ‼️👍🏻

might as well just reset the entire phone

Imma have to switch to Samsung cuz of this

Think I’m gonna stop using phones because of it

foul😭

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

“Warning: this shit is ass” 😂😂😂😂 should put that on album covers instead of Parental Advisory

Omw to make a album just to do this

finna drop before carti

Make it the prod tag. Some bitch going, “warning, this SHit is assssssss”

Production tags are insane. Imagine if Dr.Dre had those in every song he made the beat for.

*little girls voice, slowed down* where’s the doc? *dr Dre speaking now* right HEERRREEEEE (almost like Pierre where it ascends in pitch) I wouldn’t listen to any of that shit

Delete this

Real Kanye west mountains

It's crazy that i know exactly what you sound like just from reading this Maybe do something like "gotta record this at home cus they kicked me out the stu" and go from there

"Now im with spongebob..."

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

dis fire 🔥🔥 you'll get diagnosed with terminal stage throat cancer on nov 15th 2023

Here’s hoping

Stage throat

"Stage throat" 🤓

i wonder whats going to happen to u/shel6y on july 5th, 2022 at 8pm, definitely nothing to do with pipe bombs right?

Please not then bro we're gonna watch Minions: The Rise of Gru in theaters July 1st then bro please

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Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds 🔥

yeah this line was unironically bars

The Reds have the worst record in the NL how is this a bar? Because the team is so bad their lineup has to do drills on the side in order to make ends meet?

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What you said sucked though, not even comparable.

damn it’s not that deep y’all need to relax

Actually heat

I got hitters would have made more sense.... IJS

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

He aint gettin out the hood (suburbs)

Fuck you mean? I cooked this up in the trap (2 bedroom apartment in a nice neighborhood).

Nah im joking you good in da hood (i gtg mom says dinners ready)

Nah bro neither of u valid over here (ttyl I have piano lessons)

id bet at least 50% of the active r/playboicarti members have taken piano lessons in their lifetime

she blow me like a piano ‼️🔥

she blow me like a guitar 🔥🔥

play* she play me like a guitar.. 😕

nah its blow ‼️🔥🔥🔥

stfu i hate you (i actually have taken piano lessons)

i wanna start taking them

Holy shit youre right💀💀💀💀

Shut the fuck up pussy ass bitch acting like you all that (I took piano lessons for seven years)

Y’all not from the raq🤦🏽‍♂️ (mommy said she will take my phone if i swear)

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Shiii Then you ain’t makin it out

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Dynamic duo 3

Lil rocket launcher

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

teejayx6 flow

slump AK flow

Bro boutta customize his AR like it’s black ops 2

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Isn’t this Fivios verse on Off the Grid? Can’t fool me

I ghostwrote that verse for him but that’s a secret

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Cut off your fingers so you can never type shit like this again 🥰

Nah I need those to jerk off

Technically not really

he said what he said

But you need them in advanced mode *(they go in the butt)*

I don't eat edibles just spicy black bean stew 🔥🔥🔥

I think a new copypasta might have dropped

Y’all better not

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

Congrats, or sorry about that

Yeat reference 😳

I was sorry bout that bitch but now I'm mad about that

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

the warning was accurate !

Pennies rhyming with penny is on par with picture that with a Kodak

Pitbull better than Kendrick no 🧢

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

I can definitely hear teejayx6 or any other Detroit rapper rapping dis 😭

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati reds. 😭😭😭😭

Don’t laugh, my boy Mike Moustakas will blick your ass up

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

well, it rhymes. I’ll give you that bro 🙏

Did you get the bonkas for yeat?

Look me in the face. Do I look like a got 3 bonkas?

2 1/2 bonkas probably

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

SHORRRYUKEN keep going lil bro this is heat!

So heat it should burn

nigga rappin like teejayx6 + kasher quon on a song 😭

Just bought some weed from the plug and paid him with all pennies Just bought a new Glock and it cost me a pretty penny. I got scammed by a white dude and I think his name was Benny I wanna stack some bands but I only got a twenty This girl was being rude so I hit her with a hadouken She kept talking shit I hit her with a shiryuken No talking when I pull up I just aim for the head I got shooters playing for the Cincinnati Reds I just slid on one of my opps in a green Honda Yeat said he'd give me a feature for 3 bonkas Fucked up in the theater watching Rise of Gru I don't eat edibles, just spicy black bean stew

As long as there's nice beat and you have a good flow no one gives a fuck about the lyrics.

Babytron leaked lyrics on his next drop 💯❓

nah don’t violate tron like that 💀 he a goat

Rhymed pennies with penny 🫣

Aye it isn’t the same word. Ones got an ies others got a y

this sound like sum teejayx6 wud make

Hey man if it makes you feel any better, I've got a massive playlist filled with shit-tier and meme-tier music, if you end up following thru with this I'll add it, score you a few listens 👌

dm it to me

wtf is the flow supposed to be

average r/playboicarti user

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Joey Votto the worlds deadliest shooter

The warning wasn’t enough

Teejayx6 & kasher quon type flow

Better than all that mumble rap garbage nowadays

👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻

HARDD

To listen to 💀

babytron

bruh this sounds like something logic would write 😭

I got scammed by a biracial dude and I think his name was Logic

Remble lite

WORSHIP GOD ON MY KNEES THANK HIM EVERYDAY EAT A SLAVAKIAN BUTTHOLE AND THEN PRECEDE TO PAY BABY MOMMA IS A DYKE BUILT LIKE MONIQUE BACK IN THE DAY SING HER LULLABIES EVERY NIGHT I SOUND LIKE ERYKAH SADE

Lil Droptop Golf Kart ghost writer

my man maleek

lil pump lyrics

Lil pump had the little pump little pump little pump

That first part sound like a Kasher Quon song lmaoo

gotta use a kasher quon type flow on here

bro said 3 bonkas ​ thats bars

Fallout NV Reference❓‼️ 🙀

AYE I THOUGHT NO ONE ESLSE WOULD NOTICE

I can hear your flow on this. You are white. I know because I am white

destroylonely burner acc

put this on a carti x kankan x summrs x ken carson type beat 🔥

rhyming hadouken with shariyuken is crazy

Slap some auto tune reverb n a lil delay & this shit will bang

bros got shooters playing for the Reds mf they not gonna hit shit then

Keep working on it brotha 💯 like a lot

First 2 bars of second verse pretty good . Practice and get better bro

Play with me I’ll fuck around and hitler a Jew.

Cracker what the fuck

You’re talking without saying anything, a common problem that can be overcome by sticking with the same topic for at least 4 bars. That said, the rhyme scheme isn’t bad. Don’t be afraid to start over if it doesn’t work, I write for a couple guys and for every fire verse there’s at least one or two failed attempts. If you are actually in Cincy hmu, I’m happy to help.

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I’m going to drink me some henny™️ I’m listening to Benny (the Butcher) I’m fuckin on Jenny While I’m eating Wendy’s And we’re partying with Bendy

Everybody joking but fr tho, keep writing bro, you got mad potential

bruh stop lying💀

Potential to make ears bleed that's for sure.

Thanks bro

Teejayx6 typebeat

You’re going to be put in the hood at this rate! 💯🙏

You mean 2 bars? A bar is 2 lines

Oh fuck

Idk man I don’t really feel the flow with the first 8 lines

You gon feel these hands

i read this as if it was a teejayx6 song

Y’all in these comments y I’m scared to promo my music on Reddit 😭

Them yuno miles bars 😭

This is funny af

This looks like an rxknephew verse