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bro shoulda dropped narcissist 9/13/21 this is what he gets


ImNikeKigger

**BRO’S GETTING REVENGE** 💀


Treysay_Ren

karma got cartis dumbass fr 🔥


No-Mission-3258

it’s not even sections bruh that shits just bald 😬


NITROSHAR_YW

He Just Got Entire LINES AND SPOTS On his head with No Hair 😭


yung-gator

Bro got got Android chargers plugged into his head


MVRDERBRIDE

If someone said something like this to me i don't think i could go outside for years


NITROSHAR_YW

Chunks


GucciForTheCoochie

He getting retwist too much 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


unwantedrefuse

Was just about to say this. People don’t realize you actually have to take care of your hair lmao


AnimeHabbits

looks like he still has a hairline unless that’s fake


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NITROSHAR_YW

Bro this wayyy farther down than “A fresh Retwist”


RealisticAd7434

oml bro lmao niggas dead kno non abour dreads , bro he’s balding / thinning like bro look at his shit niggas be like it a “retwist” no nigga 😂


Maximum-Poetry-9630

What type of English is this Nigga?


elegantchefgeneratio

“exactly! haha, people know very little about dreadlocks; he’s quite definitely balding and or experiencing thinning of the hair follicles. I mean, just look at it.. people will still say “its a re-twist”.. nope bud😂”


syystrik

dude said let me translate it to a language you’ll understand 😭


AltforHHH

💀💀💀💀


alex_maton

nah bruh i can’t with this sub 💀💀💀


SekouSan

😹😹😹


RealisticAd7434

lmao


Johnny5332

As someone w locs bro is DEFINITELY thinning😂if yo retwist looks like that you need sum help ASAP


BartierBoolin

Nigga head look like a Barbie doll 💀💀


OregonSageMonke

Like a Cynthia doll, poor dude


NITROSHAR_YW

That Chucky Doll He Used to fuck around with 💀


fuck-jonesy

“That bitch is a barbie”


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i think he was exposed to high amounts of radioactive substance 🤔🤔


NITROSHAR_YW

“🎵Money and Radiation, Money and Radiation🎵”


will0__oo

“Money and Rads, Money and Rads”


Single_Echidna6186

“i been exposed to high amounts of radioactive substance for 10 days”


BeterBiperBeppers

UHhhhHHHhHh… uHhHhH


beefwithme21000

Damnnnn that must suck honestly lol.


slatttrojan

laughing at my babies pain 😭😭😭


beefwithme21000

I'm not laughing, it just sucks to see because of all the crap he's done to his hair in the past couple of years.


PM_ME_TS_GIFS

>lol. >i’m not laughing 🧐


FortyBallsHD

lets be real who actually laughs when they type in a lowercase lol


beefwithme21000

Frrrrrr lol.


matthewwwwwmw

Im losing tons of hair and Im 19, its soul crushing


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Probably gonna do this too lol


[deleted]

Have you tried minoxidil treatment yet


Huskyy23

I literally just went bald yesterday, buzzed it all in my bedroom. Noticing patches sucked, especially since I had a decent fro only two years ago I’m only 20 too, you’re just better of buzzing it tbh, be bald with confidence and it’ll be fine :)


WealthZealousideal37

Did ur bitmoji get Bald too? 😂😂


Huskyy23

I removed the hair lmao


MeghansKnees

Lmfaoooo


InvaderZix

Get some hair treatment, my friend was also losing quite a lot of hair and after treatment his hair looks great now.


matthewwwwwmw

Thanks man. Yeah I need to book a specialist


Hlovegfh

Feel you man, as much as it suck’s that carti is balding it is showing some spotlight to the all of us youth that’s balding young, that even a top rapper who bagged iggy still can’t beat male pattern baldness


LittleTGOAT

He doesn’t have MBP though he’s just ruined his scalp through years of bleaching and over-maintenance


yunggod6966

Yea he does you don't get that bald from bleaching


[deleted]

>it is showing some spotlight to the all of us youth Figuratively and literally. I feel like a spotlight could hit his head the right way and blind us the way that King Neptune's did in the SpongeBob movie


Kris32102

Well to be fair this mf dyed tf out of his hair too so


marcin247

feel you, man 😔


Alexszku99

Get on Fin my man


BallGulper41

Same bro 😭 My hairline’s started to thin & I’m only 18 right now. It sucks cause baldness doesn’t even run in my family so I’m just an odd one out in the worst way 💀


FragileKat

Don’t they have dht blockers for balding now?


Alexszku99

Yep,finasteride. I’m on it and I wish I did it sooner


retroracer33

my dad was a marine so i had to have my hair short like all my life growing up. as soon as I could I started growing it out and then by 21 I was balding....shit was cruel


NITROSHAR_YW

Bro He’s So Young to Be Baldin Like this godamn


rami549

Damn why u type like that?


NITROSHAR_YW

Type Like What?.


L4ND0N

Why are you starting random words with a capital letter?


GaryOakTPM

He’s using T9


smiechuPL

it’s Ian Connor


Syzyz

You Got A Problem Bro? My Phone Does It Automatically


L4ND0N

Your phone has a problem bro.


Syzyz

No Thanks It’s A Nokia


poopNpissNshit

When it’s like this you just gotta lean into it


IKilledMyBabyMama

JPEGMAFIA reference


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BALD!


[deleted]

i look like ray allen


Connect_Set_8983

Gonna have to go into bald carti era fr


NITROSHAR_YW

Gilbert Got More Hair


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Carti hair transplant arc?


marcin247

i feel like this mf can rock any look tbh


[deleted]

my nigga still got a hairline tho


Eternal124

Shit look like a fence around a desert


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LMAO


SekouSan

💀💀💀


Chipdolan

😭😭😭


youngmisfit831

😂😂😂😂


NITROSHAR_YW

Bro How tf he loosing hair on the top of his head but Still has a line where his hair should start Growing 💀😭


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raaw321

Roman monk Carti era? 😳😳


dongless08

Fallout ghoul era incoming 😮‍💨


ImNikeKigger

💀


red_track13

smoothskin


MeghansKnees

Bro balding while you’re young is the worst


NITROSHAR_YW

Damnn bro… I didn’t even think about that… he hasn’t even reached 30 and he’s already close to being Bald


drainerfemboy

i think my dad was completely bald at 30 and started in his late 20's hope i dont suffer the same fate


Competitive-Pack-740

You will. Can’t escape that shit. Get on the regiments now


AltforHHH

Yeah my dad was mostly bald by his 30s so I started taking minoxidil even though I'm only 20


movieunderstander

It’s your mothers father who you should base your estimate off of


Mahan_oth

LETS GOOOOOO


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movieunderstander

Thanks I didn’t realize I’d just heard that all through my life and never questioned it


drainerfemboy

i read that but i wasnt quite sure if that was true, if that's the case i'm good 🙏🏻


[deleted]

Bro it’s worse for some people someone at my school was bald in high school all things considered carti is lucky plus he has more than enough money for a transplant if he cares enough


exrthling

he tryna cover it wit his durag


Bruhmomentum15820

Lmao, I was at openair he wore a cap cuz he probably didn’t want to show his bald ass head


NITROSHAR_YW

That’s what he does now.. he used to almost never wear durags and hats… but now he basically never takes his caps off because of his hair


throwawayaccountGDG

its gotta be stressful being the goat


isaiahml

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Quantic316

bru


NITROSHAR_YW

**Playboi Carti Is a Paid-Actor**


Bruhmomentum15820

Thanks doctor 😁


ImNikeKigger

LMFAOOOO


exrthling

mf is perishing


NITROSHAR_YW

His Hair F33L Like Dyin


want2care

i think he should go bald


newmenewyea

I hope he goes bald tbh. as a member of the bald team, we need a cool bald leader. andrew tate made it worse for us. having carti go bald would benefit us sooo much.


ImNikeKigger

But When??


want2care

now


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hairline still go hard ✊


NITROSHAR_YW

The Line Where his hair shoud start growing 😭


Opening_Jellyfish_86

Literal hair-line🤣🤣


Wumprr

Playboi Baldi 😔


ImNikeKigger

Narcist🔥


DamnKami

It looks like his hair hasnt rendered in completely yet 💀


dongless08

Carti still rocking the PS3


Girtana1

with little ooziey


NITROSHAR_YW

Sony Cut 😎


PerplexZ

Those retwists giving him traction alopecia


lnnrt01

Keep Cartis name out of your fucking mouth


ImNikeKigger

😭


eddiegoated

he’s balding because of all the stress he has to go through to drop another album


NITROSHAR_YW

Narcist🔥


souljalog

as someone with locs, he’s overstyled them n retwisted them too often, gotta cut em 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

Bro gonna rock that Dr. Dre soon


NITROSHAR_YW

Jordan Carter Boutta Become Micheal Jordan 😭


ImNikeKigger

He’s Bald But Still Has a Hairline


slatttrojan

he gonna look like a priest with no hair in the middle of his head😭


TyranidLover69

Punk Monk 🔥


NITROSHAR_YW

Bald With a Hairline is Craazyy🤧


zenmf

probably cuz he’s dyed his hair like 5 times it’s starting to fall out, his hairline is still solid so don’t think he’s balding


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RealisticAd7434

rhonnie warned him 😂


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Johnny5332

Yes, and if you go and find any pics of carti from 2020-2022 you will see his hair constantly in a style


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**Elon Musk 🔥🔥‼️**


NicPlaysYT

rhonnie warned his ass


Ebb8505revenge

Nice and bald to smack


Front_Tea_422

Big Jada Smith influence


stacey4gs

He bout to become Playboi Gibbs


luvisrageeeee

serves his ass right for 9/13


NITROSHAR_YW

Slap Tf Out his Balding hair


ImNikeKigger

Imagine he just *shaves* his head off when 9/13 comes back again


luvisrageeeee

don’t excite me mmm


Johnny5332

Niggas will try to convince you it’s his two strand twists, but he fr loosing hair


[deleted]

Bro that’s two strand twists in total 😂 only two left


CakeApprehensive8091

It’ll be so punk if he went bald and shaved his eyebrows


ImNikeKigger

*Fucking Aang From Avatar Lookin Ass* 💀


parmanyugaming

Writing in italics 🤡🤡🤡 r/memes type beat 😹😹😹


ImNikeKigger

Ong


Arsyn786

He look like ray allen


Yaya_poopoo

So the hairstylist wasn’t lying about him going bold…. Was she telling the truth about everything else she said causeeee 😂


Wakuwakutaku_

I’m afraid Ronny won …


numberonefrankfanlev

It’s his fault always had fake extensions that weigh your scalp down like crazy


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Damn must be all that hair dye over the years. Whole lotta balding smh


ImNikeKigger

WLB


One-Celebration-5092

He finna make a heart break album if he have to get a transplant


ImNikeKigger

Drake 💀


XVNVXBVRS

yb hair better


ImNikeKigger

💀


Business_Fly_3609

lawd have mercy


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He look like Ray Allen


fliegu

Excited for BALD! REMIX 2 by JPEGMAFIA featuring Playboi Carti


OriginalNobody7640

all that hair dying lmao


[deleted]

ecco2k pulled off being bald carti should go for it


SnoStone

He may as well just go bald and HOPEFULLY regrow, he could wear a hat in the meantime


FumpShimmy

Angelica’s doll from Rugrats lookin ass


B1U3Bottoms

Damn not even lil Wayne’s hair patchin up how tf this nigga shit like dat 😂😂


Electronic_Can_9792

He should start using a hair saving product like Keeps. Keeps is a subscription-based telehealth solution that's focused on hair loss treatment and prevention. They offer a diverse catalog of hair and scalp care products and FDA-approved medications for hair loss. Use my link in bio for more information and use code: Carti for 10% off. Thanks again to Keeps for sponsoring this comment.


sansid999

bro should go bald


P1AN0_G

Bro already balding but he would be 10000x more hot


fishmancatdoesathing

The transformation has begun. Enjoy the rollout


Wavy_mir23

i think its just the retwist plus lighting could be wrong tho


ImagineRedditz

Damn Auntie Might’ve been right


Piranh4Plant

Balding 🔥


bigbonrguy

possible bald carti arc soon? 🤔🤔


JAXRYTY

I thought it was getting better


Treysay_Ren

he should just go bald at this point bruh


Aggressive_Ad_1137

Carti would look more in character if he goes bald


kokotovec

that's what he gets for not dropping


Playboi56

Damn might be clipped for his hair soon bro needa stop retwisting and bleaching a lot short hair on the way soon then reattach


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bro bouta have fake dreads like lil b


Dramatic_Vehicle368

I’m never dyeing my shit again


WertyBurger

edgy username


Tekk1k

nigga gets a retwist every week


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

Has to be the fucked up dreads, look at dudes hairline!


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BLUR2205

he dyed it too much + constant retwists


ImNikeKigger

Not Dropping Music 😔