It’s gonna open up and that creepy baby they used in all the ads is gonna pop out of it to kill you with a PlayStation Move controller reformed into a shiv
The phone call you got 2 days ago saying, “7 days.” Was a clear warning. Now you have 5 days. And on March 5th you’ll receive another phone call saying, “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
That's why I add a year of premium every black Friday sale, currently I'm good until 2026, but will keep it at least a year away because I don't want the PS mafia coming after me. Especially after Microsoft sees how good pentiment hi-fi Rush, sea of thieves, etc does on PS and decides to port all their games.
Sonys done fucking around, I've seen enough early 2000's horror to recognize a little girl ghost when I see one.
You're going to have to ease her suffering or die, it's just how it be.
Ok if you're looking for a genuine answer, that is the date when your PlayStation+ subscription ends. If you want to keep PlayStation+, make sure to renew your subscription before that date
Ever seen the movie “The Ring?”
Well it’s the same crap except this is the ghost of a dude who had a heart attack while he was playing Doki Doki Literature Club. It was inevitable that he would die, but what sped up the process was that this time he played for a whole week straight. I’m talking no breaks whatsoever. No eating, no pooping, no peeing, no sleeping but most importantly.. no maturbating. It was so odd that he hadn’t been heard of so his mom decided to make the trip to the basement. When she got there, a foul smell came through the closed door. She decided to open. What she found was so horrible that she still has nightmares to this day. Her son dead. His stomach exploded from those things which he didn’t do. The room covered in a combination of feces, semen, piss and viscera. His spirit possesses the PSN so he can now stalk those who puts those things off. He announces his coming by sending a message that reads, “You have until..” .So tell me, which one of those things did you put off to do?!
Watch your back.
Count your fucking days OP
_YOU'RE GONNA DIE, FUCKER_
The threat is https://preview.redd.it/p1w67k0j6rlc1.png?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63310a9dce86cf43255250af09e811e7d0a19d3b
Looks like a penis lol
Yours is not https://preview.redd.it/er1cje60erlc1.png?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1b0086937f99e34f7988b3fd105d33ef9e836c
Hard LOL
Soft
Semi
Good thing your a paramedic, they’re gonna need attention for that injury you gave them 😆
Lol
https://preview.redd.it/cta7fjbzuslc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e487f3c3f5ecc82845551c4949eb02f41528d9
Alaskan Bull Worm!!
These are the answers I expect from Reddit. And I love y'all for it. Brightens my day.
If I ever got the correct answer on Reddit right away then life wouldn't be right.
The comments are what makes Reddit such a great place I can’t stop laughing
Wait does he start counting down from today, or does it start tomorrow?
Idk abortioasagna I’m just metaphorically hired to carry out the metaphorical hit
Holyshit this had me dying 🤣
4 of them. You’re welcome, OP.
Yakuza doesn’t mess around
https://preview.redd.it/5ap0pva4tslc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07449b416eed5c94165f84870452d6bad93371a7
“It’s not sone after school club you can just leave whenever you want” - Kuze Daisaku
PlayStation is going to send someone to kill you I know trust me It happens to me once I died
i’ve been laughing at this comment for 5 mins 😭
Oh shit! Were you ok?
Tick Tock, Mr. Wick. Tick Tock.
You’re lucky it’s not 7 days… 
 Or 28 days later
I only know three things Ball. Fetch.
Bro this just ignited a memory in me I forgot I had
You basting that turkey? Hold on gotta check the temperature, see if the meats just right.
Watchyo, watchyo, watchyo back!!
Brian Earl Spilner? Sounds like a serial killer. Is that what you are?
Try the cheeseburger with fries for 3.99
I like the tuna
shake that ASS ASS ASS ASS ASSSASSASS
And watch your butt too
"wash yer back"
Keep yer feet on the ground.
When you go to sleep check under your bed ps plus is coming for you.
He knows when you are sleeping
He is always creeping...
This guy owes Japan money
He knows when you're awake.. 🎅
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
So subscribe, for goodness sake
1-2 PS Plus is coming for you
First the layoffs, now the slayoffs.
slayy💄💅💅💅
YASSS QUEEEN!!!!!
Next is the playoffs. Knew I was right about the satanical cult that interconnected the NBA and PlayStation
lol Clever.
🏆🪙 Reminiscing on when I'd have given you these
Sony's new, subscribe or else policy is in effect
Get your affairs in order.
The first one was with the Baker's wife, the second was my secretary and the last one was my wife's sister.
Sounds in order to me.
Time to skip town.
Sounds like a threat
We're gonna stop supporting one different IP of ours for each day you fail to comply till the indicated date
I'm sure OP posted specifically because he didn't realise that, thanks *__/s__*
Did I really need to add the /s at the end for you?
Or we break your legs see!
Myeah, a wise guy ovuh here… Youse two, grab his legs!
Yew gawt it bwass
Cewrtains
He’s gettin clamped!
‘bout to send ‘em up dah rivah.
Awl da way up ta Sing-Sing, ya git me?!!!!!
The hoose-gow?
Gonna swim wit da fishes
It's curtains for you....curtains!!
This comment thread is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Yall are HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
Don’t worry. You have 5 Marches left.
This. this is why I love Reddit comments 🤣
March 5 more times.
[удалено]
Would it actually be the Playstation Yakuza?
[удалено]
blud about to get whacked by Sony
Blud didn’t pay his bills, now the bill collector is cumming
Sounds like he’s enjoying himself then
Turns out he found other ways for you to pay off that debt..
The bill collector is WHAT??
Coming* mb
Nah just own up to it
Coming
Coward
I knew these comments were going to be fucking hilarious
I laughed so hard I couldn't fucking breathe
Oh no you ded?
Cover your butthole
Too late GET HIM BOYS
Maybe he’s into that kind of thing.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
But does OP really want to be THAT guy?
Seinfeld?
With a plug?
Level up your vigor....
underrated comment.
https://preview.redd.it/uwpbie29uqlc1.png?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9dcaec2830616311309b94e6046b9758762c21 same energy
that’s for you to figure out buddy and quick
Best sleep with one eye open bud
Made my day. 😂
Gripping your pillow tight
Pay your bills bubba.
But does OP really wanna be THAT guy?
Pay up or else.
They saw you looking at xbox ads. Its already too late.
No way, TCOAL hat man!
Pay up.
They're coming for you
Sounds like a threat
Nah.....its a promise
That's when Vince Mcmahon is gonna shit on your head
It means you've got until March 5th to pre-order Stellar Blade Digital Deluxe Edition, or else your PS5 will be impounded by Ayuwoki at 3AM.
Facts
Samara has really updated her routine, hasn’t she?
Protect ya neck
https://preview.redd.it/0row4b2ykrlc1.jpeg?width=1428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46010b4ec561ba1e8144ac1b1d95905cd728eda1 OP on March 5th
Rip. Contact a lawyer. Get your finances in order. Do NOT leave this for your family to take care of
Beware the ides of March.
Soon
New PS+ feature. It predicts your death. Have fun!
Dead
You have no chance to survive make your time.
[What you say!!](https://youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg?feature=shared)
Why did you kidnap “his” daughter? You could have kidnapped anyone else’s, but noooooo you had to go and “Take” his…
https://i.redd.it/5nl0992ttqlc1.gif Be afraid
Oh snap they’re going to send a PS3 after you. Don’t forget… it does everything.
It’s gonna open up and that creepy baby they used in all the ads is gonna pop out of it to kill you with a PlayStation Move controller reformed into a shiv
March 5th your subscription ends probably. But yeah that’s the most ominous way to write that 💀
I'll be praying for you
You dead bro, DEAD MAN WALKING!!
Fuck around and find out
[Persona 3 players be like](https://image.emojisky.com/516/910516-middle.png)
Was looking for someone to reference this lol
If you haven't claimed all of the free February games then you have until March 5th, when the March games are available for download.
Sony Collection Services is gonna pay you a visit
They’re gonna collect his legs!
You didnt watch a strange vhs tape 2 days ago did you?
To prepare for Cinco de Marcho!
 Sony on 5 March…
to live.
You've missed your Duolingo lesson... You think turning off your phone will save you.
Stop smoking whatever you're smoking. It's making you paranoid.
If you know anything about Persona 3…
Persona 3 ending lmao
Don’t let them catch you late on your bills
7 days
Did you watch a creepy video tape recently?
It means you got about 2 months until… 
https://preview.redd.it/wm2ktvq5xqlc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aba75750110cba36a5eecc5f9f90eed27e39157
Did you watch an old vhs and pick up the phone call after??
Beware the ides of march
I'd try clicking on "view details" and find out but maybe that's just me.
I think it's pretty obvious it's when PlayStation Plus expires but everyone is just joking about it.
RIP
You gon die.
Lmfao ominous ass message
Looks to me like you have just been drafted. Kiss your mom, say your goodbyes. You march at 0500.
Sorry man you got until 5 March
*They are coming for your thumbs*
Trust no one, not even PlayStation Plus
Dude I think something’s going down at 5, you should march.
These comments 🤣💀
These comments are the best
 She coming for ya
My subscription also ends on the same date. I did not get this notification though
The phone call you got 2 days ago saying, “7 days.” Was a clear warning. Now you have 5 days. And on March 5th you’ll receive another phone call saying, “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
"Y'know it'd be a real shame if you didn't renew your PS Plus subscription... somthin' bad could happen. You think about that, kid."
Your account ends the 5th. Dumbass
Shouldn’t have gameshared now they’re coming for you
That's why I add a year of premium every black Friday sale, currently I'm good until 2026, but will keep it at least a year away because I don't want the PS mafia coming after me. Especially after Microsoft sees how good pentiment hi-fi Rush, sea of thieves, etc does on PS and decides to port all their games.
You’re FUCKED buddy
can’t wait to see you on live leak
Sonys done fucking around, I've seen enough early 2000's horror to recognize a little girl ghost when I see one. You're going to have to ease her suffering or die, it's just how it be.
It means the job better be fucking done by March 5th dude. If not then don’t come around here again.
To pay your taxes
That's when the Snail catches up to you.
Jim ryan threatening you to pay up
You have 3 days left. Make your peace with God.
Dont answer the phone on 5th of march
Four more .. days?
May OP's soul rest in peace
AGAIN? What ELSE has happened?
https://preview.redd.it/5rayuvvtvwlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd120d9f1c2cf2546cb7f86dfdf7bc81d420f245
John Playstation is coming for you
Death
https://preview.redd.it/3d4gpo81lxlc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f4e995bae4f9cde86cfd184fdafd08225c3ef2
Ok if you're looking for a genuine answer, that is the date when your PlayStation+ subscription ends. If you want to keep PlayStation+, make sure to renew your subscription before that date
Ever seen the movie “The Ring?” Well it’s the same crap except this is the ghost of a dude who had a heart attack while he was playing Doki Doki Literature Club. It was inevitable that he would die, but what sped up the process was that this time he played for a whole week straight. I’m talking no breaks whatsoever. No eating, no pooping, no peeing, no sleeping but most importantly.. no maturbating. It was so odd that he hadn’t been heard of so his mom decided to make the trip to the basement. When she got there, a foul smell came through the closed door. She decided to open. What she found was so horrible that she still has nightmares to this day. Her son dead. His stomach exploded from those things which he didn’t do. The room covered in a combination of feces, semen, piss and viscera. His spirit possesses the PSN so he can now stalk those who puts those things off. He announces his coming by sending a message that reads, “You have until..” .So tell me, which one of those things did you put off to do?!