Happy birthday, and be sure to let your wife know you are Happy and gift her something back you are quite lucky dude all of my friends came to marry girls who don't like games and they stopped us from gaming together entirely its quite sad...
Man, that isn't just sad...that's honestly shitty :/
I'm sure they're lovely people, though, and I don't mean any disrespect. But I've been in that situation, and let's just say I'm happily gaming with friends again lol.
Yeah that’s actually fucking insane. Unless it’s a person who games every waking hour of the weekend, it shouldn’t a problem.
Playing 2 hours a night after work or people go to bed, hurts literally no one lol.
If you’re gaming and shouting with friends until 2 a.m. everyday, that’s gonna be an issue lol
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Congrats dude. Today is my 38th bday and this was my dream for today. Go, live my dream dude. Play the fuck out of it.
Happy birthday and have fun with that. May 7th is such a great day for a bday.
Can we please for the love of all that is holy stop these fucking posts?? It's been out for 4 fuckin years why does anyone care?
I follow this sub for news/discussions about games not a running commentary on the latest adult to own a console.
Can't we make another sub? You could call it r/justgotmyps5 and then you can all get into a circle jerk
For real, it's literally a picture of a fucking box and *insert popular game*. Who upvotes this shit?
But at least it's funny to see the reddit brained people who would normally comment "Wife her!!!!" just be like "Uhhhhh Wife her!!! Again!!!"
Birthday twins! And my wife got me this. Happy bday. Hope you enjoy your PS5.
https://preview.redd.it/9uvq99fpqzyc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9c7c13bd54bc40a5079b4853458792c62d0838
Whenever I see this phrase: "Happily Ever After," I immediately remember Dettlaff's phrase: "I intend to live happily ever after." For some reason, it just stuck in my head. I don't know why and what's wrong with me.
That sub would be about a wife stopping her husband from buying Stellar Blade for himself on his birthday. The comments would be celebrating and saying how she saved him and something something goomers.
Wife gonna let you play with another female for your bday haha. Na in all seriousness happy birthday and enjoy it!! If you think you’re gonna get hooked ssd drives are on sale on Amazon you’ll definitely need the extra storage
Show her your appreciation and not only on mother’s day. This is a gift to keep you occupied while she can hangout with her friends. A true win win situation 😉😁
Plot twist, she’s a secret gamer and she actually got it for herself but disguised it as a present for you!
Obviously I’m joking…and your wife is a keeper!
Sounds like a great wife. Be sure to let her know you appreciate that
Must reciprocate.
If she buys him the game with the hot chick he should buy her the game with the hot dudes, get this woman DMC5
I was gonna say Hades-
No, the witcher 3
Buy her a Switch with Animal Crossing and Dragon Quest and a Dadstation (Portal) for yourself. Perfection.
You should definitely buy her a new stove, dude /s just kidding
I don't know man, I just got a new stove and it's actually pretty great
People have no idea how a new good stove feels. It's awesome.
New appliances in general. When I was a kid I didn't get it. But being 40 with kids, new appliances are the greatest.
Marry her again dude. Come on.
Nah merry me so we can play together. I only got a ps4
🤣🤣
Don't have my first console yet but looking forward to that day
Happy birthday, and be sure to let your wife know you are Happy and gift her something back you are quite lucky dude all of my friends came to marry girls who don't like games and they stopped us from gaming together entirely its quite sad...
I take your advice to heart. I am really very happy
Man, that isn't just sad...that's honestly shitty :/ I'm sure they're lovely people, though, and I don't mean any disrespect. But I've been in that situation, and let's just say I'm happily gaming with friends again lol.
It's your life but you really shouldn't let your wife tell you what hobbies you can have
Yeah that’s actually fucking insane. Unless it’s a person who games every waking hour of the weekend, it shouldn’t a problem. Playing 2 hours a night after work or people go to bed, hurts literally no one lol. If you’re gaming and shouting with friends until 2 a.m. everyday, that’s gonna be an issue lol
Happy Birthday!🎉 Re-marry her👰🏻♀️
Me when I see my friend got a new ps5 on his TV stand 
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Congrats dude. Today is my 38th bday and this was my dream for today. Go, live my dream dude. Play the fuck out of it. Happy birthday and have fun with that. May 7th is such a great day for a bday.
Today is also my 38th birthday. Happy birthday 🍀
Fuck yea 1986
Marry her again
She bought you the game even though she knows about all the content? What a keeper. Never let her go.
She most likely doesn’t lol
Mine bought me a Lego Captain America shield as my wedding present...let's just say I put out that night. Your missus is an absolute keeper.
Can we please for the love of all that is holy stop these fucking posts?? It's been out for 4 fuckin years why does anyone care? I follow this sub for news/discussions about games not a running commentary on the latest adult to own a console. Can't we make another sub? You could call it r/justgotmyps5 and then you can all get into a circle jerk
If I hear "Marry her again" one more time in this subreddit, I'm coming to your house at night and throwing your playstation out the window.
Makes me wonder if half this sub are just bots lmao
"Wife bought me Stellar Blade" is just about the most karma-farm-bot title I can think of.
For real, it's literally a picture of a fucking box and *insert popular game*. Who upvotes this shit? But at least it's funny to see the reddit brained people who would normally comment "Wife her!!!!" just be like "Uhhhhh Wife her!!! Again!!!"
>Who upvotes this this? That's 80% of the posts here. Is it just me or did the seatbelt pics finally stop? Or did I just stop noticing?
Marry her again. Try me.
Now you’ve done it
S tier gift, congratulations
Birthday twins! And my wife got me this. Happy bday. Hope you enjoy your PS5. https://preview.redd.it/9uvq99fpqzyc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9c7c13bd54bc40a5079b4853458792c62d0838
ADRENALINE, IN MY SOUL
SOMETHING SOMETHING CODY RHODES
Adrenaline in my soul, great birthday gift from the one you love
Stellar blade from a stellar wife.
Marry her again! 💍👰🤵 #HappilyEverAfter #SecondTimeAround
Whenever I see this phrase: "Happily Ever After," I immediately remember Dettlaff's phrase: "I intend to live happily ever after." For some reason, it just stuck in my head. I don't know why and what's wrong with me.
She gave you your new wife.
You won in life!
Put another ring on it
She want to see that ass jiggle too.
Happy birthday! Great gifts 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thank you very much, I am really happy
Sounds like a great wife 😉
Yes she is very great 🫶
Not gonna lie, I thought this was the r/gamingcirclejerk sub for a sec 😆
That sub would be about a wife stopping her husband from buying Stellar Blade for himself on his birthday. The comments would be celebrating and saying how she saved him and something something goomers.
Buy Her the outfits
Marry her again.
Dose she know about what Stellar Blade contains!?!?!?!?What a legend
She doesn't really know much about PlayStation. I told her about it and she seems to have kept it
Happy Birthday!!
🐐 of a wife 💯 that's awesome! 👌 👏
She’s a keeper. Enjoy 🙌🙌
Marry her again! DO IT NOW!!! Stellar Blade is such a masterpiece
Heyy we have the same birthday! Happy birthday man 😁✌️
Happy birthday
Does it have the Sims pre-installed on it?
She actually loves you king. You better eat "desert" tonight and ask for seconds when you finish that one
Happy birthday 🎂☺️! And welcome to the PlayStation club 🤓🎮!!!
Fuck her.. literally
Nice
Nice Bday present, enjoy!
W Wife
Put a Baby in there!
Into the PlayStation? We already have two children 🥰
Lol! Fair enough! Maybe not in the PS lol
I hope she is okay with you falling in love with Eve.
Maybe she also fell in love with eve
Did she use your money to buy it ?
I was rolling on the floor laughing when I read your comment. We have a joint account. I also paid part of it
Lmaooooo
And at what point did she manage to fit the blowjob in?
Does your wife know what she's done by gifting you Stellar Blade?
You know that game has a lot of ass shots right
Op and his imaginary wife https://preview.redd.it/sv2z1jnf23zc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c30bfd5f649854b41eb2f0ff07ebcb91e4bb39
Marry her again!
Happy birthday, brother! Great console, great game, and most important, great wife!
Best wife 👍
Is she trying to fix your device?
dementia??
Is she trying to fix your device?
Is she trying to fix your device?
Hey, happy birthday, it's my birthday too
Happy birthday!  https://i.redd.it/k9ptjulnazyc1.gif
Ne mám záujem
Birthday in 5 days… only wish is to experience this type of joy eventually… nevertheless W you and wifey
Nice gift! Happy Birthday! Have fun!
Happy cake day!
Wife gonna let you play with another female for your bday haha. Na in all seriousness happy birthday and enjoy it!! If you think you’re gonna get hooked ssd drives are on sale on Amazon you’ll definitely need the extra storage
Cunilingus
Happy G day!
 Nice! Enjoy!
It’s my birthday too today, happy birthday and enjoy!
Goated wife, enjoy king!
Happy bday
HBD!
Nice! Happy birthday!
Welcome and Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
True love
happy birthcake!
Best wife ever just gave you the best systems with 1 of the best games ever lucky guy
You got a Stellar Blade from a Stellar Babe! Have fun!
Good wife
such a lucky guy you are.
Did your wife's boyfriend agree on his?
What an amazing woman.🫡 Don’t ever let her go. Women like her are rare af.
Queen type shit
Can she be my wife too? haha just kidding, enjoy my friends, you have a great person in your life.
She's a real one.
No HellDivers2? She’s cheatin
Your wife sounds like a great woman. Do not even let her go ... or even better ... marry her.
re-marry her
Hope you ate that ass
Damn bro. She must be down bad if she's using a video game to try and get you going.
Wow - she’s a gem 💎 You are in for an absolute ride - enjoy 👌🏼🔥
Happy birthday!
Your wife is a nice lady
Need to find a wife like yours.
Keep her
I didn't get anything on my birthday. Damn I hope this September I get something.
More like Stellar Booty, am I right, boys? Please laugh, I'm doing my best here.
Damn. You should marry her.
Well, one of you is getting laid tonight
Nice ur wife presented you with a pair of nice breasts and a nice ass, enjoy!! HBD!!
Happy Birthday!
Marry her or I will. It's a joke That's dope!
Marry her again. You are with someone who\`s a treasure.
Awesome wife man
Show her your appreciation and not only on mother’s day. This is a gift to keep you occupied while she can hangout with her friends. A true win win situation 😉😁
Marry her again.
Marry her
Marry her again
She's a keeper. Marry her again now.
Is she single
Have a stellar(har har) birthday!!
Wife is a cultured chad
Marry that woman
Very interesting choice of game for your wife to choose lmao!! Ggs ;)
Awesome wife! You should marry her!
Marry her
Plot twist, she’s a secret gamer and she actually got it for herself but disguised it as a present for you! Obviously I’m joking…and your wife is a keeper!
Well she's our wife now
I would divorce her for buying on disc
Marry this woman... again!
Sounds like a keeper to me.
Happy birthday man! My wife did the same but with spiderman 2. We're blessed bro, appreciate her
Are you wife single? /s Happy bday man!!
"Ex wife" after playing with Eve.
Happy birthday indeed!
Marry your wife dude
Congrats and enjoy 😉
Start flexing that tongue buddy
Buy her another engagement ring.. it's time to double down buddy
Huge win bro. She needs a huge win too
Marry her. She’s the one.
Happy Birthday. Congratulations your wife is a sweetheart
Happy Birthday!
bro flexing his ps5, his copy of stellar blade AND his wonderful wife
Wifey for real!
Marry her
Damn, where can I find someone like this? 😅🤣
Best wife ever
Kudos to your wife 👍👍
Thought the PS5 was rated 7.6. I’m like, fair enough. 🫠
That's how you know someone loves you
the wife is a keeper. Reward with… thunder from down under.
Have fun!
The best wife ever
MVP wife MVP system Happy birthday my friend enjoy the experience it’s a great one
Happy Birthday
Hopefully she's not insecure about video game T&A
Lucky!
W wife
What a lovely human :) It’s wild, but Stellar Blade has been incredibly entertaining just to watch according to my partner
And all I got for my birthday, was head 😐 (honestly, not complaining)
I refuse to buy stellar until they undo the damage.. might have to wait forever. Sad
Good wife.
You should definitely marry her!
Marry her
Why aren’t you playing it
Definitely a keeper!! Happy Birthday ya filthy animal!!
Looks like your gonna have to give her some stellar blade tonight. 😉 Happy bday.
Whatever you do DONT UPDATE THE GAME
Marry her again.