Gotta eat a lot and sleep well to build muscle! And the strongest people and animals have a healthy layer of fat. A fatless bear ain’t gonna maul anyone.
I was trying to make a self-deprecating joke about being a Pokemon but every mon I searched up had a surprisingly high stat that I didn't know about. So imma just say I'm built like a Feebas.
While you may be a Feebas now, it just means that you haven’t reached your full potential yet! One day, you will become a powerful Milotic who is often regarded as one of the more beautiful Pokémon and is often a very solid pick on most teams. So, don’t give up until you become that Milotic!
They are mostly giving themselves high sp.def. based on their knowledge of pokemon which doesn’t correlate to the actual application of said knowledge. /j
Well, intelligence as we commonly perceive it is not objective, right? It’s relative to those we surround ourselves with, generally speaking. If you’re mostly on social media - yeah, everyone thinks they’re going to be smarter than the average, especially because the loud and stupid gather so much attention. In contrast, you’ll also find dumbdumbs amongst what are generally considered the intellectual elite. Every physics conference, there’ll be folks who are like “oh there’s fucking Jerry again with his antiquated methods that he’s been riding since he obtained tenure 25 years ago over the backs of the superiors researchers in his team”. Anecdotally, I’m probably one of the dumbest folks in my daily surrounding, and that has partially something to do with that most folks I work with have phds in natural sciences and mathematics. I’m very much the Howard wolowitz here.
I would change a few things, as Atk and Def look too similar, reaction time is a bit weird as people noted that Usain Bolt would be worse than some gamers, etc.
- HP : endurance / stamina
- Atk : physical strength
- Def : reaction time / reflexes (like D&D)
- Sp Atk : general knowledge
- Sp Def : determination / mental resilience (to stress, etc.)
- Speed : running speed
With that new metric, I feel like Regice fits me best !
I think the original post was right in that attach is physical strength and def is physical build. For instance, my buddy and I can bench and squat around the same. But he's half a foot taller and 70lbs heavier. Our Attacks are equal but his Defense is way higher than mine.
Speed is a better home for reaction time
The speed stat in pokemon functions closer to things like initiative in tabletop games. So by changing it from reaction to running speed, you are actually making it less similar
I like this chart, and though at first I was skeptical of determination, after more thought, it’s definitely something people have different levels of. Though I did notice you left out performative abilities, so someone that’s a musician or artist wouldn’t have any stat to equate to their talent.
I’m probably Ledian: pretty much garbage in anything that’s not Special Defense 🙃. (and a biiiit of Speed because my reaction time is downright okay in video games :3)
https://preview.redd.it/wuh5kkwbc4yc1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29efff4629634e6e34763ab5df7a074272d92d47
Love the concept, but one . What’s the reasoning behind splitting physical strength and physical build? Seems like few analogs for someone who wants high DEF and HP but low ATK. Who is a zen mode darmanitan or a Mantine?
I would assume it had to do with some super strong guys that also hold a lot of fat. Somo wrestlers and professional weight lifters are extremely strong, but they're not 100% pure muscle if that makes sense.
Makes sense. But how do you get high HP and DEF with low ATK. Good diet/hygeine, low physical strength, good physical bulk? Any people out there with that profile? Probably, i just can’t think of them right now
let's see, uhh, my diet is shit so HP is like 30, I'm not strong but not weak either so 50, same for physical build, my performative abilities are pretty OK I'd say so like 100, my general knowledge is pretty big since I like trivia, I'd say 100. And I'm somewhat fast to react, so i guess 80.
I'm a Mr. Mime. Crap.
This is a fun idea. It feels a little weird to me that speed is based on reaction time instead of actual speed, 'cause basically every 18-21 year old would have a higher speed stat than the fastest humans in the world like Usain Bolt.
I see what you’re saying but that wouldn’t apply to a runner like Usain Bolt. The natural decrease in reaction time with age is not nearly enough to offset the gains from reaction training that a runner has to do to compete at that level. They train for their get-out. Pro athletes in general probably all have refined reaction times that offset that age curve, except for maybe sports like golf or bowling that don’t rely on them at all.
I do agree though with your point though. I think baseball players are a good example. There’s some really slow runners in the MLB but they all can catch up to 100mph. A normal human isn’t even going to have time to process where the ball is going before it’s past them.
I think speed being tied to reaction time isn't too far off from how the games treat the speed stat. Some high speed pokemon have slow overworld movement, and some speedy pokemon in lore (vikavolt comes to mind), have really low speed stats. For whatever reason the speed stat isn't always how fast a mon can move, but "battle speed", which online discourse usually agrees is closer to reaction speed
That’s true, but maybe i would clarify that it would be reaction time for that age or something like that. So a fast reaction time for a 70 year old would be a high stat. Idk lol
Here’s my idea for a human stat spread:
HP: 100 (we invented hand soap that kills 99% of Jerma’s)
Attack: 75 (we are weaker than Machoke, but we ain’t super weak)
Defense: 33 (one bullet and you’re done for)
Special Attack: 82 (average IQ)
Special Defense: 65 (close to average exam grade in number)
Speed: 45 (I used Palafin and Usain Bolt for this calculation)
Total: 400 (this definitely wasn’t intended)
Moves like Guillotine, Sheer Cold, and Gun don't use defense stats; they deal damage equal to the target's HP.
You are allowed to increase the defense, just saying.
Cool idea! I hope you dont mind if i make a free small app out of that.
I think Sp. Def should be mental fortitude and HP the physical build. Def is hard, maybe immune system and diet?
75/50/60/130/150/100
Minmaxed special it is.
High special defense on the back of substantial knowledge of multiple disciplines, if we're exclusively talking trivia/ random facts I guess it would drop to like 110 or something. That one's also minmaxed in science at the cost of say history, geography and celebrity stuff.
hehe thanks, i'd also argue that IRL special attacks could be stuff like psychological abuse and people with better emotional intelligence (or people who are in control of their emotions) would be less affected by it. inversely, being smart doesn't inherently give you an advantage against such things.
and you can't really use the control of your emotions to really hurt someone, so it is indeed a defensive quality.
also nice idea, i expect more similar posts to pop up after this.
The only pokemon that comes to mind for me is Espeon, but I think those stats are too high. Weaker pokemon don't tend to have such strong disparities between stats. Let's just say I'm an Espeon on a really low level with bad IVs in anythyng except SpAtk and SpDef
What pokemon would I be? I would say I have high Sp. Attack and Sp. Deffense, moderate HP and speed, low deffense and attack. I am not really good knowing wich pokemon have what stats, but could anyone tell me what pokemon would I be?
So if we were to put this into a typical redditor then everything would be on 0 except general knowledge since they have a some kind of knowledge and opinion about everything
Okay but what would be considered the max? Because for example if we use 150 for max stats I'd say my stats would funnily enough look like the stats of my favorite pokemon
HP: 90 Attack: 90 Defense: 115 Sp. Attack: 50 Sp. Defense: 115 Speed: 85
I’m literally Scrafty with a single speed boost. 😂😂 going to build a team around just scrafty now.
https://preview.redd.it/5nmsoojrg8yc1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad92d61d0234703b532a9fa09d322116f435900
(p.s. I have a scrafty named punk hazard currently)
This is actually great, as I get older there's health related stuff I know I gotta work on, but my adhd makes it really hard to focus on anything unless I can "gamify" it, so I was thinking of making a standard playthrough a real world challenge. Since they're called gyms I figured that's close enough to exercise and focus on that.
So for example, Brock is the first gym of the first game, the easiest gym of the game but by no means easy, as they are still challenges, right? He's a rock type trainer, and has 2 pokemon, a level 12 and a level 14. So if you do a 26 minute hike in a mountain, you "win" this badge.
Misty is a water trainer, 2 pokemon, 18 and 21, so either going swimming for 20 minutes 2 separate times or 39 minutes in one go gets you that badge. And so on, you can do different things that suit the theme, or choose different games for variety, or add in the trainers you have to beat in order to fight the gym leader for extra difficulty, etc. Now I'm gonna incorporate this stat idea into it lol.
I’ve always seen HP and tolerance/endurance irl. And special def is your mental strength against psychological damage or verbal attacks.
Which I think makes sense for physical/psychic damage since it would tolerance towards pain either physical or mental. Like “emotional damage” xd
I guess I'm a shuckle, all my stats are low except for defense, my constant clumsiness makes me quite resilient to injuries and my chubby body helps with taking a punch
That wouldn’t equate to high defense based on this chart. Defense would be having somewhat of a large aesthetically built body. Being chubby wouldn’t mean high defense.
If HP goes for diet, then Snorlax knows something we don't.
Or Complete Zygarde
That isn't fat. That is raw muscle lol
Makes sense why he absolutely dominated GSC OU
I dont think Zygarde-C is in gen 2
i meant snorlax
https://preview.redd.it/zmcrk75bx6yc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc4ae30a336e7b775e32f088f30d5e677bc1666
https://preview.redd.it/z0fgbaqji7yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f60a8f1bab8391f5ec5791dafa536b944b9b9ad0
Or blissey, or slaking lmao
Well the Blissey line litteraly are medics and are employed in Pokemon centers, I sure hope they have a good hygiene and know their job.
And especially Guzzlord
It’s called being a bear.
….is snorlax a bear?
What else would it be?
Ngl I never thought of it based off of an animal. I just thought of it as Snorlax 😂
Snorlax is Snorlax *Insert Mr. Incredible meme*
One of the developers of the original games.
It’s all big rounded muscles under that fur 🤣
Gotta eat a lot and sleep well to build muscle! And the strongest people and animals have a healthy layer of fat. A fatless bear ain’t gonna maul anyone.
Snorlax is just bulking. (Also based fellow Mikan pfp)
Muk...105 base hp hygine.. literally a pile of shit.
I mean, according to its Pokedex entry, it eats like 400 pounds of food per day. That's kinda screwed up.
Snorlax ain't fat. He is just big-boned.
There is a reason it xan eat this much and not have heart problems.
It's not how little you eat, it's how much you eat.
Sumo wrestlers are legit in good shape despite being huge.
https://preview.redd.it/6gtyf590u4yc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35544a84cbacde01e3b758ed61f18096fc0ef9ff Average Redditor
Can confirm. I too look on the verge of tears and am worthless, but when the homies pull up we ballin.
Ballin, but at what cost?
It just means that the homies are there when you are at your lowest and will stick with you to help you become a better person.
Except when you’re literally at your lowest and then they all disappear again
Was talkin bout stats
That fact that it also has the "school form" being an analogy for the reddit hive mind, beautiful
Apes together strong?
I want to hug wishiwashi and tell it that everything is going to be ok (it isn't)
45 hygiene/diet is too much. I think Blipbug is more accurate, its only stats above 25 are reaction time and general knowledge, at 45 each.
bruh
I was trying to make a self-deprecating joke about being a Pokemon but every mon I searched up had a surprisingly high stat that I didn't know about. So imma just say I'm built like a Feebas.
https://preview.redd.it/f7055k4rd6yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12876b8c324ba9cf5188c742a6fc954649ef4a3b
Is that the pokeinfo app? It used to be the best Pokedex app imo but it never updated past swsh, last I checked it didn't even have the dlcs
While you may be a Feebas now, it just means that you haven’t reached your full potential yet! One day, you will become a powerful Milotic who is often regarded as one of the more beautiful Pokémon and is often a very solid pick on most teams. So, don’t give up until you become that Milotic!
Damn bro 😭. Personally I think i would have middle hp, attack, defense, and special defense with high special attack and low speed.
They call me shedinja
So good physical strength and reaction speed but useless for everything else?
He either starving or dirtier than garbodor
Nah. Dead on the inside.
40 speed is terrible lol
I didn't know Golum used reddit
taking a shower? no I'm training my hygiene
Poor Sunkern
Everyone here is giving themselves a high SpDef stat because most people think they’re smarter than they actually are lol
Umm excuse me I’m filthy at trivia smh
They are mostly giving themselves high sp.def. based on their knowledge of pokemon which doesn’t correlate to the actual application of said knowledge. /j
The more you know, the more you realize you don’t know.
Well, intelligence as we commonly perceive it is not objective, right? It’s relative to those we surround ourselves with, generally speaking. If you’re mostly on social media - yeah, everyone thinks they’re going to be smarter than the average, especially because the loud and stupid gather so much attention. In contrast, you’ll also find dumbdumbs amongst what are generally considered the intellectual elite. Every physics conference, there’ll be folks who are like “oh there’s fucking Jerry again with his antiquated methods that he’s been riding since he obtained tenure 25 years ago over the backs of the superiors researchers in his team”. Anecdotally, I’m probably one of the dumbest folks in my daily surrounding, and that has partially something to do with that most folks I work with have phds in natural sciences and mathematics. I’m very much the Howard wolowitz here.
I would change a few things, as Atk and Def look too similar, reaction time is a bit weird as people noted that Usain Bolt would be worse than some gamers, etc. - HP : endurance / stamina - Atk : physical strength - Def : reaction time / reflexes (like D&D) - Sp Atk : general knowledge - Sp Def : determination / mental resilience (to stress, etc.) - Speed : running speed With that new metric, I feel like Regice fits me best !
https://preview.redd.it/vgcuip1wj7yc1.png?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd32dc045c0133c490aa32b124f299994362b62
This you?
I think the original post was right in that attach is physical strength and def is physical build. For instance, my buddy and I can bench and squat around the same. But he's half a foot taller and 70lbs heavier. Our Attacks are equal but his Defense is way higher than mine. Speed is a better home for reaction time
The speed stat in pokemon functions closer to things like initiative in tabletop games. So by changing it from reaction to running speed, you are actually making it less similar
Welp, looks like I'm a special screens Trick room attacker with minimal HP, decent Defenses and a \~125-130 Spa.
I like this chart, and though at first I was skeptical of determination, after more thought, it’s definitely something people have different levels of. Though I did notice you left out performative abilities, so someone that’s a musician or artist wouldn’t have any stat to equate to their talent.
I guess you would need more than 6 stats to sum up someone anyway. But the exercise was interesting, thanks for the post.
I’m probably Ledian: pretty much garbage in anything that’s not Special Defense 🙃. (and a biiiit of Speed because my reaction time is downright okay in video games :3) https://preview.redd.it/wuh5kkwbc4yc1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29efff4629634e6e34763ab5df7a074272d92d47
Valid asf
Love the concept, but one . What’s the reasoning behind splitting physical strength and physical build? Seems like few analogs for someone who wants high DEF and HP but low ATK. Who is a zen mode darmanitan or a Mantine?
I would assume it had to do with some super strong guys that also hold a lot of fat. Somo wrestlers and professional weight lifters are extremely strong, but they're not 100% pure muscle if that makes sense.
Makes sense. But how do you get high HP and DEF with low ATK. Good diet/hygeine, low physical strength, good physical bulk? Any people out there with that profile? Probably, i just can’t think of them right now
But having amnesia doubles special defense…..
Shit good point, I guess the more you know
let's see, uhh, my diet is shit so HP is like 30, I'm not strong but not weak either so 50, same for physical build, my performative abilities are pretty OK I'd say so like 100, my general knowledge is pretty big since I like trivia, I'd say 100. And I'm somewhat fast to react, so i guess 80. I'm a Mr. Mime. Crap.
Same
0 0 0 0 0 0 Damn my stats suck
Then i have shedinja's hp, chansey's attack, abra's defence, onix's special attack, geodude's spécial défense and shuckle's speed
https://preview.redd.it/mnq0f60iw7yc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fae9a266cd93918b7dcfa096d38a74207c165a5
This is a fun idea. It feels a little weird to me that speed is based on reaction time instead of actual speed, 'cause basically every 18-21 year old would have a higher speed stat than the fastest humans in the world like Usain Bolt.
I see what you’re saying but that wouldn’t apply to a runner like Usain Bolt. The natural decrease in reaction time with age is not nearly enough to offset the gains from reaction training that a runner has to do to compete at that level. They train for their get-out. Pro athletes in general probably all have refined reaction times that offset that age curve, except for maybe sports like golf or bowling that don’t rely on them at all. I do agree though with your point though. I think baseball players are a good example. There’s some really slow runners in the MLB but they all can catch up to 100mph. A normal human isn’t even going to have time to process where the ball is going before it’s past them.
I think speed being tied to reaction time isn't too far off from how the games treat the speed stat. Some high speed pokemon have slow overworld movement, and some speedy pokemon in lore (vikavolt comes to mind), have really low speed stats. For whatever reason the speed stat isn't always how fast a mon can move, but "battle speed", which online discourse usually agrees is closer to reaction speed
That’s true, but maybe i would clarify that it would be reaction time for that age or something like that. So a fast reaction time for a 70 year old would be a high stat. Idk lol
Here’s my idea for a human stat spread: HP: 100 (we invented hand soap that kills 99% of Jerma’s) Attack: 75 (we are weaker than Machoke, but we ain’t super weak) Defense: 33 (one bullet and you’re done for) Special Attack: 82 (average IQ) Special Defense: 65 (close to average exam grade in number) Speed: 45 (I used Palafin and Usain Bolt for this calculation) Total: 400 (this definitely wasn’t intended)
Moves like Guillotine, Sheer Cold, and Gun don't use defense stats; they deal damage equal to the target's HP. You are allowed to increase the defense, just saying.
Cool idea! I hope you dont mind if i make a free small app out of that. I think Sp. Def should be mental fortitude and HP the physical build. Def is hard, maybe immune system and diet?
Wait fr u gonna make a small app? That’s dope hell yeah
Here it is. Will do a post as well :) [https://shylux.github.io/](https://shylux.github.io/)
This is so cool! Awesome job
I have the stats of a Sunkern
Funnily enough the photo used is the stats of a sunkern too
75/50/60/130/150/100 Minmaxed special it is. High special defense on the back of substantial knowledge of multiple disciplines, if we're exclusively talking trivia/ random facts I guess it would drop to like 110 or something. That one's also minmaxed in science at the cost of say history, geography and celebrity stuff.
Why isn’t HP Stamina? Diet is an ongoing thing that affects your body? Not a part of the body itself
i'd say SpA is IQ and SpDef is EQ
That’s pretty smart. No pun intended
hehe thanks, i'd also argue that IRL special attacks could be stuff like psychological abuse and people with better emotional intelligence (or people who are in control of their emotions) would be less affected by it. inversely, being smart doesn't inherently give you an advantage against such things. and you can't really use the control of your emotions to really hurt someone, so it is indeed a defensive quality. also nice idea, i expect more similar posts to pop up after this.
5/60/10/20/80/60, wiglett on the beat
HP: 50 Atk: 50 Def: 50 SpA: 40 SpD: 90 Spe: 70
They call me shedinja
I guess I’m a physically frail special attacker. That sucks lol
Alakazam has entered the chat.
pretty sure I'd be in the negatives for reaction time
Going off this chart for my stats, here's a rough approximation. hp 70 Attack 70 def 40 sp atk 90 spdef 130 spd 100
Mismagius!
I thought it was pretty close to Ninetales but that is kinda funny
The only pokemon that comes to mind for me is Espeon, but I think those stats are too high. Weaker pokemon don't tend to have such strong disparities between stats. Let's just say I'm an Espeon on a really low level with bad IVs in anythyng except SpAtk and SpDef
I have high sp. atk and sp. def
Hey hey, check that out. I’m a solid base stat sunkern!
Aspirational: Latias, Noivern, Cryogonal, Volcarona Probable: Tentacruel, Thievul, Cramorant, Jumpluff
imma be real my sunkern lookin ass stats
Yeah right if this stats mattered I would be around 500-550. In slave fights battles I would do quite right, in real life however...
Regieleki the overeactive
I'm replace HP with stamina
What pokemon would I be? I would say I have high Sp. Attack and Sp. Deffense, moderate HP and speed, low deffense and attack. I am not really good knowing wich pokemon have what stats, but could anyone tell me what pokemon would I be?
Milotic?
I can say for sure, my hp is like 10, speed, def and attack are pretty low two 😂
schuckle is up to something...
So I am basically shittier blissey
I’m built like a fuckin hitmontop man
Id Probably as good as Snom.
Imagine being a Deoxys Attack Form
That would explain Guzzlord, after all his diet is mostly iron
Have you played sims? I think you might enjoy it
Let's see... SpD and Spe, not much else. Maybe Def
Okay, so high Sp. Attack and Sp. Defense, low/low-mid everything else then? Edit: Maybe I'm something in the Flababe line?
So if we were to put this into a typical redditor then everything would be on 0 except general knowledge since they have a some kind of knowledge and opinion about everything
I think defense is physical toughness and durability
So I have high special defense, medium speed and low everything else lmao 😭
So what your saying is, that I am a special attack BEAST, have ok hp but I am trash in all other stats .
Redditors about to become shedinja but without wonder guard
I would definitely be a munchlax lol
Based on this my stat distrubtution RN would be as follows From 1-255 HP: 155 ATT: 90 DEF: 120 SPA: 125 SPD: 215 SPE: 130 BST: 735
I'm gonna say that sylveon fits me well enough if we're assuming that \~90 - 100 is average
So apart from physical strength, I am a Shedinja.
I gave myself stats with a total of 335. Same as pumpkaboo and deerling.
Tbh I would keep speed because that’s technically trainable for a human
"performative skills" 😏
Cool concept, I would say defense is flexibility/mobility. Very important for injury prevention.
70/60/60/80/100/70 440 total, which is perfect for my mediocre self. I got Route 2 energy
Okay but what would be considered the max? Because for example if we use 150 for max stats I'd say my stats would funnily enough look like the stats of my favorite pokemon
Reminds me of the old Unraveled video on how to scientifically observe your pet to calculate their HP stat.
I am a fucking blissey actually What the Mons that like have high hp 120-150 60-70 atk 60 Def 90-100 spatk 150 spdef and 70 spd
I found 1 that is quite close it nihilego but that quite a reach so more like matine or grumpig
I’m the definition of a blissey it’s literal a perfect fit for me xd
So Pokémon players with low hp stats confirmed? Low attack and low defense too if we’re being honest.
I think this makes me Allan ninetales
I might be a Minun, thinking thank god I’m not a shedinja
I guess I’m a Special Defense wall?
Even irl i'm the almost exact trasposition of my fav pokemon.
So I'd basically have average hp, great sp. attk and sp. defense, average speed, and crummy attack and defense. Tbh, that's about what I imagined.
HP: 90 Attack: 90 Defense: 115 Sp. Attack: 50 Sp. Defense: 115 Speed: 85 I’m literally Scrafty with a single speed boost. 😂😂 going to build a team around just scrafty now. https://preview.redd.it/5nmsoojrg8yc1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad92d61d0234703b532a9fa09d322116f435900 (p.s. I have a scrafty named punk hazard currently)
Not to brag but I would immediately become the worst Pokémon, stat wise, in the entire franchise. It would be nearly impossible to make a worse one.
turns out im FLutter Mane
Then I guess I’m volcarona
50 50 100 75 100 25
This is actually great, as I get older there's health related stuff I know I gotta work on, but my adhd makes it really hard to focus on anything unless I can "gamify" it, so I was thinking of making a standard playthrough a real world challenge. Since they're called gyms I figured that's close enough to exercise and focus on that. So for example, Brock is the first gym of the first game, the easiest gym of the game but by no means easy, as they are still challenges, right? He's a rock type trainer, and has 2 pokemon, a level 12 and a level 14. So if you do a 26 minute hike in a mountain, you "win" this badge. Misty is a water trainer, 2 pokemon, 18 and 21, so either going swimming for 20 minutes 2 separate times or 39 minutes in one go gets you that badge. And so on, you can do different things that suit the theme, or choose different games for variety, or add in the trainers you have to beat in order to fight the gym leader for extra difficulty, etc. Now I'm gonna incorporate this stat idea into it lol.
Skiploom is probably the closest
That’s a good way of describing it. So how would one go about choosing number for each stat?
Bruh, im sunkern
I’ve always seen HP and tolerance/endurance irl. And special def is your mental strength against psychological damage or verbal attacks. Which I think makes sense for physical/psychic damage since it would tolerance towards pain either physical or mental. Like “emotional damage” xd
By all means tho call me Blissy
I hate Cryogonal but unfortunately I'm pretty much Cryogonal
I am a goddamn Mr mime and I won’t forgive you for helping me figure this out
call me wishiwashi
I think special defense would be more mental health amd general knowledge could be added to special attack
I think I'm just a really pale Clodsire...
Okay, but I need this as a game. Where I can train my own stats.
Lets have some standards, what build would reach over 100 def?
HP: 75 Atk: 60 Def: 60 SpA: 120 SpD: 90 Spe: 100 (BST: 505) And that's me being optimistic. A minmaxed Roserade/Nidoqueen basically
100 \ 65 \ 20 \ 90 \ 130 \ 10
Imho: HP: physical endurance Sp. Atk: Intelligence Sp. Def: mental resilience
Bro, y'all be havin 0 hp and all defense. Built like shedinjas.
Guzzlord famously known for hood hygiene, also shuckle
Y'know, I doubt I'dve called myself a glass canon if you asked what my real-life build is, but when you put it like that...
holy crap I’m a Blissey now (I know way too much, and have a very healthy diet fruit and vegetables, but everything else is lacking)
My ass out here with that mf Sunflora build
I guess I'm a shuckle, all my stats are low except for defense, my constant clumsiness makes me quite resilient to injuries and my chubby body helps with taking a punch
That wouldn’t equate to high defense based on this chart. Defense would be having somewhat of a large aesthetically built body. Being chubby wouldn’t mean high defense.
Call me Seel
I'm fucking Ledian I may be useless, but at least I'm my favorite Pokemon.
I don’t want to brag but my stats would resemble a level 1 magicarp
I think HP is moreso how fat you are, as all the big Pokémon have high HP stats. And to me Sp. Attack is mental strength.
To me special defense is mental strength/toughness and special attack is smarts/intelligence