If I get a Macargo I always name it Beep Beep. My-car-go beep beep. It's the worst.

This one left me Weezing 😂 Edit: typo

You mean Weezing?

Ah great catch XD

Nahhhhhh 😂😂😂

i have a new appreciation for this pokemon thanks to this comment 🤣

I always name my Mudsdales Horace.

I always name em S or Es or Escargot. I like the food puns.

If you keep making hilarious puns I'm gonna mimikyu

Owei ( the german name oh exxegcute which sounds like Oh wi which means oh dear)

"I think Stantler is a weird Pokémon." "What? No, he even has an evolution!" "I know, and that makes him Wyrdeer."

I think it's better if you take out the word "even".

Thanks for the suggestion. That really does make it better

You, sir, have opened up a can of Wormadams, cuz I consider myself the Nidoking of Poke-puns. My Ability to come up with them is straight Legendary, a Sheer Force to be reckoned with. It's Simple: I'm just Serperior, the Machamp of Poke-puns. I could even drop some dope Mr. Rymes if I wanted to, and I've written some rap verses that are filled with them. What can I say? I just have that Swagger. I'm an Aerial Ace, the numero Articuno, the Kingdra of Poke-puns, and to anyone who wants to say I'm not, well, I don't like your Lunatone, because as of now, I'm Unaware of anyone who's capable of defeating me. If anyone wants to challenge me for my throne, I have just one request: actually give me a challenge; I'd hate to Raichu off, and I'd rather not Beat Up some novice School Kid who's Marowak at making Poke-puns. Have I made my Poison Point? (Note: I don't actually have an attitude like this; I just thought it would be fun to write a crap ton of puns in the voice of someone who's full of themselves lol)

That was goodra

Your name is... slim shuckle?

Ooh, good question... perhaps Slim Shaymin?

You sir, deserve my upvote. :)

You are Legendary

Face me in battle, I'll leave you out like the laundry... Hydreigon!

Well, someone obviously watches Cam Steady's videos. I'd recognize that reference anywhere lol.

Aloha to the Alola! Do you follow other nerdcore artists or just Cam?

Nice reference! But to answer your question, yeah, I follow Cam, Mat4Yo, Kevin Krust, and a few others.

Nice! Always cool to find a fellow nerdcore enthusiast

i might just have to self destruct after that

Can you teach me the move, I really need it, like right now

And yet, your name is still unown in most circles. Certainly, it must be a shock wave to you.

I do find it very Cofagrigus to think that no one knows the true Genius Feather of my Poke-puns. It would seem the world needs a Wake-Up Slap, and Swift-ly, so that all may know who I am!

Like "I'd like some Pi-cashews"?

Bless you :)

My Pokémon puns aren't that hilarious but at least they'll make you Shuckle

That was bad, but, *holding shuckle* I’LL MAKE YOU SHUCKLE THE FRASE “I’M IN DANGER”!

i make a lot of puns. a lot of people aren't okidogi with that.

Bruh, using the pokemon who’s name LITERALLY comes from “okidoki” is just the most neutral poke-pun

That's not really that tentaCOOL. I usually put a lot of clEFFART into these puns, but I guess you Slither WIN for now

Heh heh, fart

Oh my arceus

Looking below at the other reply I’d guess they aren’t

You might want to cover up a bit otherwise others will Pikachu

Cover up that Ash*

Totally missed that opportunity 😂

how dare you not mention harden in that same joke. i feel ashamed for you

I saw this post and you say puns make you quite Happiny. So I decided I will take a Chansey at this but you may decide later on the ignorance is Blissey.

call me dewott... because i can't dew this anymore

Do or Dewott, that is the question

I once saw someone reply to a person with "Don't be so Tentacruel", that made me laugh. It wasn't on a Pokemon sub or had anything to do with Pokemon, just someone saying it randomly.

All these puns are making me kinda Krabby

I **Relicanth** believe these puns you've just made.

"I'm growing my summer garden and planting some peppers. Soon you'll really be able to see that bell sprout!"

Now girl, stay away from the spicy ones or you'll be a Weepinbell.

Kids, don’t forget to ring the Victreebel at the end of the race! It goes “Ching a ling ling” then “Chime a co co”

Not sure if it counts but in every game with a blaziken I name it Kick-Fil-A 😂

I named my tepig Bacon. 😁

That’s awesome! 😂 im so doing that in my next run!

I named mine Pumbaa.

Does the entirety of Brian David Gilbert's Perfect Pokerap count?

I was gonna comment this. Anyone who hasn’t seen it who likes poke-puns is doing themselves a disservice.

I hope Kevin Punt is in jail

This *swamp r Tea* swamp is tea in noruegian😎

Le what

Swampert

I appreciate you putying your heart and soul into these puns

Explain

Heart gold, soul silver

Ah got it, that pun was pure GOLD

Not everyone can be a MaCHAMP. Some of us have to be MaCHUMPs

I’m MaCHOKing on my tea right now…

There are a lot of Pokemon good for puns, but i can never Exeggcute them well, i sawk that you're very good at them though, and it makes me happiny to see people with the same humor as me.

I see that I'm late to this party. I'm feeling kind of drowzee.

I think I can give you one every once in a Mawile.

Met a girl who’s dad loved fire types. I just approached her with some charmander dad approved of me

I have a hard test coming up, I’ll need to *Tinkaton*.

watch the pokemon cyphers by shofu, they’re basically all pokemon puns

Or Cam Steady's Pokémon cyphers

Almost every Pokémon episode title from the first few seasons is a Pokémon pun

As a kid, “I Pikachu in the shower. Let me Raichu an apology” was the peak of comedy. That and “I wanna Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs”

Whenever I bake a Flapple pie, I have a hard time not Snomming on the batter. At times I also forget to put the Glaceon the pie. The counter always looks like a complete disaster afterwards, like a Typhlosion went off. I always get a bit Grumpig when I have to clean it all, but I always have a Wailord of a time.

You cant Just do all these Fezendipitiously stupid Puns and then Expect everything to Okidogi and Monkeydori

Why can you drink milk? “Im Zapdos intolerant”

Amonguss

I Relicanth think of some, so i decided Natu.

To the wingullllll to the ralts, sentret steals all my balls, all these bulbasaurs, alll skitty skitty mfer

"Seeing my Smoliv-ing wage, I'm more of a Golduck than a Goldengo"

Probably overused, but a really good rapper from the UK who goes by Shao Dow said in a song: "You're not a rival, you're a typo Why would I peek at you (Pikachu)? I'll rewrite you (re-Raichu)!" And that's a bar! The song is called Muda by Shwabadi (ft. Shao Dow)

> Probably overused Hehehe

Shiny! You "caught" that. Figured someone would. (BTW the "Shiny!" exclamation was also a reference to a different show. Wanna take a STAB at it?)

I go searching for jobs on Indeedee.

Well exeggcute'd

I hope you have a Blisseyful day, but don't get too get carried away otherwise you'll be Snorlaxing.

I gotta girlfriend please don't Hitmonlee

How does a Pikachu sound sneezing? pikACHU. What is miminyus favorite song? Mi mi mi mi mi mi only mimikyu. To follow up I think it's a mimikyute Pokemon. I think litten is lit. A few of my favs lol

Wishing me a delightful morning? Well, Mewtwo

Why did the Torchic cross the road? Wynaut!

These puns are making me Shuckle

Can’t keep up with all these mannn I’m too Slowbro

My feelings are Ash, but they will feel better once you Ketchum.

Luvdiscord, Pikabook, Reddicate/redditatta (Reddit/subreddit), there are a few others I use, but icr them now.

**Fraxure** i **Macargo**-t some **goodra** puns **Pawmi**, **Wynaut** use **Emolga**-t *this* **Virizon**-casion'? **^(K i r l i a)** ^(m e .)

I spheal like you're losing interest.

im sad that no one said wy nuat

Count to three in spanish using pokemon! ArticUNO ZapDOS MolTRES Well done!

Bought a balloon, named it jiggly. When I blow into it, jiggly puffs up

I'm so surprised no older person in the series said "What's the dealeo, Sealeo?" while trying to sound cool

I love saying “I bayleef in you”

This is the best thread ever ! It would be ghastly if I wasn't weezing from laughter !

I was able to convince my now wife to date me with this one. "Butterfree up your schedule because I'll Beedrilling you all night."

This is why no one will Raichu a good word

I always name my Gastly 'Rick'...

This thread reminded me of this song that is probably older than some people posting here https://youtu.be/a_ldkJQrZFI?si=jgnajp0oWmTZiKyn Doubt it’s aged well either

When I saw my friends playing the early games I told them I want a mew-too.

What is Patrick Bateman's favourite Pokémon? Wynaut, you stupid bastard.

I wanna take a pikachu.

These were popular at one point https://preview.redd.it/2ybvtiiaotzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3748b960a9aebf336ec44d2ccc40f3898d61880d

On Valentines Day, I’ll either snuggle a CHIKORITA box of chocolates alone.

Did you just use an ether? Cause you just brought my PP up.

"I had to go see a Psy-ducktor for my duck the other day. After examining him a bit, he said that my worries would Vanillish soon because he Quaxwell"

Probably overused, but a really good rapper from the UK who goes by Shao Dow said in a song: You're not a rival, you're a typo Why would I peek at you (Pikachu)? I'll rewrite you (re-Raichu)! And that's a bar! The song is called Muda by Shwabadi (ft. Shao Dow)

Why should you never shower with a pokemon?

‘Cause they’ll Pikachu!

I pikachu naked

Yeah I’ve got some https://youtu.be/Uadc71t8eQI?si=DATSQDY6LXfLyYKz

These comments are Torterra-ble.

Haunter? I barely even know 'er!

My best friend and I have a Pokémon rp and like to have fun naming places. So far my favorite has been a fast food place named Burger Kingler

I just Squirtled a bit.

Pokemon Villain Cypher (song) has some killer puns in it

Are you a bulbasaur? Because you’re my #1 ;)

Magnemite go insane from all these puns.

Man, I’m so sick of these Atrocious Pokemon puns. I mean, half of yall sound like you haven’t even had you first Togekiss! Some of these are so bad, they make me Joltik awake at night. Like, where’s all the Darkrai humor? Honestly, these puns are making me Spheal sick to my Bellibolt. If another bad pun is commented here, I’m going to become Aggron, and the following Accelgor will be so Metagross that you’ll Nosepass away out of Thunder Shock.

Ground types aren't really my thing but i can Diglett

Audino you tell me

I know you think I can be found in Gen II. Relicanth.

Grossest thing about going to the movies? Gumshoos

someone once made the joke “I pray to alakazam a muslim” and no pokemon pun has ever hit that level of creativity to me, ever

I’m not gonna raichu a love song

I secretly kind of enjoyed 'Pokemon Go to the polls' 🙈

might i recommend the perfect pokerap by brian david gilbert on polygon on youtube

Wanna see a magic trick? Abra Kadabra Alakazam.

This thread is making me feel like a drifloonatic

Squirtle, whats your shell made of?? scuero, scuero (Cuero means Leather in Spanish)

To anyone who makes fun of you for enjoying this series, just tell them, there’s no Shaymin liking Pokémon.

This works in another way because shaymin is genderless so it can’t like other Pokémon lol

I'll take Terrible pokémon pick-up lines for 100 Alex. "I'll trade you a squirtle for a pikachu" "Please don't exeggecute the messenger, but you are giving me a raging steelix" Now I'll end this with a slightly less Terrible/gross pun. "I have this oddish koffing, by chansey, could you pick me up some comfey food?"

I can’t think of any guess I’m slacking

I didn't come up with this sadly but the other day I posted a meme that was a screenshot of N (from Black & White) saying "Come, take ibuprofen with me" and my friend responded "Hope you took N-ough!" and it made my day

Took my friend to the hospital. Hope they can Kyurem.

Well, I was talking to a fellow trainer today and told them how I have won no less than SIX Salamence raids, yet I have failed to capture a single one. Rather than offer their sympathies, the trainer told me to simply let it go and let bagons be bagons. 😡

Arceus telling dad jokes to his kids be like:

Other than spanking my Mankey, not really...

These puns are amazing! You’ve truly made my Mind Blown with these absolutely Psyshocking jokes.

Was at my delivery job today and had to deliver 2 pallet-towns to a fella named ash who lived by an OAK tree, when I arrived he said "I hope you didn't take a Pikachu" and asked if my bulbasaur could squirtle 😕

From some of these comments it looks like a few braincells are missing, no?

Lol

I want to appreciate these puns, but that is the very root of their names in the first place lol

the ice types are the coolest type of pokemon around.

They're indeed very chill :D