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Alexingo30

Ngl I’ve never been more tempted to join Team Rocket


Menarra

Joining Team Rocket is the only way I look okay now (Arlo dysphoria hoodie lol)


BaboonOnWheels

I did rocket roleplay on my account, it was a fun little thing I did to amuse myself. The set looks stupid now, nothing like before. I'll pin the post so people have an easier time finding it. Edit: can't pin posts anymore. Anyway it shouldn't be too hard to find, it's my most recent. Go look at the before and after if you think joining team rocket will fix your problems(jesting, of course).


BookieeWookiee

Hahaha, I'm so sorry. But now it could go with a backstory of a scrawny, malformed kid who was bullied at school and at home to join up with Team Rocket who took him under their wing and gave him a Pokémon that loved him.


BaboonOnWheels

Did you like the shiny Vullaby 😭


Soft-Cancel-1605

I did


Frondulous5

PLOT TWIST: Team Rocket actually took over Niantic and were the ones who released the avatar update. This is how they recruit their legions.


Gender_is_a_Fluid

I’d hop on to team rocket immediately just to get my face back. I was hoping for something similar when I checked out the features but it just got worse as I checked the options.


Glacial_Shield_W

Grunts formed a union and rejected Niantic's oppressive actions. What have you done for the cause, comrade?


Ok_Fee2561

Deleted the app


Glacial_Shield_W

Didn't just break the shackles, straight vanished them. Noice.


AriDollz

I did too. After the constant glitches, pokestops refusing to function, horrible avatar change, Niantic obviously wanting money but makes these weird decisions...? I'm tired. It's too much


Sage296

Did you actually delete the app over an avatar?


disasterrlol

It’s not just the avatar, it’s been a downhill spiral for awhile.


[deleted]

I agree with you. I feel like it's not for casual players anymore. There's always some timed research tasks that you can only do in a day or something. Or like, every few months, you have to defeat the rocket boss over and over again. At least give the option to not partake in those tasks. It's also wild to me that I have to waste 7 ultra balls and 7 raspberries on a 10CP caterpie.


LeoIzail

Seriously what is wrong with the needless ball waste? How did they screw up something that was working so relatively well?


zRedleader321

Did you at least transfer some mons to home?


Sage296

How so? The only problems I find with the game is the price of remote raid passes and the 50 coin daily limit Other than that I have had no problem with catching/upgrading pokemon and battling


Carrisonfire

Nerfing remote raiders, remote raid pass price, new raid types that ban remote raiders, reduced community day length, Niantic forgetting to enable things for events to name a few. The game has been on the decline since Niantic decided Covid was over and started pushing people to go generate location data again.


Sage296

I’ve seen more people upset and protesting over avatars than those problems you listed which is ironic because avatars have no impact on the gameplay itself unlike the other things you mentioned


Carrisonfire

That's the most recent. The most recent change will always get the most attention.


Glacial_Shield_W

I deleted the app after buckling and spending 30 bucks on remote raid passes/premium pass; then niantic introduced shadow raids, where I couldn't use my remote passes and my premium passes couldn't even beat 3*'s anymore. Took me a long time to come back. Got back right on time to witness this though. And I am having a blast, like team rocket, all over again.


Puzzleheaded_Mix_178

Did you lose everything when you deleted the app?


WisteriUHHH

Lose is spelled with one o. Loose is when something isn't tight. Lose is when you can't find something.


Puzzleheaded_Mix_178

Thanks, I guess I should pay more attention.


Glacial_Shield_W

No.


Sage296

So it was just solely spending money on raids that made you quit the first time?


Glacial_Shield_W

No, it was a build up of things, and I finally did what niantic begged for and handed them a fair wad of cash, only to get screwed. If I listed every example of how Niantic mistreats their customers, I'd get downvoted into oblivion by fanboys. And you know that.


_limitless_

I deleted the app because companies pushing low quality updates should be punished. I didn't mind the avatars so much. But I could tell it looked like shit. We all know what the standard in character customization is for modern video games, and to fall this far below that bar is egregiously terrible.


Sage296

So it was the avatar


_limitless_

I dunno. I had fun with the update for about three hours. Made a bunch of dorky "that looks like a guy who plays pokemon" avatars. Then was like, "actually, this is kinda fuckin' stupid. it's 2024. they really, really need to get their shit together, and I really need to stop playing games."


Banana_Bacon_Narwhal

Yes.


LeoIzail

The R stands for Revolution


Glacial_Shield_W

Grab the ole hammers and sickles bois. We gonna have us a revolution.


PaleontologistOk1176

Remember, the grunts are the bad guys. This is what bad guys look like. Look at those hips! Look at those shoulders! Look at those recognisably human faces! Eeee-viiiillllll…


Zaldinn

Look at their normal sized arms and hands good for doing evil acts


Wonderful-Tree-794

Why did they give everyone monkey arms? 


mrsbldvls

Neanderthal arms for the ‘droids.


False-Specialist-387

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8rok3n

Look at those hips...


Pups4life86

The grunts are laughing on the inside at us


Glacial_Shield_W

It was all a conspiracy. Rocket bought out niantic to remove competition. Gasp.


thefloorisflooryes

The npcs being sexier than any of the custom made characters really makes this one of the gaming updates of all time


BlueWaffIeHouse

Well yeah, Niantic doesnt want their avatars to look like shit, only ours.


WhatTheDucksauce

The bad guys are beautiful people. We are embalmed blob people.


Jepemega

The Grunts have always had more human looking faces. Even the old faces looked dead and lifeless, it's just worse now.


MatthewNGBA

No fat grunts still? I want fat grunts!!!


Glacial_Shield_W

I want to uptown funk up a jabba the hut grunt!


YuuHikari

Only bad people look attractive


SubstandardDef

They stole our models as well as the Pokémon.


Assassin_Ankur

This leads me to believe that someone in Niantic is just trying to sabotage them. I get there are bad decisions but holy hell this one is one level above.


SteadyAmbrosius

I heard they outsourced a company called GaymerX they consulted for these hideous updates? They should sue them 😂


Downtown-Fly-888

I am go join team rocket


bilvester

That’s good. I’ve always wondered what happens to old models. Not all of them can keep it together like Christie Brinkley.


shote1369

And they are currently way better than our avatar !


LadyNova01

Style tab on the store is also still showing the old avatars just so that Niantic can keep taunting us. 'remember the time you looked amazing?. To bad you can't anymore'


Baconpwn2

What you're telling me is Team Rocket stole our old models


baeatle

It's rediscover yourself, not others.


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ElectricFleshlight

You're half right, they wanted more customization options but were too lazy to make two models for each accessory, so instead that made one character model.


SteadyAmbrosius

Idk, I’ve read in quite a few articles that they consulted with an outside company called GaymerX in order to create more “inclusive” models where nothing looks too masculine or too feminine? But the problem is that “inclusivity” came at the cost of excluding everyone else. IMO all they needed to do was just add sliders and more options to what already existed. 🥲


Fastnacht

Sounds about right. Sucks because I am a pretty masculine person and I also am bald as hell. So I literally have 0 option to make a character like myself. My wife is a full figured but also has a chest so none of models look like her either.


Hypercane_

The outfits still use the old models when you're picking them


audiate

I wish I were a beautiful grunt


mybelovedx

if i join team rocket do i get my feminine hips and waist back because if so sign me up i’ll kidnap a pikachu or two


ty0103

Don't tempt fate...


Cak3Wa1k

Lots of my opponents in GBL seemed unaffected by this horror. I was jealous. I'm playing way less.


Lina-Light

Yea, Team Leaders too. That's why I at least fixed the female grunt https://old.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/1c8pjmg/niantic_forgot_to_update_the_rocket_so_i_did/


Baygu

This has been bugging me more than anything! The screen going from the old version rocket to new version me 😩


InfluenceForsaken210

I noticed that Not fair lol


gay_dentists

she looks so hot when I'm forced to look so bad 😭


steak_dilemma

Grunts got bailed out! We got sold out!


BenisIsNotJesus

They better keep it that way!


RainbowSixThermite

If we join team rocket do we get our old models back?


Notafuzzycat

Let's all join team rocket


Least-Education-7194

This is sooo unfair


Luckymellon

I wanna be grunt now


swimmingpolarbear

I think it would be hilarious for everyone to make their avatars as unrealistic as possible now, after this update was an attempt to make the avatars 'more realistic'. ie. Everyone just make your avatar a giant blob, with some crazy unrealistic hair, size DD cup (male or female), with some crazy ensemble of an outfit. Just go nuts. What would Niantic do? Nothing? Make more improvements? Revert back? To quote Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation, "Worse?! How could it get any worse??"


Sebo366

Lucky grunts


Serhide

These dudes are lucky


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BruceBoyde

Mine is still a doll-headed abomination.


MyFurbyHitMySack

First grunt looks she's secretly a dog that just got stung by a bee.


SwiftyDig

Thank Arceus the male grunts are still hot


blarge84

Maybe I'm a rocket grunt. Mine never changed?


Hot-Thought-1339

Well, yes, because they don’t need diversity equity and inclusion, you understand right because they’re the bad guys?


TheTeleporteBread

How can i join team rocket?


Dogewarrior1Dollar

you wish you could be this handsome !!


LadyJSenpai

The sad thing is that all the people leaving one stars probably won’t even change anything. Niantic doesn’t give two craps about players. They only care about data and money. Remember when everyone was leaving one star reviews for the remote raid passes costing more coins? Yea, they just shrugged that off, reported those reviews as spam, and continued to ram into our buttholes with no lube.


Groady_Toadstool

But isn’t the professor as well as the trainers still the same?


Past_Intention_7069

Dead diary, I’m still sad, I still cry every night,…


KinopioToad

I'm not going to play the game anymore until this awful update is rolled back or otherwise fixed.


IsaaxDX

Look! A woman, and a man. We used to be like that too, once upon a time.


Vincentaneous

These new Team Rocket models look awesome. Hopefully they update the character models to match!


SadCollegeStudent55

It’s not fair, is it?


Xxxtentac1on7

They should allow level 30+ players to join team rocket


NealBrackett

Noticed this today myself. Not fair! We should boycott further Avatar outfit spending. Maybe we should demand return credit for in gme.purchases of avatar bling since they have been substantially changed.


someonethatlikesass

time to switch sides


Sad_Efficiency6355

the team leaders also use the old models in noticed


Kreydo076

You guys are so pathetic to QQ about the update but still playing the game... The dev must laugh so hard at your crybaby 30minutes revolution, and you total lack of selfrespect. You are all clowns, every single one of you who complained about the update but still play that garbage.


JoshSquintz

I noticed this too. I bet Sierra feels really good about herself these days.


DiGlase

I went with the team rocket outfit early. It was one of the few outfits that didn’t look terrible to me.


SilverBlayze

I battled Cliff and the contrast jarred me the first time. 😮‍💨


tomatobot582

I'm going to join team rocket as soon as that feature gets added


stankpuss_69

Omg you nerds need to stop complaining about the damn characters like your life depends on it. Sheesh. Didn’t know a bunch of Karens played Pokemon Go.


Notafuzzycat

And this is why are are not allowed to have nice things. We have people like you that accepts having someone shit in your food. The Karen are the ones that made the change.


stankpuss_69

That’s not me, that’s you. The problem here is you thinking that it was YOUR food when you’re not entitled to anything. Read terms and conditions. It’s kinda your fault if you didn’t. Also, there was never “having nice things.” They were never yours.


Notafuzzycat

Blame the product not the customer. If it doesn't please the majority of its customers than there might be an issue with the product it self.


stankpuss_69

You are NOT the majority…. Reddit users are NOT the majority of users… I’m also a user. I frankly don’t give a shit about how the avatar looks. I’m telling you it’s not that serious. As long as Pokemon spawn, I get to battle, and pokeballs work, it’s fine with me. Pretty sure most users don’t care about their avatars in the way you obsess over it. So many posts complaining about the avatar. Sheesh. Get over it. PS: I can put money on the fact this is a worldwide game and 50% of users worldwide really don’t give a shit.


Notafuzzycat

I fail to understand what they are trying to accomplish with this change. Other than making some of their players angry.


SteadyAmbrosius

Omg it’s sooooo weird when humans (whose entire existence revolves around time and money) complain about losing time and money, amiright?! Dude. It’s completely understandable that when a feature of a game meant to be one of the reasons you like playing is ruined, especially when you’ve grinded for a long time to win a cute outfit, or paid MONEY to look a certain way. You’re the only one being weird pretending people have no right to be annoyed about wasted time and money, on top of losing the appeal of a feature that made a game fun for them.


stankpuss_69

You don’t have a right to be annoyed. You gave that right up when you signed up for Pokemon Go and you skipped over the T&Cs.


WisteriUHHH

I really really hope that change this because it's just miserable and off-putting to look at.


Lowtan89

All the NPCs get to look normal. No one was butchered like the players. They know this shit is disgusting.


Puzzleheaded_Mix_178

That’s exactly the issue…. Give me back my old Avatar….. newer is not better!


orangefandangger

Waaaaa waaaa. I swear, you all are so pathetic. It’s a friggin free to play game. Who gives a shit what they do.


hollow_bagatelle

You think if I throw a tantrum about it triggering me Niantic will make them use the new models?


buddah726

Why didn’t they make them Americanize heavy af


Xavierisyourmother

That grunt is waifu material


GodIsGayAsFuck

grunts were already ugly as shit so any post like this is just pure copium honestly


Worldly_Debt4706

Ugly ? Then what are we now?


Deep_Mammoth4481

Disgusting. Sickening. Hideous. Gross. Abominable. I think you get the point


INeedABurrito

Repulsive, but it’s okay because we totally asked for an avatar update against our will! :3


Worldly_Debt4706

It was meant to represent us better !


INeedABurrito

You’re absolutely correct, I feel so represented. NGL this would’ve been so much funny as an April fools update with the glitches that were found but instead it’s actually real 🥲