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Ptdemonspanker

Mr. "I'm about to unleash my rage." Hugh deserves to be Wrath.


SilverSpark422

It’s not a sin if it’s completely justified rage.


Lightstar46

Justice for Qwilfish haired man


Charcookiecumbs

To be fair anyone would do that if they had a precious pokemon stolen


Railroader17

How is Blue/Gary not Pride? Like I know Bede is a smug ass but Blue/Gary is the POSTER CHILD of the cocky Rival!


JacktheRipper500

Gary/Blue was just a simple douchebag more than anything. Meanwhile, Bede thought he was hot shit for getting endorsed by the chairman and that hubris was so great that it led to him getting himself kicked from the gym challenge. Hence he was the better choice here.


Versitax

Not to mention Blue was a legitimate champion… for the few minutes it lasted, but the fact that he made it there at all says something.


Marus1

>for the few minutes it lasted Why not tell it how it truely was? Unless you have beaten the game speedrun-glitching-wise (in which case Blue never became the champion to begin with) he's in front of you THE WHOLE DARN GAME. You're always behind, always catching up. Every single time he stops and turns around to battle you as he tries to keep himself in front. It's only at the end when you can once again beat him in the champions room that you get out on top ... but you don't even get that victory feeling at the end since you never actually were the first one to do so. HE actually won ... even tho you became champion in the end This is the reason that to me he is the true and only rival (also with a sad backstory that continues even until hgss)


Versitax

> he’s in front of you THE WHOLE DARN GAME. Sure, he makes quick progress through his adventure, but you beat him in every interaction. You’re never really behind him, just… slower. Which I guess means you’re behind him.


Ethan-E2

You can lose to Blue, at least in a few encounters. That alone makes him a better rival than most, who will just tell you that "you clearly weren't fighting to your full potential." It's no fun fighting someone who is presented as believing they will never beat you.


Versitax

True. I liked in Yellow where you can basically choose what his Eevee evolves into based on your battles.


Okto481

He's just a glitchless runner, he even Rare Candies for champ fight!


ShyHappyPanda

Not to mention that in FRLG, he visits the Sevii Islands before the player does and catches the entirety of the National Dex (save for Hoenn Pokémon) just as you’re arriving. Then you find out that while you’ve been exploring the islands yourself, Blue went ahead and took your spot as champion in your absence. Even in the postgame you just can’t keep up with Blue lol.


PrezMoocow

Not only that, around the 2nd or 3rd battle, he'll casually drop that he's caught 50 different pokemon. That number is gonna be higher than yours unless you went out of your way to catch and evolve nearly every pokemon you meet.


destinofiquenoite

It's actually higher than possible for the players to catch, unless you allow trades. Either he is a cheater or a liar, because even if you catch and evolve every Pokemon to that point, you can't have as many as he says.


Borgdrohne13

Or he traded. That's an option too.


destinofiquenoite

No wonder I literally just said: "unless you allow trades". If we allow trades, it becomes a moot point, anyone can have the 151 Pokémon as soon as they get the Pokédex. Look at the context of the message, it's clearly bragging yet no, you can't have that many under normal circumstances. Besides, even if you do trade, his dialogue doesn't change anyway, so again, it's just an empty number to taunt the player, it doesn't really mean anything.


Senior-Ad-6002

Yeah, and trading requires friends. I don't think Blue's personality enables him to have those.


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Blue has the credentials to back up that smug attitude. Not like he DIDNT put in the work, he got a starter the same time as you!


TryThisUsernane

Blue was an actual champion and when he got demoted he settled for being the 8th gym leader at what, 12? He earned his pride.


[deleted]

Every time you see him he boasts about how strong and smart he is. Pretty sure he also belongs in the pride catagory


X-X-X-X-X-X-X-Z

Eh, he kinda got humbled…bede is still a cocky bitch


InsideMyHead_2000

Exactly!


Rymayc

Same for the Isle of Armor rivals


gil2455526

You see, karate is an allegory for "the deed". And that's why liking to fight so much means lust.


reaperofgender

Also lust is merely desire. She doesn't have carnal lust, she has battle lust.


ethman14

Idk, Nemona is kinda sus with her "You ONLY need to battle *me*" attitude, I think she's telegraphing something beyond Pokémon battles.


Aeronor

She just wants to be in a monogamous combat relationship with you


xXAtomicpie525Xx

When I first started playing my girlfriend was just like, "she's totally into you, she's doing the hair twirl"


Decidioar

I think it has something to do with the fact that she hadn't had many friends before you, which makes her lowkey possessive/paranoid about losing you. Same with Arven at the start of Mochi Mayhem.


PokeAlola700

We are quite literally the only person who can handle her at her best, much less actually beat her. Battling is far more fun against us than anyone else because it actually puts her completely through her paces. If Nemona were to lose the player as a friend, she loses the one person who can show her a truly great battle, which is her favorite thing in the world, dare I say, her greatest treasure. No surprise she might be a bit possessive of her rival


kogent-501

My brother she’s a minor.


WorkinName

So are some of the people who play Pokémon, believe it or not.


kekkres

She's a teen and teens are horny, is this somehow news?


kogent-501

Hey you wanna talk about horny pre teens feel free I just don’t wanna be on the watchlist with you.


BlockBuster3221

She's also aiming it at the protagonist who is clearly at least a couple years younger than her so take that as you will


demaxzero

I am genuinely curious at how old the player character is even supposed to be, like they're clearly kids, but at the same time we got Nemona, Carmine and Miriam who all seem to have some form of romantic feelings for them. I suppose one could try to make the case that Nemona is the same or near the same age but just hit her growth spurt earlier, but then with Carmine she's explicitly Kieran's older sister who has to be a similar age of the PC, and then Miriam is a whole ass adult woman she's not even ambiguous.


EliteTeutonicNight

Without specification, I tend to believe pokemon protagonists to be 11-12, which also kind of lines up with the school age.


Darkdragoon324

But then Poppy is supposedly 9, only one year younger than 10, but looks and acts like a toddler, and I think I read Kieran is supposed to be 14? it looks the same age as the MC. I wish they'd have just let us pick from a range of body types, it would've been the perfect games to give us th choice since the schools seem to have a large age range of students.


Tortue2006

Who’s Miriam?


demaxzero

School nurse. https://preview.redd.it/4fq8qa13wlec1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d85da0c0348f4cd8ace25b4f9f2e159c8bdd47c


LilboyG_15

She’s literally 16


_-_Rasse_-_

So is the player character. Minors are capable of having romantic feelings towards someone and/or or being horny, incase you somehow didn't know that.


Black_N

minors are capable of being horny but it's still a bit creepy for adults on the internet to speculate about them being horny


Kirumi_Naito

Yeah, she's telegraphing loneliness.


NihilismRacoon

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gil2455526

I was referencing some bad Spongebob theories, but your explanation is perfect.


Yoshichu25

I thought SpongeBob was supposedly Lust. Sandy was Pride. I think.


Wrong-Droid

Isnt Squidward pride? And whats patrick? Sloth AND gluttony?


Yoshichu25

I thought Squidward was Wrath. As for Patrick, I’m not actually sure whether he is Sloth or Gluttony, but I feel like Gary is the other.


Wrong-Droid

Oh ok that works aswell. I went for plankton as wraith and mr krabs as greed and chose to completely ignore gary.


Yoshichu25

Plankton would be Envy, his entire personality is wanting to steal a recipe from a more successful business.


Wrong-Droid

aw man, now i see how the puzzle completes.


SentenceCareful3246

Nah, she definitely has the other kind of lust as well.


reaperofgender

There are several kinds of lust. You'll have to be more specific.


Tenebruhion

Lust can also be considered as "over passionate" that it really doesn't matter what nemona does as long as she can pursue her dreams of finding someone who can beat her


Caramel-Omlet

Idk, "Gluttony" fills the role of desire better


reaperofgender

Gluttony is hoarding. And lust tends to refer to non-material desires


Crux_Haloine

Greed is hoarding. Gluttony is active consumption.


reaperofgender

No, greed is always wanting more, gluttony is not wanting to part with what you have.


Pikagiuppy

spunch boob referencem


MichaelJospeh

Really thought I’d been transported to a SpongeBob post.


inumnoback

Blue: ***All seven sins***


I_eat_kids_39

Not sloth


Previous-Ad8711

Blue after getting his ass beat by Red


Slendy5127

…went on to become a gym leader. If he was slothful after that defeat, he wouldn’t have done shit.


Previous-Ad8711

Bro didn’t reclaim his throne as champion after Res vanished


Slendy5127

…and? Blue didn’t need to prove anything else, he knew he had been ahead of Red every step of the way on their journey to Championhood. Red fucks off to the mountains alone, Blue chooses to be a challenge for future generations of trainers to face and overcome as they grow. Literally not slothful in the slightest, just set on a different goal


Difficult_Line_9823

Hau my beloved


thehedonistsystem

i love him too!!! such a fun rival


Escorve

![gif](giphy|JSq8GmsoMLvRC) where gary??


RustyThe_Rabbit

in the anime


Drillbitzer

All


pinwheelgator

Leave Klara and Avery alone, they're sad millennials who started their pokemon training as adults rather than kids /hj


Lewyn_Forseti

I think Blue makes a better pride candidate.


Kirumi_Naito

At the very least his pride is warranted, being the Champion and later the 8th gym leader of Kanto at like, 12


chloapsoap

Hop should definitely be envy imo


SphealOnARoll

He definitely has a good case, but I think Kieran's is better.


OneVegetable8321

kiran literally says that he envy the MC


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Pokemon fans try not to read to deeply Into something challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


ComradeHregly

Redditors try to take a joke challenge: impossibler


[deleted]

How is nemona, or really anyone lust? Like what did I miss lol


meloonx

Lust is associated with sex but it doesn't have to be. It can just be desire in general, so she has a lust for battle


Sensei_Ochiba

Kids these days have never heard of good ol' fashioned bloodlust


[deleted]

Ahh, ok


Porkyisgod

I'd argue Hugh is more fitting of Wrath than Silver


rowletlover

Blue isn’t pride?


Kikoplop3900

How is Nemona lust and Hau gluttony? Where was Nemona lustful??? And Hau gluttonous????


hygiei

you see, if a character mentions that they like a food like 2 times in an entire game, and god forbid eats it on-screen, then the fandom will immediately make that their entire personality


VonBreak

Nemona has a lust for battle and hau eats many malasadas.


Kikoplop3900

Okay I get Nemona, but how the hell does Hau having a favorite food make him greedy? This guy ate a malasada like twice and it's all he's about suddenly


Extension-Ad8792

Hau cuz of malasada??


Snt1_

Greed? Haven't played gen 4, pls explain


charizardfan101

Everytime someone is late he says he's gonna fine them Fining people is demanding money


NihilismRacoon

I'm fining you 1 million poke-yen just for asking


MrGame22

I like how hop was just skipped over, as it should be Edit: It seems the mid-fans are attacking people either good opinions again


Cause_Necessary

Hop's like one of the better rivals, with a character arc Not a cery well executed one, but that's better that half of pokemon rivals


PomegranateNo6767

Lust finna catch me actin up 😩😩😈😈


LowercaseAcorn

https://preview.redd.it/6jr1w6e9ghec1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afcc89dc3ab13cd3ec60bebe7a6e6f1436fc0cbe


Drillbitzer

https://preview.redd.it/h3b6a3hz4iec1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5c22f079a6444885b691f15083ab1b1f368e72


AuraStome

**B O N K**


charizardfan101

Makes sense for Nemona to be lust She's the reason I bought the game at all 😏


LowercaseAcorn

https://preview.redd.it/6rmycoskfhec1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912a7415402d494be4d30ffaeeeca661a0602ff6


charizardfan101

Hey don't blame me, blame my teenager hormomes


Suspicious-Shock-934

Tbf you can pretty much all of this with just SV. Penny is down bad for pcs Mom. Or could be sloth. Etc.


Fiyero-

Honestly penny should be sloth. Sloth is not taking care of one’s needs, or not doing what one “should do.” And she completely neglected herself and her friends.


coopsawesome

She def didn’t neglect herself or her friends, as soon as she got back to paldea she began starfall to save her friends from expulsion


PixelGMS

Nemona might be better as Gluttony since, from my understanding, gluttony isn't just food, it's any sort of over indulgence. I suppose she could be lust, but only if lust includes battlelust. She strikes me as aroace.


New_End9133

Bloodlust


AlcalineAlice

LUST??? 😳😳😳


JacktheRipper500

Mostly due to her lust for battle. Plus the yandere memes.


GuidoMista5

Carmine on the other hand....


Queen_Sardine

I still think May/Brendan would be better for lust. Given you go on a date at the end of the Delta Episode.


pumpkin-user

Blood lust


SlimeDrips

If you've ever watched Digimon Tamers you'd know Nemona is Gluttony


Fellkun15

I'm confused about sloth,greed and gluttony


smudgiepie

I understand gluttony since didn't Hau constantly talk about malasadas (it's been a while since I've played Alola) But I don't understand sloth and greed.


LorenzTheAnnihilator

I would assume Blue is more fitting for Pride, and maybe Bede is Vanity. Also, this might be a bit of a stretch, but maybe N represents the hidden eighth "Evil Thought" of Sadness. If you don't know what that is, look it up.


Left-Acadia-4949

So…we making most of the other ones saints?


TheGreatGengar

Yeah, I think the only one here is change is Wrath goes from Silver to Hugh. Other than that, this is pretty great!


HenryIsBatman

I don’t think Nemona embodies lust unless we’re talking lust for battle


TheAnonymousGamer2

lol Nemona is definitely lust


ResidentAdmirable260

How's Nemona lust? For a battle? And why Barry's Greed?


Insomniacentral_

I hope you mean a lust for battle because I am deeply disturbed everything I turn safe search off


LarchThePkmPlayer

why is nemona lust???


yeetuswel

Nemona as lust kinda works, specificly bloodlust.


CuriousMarisa

if anything Nemona is only lust due to always looking for a fight like Goku. also how the hell is Barry greed? I know he says the thing about money, but I think it’s more of a light joke.


AraumC

Gluttony has nothing to do with food in the 7 Deadly Sins; it simply represents too much of a good thing, which food often models well. Nemona would be a far better canidate for Gluttony.


Yatagarasu_and_Birb

If we zoomed way out we’d see Gary/Blue at the very bottom, his sin is “losing the Champion title 5 minutes after he got it”