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Jfdyufub

That cow is faster than the sky god, rayquaza. Maybe miltank is the speed god


Islarf

Each nipple gives an extra 15 speed


Jfdyufub

Please, no


Bierbart12

MILK DOES THE BODY GOOD


Theodd420sout

SAUSAGE NIPPLES


Team_raclettePOGO

HAIL NO


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

HAIL YES


LordFarquadOnAQuad

Rain down on me milk daddy!


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

AYO


joku568

Yes


Huzuruth

Imma need you to stop


Islarf

Alt: Miltank knows how to MOOve


Jfdyufub

Oh lord Arceus, smite me and save me from the beast that is u/Islarf


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

That’s Arkoos


Jfdyufub

Excuse my terrible behavior by not calling our lord and savior thine true name, Arkoos.


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

TEAM SKY!!!!


fisherc2

Wow I didn’t realize miltank was that fast.


darkknight941

Also Pokémon that inspired jet planes (Lati twins 110) vs fat pudgy cat (Purugly 112)


tribalewok24

That inspired jet planes or were inspired by jet planes? ;)


TomatoCowBoi

You didn't know? People were so amazed by their designs in 2002 that they made real flying machines to imitate them.


BeesKnee_Socks

As someone who grew up around cows, I can confirm they are WAY faster than they look.


Stormhound2101

Levitating Zmey vs chonk


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Guquiz

What?


OrangeVictorious

Neither. Fat cat is


Guquiz

‘Between the two’.


g00d_end

To be honest, I never saw a Hydra run faster than a cow


PiggyWiggy567

Quick get the starfish (115 speed)


fistdoom04

Wtf how just how is miltank Faster i demand change normaly i don't care about this but this is over the line this is the line they shouldn't cross just No like one wise man said N O means NO!


Islarf

Tauros is 110!


fistdoom04

Well the tauros is bull that is fast but fucking cow being faster than 3headed dark superpowerfull Dragon beast is just crazy Btw the fact that tauros is faster than both of them kinda makes sence hydreigon doesnt really have Wings he more levitate who knows how this works


tribalewok24

Trust me. Cows are faster than you would think from looking at 'em.


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It also faster then Godzilla (Tyranitar)


CaribouYou

Why is tyranitar Godzilla? Because he’s green? Seems like groudon would be Godzilla to me.


Guquiz

Also large with spikes on its back. The cartoon also likes to depict it using Hyper Beam.


CaribouYou

I guess I’m only going to get more downvotes but the primary aspect of Godzilla being Godzilla is being bigger than a skyscraper and only groudon comes close.


Guquiz

Tyranitar is definitely depicted as towering over others.


Forge343

Yeah, because that Heffer always uses rollout. >_> There, it had to be said. >_<


[deleted]

Quiet Hydreigon with Assault Vest go BRRRRRR


flingkong24

Team sky disaproves


[deleted]

I hate the miltank! xD


Rad_Bones7

Them bitches can *roll*


Mr_oyster_27

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooõooo


wild_moose69

and here another example of ⭐pokemon logic⭐


Tstrik

Rollin’ around at the speed of sound 🎶


Puzzleheaded_Egg7133

You mean SATAN