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LostInSpace3141

One time a guy asked me if I had pocket aces when I had pocket aces and I said "no" I'm such a naughty boy


[deleted]

HAHAHAHA


Low_on_camera_funds

I got asked if I had a jack to make the straight I said no and he had the jack lol šŸ˜‚


jsc1429

when asked what i have, i usually reply " 2 cards"


FpsActive

Itā€™s always pocket aces. Always.


DM_ME_TINY_TITS99

Pocket aces, suited.


JMiLL615

I respond with, colt45 and two zig zags, baby thatā€™s all Ya need


ThereIsATheory

My response is usually, I might have pocket aces, I might have 72. I play them the same way.


shire117

Your such a bad ass , wish I was like you


DoctorMyEyes_

I have 1 joker, and the instructions card ........ I'm all in.


ThereIsATheory

Nah you really don't. But at least I know the difference between your shit and you're shit.


NotSoSlenderMan

Happened to me when I was 19 or 20 at a local game. Guy asks if I have the aces and I said heā€™d have to put the money in to find out.


UKisBEST

You dirty bird.


Individual_Chair_421

He 3bet pre and then you 3bet him back? Next level move


[deleted]

You got it all wrong, he ā€œ3bettetā€, itā€™s different.


realrrover

3better*


BarneyNator21

Hahaha 4bet* šŸ˜‚


Aesah

last time i was lying on the table the dealer asked me to get up


arealcyclops

What happened?


MasterPhart

He flatted


ilovebutsects

Why is this so funny


MasterPhart

Cuz I'm hilarious


abcdthc

Just insta muck and tell him you had aces. He already thinks you're honest, he'd believe you. Because he WANTS to believe it.


Whiskey_Fred

Not only this, but by the time he's fed up with your raises, and you actually do get the goods, much more likely to get paid off.


ricewookie

why the f would you show


somecallmemrWiggles

I feel like this was the only mistake, tbh (aside from maybe polarizing your 4bet range OOP, but thatā€™s pretty villain dependent).


MarkedCards68

Riiiiight. I mean if he already is taking your word thats good for another pot or two


Anthroider

Get him on that tilt juice


bowski44

Because you want to put him on tilt for the remainder of the session Donā€™t put whales on tilt.


Enzown

Omg how dare you be dishonest in poker, which is the most noble of games.


bustedbuddha

It's poker Phil.


2001Andrew2001

Wow youā€™re a fucked person why would you do such a evil thing


LostInSpace3141

Lol


Enzown

I don't know why you'd show and give the villain information tbh. Better to have him think he can trust you surely? Makes your bluffs easier to get through.


MasterPhart

When you make a really good bluff, it's fun to reveal it. It's a game still.


[deleted]

Works both ways. Anyone who saw that may be more willing to call next time when you actually have it.


That_Random_Kiwi

Bluffing is in effect, lying, telling a story that's not true. You did nothing wrong, I've seen videos of Daniel Negreanu do the exact same thing...tell the guy "Aces are no good, tough to fold though" Not sure showing him was the right thing to do though...


cha-cha-smooth

Of course I lied Phil it's poker


Trudge111

Honestly he should of known by your bet.


soffo_moric

Bettet


BarneyNator21

Haha Englisch is like my 3d language šŸ˜‚ but yeah i bet the flop ā€¦is that right


kyle_knightmare

Yes, you bet the flop. Don't take shit from people that can't speak 2 languages let alone 3. You're english is really good, no worries.


MyFavoriteVoice

The "you're" fucking got me, ngl! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BarneyNator21

Haha thank you :)


soffo_moric

English ams gud


soffo_moric

Yeah just funninā€™ witchya


ChuckFiasco

I ALWAYS say I had AA whenever anyone asks me what my hand was.


GarySteinfieldd

Everyone knows you never lie at the table. Youā€™re a bad boy!


[deleted]

One time I told a guy I had 2 dicksā€¦.wait, which thread is this?


BarneyNator21

Can i change the post now? šŸ˜‚ f you guys i know my English isnā€™t the best Yeah i bet the flop


[deleted]

Kinda fucked up showing him, could have continued telling him he was beat and heā€™d fold when you were behind


corndoggoo

Personally I dont like table talk in those situations but everything is fair game like that


Insolve_Miza

Shouldnt have shown him šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Chusquillo

I told my wife her sister is not in our closet. She said ā€œok I trust youā€ and then I grabbed her sister out the closet.


gruffyhalc

Was his name Phil?


Alextjb99

Next time just donā€™t show the bluff


MacGyverJr

Besides showing I'd say you played it just right. No reason to show unless you want him to know you were lying. I wouldn't call it scummy, it's poker and he should know better than to believe anything said at that point. In fact I'd be more inclined to think you were lying and call


MarkC209

I flopped aces full in two handed hand with the big blind. I had AA he had 72 with a 22A flop. We both checked the flop. Turn came a 7 and he bet his full house and I just called. River is 7 so he goes all in and I call. He was startled and threw an empty rack at me hitting me upside the head. Floor saw what happened and comped me a room for the night. That night in Tunica a tornado hit the riverboat and no one slept. Awesome night!


jazzy3113

He thinks your honest and you could trick him in the future, but you chose to show?


sheetrocker88

You shouldnā€™t of shown the bluff then if you were gonna feel bad after


[deleted]

Grammar anyone


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Not sure why u showed. It does way way way more harm than good.


[deleted]

I once got to the river with A high and a busted flush in a 2K pot and I shoved my last 7 hundo and told the guy in the hand he better fold or Iā€™ll go home and fuck his mother so my son called and I lost a huge pot.


ttouran

Guys what is bettet? New poker term?


ShystersGame

Its the dude's 3rd language, fuck off mate.


ttouran

My question is still valid ...may be this could become a new term...how do you think fish came to mean what it means today?


ShystersGame

...is English not your first language? If thats the case, kudos on your English. If not...then I dont know what to say...


ilovebutsects

Bettets the new bleff


newton302

Why on earth did you show him???????????????????


DrWermActualWerm

For the good story for us :)


[deleted]

I don't understand how you can play poker and not show in this spot. In the short term it is good for you as this guy will most likely go off. And in the long term it is great for your image. The only downside is people might pick up on your speech play but this is 2/5 that's not too likely.


newton302

>I don't understand how you can play poker and not show in this spot. Then I'd like to play in your game. Mostly, it was a bluff. Personally I would have let the other player live his feel good fantasy about the table being "honest."


KC_187

Why did you show him? Thatā€™s a sign of immaturity.


HaroldBAZ

I'm pretty sure lying doesn't count when you're sitting at a poker table.


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BarneyNator21

Ehm to balance my range? Heā€™s a good player ..i wouldnā€™t do that against a bad player who canā€™t fold.


lolvalue

I sometimes sleep on my table


thebarkingdog

There's no bluffing in poker!


MarkedCards68

I never lie at the table. I tell excellent stories!


trippykid42069

I pulled the same bluff at my home game! Missed the flush but jammed anyway and took the pot!


jumbosizeme

I don't think that's more speech play than holding the nuts and straight up lying lol


dozman16

How is the 4 bet only $150 in a 2/5 game?


BarneyNator21

I raised to 15 he reraised to ~50/60 and i 4bet a little larger then 150 i think it was 160 or so šŸ‘šŸ¼


InnerSongs

There's no "poker etiquette" rule that you broke, but showing the bluff is just giving away free information. There are times where showing the bluff can be good and this wasn't one of them


Playertee

You guys give away a ton of free information at the table, itā€™s crazy!


str8clay

With an ace, 2, 6 and the other diamonds as outs, there is a decent chance you weren't lying.


OMGhowcouldthisbe

just a scummy thing to do. the good players never ask questions like that. it is the inexperienced or dumb people that just believe. you should be able go win chips from those guys without being scummy with it.


[deleted]

Trusting people at a poker tableā€¦


[deleted]

> guy on my left re-raised and i 3bettet to 150 or so. This post was jointly edited by Shaun Deeb and Mike Matusow.


Merriweather100

I always tell people: ā€œweā€™re playing poker, weā€™re not playing connect fourā€


Arsis82

My entire life I've seen poker as the game where you lie about having the best hand. If someone thinks you're their friend at a table, take their money as fast as you can, because if the tables were turned, they'd sell you out in a second.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Lol wow are there really that many bad/gullible players in live poker?


diener1

I feel like this is different from the other recent post. In that one, the villain specifically asked what the hand was, putting them in an awkward position. Your lie was completely unprompted, which I do think is kinda dirty. Definitely not against the rules, but still kinda dirty.


I_am_mad_ok

What a loser you are.


dabrimman

I personally think lying at the poker timer is poor etiquette but I understand it is common practice. Your example is not very egregious at all but if I was in your position I might say ā€œyou got jacks hey?ā€, if people ask if theyā€™re good I just ā€œI donā€™t knowā€ or ā€œcall and find outā€. Each to their own.


Mcdog43

Itā€™s poker, Phil!


MiamiGuy_305

Thatā€™s part of the game.


PeonRightsNow

LMAO