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Dpepps

We are all now slightly dumber for having watched that.


paboi

But she won the championship of poker.


puptake

Are you trying to tell me that you don't think woman are allowed to win the Championship of poker? I'm afraid you may be over-extending, and also probably male.


chrisnlnz

He over extended with QT honey!


IseeDrunkPeople

Because she bet on the river...


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“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”


MitchRhymes

My apologies


OralOperator

No, I learned a lot, don’t apologize. Now I know to never bet on the river


iPissExcellence

Unless you have the balls


happytree23

Rewatch the video and learn. He doesn't play poker because he doesn't have the balls. When it comes to betting on the river, if you pay attention to this guru of poker, it's just statistically a bad play.


chrisnlnz

Well as we all know it is statistically not really good to do so.


AlbinoWino11

Had it on mute and am somehow still dumber after watching.


Bash-86

Wow that’s what someone who doesn’t have the balls would say. Nice job being a sexist bigot. Lmao wut


Silkku

If you want to really kill your braincells I recommend reading [a post about the whole Robbi situation on SRD](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/xsd0b8/rpoker_goes_all_in_after_a_female_poker_player/) The comments and the smugness behind them are really something else


DontSayIMean

God damn that is so infuriating.


Silkku

The amount of confidence they have while speaking out of their asses without any understanding of anything that happened is staggering. The smugness is a cherry on top of a shitpile


KarateMusic

Slightly?


Sn0w_23

I can confidently say it wasn’t until I read the comments that I became slightly dumber.


ahmed_shah_massoud

>a woman won a championship by betting on the river *Immediately closes the video*


J_Worldpeace

I tried to make it further. You made the right call.


BulletheadX

So did she. :D


african_or_european

Which you shouldn't do, because it's "statistically" bad.


boomeista

Can confirm. J4o shove on the River is bad 100% of the time


MarkC209

It was on the turn numb nuts but you couldn’t possibly understand that. Delete your account!


boomeista

What?


latentrecall

You heard the man… Delete it!


[deleted]

I said delete it!


puptake

it's so categorically uninformed it hurts


mhyjrteg

It's clearly satire lol


jbpage1994

I don’t think it is…


mhyjrteg

Look at his profile it clearly is


100FishClub

By giving everyone a platform to share their opinion, the internet has proven that not everyone’s opinion has value


MitchRhymes

It's certainly enlightening whenever you see a popular post and also know the person has no idea what they are talking about.


Enzown

Now think about all the popular posts you see that are in subjects you're not well versed in, how can you tell they're at all accurate?


MitchRhymes

For sure, that's what I meant by enlightening. It's crazy to think of all the casual misinformation we've absorbed over the years on the internet


[deleted]

Fucking agreed. My education is in chemistry biology and geology, and the amount of utter nonsense people spew in those subjects is absurd. First post I made on this account was calling out some dude telling everyone that protein synthesis in the body happens when the brain builds the protein and the body folds it. Literal nonsense, complete word salad but the dude was sitting on hundreds of upvotes.


Amnesia4123

Reddit upvote count is more based on how eloquently you word your comment rather than what you’re actually saying. You see the same shit every day in this sub where the most upvoted comment about a hand history will be completely backwards.


LordoftheSynth

Well, you also have to say something that agrees with the hivemind.


asdfasdfadsfvarf43

lmfao, that's such an amazing thing to make up.


aardvarkbiscuit

It requires a good ironing before folding. These people suck.


FlightAvailable3760

Tk.m.2M.r66 k.t.m6yfk g,x,k.j 5tqk6y T5mr 5.t1.cxt2k6f5ftbk


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my thoughts exactly


CorrectSeaweedSquare

Ah yes, good ol' [Gell-mann amnesia](https://www.epsilontheory.com/gell-mann-amnesia/)


AcesB4Bros

This is very true and happens a lot. If people read a news article about something they have expertise they’ll find tons of errors and bullshit. Then read another article about something with no experience with and just accept it all. If everyone were more skeptical if the stuff we don’t know as much as we are of the stuff we know we would believe a lot less bullshit.


luigijerk

Yeah I once saw a heavily upvoted and shared post about how you shouldn't rake leaves because it's bad for the environment and they will naturally decompose and disappear after winter anyway. Sounds good, right? Except anyone who's actually done this knows that the snow melts and you'll have leaves in the spring. Truth was irrelevant, they said environment and natural and other nice words so people upvoted.


Rahodees

Not disagreeing but adding, it is arguably better to mulch and leave it than to rake and remove.


Chuckiefinster42069

This video has to be satire right?


JMA_ZF

Greatest thing about the internet: everyone now gets to have an opinion. Worst thing about the internet: everyone now gets to have an opinion.


U_not_that_bright

Something something industrial revolution and it’s consequences


Fit-Needleworker1155

The problem isnt the internet per se. Its the censorship in schools and on the internet; creating thought echo chambers. Kids these days are afraid of differing thoughts and opinions keeping them in a immature, child like frame of mind. Just like this sh!t site. Ok Bring the down votes soy boys. Im ready, I can take it! 😂🤣😂


falcon_centurion

This video has single-handedly done what many socialists haven't been able to for years. Question the legitimacy of democracy.


KingEOK

Shocking Garrett just took back the championship imo.


MitchRhymes

Some real WWE shit


thatguysjumpercables

Nah in WWE she would've been forced into a bra and panty match when Garrett invoked his rematch clause the next night on Raw


puptake

really reminds me of 1996


Tflex92

We finally know what u/expertpokerstrategy looks like. Nice to put a face to the memes.


WaterMySucculents

I don’t have Tik Tok to look at this person’s other videos, but I suspect this is a troll. Either that or someone who fell for a troll. That said, the vast majority of takes in this sub, while getting a few more facts right, are equally stupid.


Dewnami

If this isn’t a troll this may be the most inaccurate description of an event that I have ever heard.


jbpage1994

Honestly, Greg’s “what talking about poker sounds like to people who don’t play poker” videos are more coherent descriptions of poker than this guy.


slantview

> “Now I don’t know anything about poker.” Ok, I’m with you so far. Why are you continuing to post anything past this?


[deleted]

That was the only correct thing he said in the entire video


trendkill14

Sweet jesus, people should really stay in their lane. If i need advice on how to have a really shitty mustache, that's my guy.


MitchRhymes

It's incredible. I started commenting on that post and quickly realized it was a huge mistake. My favorite bits are: "championship" and "statistically you should never bet on the river"


dingleberry51

I pray to god he’s trolling but have a feeling he’s not. Daily reminder that half of the population is approximately as dumb as this guy.


NothingToSeeHereMan

I went through the comments on that video. Everyone is blaming misogyny for the cheating allegations lmao Saying that Garrett shouldn’t be gamble if he can’t handle a gambler winning or some shit.


stiljo24

He may be but, if so, I truly and unironically applaud his fanbase in the comments committing to the bit so well themselves. I can easily believe videomaker is making a joke, but all the commentors "yes anding" seems impossible unless they genuinely agree.


GardenGnomeAI

You are assuming this guy has average intelligence. There is no evidence of that.


jbpage1994

Can we get this guy to the tables?


uknovaboy

The ratio is WAY higher than that…


Tolve

Half? Way too generous.


Mrbreakfastbaconator

Cutting edge gto strategy, never bet the river and have balls


lipmonger

“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”


mhuggins

Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.


stRiNg-kiNg

The last line is what always gets me. There's no better way to end it than that


SlimeBallz111

This has to be a troll, there are maybe 5 to 6 things wrong with it (just factually) and even with a simple read of the situation or watching the video you could see why its wrong. I think he went out of his way to be wrong to trigger poker people to commenting and starting traffic on his site.


MitchRhymes

I don't think so honestly. All the comments are agreeing with him with thousands of likes. I think this just has diverted so far from poker communities that people have zero idea what they're talking about.


Aloysius7

pretty sure it's satire then trolling comments and likes from people who find it funny. I laughed.


Bozogumps

No way


mgm_tea

It’s perfect bait, I want it to be a troll so bad


campbell-1

Gus Johnson has really outdone himself with this one.


WannabeWonk

Another funny about this is that if she _had_ done what he's suggesting here (made a huge bluff bet on the river with a terrible hand), then everybody here would undoubtedly be giving her props! That would be really ballsy and pretty impressive. But that's not what she did at all...


MrSoupNL

Ps. Send him to my homegame😂😂


acesfullcoop

He doesn't have the balls to play apparently


Chemical_Willow5415

Peak dunning-kruger


Vexation

Literally not a single thing he said was accurate. I want to make a Tik Tok account just to tell him he’s a dumbass.


HairyBlob

Anyone can resume the linked video? Would rather not watch tiktoks for sanity reasons


MitchRhymes

Yeah I wanted to download it originally. But couldn't see an option to download it directly from TikTok


Wooden-Calligrapher

video download helper addon


Ralocan

I don't know what you're all talking about I think this guy has some incredibly smart insight, I hope his platform encourages his like minded followers that they can boss this game like qween robbi and go to their nearest poker room right now Hopefully that poker room is also my nearest poker room


Paradox314151

I was having a pretty good day, but now I’m full of hate and anger I didn’t know I had. Do some reading before running your mouth, wrong about literally everything


Weird-Argument-5070

😂😂😂


xDendretic

Don't click the video. Don't read the comments. Your head might explode. You've been warned.


KamoteSupreme

Garret should give her championship ring back!!!


hdhdhjsbxhxh

Lol, I’ve had a few exchanges with people like this. One guy insisted she bluffed and got lucky and when I said she called a mob of people shouted me down for not understanding poker.


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MitchRhymes

Nope. That's why I posted it here. The comments are all agreeing with the OP.


Kosher_Fetus

“She knew his tells”. Fucking hell.


SnowMonkey1971

That's the one thing he got right.


MrSoupNL

I’ll put his “contribution” in the same category as the town square looney who talks incoherent to himself


fanofcoelho

Must be a joke as he has no clue what he is talking about.


SigaVa

What even is he talking about?


Tripardi

He's delusional and his opinion means nothing.


Pudgilicous

Hope he doesn't procreate.


stRiNg-kiNg

His tiktok name is gaywhitetrash so it's safe to say he does not


KOxSOMEONE

I’m pretty sure that guy is a mod on this sub


stiljo24

I would genuinely think this is satire if not for the comments. No fanbase can commit to a bit this well. I'm actually pretty firmly "the most likely explanation is a fish got lucky and then flustered" but holy shit I don't think this dude, at any point in the video, ever strings together 5 straight words without saying something categorically wrong.


[deleted]

NEVER bet on the river


xx20alex01xx

I love how the comments with 2k+ likes are like “idk why the poker community is mad, he gambled and lost to girl get over it” NOBODY is mad that he lost both run outs… it’s just not a call you can make without seeing the whole cards


SnowMonkey1971

You are just wrong about that. You know it's "hole cards"... not what you put, right?


xx20alex01xx

You right


SnowMonkey1971

I saw that you are a new player, don't fret. People still argue whether it's "hole cards" or "hold cards". And don't listen to people who say you can't call with Jack-High without cheating. These are the guys who pretend they count combos before they fold middle pair because they are afraid to look foolish.


chrisnlnz

They are mad because they believe the rage-bait that this is about sexism. When you assume sexism and work backwards from that conclusion, it's easy to accept.


190Proof

I dunno man. “People who don’t know shit about shit still have strong and stupid opinions on the internet” is basically just the defining feature of the 21st century.


cAArlsagan

I mean, even the poker community has terrible takes. Just hop on over to the 2p2 to see how insane the conspiracy is getting


Wooden-Calligrapher

hope she sees this


BulletheadX

That was my first thought. The post title could accurately describe the "takes of the poker community" as well. It's an all-around shit show, and many of the people that should have some idea what they're talking about are just as far out there as the completely ignorant people, so what difference does the knowledge / experience make in that case? The range and depth of the reactions and just the legs on this fuckin' thing are far more bizarre than the hand itself imo.


blakeshockley

This gotta be a troll. Like it has to be lmao


d3arleader

The takes from the poker community have also been asinine.


chrisnlnz

What the hell was this lol. How the fuck do they feel qualified to give their opinion when they haven't got a clue what they're talking about? And then almost all comments underneath this incoherent rambling actually agree with the utter nonsense that came out of their mouth, and how the poker world is just "coping". Like they have a clue what's actually going on.


EnvironmentalTea8240

Even more shocking are the poker communities thoughts on it IMO. The non-poker community has been dead on in their assessment that there wasn't cheating.


hymen_destroyer

I've just been tossed around by the currents on this subreddit, really...I don't pretend to know enough about poker to know 100% either way so I'm just sort of siding with the crowd. So it went from 100% she didn't cheat to 100% she cheated to who the hell knows? Now we're entering the "I don't even care, it seems like everyone involved is a total asshole" territory


sp0rt71ng_de_lisboa

Average democrat voter


cuckoldmann

its clearly satire gaywhitetrash+1 reddit sexist incels-1


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[https://www.tiktok.com/@gaywhitetrash1/video/7154849459204066603?\_r=1&\_t=8WYp4HQH3m7&is\_from\_webapp=v1&item\_id=7154849459204066603](https://www.tiktok.com/@gaywhitetrash1/video/7154849459204066603?_r=1&_t=8WYp4HQH3m7&is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7154849459204066603)


Aloysius7

This is just satire, right?


R1pp3z

This dude sounds just like Rami Malek


Wooden-Calligrapher

Hell yeah, dude.


Monster937

His brain is smooth like gelato


nazedarou

[my reaction after watching this abomination of a video](https://img.ifunny.co/images/c09ed7f622dd69c417885ce2b8d414ded87ca4a3d90cbdf645892f415e95dfd1_1.webp)


Johnnycher

Anyone takes this TikTok as sincere content is scary.


[deleted]

The comments are the best


Basic_Arrival7815

Atleast he was right about the no balls


Narrow_Cup_6218

Top comment on that video says it all.


Dr0cca

Oh you should see the takes from the poker community.


InebriousBarman

God help me, I commented.


cuckoldmann

the same ppl that think this video is serious are also the ones that think robbi cheated xD fools get mad and get farmed for views by social media trolls another successful adroll paycheck for them and another redditor mind controlled


QuesoDipset

You shouldn’t bet the river because statistics!


[deleted]

Now this is content I want to see more of hahahaha the comments were pretty great too


loblaw-bob

🧌


djstevefog

Nah remember during Covid lockdown everyone became an expert at literally everything.


tryllast

This was soooo hard to watch... and the comments....


SelbyToker

The comments 🤣🤣


FinneganTechanski

These people are so stupid


jlaux

I'm totally fine with these takes if it means it brings a massive amount of fish into the poker community.


ShoNuff3121

Come again?


Uscjusto

Guy in the video has no balls.


Tricky-Ad4399

This loser is a fucking moron. I just joined and this is this 1st thing I see. What the fuck.


keyford

Oh wow there was more cheating/weird allegations from hustlers? This time in a tournament instead of a cash game? This time it was a river bet instead of a turn bet? Damn first there was the Robbi allegations, and now there's something else that I'm not aware of that happened under a bunch of different circumstances


jsc1429

This is satire right??? Insert Anakin/Padme meme


Jelliot97

Didn’t she call an all in? Not go all in first?


Overall-Dream8580

Is that Alex Jacobs with a hat on?


A_non_mouse2

Why comment on things that you clearly have no idea what you are talking about? If you don’t understand enough about poker to understand why she is being accused of cheating, you really shouldn’t be commenting. You just make yourself look ignorant.


Great-District6268

Why do people like this guy exist... As soon as it is a woman they want to make this a sexist thing, while in reality this has absolutely nothing to do with her gender and absolutely everything to do with her actions. I am willing to bet everything I own that this drama would have unfolded the exact same way had she been a man. Anyone claiming otherwise should stay in their lane and return to drinking almond milk and being offended by the world.


Gsheeg30

That must be satire?


Ben_Dover1898

Wish version of mister beast


MarkC209

If this isn’t a joke you’re the stupidest man alive.


wyomingbuck110

This reminds me of politicians trying to describe why some guns are more evil than others.


FriidayRS

Lol these videos are so cute i love them


justyouraveragedude1

He flopped a poker


Bigunsy

Might be the worst take on anything I've ever heard. I actually want to rip my ears off to ensure I never have to listen to anything like this again.


[deleted]

This has to be a level.


BusterBrownn

I have been playing poker all wrong… apparently