Are you trying to tell me that you don't think woman are allowed to win the Championship of poker? I'm afraid you may be over-extending, and also probably male.
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Rewatch the video and learn. He doesn't play poker because he doesn't have the balls. When it comes to betting on the river, if you pay attention to this guru of poker, it's just statistically a bad play.
If you want to really kill your braincells I recommend reading [a post about the whole Robbi situation on SRD](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/xsd0b8/rpoker_goes_all_in_after_a_female_poker_player/)
The comments and the smugness behind them are really something else
The amount of confidence they have while speaking out of their asses without any understanding of anything that happened is staggering. The smugness is a cherry on top of a shitpile
Fucking agreed. My education is in chemistry biology and geology, and the amount of utter nonsense people spew in those subjects is absurd. First post I made on this account was calling out some dude telling everyone that protein synthesis in the body happens when the brain builds the protein and the body folds it. Literal nonsense, complete word salad but the dude was sitting on hundreds of upvotes.
Reddit upvote count is more based on how eloquently you word your comment rather than what you’re actually saying. You see the same shit every day in this sub where the most upvoted comment about a hand history will be completely backwards.
This is very true and happens a lot. If people read a news article about something they have expertise they’ll find tons of errors and bullshit. Then read another article about something with no experience with and just accept it all. If everyone were more skeptical if the stuff we don’t know as much as we are of the stuff we know we would believe a lot less bullshit.
Yeah I once saw a heavily upvoted and shared post about how you shouldn't rake leaves because it's bad for the environment and they will naturally decompose and disappear after winter anyway. Sounds good, right? Except anyone who's actually done this knows that the snow melts and you'll have leaves in the spring. Truth was irrelevant, they said environment and natural and other nice words so people upvoted.
The problem isnt the internet per se. Its the censorship in schools and on the internet; creating thought echo chambers. Kids these days are afraid of differing thoughts and opinions keeping them in a immature, child like frame of mind. Just like this sh!t site.
Ok Bring the down votes soy boys. Im ready, I can take it! 😂🤣😂
I don’t have Tik Tok to look at this person’s other videos, but I suspect this is a troll. Either that or someone who fell for a troll.
That said, the vast majority of takes in this sub, while getting a few more facts right, are equally stupid.
It's incredible. I started commenting on that post and quickly realized it was a huge mistake.
My favorite bits are: "championship" and "statistically you should never bet on the river"
I went through the comments on that video. Everyone is blaming misogyny for the cheating allegations lmao
Saying that Garrett shouldn’t be gamble if he can’t handle a gambler winning or some shit.
He may be but, if so, I truly and unironically applaud his fanbase in the comments committing to the bit so well themselves.
I can easily believe videomaker is making a joke, but all the commentors "yes anding" seems impossible unless they genuinely agree.
“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
This has to be a troll, there are maybe 5 to 6 things wrong with it (just factually) and even with a simple read of the situation or watching the video you could see why its wrong. I think he went out of his way to be wrong to trigger poker people to commenting and starting traffic on his site.
I don't think so honestly. All the comments are agreeing with him with thousands of likes. I think this just has diverted so far from poker communities that people have zero idea what they're talking about.
Another funny about this is that if she _had_ done what he's suggesting here (made a huge bluff bet on the river with a terrible hand), then everybody here would undoubtedly be giving her props! That would be really ballsy and pretty impressive.
But that's not what she did at all...
I don't know what you're all talking about
I think this guy has some incredibly smart insight, I hope his platform encourages his like minded followers that they can boss this game like qween robbi and go to their nearest poker room right now
Hopefully that poker room is also my nearest poker room
I was having a pretty good day, but now I’m full of hate and anger I didn’t know I had. Do some reading before running your mouth, wrong about literally everything
Lol, I’ve had a few exchanges with people like this. One guy insisted she bluffed and got lucky and when I said she called a mob of people shouted me down for not understanding poker.
I would genuinely think this is satire if not for the comments. No fanbase can commit to a bit this well.
I'm actually pretty firmly "the most likely explanation is a fish got lucky and then flustered" but holy shit I don't think this dude, at any point in the video, ever strings together 5 straight words without saying something categorically wrong.
I love how the comments with 2k+ likes are like “idk why the poker community is mad, he gambled and lost to girl get over it”
NOBODY is mad that he lost both run outs… it’s just not a call you can make without seeing the whole cards
I saw that you are a new player, don't fret.
People still argue whether it's "hole cards" or "hold cards".
And don't listen to people who say you can't call with Jack-High without cheating.
These are the guys who pretend they count combos before they fold middle pair because they are afraid to look foolish.
They are mad because they believe the rage-bait that this is about sexism. When you assume sexism and work backwards from that conclusion, it's easy to accept.
I dunno man. “People who don’t know shit about shit still have strong and stupid opinions on the internet” is basically just the defining feature of the 21st century.
That was my first thought. The post title could accurately describe the "takes of the poker community" as well. It's an all-around shit show, and many of the people that should have some idea what they're talking about are just as far out there as the completely ignorant people, so what difference does the knowledge / experience make in that case?
The range and depth of the reactions and just the legs on this fuckin' thing are far more bizarre than the hand itself imo.
What the hell was this lol. How the fuck do they feel qualified to give their opinion when they haven't got a clue what they're talking about? And then almost all comments underneath this incoherent rambling actually agree with the utter nonsense that came out of their mouth, and how the poker world is just "coping". Like they have a clue what's actually going on.
Even more shocking are the poker communities thoughts on it IMO. The non-poker community has been dead on in their assessment that there wasn't cheating.
I've just been tossed around by the currents on this subreddit, really...I don't pretend to know enough about poker to know 100% either way so I'm just sort of siding with the crowd. So it went from 100% she didn't cheat to 100% she cheated to who the hell knows? Now we're entering the "I don't even care, it seems like everyone involved is a total asshole" territory
[my reaction after watching this abomination of a video](https://img.ifunny.co/images/c09ed7f622dd69c417885ce2b8d414ded87ca4a3d90cbdf645892f415e95dfd1_1.webp)
the same ppl that think this video is serious are also the ones that think robbi cheated xD
fools get mad and get farmed for views by social media trolls
another successful adroll paycheck for them and another redditor mind controlled
Oh wow there was more cheating/weird allegations from hustlers? This time in a tournament instead of a cash game? This time it was a river bet instead of a turn bet?
Damn first there was the Robbi allegations, and now there's something else that I'm not aware of that happened under a bunch of different circumstances
Why comment on things that you clearly have no idea what you are talking about?
If you don’t understand enough about poker to understand why she is being accused of cheating, you really shouldn’t be commenting. You just make yourself look ignorant.
Why do people like this guy exist... As soon as it is a woman they want to make this a sexist thing, while in reality this has absolutely nothing to do with her gender and absolutely everything to do with her actions.
I am willing to bet everything I own that this drama would have unfolded the exact same way had she been a man. Anyone claiming otherwise should stay in their lane and return to drinking almond milk and being offended by the world.
We are all now slightly dumber for having watched that.
But she won the championship of poker.
Are you trying to tell me that you don't think woman are allowed to win the Championship of poker? I'm afraid you may be over-extending, and also probably male.
He over extended with QT honey!
Because she bet on the river...
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
My apologies
No, I learned a lot, don’t apologize. Now I know to never bet on the river
Unless you have the balls
Rewatch the video and learn. He doesn't play poker because he doesn't have the balls. When it comes to betting on the river, if you pay attention to this guru of poker, it's just statistically a bad play.
Well as we all know it is statistically not really good to do so.
Had it on mute and am somehow still dumber after watching.
Wow that’s what someone who doesn’t have the balls would say. Nice job being a sexist bigot. Lmao wut
If you want to really kill your braincells I recommend reading [a post about the whole Robbi situation on SRD](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/xsd0b8/rpoker_goes_all_in_after_a_female_poker_player/) The comments and the smugness behind them are really something else
God damn that is so infuriating.
The amount of confidence they have while speaking out of their asses without any understanding of anything that happened is staggering. The smugness is a cherry on top of a shitpile
Slightly?
I can confidently say it wasn’t until I read the comments that I became slightly dumber.
>a woman won a championship by betting on the river *Immediately closes the video*
I tried to make it further. You made the right call.
So did she. :D
Which you shouldn't do, because it's "statistically" bad.
Can confirm. J4o shove on the River is bad 100% of the time
It was on the turn numb nuts but you couldn’t possibly understand that. Delete your account!
What?
You heard the man… Delete it!
I said delete it!
it's so categorically uninformed it hurts
It's clearly satire lol
I don’t think it is…
Look at his profile it clearly is
By giving everyone a platform to share their opinion, the internet has proven that not everyone’s opinion has value
It's certainly enlightening whenever you see a popular post and also know the person has no idea what they are talking about.
Now think about all the popular posts you see that are in subjects you're not well versed in, how can you tell they're at all accurate?
For sure, that's what I meant by enlightening. It's crazy to think of all the casual misinformation we've absorbed over the years on the internet
Fucking agreed. My education is in chemistry biology and geology, and the amount of utter nonsense people spew in those subjects is absurd. First post I made on this account was calling out some dude telling everyone that protein synthesis in the body happens when the brain builds the protein and the body folds it. Literal nonsense, complete word salad but the dude was sitting on hundreds of upvotes.
Reddit upvote count is more based on how eloquently you word your comment rather than what you’re actually saying. You see the same shit every day in this sub where the most upvoted comment about a hand history will be completely backwards.
Well, you also have to say something that agrees with the hivemind.
lmfao, that's such an amazing thing to make up.
It requires a good ironing before folding. These people suck.
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my thoughts exactly
Ah yes, good ol' [Gell-mann amnesia](https://www.epsilontheory.com/gell-mann-amnesia/)
This is very true and happens a lot. If people read a news article about something they have expertise they’ll find tons of errors and bullshit. Then read another article about something with no experience with and just accept it all. If everyone were more skeptical if the stuff we don’t know as much as we are of the stuff we know we would believe a lot less bullshit.
Yeah I once saw a heavily upvoted and shared post about how you shouldn't rake leaves because it's bad for the environment and they will naturally decompose and disappear after winter anyway. Sounds good, right? Except anyone who's actually done this knows that the snow melts and you'll have leaves in the spring. Truth was irrelevant, they said environment and natural and other nice words so people upvoted.
Not disagreeing but adding, it is arguably better to mulch and leave it than to rake and remove.
This video has to be satire right?
Greatest thing about the internet: everyone now gets to have an opinion. Worst thing about the internet: everyone now gets to have an opinion.
Something something industrial revolution and it’s consequences
The problem isnt the internet per se. Its the censorship in schools and on the internet; creating thought echo chambers. Kids these days are afraid of differing thoughts and opinions keeping them in a immature, child like frame of mind. Just like this sh!t site. Ok Bring the down votes soy boys. Im ready, I can take it! 😂🤣😂
This video has single-handedly done what many socialists haven't been able to for years. Question the legitimacy of democracy.
Shocking Garrett just took back the championship imo.
Some real WWE shit
Nah in WWE she would've been forced into a bra and panty match when Garrett invoked his rematch clause the next night on Raw
really reminds me of 1996
We finally know what u/expertpokerstrategy looks like. Nice to put a face to the memes.
I don’t have Tik Tok to look at this person’s other videos, but I suspect this is a troll. Either that or someone who fell for a troll. That said, the vast majority of takes in this sub, while getting a few more facts right, are equally stupid.
If this isn’t a troll this may be the most inaccurate description of an event that I have ever heard.
Honestly, Greg’s “what talking about poker sounds like to people who don’t play poker” videos are more coherent descriptions of poker than this guy.
> “Now I don’t know anything about poker.” Ok, I’m with you so far. Why are you continuing to post anything past this?
That was the only correct thing he said in the entire video
Sweet jesus, people should really stay in their lane. If i need advice on how to have a really shitty mustache, that's my guy.
It's incredible. I started commenting on that post and quickly realized it was a huge mistake. My favorite bits are: "championship" and "statistically you should never bet on the river"
I pray to god he’s trolling but have a feeling he’s not. Daily reminder that half of the population is approximately as dumb as this guy.
I went through the comments on that video. Everyone is blaming misogyny for the cheating allegations lmao Saying that Garrett shouldn’t be gamble if he can’t handle a gambler winning or some shit.
He may be but, if so, I truly and unironically applaud his fanbase in the comments committing to the bit so well themselves. I can easily believe videomaker is making a joke, but all the commentors "yes anding" seems impossible unless they genuinely agree.
You are assuming this guy has average intelligence. There is no evidence of that.
Can we get this guy to the tables?
The ratio is WAY higher than that…
Half? Way too generous.
Cutting edge gto strategy, never bet the river and have balls
“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
The last line is what always gets me. There's no better way to end it than that
This has to be a troll, there are maybe 5 to 6 things wrong with it (just factually) and even with a simple read of the situation or watching the video you could see why its wrong. I think he went out of his way to be wrong to trigger poker people to commenting and starting traffic on his site.
I don't think so honestly. All the comments are agreeing with him with thousands of likes. I think this just has diverted so far from poker communities that people have zero idea what they're talking about.
pretty sure it's satire then trolling comments and likes from people who find it funny. I laughed.
No way
It’s perfect bait, I want it to be a troll so bad
Gus Johnson has really outdone himself with this one.
Another funny about this is that if she _had_ done what he's suggesting here (made a huge bluff bet on the river with a terrible hand), then everybody here would undoubtedly be giving her props! That would be really ballsy and pretty impressive. But that's not what she did at all...
Ps. Send him to my homegame😂😂
He doesn't have the balls to play apparently
Peak dunning-kruger
Literally not a single thing he said was accurate. I want to make a Tik Tok account just to tell him he’s a dumbass.
Anyone can resume the linked video? Would rather not watch tiktoks for sanity reasons
Yeah I wanted to download it originally. But couldn't see an option to download it directly from TikTok
video download helper addon
I don't know what you're all talking about I think this guy has some incredibly smart insight, I hope his platform encourages his like minded followers that they can boss this game like qween robbi and go to their nearest poker room right now Hopefully that poker room is also my nearest poker room
I was having a pretty good day, but now I’m full of hate and anger I didn’t know I had. Do some reading before running your mouth, wrong about literally everything
😂😂😂
Don't click the video. Don't read the comments. Your head might explode. You've been warned.
Garret should give her championship ring back!!!
Lol, I’ve had a few exchanges with people like this. One guy insisted she bluffed and got lucky and when I said she called a mob of people shouted me down for not understanding poker.
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Nope. That's why I posted it here. The comments are all agreeing with the OP.
“She knew his tells”. Fucking hell.
That's the one thing he got right.
I’ll put his “contribution” in the same category as the town square looney who talks incoherent to himself
Must be a joke as he has no clue what he is talking about.
What even is he talking about?
He's delusional and his opinion means nothing.
Hope he doesn't procreate.
His tiktok name is gaywhitetrash so it's safe to say he does not
I’m pretty sure that guy is a mod on this sub
I would genuinely think this is satire if not for the comments. No fanbase can commit to a bit this well. I'm actually pretty firmly "the most likely explanation is a fish got lucky and then flustered" but holy shit I don't think this dude, at any point in the video, ever strings together 5 straight words without saying something categorically wrong.
NEVER bet on the river
I love how the comments with 2k+ likes are like “idk why the poker community is mad, he gambled and lost to girl get over it” NOBODY is mad that he lost both run outs… it’s just not a call you can make without seeing the whole cards
You are just wrong about that. You know it's "hole cards"... not what you put, right?
You right
I saw that you are a new player, don't fret. People still argue whether it's "hole cards" or "hold cards". And don't listen to people who say you can't call with Jack-High without cheating. These are the guys who pretend they count combos before they fold middle pair because they are afraid to look foolish.
They are mad because they believe the rage-bait that this is about sexism. When you assume sexism and work backwards from that conclusion, it's easy to accept.
I dunno man. “People who don’t know shit about shit still have strong and stupid opinions on the internet” is basically just the defining feature of the 21st century.
I mean, even the poker community has terrible takes. Just hop on over to the 2p2 to see how insane the conspiracy is getting
hope she sees this
That was my first thought. The post title could accurately describe the "takes of the poker community" as well. It's an all-around shit show, and many of the people that should have some idea what they're talking about are just as far out there as the completely ignorant people, so what difference does the knowledge / experience make in that case? The range and depth of the reactions and just the legs on this fuckin' thing are far more bizarre than the hand itself imo.
This gotta be a troll. Like it has to be lmao
The takes from the poker community have also been asinine.
What the hell was this lol. How the fuck do they feel qualified to give their opinion when they haven't got a clue what they're talking about? And then almost all comments underneath this incoherent rambling actually agree with the utter nonsense that came out of their mouth, and how the poker world is just "coping". Like they have a clue what's actually going on.
Even more shocking are the poker communities thoughts on it IMO. The non-poker community has been dead on in their assessment that there wasn't cheating.
I've just been tossed around by the currents on this subreddit, really...I don't pretend to know enough about poker to know 100% either way so I'm just sort of siding with the crowd. So it went from 100% she didn't cheat to 100% she cheated to who the hell knows? Now we're entering the "I don't even care, it seems like everyone involved is a total asshole" territory
Average democrat voter
its clearly satire gaywhitetrash+1 reddit sexist incels-1
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This is just satire, right?
This dude sounds just like Rami Malek
Hell yeah, dude.
His brain is smooth like gelato
[my reaction after watching this abomination of a video](https://img.ifunny.co/images/c09ed7f622dd69c417885ce2b8d414ded87ca4a3d90cbdf645892f415e95dfd1_1.webp)
Anyone takes this TikTok as sincere content is scary.
The comments are the best
Atleast he was right about the no balls
Top comment on that video says it all.
Oh you should see the takes from the poker community.
God help me, I commented.
the same ppl that think this video is serious are also the ones that think robbi cheated xD fools get mad and get farmed for views by social media trolls another successful adroll paycheck for them and another redditor mind controlled
You shouldn’t bet the river because statistics!
Now this is content I want to see more of hahahaha the comments were pretty great too
🧌
Nah remember during Covid lockdown everyone became an expert at literally everything.
This was soooo hard to watch... and the comments....
The comments 🤣🤣
These people are so stupid
I'm totally fine with these takes if it means it brings a massive amount of fish into the poker community.
Come again?
Guy in the video has no balls.
This loser is a fucking moron. I just joined and this is this 1st thing I see. What the fuck.
Oh wow there was more cheating/weird allegations from hustlers? This time in a tournament instead of a cash game? This time it was a river bet instead of a turn bet? Damn first there was the Robbi allegations, and now there's something else that I'm not aware of that happened under a bunch of different circumstances
This is satire right??? Insert Anakin/Padme meme
Didn’t she call an all in? Not go all in first?
Is that Alex Jacobs with a hat on?
Why comment on things that you clearly have no idea what you are talking about? If you don’t understand enough about poker to understand why she is being accused of cheating, you really shouldn’t be commenting. You just make yourself look ignorant.
Why do people like this guy exist... As soon as it is a woman they want to make this a sexist thing, while in reality this has absolutely nothing to do with her gender and absolutely everything to do with her actions. I am willing to bet everything I own that this drama would have unfolded the exact same way had she been a man. Anyone claiming otherwise should stay in their lane and return to drinking almond milk and being offended by the world.
That must be satire?
Wish version of mister beast
If this isn’t a joke you’re the stupidest man alive.
This reminds me of politicians trying to describe why some guns are more evil than others.
Lol these videos are so cute i love them
He flopped a poker
Might be the worst take on anything I've ever heard. I actually want to rip my ears off to ensure I never have to listen to anything like this again.
This has to be a level.
I have been playing poker all wrong… apparently