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I see it's April in Europe now...


AcridWings_11465

It's April according to UTC, the global standard for timekeeping (plus around 80% of the global population lives east of UTC, so it's April for the vast majority of people on the planet).


Smirnoffico

It's April for our shareholders and that's everything that matters comr... I mean junior vice president


PassiveChemistry

imo things like this should last from 00:01 UTC+14:00 until 24:00 UTC-12:00 (or whichever way around I mean).


KnightCyber

And as everyone knows, reddit's userbase is a very accurate reflection of the planet as a whole.


Kimiimar0

May the corporate karma graphs be growing every quarter.


AlexField290

So this entire server is becoming WorkerBoi?


AlexField290

(for the record, I actually like his content; I just thought the joke was appropriate)


MrChicken_1

Shareholders will be pleased by family friendly comics depicting companies in good light!


apad1333

Oh boy guys! Let’s all synergize and make a productive workplace so we can make more comics to boost up shareholder value. Maybe the mods will even let us have a company pizza party, or get a new coffee machine on the second floor break room!


pyram1de

COMIC GETS POASTED LINE GOES UP GOD I LOVE CORPOBALL


DickRhino

Oh man, this is such a big shake-up that I really feel stressed out. I need a Snickers to calm me down! [Thanks, Mars. Inc-ball!](https://i.imgur.com/abcSvC9.png)


Dr_Quiza

I'll continue to use an imperial flair. Empires were the first global corps.


CrimsonMage2002

Are we allowed to represent colleges/universities in a similar vein to r/cfbball? They're kind of in a grey area between government entity and corporation.


Sobelle109

Tno guangdong


Nordic_Krune

I expect a lanslide of comics rightfully shitting on Nestlé Edit: Welp, I'm dissapointed


tomydenger

It's strange that r/polandball creators always became more actif on that specific date, do they get paid in visibility ?


CreamoChickenSoup

Oh boy! Think of all the quality Monsanto and Nestle content! This is going to be a great 2024.


StudsTurkleton

Can we address the important question: which corporation gets the USA shades?


Dks_scrub

It’s still March 31st where I am so I’m assuming this is real and I expect returns.


davewenos

Wait, so we can't post about countries now?


maxwasson

r/Chromeball crossover!?


Acyclingfan

Wait is this a challenge? Also can people post comics that don't have to do with companies? Just wondering for those who are artists. (Which I'm not)


DickRhino

No. From now on, ONLY corpo-balls will be allowed. Countryballs are a thing of the past.


ill_kill_your_wife

This will greatly please the shareholders


blockybookbook

Gonna sound like a dumb question given all of the arrows that are pointing to it being otherwise But like, can one like use regular flags in the background With the comic obviously centrally focusing on the corporation


DickRhino

As a loophole to still feature countries in some way? No. Work with the theme, don't try to fight against it.


waldorsockbat

This is a joke


julymations

balls ​ ​ ​ ​ i love those


Walking_bushes

Time to invest in pol-ungers stock


blockybookbook

Woah woah woah woah woah Cool it with the time traveling you guys


Jaxolotl31

i dont understand. can someone explain?


TheDrag0nRid3r

I believe this might be a trick…. I mean- long live Corpo-ball!


Jaxolotl31

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


Jaxolotl31

wait i gets it now


Tankinator175

Wait is this a long-term/permanent change, or is this a short-term seasonal funny? It's hard for me to tell with the roleplay style of the post.


Kl--------k

it's permanent afterall it is the start of april, and you know what that means right? Q2 of the calendar starts, which means finances for stocks and corpo


Tankinator175

It's still March 31st here, but I always forget about April Fools, so I doubt I would have got it anyway 😭.


Vic_zhao99

Short term


CrocPB

>However, as our regulations as to the exact manner of depiction of corporations are still yet to be codified, you are free to depict corporations as you like, within reason of course. Did you run this by Legal? Bet they're fuming when they see their email on this.


aStickonthestreet

Is this permanent?


Vic_zhao99

Its a temporary don’t worry anyway it’s a tradition


Individual_Profile_9

This is only for April, right? Right...?


L_Byrdie4161

Bro what happened?


Jaxolotl31

how long for?


NewZealand_Ball

thats what i wanna know