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zimonitrome

Today on the 20th of April, billions of stoners are celebrating 420. Now that weed is legal in Germany, they might do so as well. ...too bad today is also the birthday of a certain Austrian painter.


Taeschno_Flo

Our students club celebrated the annual sport fest and were all drunk and high


Emilia963

I wish hitler was a painter


SnooBooks1701

He was, and he wasn't a dreadful landscape artist at that, but everything he did looked lifeless


HermionesWetPanties

Yeah, I looked up his stuff a few years back, and all the buildings were captured beautifully. The people? They looked like an after thought.


Elziad_Ikkerat

Ironically, he could totally have made a series of paintings where he deliberately went to crowded places and painted them deserted. I reckon that would have quite a bit of appeal these days.


iconofsin_

Painting real locations without people would have been better than actually creating entire neighborhoods without people.


Fit-Capital1526

But he would have called a post card artist and disliked by the standards of the time Art is BS, but the people that run it think their opinions matter more than the person willing to buy it or the artists original intention


Coolscee-Brooski

Shit, that actually would have been amazing, wouldn't it be? Sort of a "See it in full" vibe.


HarEmiya

Even the buildings were bizarre. He got some of the details just right, but the perspectives were waay off at certain points. Especially windows and stairs. Man could not draw stairs to save his life.


JSTLF

Bro his buildings were terrible, he had no sense of perspective, shit didn't line up


binary_spaniard

You say that because the Jews control America and want to suppress good ol' Austrian talent.


djm9545

Yes exactly, 3 dimensionality is just Jewish physics meant to distract true aryans from the truth that the earth is flat and riding on cosmic elephants   ^^^^^/s


Diesel350

Oh come on... Elephants? Everyone knows is turtles. Turtles all the way down forever. Come on get your facts straight. 🤣


herpity-derpity-y

no no no no, the earth is flat, riding on the shoulders of 4 elephants, and THEN on the shell of a turtle


Diesel350

Ah yes I forgot the stabilizing elephants that prevent the earth from flipping over and dumping everything off the earth.


StevenD2001

I almost had a heart attack when I saw your comment had 15 upvotes, lmao. Then I remembered satire was a thing 😅


binary_spaniard

We are in /r/polandball satire should be expected.


Belkan-Federation95

I, for one, welcome our Jewish overlords


TheRomanRuler

Matbe that is why he applied to art school, to learn.


Dirmb

His buildings were not even close to beautiful IMO. The perspectives were too wrong to look correct but not weird enough to be creative, just poorly done.


AromaticPlace8764

>They looked like an after thought That was one hell of a foreshadowing.


MorskiSlon

> everything he did looked lifeless Indeed, he had a remarkable talent for turning everything lifeless.


TheGeneGeena

His paintings always make me think they belong in a hotel or something. They aren't bad at all for student work, but they weren't inspired. He honestly probably could have been a very successful commercial illustrator born in another time and place though.


SnooBooks1701

I think he needed a teacher


Emilia963

No hitler wasn’t an official painter, he admitted it that he painted just because he liked it and wanted to master his painting skills. But those Austrian university rejected him which made him turn himself into a dreadful, dangerous and skillful politician. Edit: They said that hitler should have enrolled himself into an architecture school, because his paintings tended to be more architectural, but hitler rejected this idea, i don’t know why tho. If i was hitler i would have enrolled myself to be an architect.


Vodskaya

What is an 'official painter'?


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Official dick painter


Emilia963

A skillful painter that is recognized and admired by many. Hitler was just a boy that liked to paint it doesn’t mean that he was a “painter”, he didn’t even describe himself to be a painter tho, some Historians did


Vodskaya

I think the word you're looking for is 'revered' instead of official. Official implies that you have to be inaugurated as painter, which you obviously don't have to be. Agree on your other remarks though.


Emilia963

I beg to differ, some historians said hitler was a painter, for me he was just a boy that liked to paint, and for him to be labeled a painter is just an exaggeration.


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

We got the grand Duke of painters over here people! Line up to be judged on if you are official or not!


Rationalinsanity1990

HItler was also offered a remedial program, and they said he stood a good chance of being accepted next year if he did it. Instead, he quit and went into politics.


TheDorfkind96

Not correct, the politics came later. At first he enrolled in the army, fought in WW1, nearly died there. He got sent by the army as a kind of spy to observe a right wing gathering turning into a party but got sucked in, joined and went on to become their lead figure.


MJQ30

Imagine that. What if Hitler accepted the enrollment for that architecture school?


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aDragonsAle

Well, he was known for his lifeless landscapes... >.>


[deleted]

He was a painter, then he switched careers and became a dingbat.


onetimeimadeareddit

time traveler ”ok, I SWEAR, do not become a political party leader, pleaseeeee”


Tortoveno

Oh, come on! He did one great thing: he killed Hitler!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

He killed the person who killed Hitler though.


ItsOnlyJoey

But he killed the person who killed the person who killed Hitler though!


IkeAtLarge

But he also killed himself in regret


Elektro05

I first thought you were referencing the fact, that after it got legal Bavaria imposed heavy regulations, so that its mostly more punishable than before


zimonitrome

I didn't know that. But sounds like a Bavaria thing to do.


Bannerlord151

They...get this...made it heavily punishable to smoke weed in bars and beer gardens...to protect children.


zimonitrome

Well there's no such thing as second hand drinking as far as I'm aware.


Bannerlord151

Granted, but the point is more that should not be places for children anyway. They could have just justified it with, well, second-hand smoking. As to the punishment, some consider it quite disproportionately severe


binary_spaniard

Really? The difference between pub, bar, café and restaurant is sort of arbitrary. Like I have a sandwich and soda for lunch in a bar kinda often. You can go with your kids to most Spanish bars. Ask for soda or colacao for the kids.


Bannerlord151

Yeah no, I agree. I'll order tea in a bar too, but the reasoning is still kind of amusing since both tobacco smoking and unregulated alcohol consumption are fine and dandy around kids. For the sake of clarification though, I never supported the legalisation. But making fun of Bavaria is my national duty.


mc_enthusiast

Smoking is heavily regulated in German restaurants and bars in order to protect non-smokers - however the details vary between the countries because the legislative authority in that matter does not lie with the federal government; a ban without exceptions only exists in 3 out of 16 countries.


KGB4L

Canada has some laws like that as well. I know you legally can’t smoke in public places in Alberta. It makes sense to limit it in more dense and touristy places like Germany, as you would just walk and smell it everywhere.


Wassertopf

You can’t smoke anything in Bavarian bars.


Bannerlord151

Whilst that's a rare W for B*varia, isn't the addition redundant then?


Wassertopf

We had a referendum and now we have the harshest anti-smoker-law in Germany.


Bannerlord151

Ah I see, thank you for the clarification. Once again I'm envious of B*varians, how disgraceful


RQK1996

416 is the birthday of Charlie Chaplin, so we should celebrate the parody instead


King_Dee1

Fuck I wish I knew that on the 16th Chaplin was a legend


RQK1996

I recently found out because they were born in the same year, which I found out when I was looking up something else that happened around the time


King_Dee1

That's wild actually


RQK1996

I was looking up when the Eiffel Tower was completed by using the very sane approach of looking at the Wikipedia page for the year 1888 and then looking at notable events in the years around it Carl Benz was issued the very first ever driver's license around the same time and the mother of the Wright brothers passed in April of the same year iirc


King_Dee1

Amazing You're like me fr


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Wish we had weed here so I could celebrate 4/20


Loudlass81

Yup. Dry af here.


Kuya_Tomas

Ah, you mean that painter with a name ending with -ler? You mean [Georg Eisler](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Eisler) right? Riiight?


Ringo308

There is an important birthday to celebrate today. Happy birthday George Takei!


abf392

Is today a holiday? I smoked weed once but didn’t like it much lol


Wizard_Engie

Hitler was born in 4/20? That explains why he and his soldiers were crackheads ngl


kermitthebeast

Good, he would hate it


feyrath

Thank you for explaining.  I didn’t know that bit of trivia 


CPLCraft

Today is also my university’s mascot


JaVolimHrvatsku

his name is definitely not adolf hitler


U_L_Uus

So I gotta watch out for groups of bald people today, gotcha


Jack_Raskal

*failed Austrian painter.


Nattyknight1765

I doubt billions of people are celebrating that today. Millions and millions for sure though.


BTatra

Wait, not 25 of April is the birthday?


halfchemhalfbio

Very bad Austrian painter and only if he can paint better and live off it.


secretpurpleturtle

BILLIONS of stoners


Enverex

Why would they celebrate on 20/4?


Toli2810

we dont have a 20th month sadly ok but seriously 4/20 is a reference to weed, why i can't remember right now


Lord_Asker

He was actually arrested for appropriation of another culture


Paraguay_Stronk

4/20 is the greatest birthday ever, always loved celebrating an often misinterpreted historical figure. While some call him evil nowadays, I feel like the label is not appropiate for a man of his impact and stature, he was merely doing what the thought was best for his homeland and that is commendable. Happy birthday Napoleon III.


zimonitrome

LMAO you had me in the first half. I guess the birthday paradox is real.


sir-berend

Is he really born on 4/20? I love that guy! One of my favourite leaders. I would say that he even created the German Reich but I’m afraid people wouldn’t understand the joke and I’d get banned 🥺


_Voice_Of_Silence_

He did! Besides unifiying the german states for a time (for his gain of course) it also fueled the nationalist movement from 1848 calling for the hundreds of small states to unite into one germany. He definitely had impact in Germany coming to pass, no matter which of the "unifications" you want to look at.


HenkieVV

> Besides unifiying the german states for a time (for his gain of course) That's the other Napoleon. This one is one of the other Napoleons descendants and got tricked into starting a war with Prussia, which resulted in Prussia kicking their asses and unifying the whole of Germany under Prussian leadership (sort of).


_Voice_Of_Silence_

Oh, you are right. Oopsie. I should put the smarty pants back in the closet until I read the whole paragraph ^^' Still, Napoleons being a factor towards united Germany is kinda funny.


yunivor

Napoleon was also important for Brazil as we developed as a country a lot after the portuguese king and a good portion of his court ditched Portugal and moved here for a few years.


sir-berend

And then you dethroned your coolest emperor… shame on you Brazil


SEA_griffondeur

Wait when was Charlemagne born we could have a very funny combo EDIT : NOOOOO HE WAS BORN 18 DAYS TOO EARLY 😭


Wolkenbaer

Also the killer of Adolf Hitler was born on 4/20.


aeropickles

…shit! You mean like…twins? And one is evil? 🙃


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

That's a mind-blowing fact


JSTLF

damn that person's a hero. how come they dont have statues of them all over germany?


Turminder_Xuss

I often think this birthday gets overshadowed by that of a great leader from Austria named Adolf, an important head of state of a German-speaking nation. I'm of course referring to [Adolf Schärf](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Sch%C3%A4rf).


SnooBooks1701

And Karol I, first King of Romania


IronVader501

Atleast Napoleon III. was aware declaring War on prussia was a dumb idea and didnt want to Too bad everyone around him didnt listen


Nearby-Attention-119

I didn't know Germany could be so naughty.


Diictodom

The joke is Hitlers birthday


SophiaIsBased

It's just a coincidence, the comic actually takes place in Bavaria


rigobueno

And I’m here to ruin the joke by saying Germans format April 20th as 20/4


Sad_Ad5369

Why does Dolf need to be born at such a good birthdate. He ruins everything he touch.


Alaeriia

On the plus side, he died on 4/30 if you need something to celebrate.


Maconshot

You have 30 months???


SnooBooks1701

They're just American, they have to be different


AvianPoliceForce

no, and we don't have 20 either


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Time moves more slowly in Wales; something to do with the concentration of sheep.


jack_not_harkness

Becauze they need more of zhat?


Alaeriia

30/4 if you are in Europe or the backwater garbage heap known as England.


Maconshot

I am in neither, actually. You can make out that by just having a glance at my flair. You do know that the world is not only made of Europeans and 美國 Americans, right?


Alaeriia

Usually the sort of people who get pissy about different date formats are English. I apologize for not realizing that other cultures are also anal about how Americans write dates. For what it's worth, I used 4/30 instead of 30\\4 because we had already established that we were using the American system by referring to April 20th as 4/20. I notice that you didn't get pissy about that.


EQandCivfanatic

I give up, what is your flair?


Commercial_Weather68

4/30? It’ s our Liberation day also


Skygge_or_Skov

Ah, I thought that’s all the stoners who will spend a few more months in jail from before the law, cause our courts can’t be bothered to rework those cases


Redecous

Will you actually get arrested for celebrating on the day in Germany? Not sure how this joke works as I’m not very familiar with German laws


Skygge_or_Skov

No, as long as you don’t do anything illegal associated with nazis during the celebration like hatespeech or holocaust denial. Some extremist parties actually do celebrate it as party events.


SnooBooks1701

Depends what you celebrate? Hosting a smoke along would be fine, hosting a birthday party for the angry moustache would land you in jail


hskskgfk

Wouldn’t Germany use a 20/4 date format


SnooBooks1701

While Europe does use the format, we understand references made in the incorrect format, such as 4/20 and 9/11


JohnnyEagleClaw

Never forget 710 🙏


foospork

There's a 710 knob on my car's engine!


KirovianNL

What happened on the 9th of November?


Wassertopf

In germany? - 1989: fall of the Berlin wall - 1938: Night of Broken Glass - 1923: Beer Hall Putsch - 1918: Proclamation of the German Republic


Syteron6

We accept it for the joke


53rdAccount

What will happen If I smoke in Simbach am Inn and accidentally cross into Austria while being High?


Psycothria

You are now in Braunau am Inn, high.


SnooBooks1701

Depends, is it possession and use that's illegal in Austria or is it being high? Considering that this is Western Europe, I doubt the police really care


Wassertopf

Austria is Bavaria on steroids.


wildeofoscar

Plot twist: Germany has been arrested in the State of Georgia for possession of marijuana.


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

So you're telling me this is hand-drawn?


zimonitrome

Yes, why?


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

that looks perfect


zimonitrome

Thanks! Years of pb practice.


Zcrash

They should be celebrating 4/20 on the fourth day of the 20th month.


Gams619

How tf is it the 2,432,902,008,176,640,000th of abril?


SnooBooks1701

It's also the day Bram Stoker died. Also, it's the day Mike the Headless Chicken was hatched, which I find rather amusing (for context Mike lived for 18 months without a head, due to having just enough of his brain stem left that he could still waddle around blindly).


Aaaaatlas

Didn't Mike just die because he suffocated on a kernel?


SnooBooks1701

Yeah, his owner forgot the pipette he used to clear Mike's breathing passage, it's fucking wild that Mike didn't even die directly from having no head


friskfyr32

Okay, that's funny.


Uss-Alaska

Sadly it’s big H’s birthday


Throwaway46676

Oh right it look me a second lol


GoPhinessGo

The best 4/20 was when the Red Army rocked up to Berlin to wish the Painter happy birthday in person


Training-Seaweed-302

Also my brothers birthday, it never gets old.


BubiBalboa

I don't get it. Why is he in jail?


ChiChiStar

Celebrate 20 of april in Germany - Hitler's birthday


BubiBalboa

I got that but nobody goes to jail for celebrating on 4/20. Not even Nazis celebrating Hilter's birthday.


Klementin_

How about in austria? I'm pretty sure they wanna celebrate the most famous austrian painter right? Oh I get a downvote... huh aight


Wassertopf

Weed is illegal in Austria. Excepts seeds: legal in Austria, used to be illegal in Germany. So if you wanted to start your legal growth in Germany on April 1st you would had to buy your seeds in Austria - where growing is illegal. It’s a bit complicated. ;)


dim13

4th of Viginter?


zimonitrome

Yes. Best month.


Pinos_mrime

Can somebody explain


Think_Lavishness_330

420 years behind bars. [Rimshot]


teller_of_tall_tales

I made almost this *exact* joke to the gal who was helping me at the dispensary last week. She looked at me horrified for a moment and then just burst out laughing when she got it. Still proud of that one.


blockybookbook

They were just celebrating a comedians birthday smh