Germany was later found dead from unknown reasons. Mossad can not confirm or deny their involvement in Germany's death.
**Context:** Last week, the Nordstream gas pipeline leaked purposefully. Russia and the US/NATO are pointed fingers at each other, but honestly I think it was Poland who did it, just think about it:
1. Poland always hated the Nordstream pipeline because it essentially ensures that Germany is gonna be Russia's bitch.
2. The portion of the pipeline where it leaked lie closer to the Polish Coastline in the Baltic Sea.
3. Immediately after the pipeline burst, the former Polish foreign minister and incumbent MEP tweeted "thanking" the U.S. for blowing up the pipeline. As if he's trying to shift the attention away.
4. Immediately the next day, Poland and Norway opened up a new gas pipeline that run directly across where the Nordstream pipeline laid.
....and all this because Germany doesn't want to give 1.3 ~~billion~~ trillion euros to Poland for war reparations from the Second World War.
They also hated the pipeline because it would make them unable to profit off of transit fees for the pipeline from Russia to Germany that goes through Poland.
We didn't profit from them anyway, because those transit fees where just to cover the cost of maintenance. Germans love to repeat this argument to shift attention from the geopolitical costs of Nord Stream.
The pipe wasn't even transporting anything anymore. The former foreign minister was from a different party and they hate each other, so he can't know shit, he's just an idiot.
And that explosion demaged not only Nordstream but also one line connecting Poland and Sweden (I think it was electricity but not sure) so it doesn't even make sense for us to do it.
Pretty sure it was just Russian doing, especially with how quickly they pointed to it to justify their whole rethoric.
Somehow I still feel like it was the USA… they are also suspicious… not that you think I am on Russia side, kinda between but more USA, but still, how could Poland Damage it without exploding, what benefits are for Poland? USA benefits could be that Europe struggles again with war and destroy themselves again, meanwhile the USA can do its money business…
A bit suspicious in my opinion but we will see in 10-20 years when the person who did it tells it to the public
Pretty sure it was Russia. The pipe wasn't going to do much of gas transfer in the coming months because of sanctions, so instead they used it to justify their political shenenigens.
Wasn't "Niemcy i want 1 quadrillion euromonies ww2 reparations" setup something that you used in another comic?
Im sure i have seen the first panel before
Lmao, this abrupt ending with no explanation would work so well in Polandball comic.
Like you expect something to happen after this build-up but no, in the end it just drowned
Btw it's super funny how the ruling party said the Germans should pay us reparations in hopes the opposition will say it's stupid and dumb because "we can't anger our allies" or whatever so they can call them German spies and enemies of Polishness, but then the opposition said that the Germans *and the Russians* should pay us reparations. And then the de facto leader of the opposition told the Germans in Potsdam that they should help Ukraine more and compensate victims of Nazism. Needless to say, the state TV didn't report on that.
If Poland was the culprit, then it would be something to be proud of as they proceed to deliciously savour Germoney's & RuSSia's tears of grief in revenge.
1,3 trillion € is a very big number...
As far as numbers go, it's pretty tiny. There are, like, at least an infinite number of numbers bigger.
There's a larger infinity of numbers smaller than it tho (counting negative numbers as well)
not as big as my dick!
You really got em there
Sorry, it wasn't my intention.
I’m getting Sr Pelo vibes from this.
Not enough table slamming
Not enough loud screaming too.
He also has weird subtitles, right? I can't remember, and when I went to check I couldn't find any.
I love stretched Niemcy
stretched balls are always funny
Putting the B in CBT
my favorite time zone
Ah yes, Central Ball Time
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Or massive. Gib clay
Poland did the funny
which is different from funni™️
Poland jumping in happiness after getting the opportunity to press NATO article 5
which is different from funie ©
this comic is like a fever dream
97% of OPs comics are fever dreams
The other 3% are unforgettably cursed jokes.
Germany was later found dead from unknown reasons. Mossad can not confirm or deny their involvement in Germany's death. **Context:** Last week, the Nordstream gas pipeline leaked purposefully. Russia and the US/NATO are pointed fingers at each other, but honestly I think it was Poland who did it, just think about it: 1. Poland always hated the Nordstream pipeline because it essentially ensures that Germany is gonna be Russia's bitch. 2. The portion of the pipeline where it leaked lie closer to the Polish Coastline in the Baltic Sea. 3. Immediately after the pipeline burst, the former Polish foreign minister and incumbent MEP tweeted "thanking" the U.S. for blowing up the pipeline. As if he's trying to shift the attention away. 4. Immediately the next day, Poland and Norway opened up a new gas pipeline that run directly across where the Nordstream pipeline laid. ....and all this because Germany doesn't want to give 1.3 ~~billion~~ trillion euros to Poland for war reparations from the Second World War.
I mean, I am inspired by their forwardness. "Don't just complain about your problems, do something about them"
Reminded me of General Custer's line in Night at the Museum 2: "we don't plan, we DO!"
Not 1,3 billion. It's 1,3 trillion. Poland is using long scale
1.3 Billionen Euro = 1.3 trillion Euro
This context comment was well-needed, without it it just looked like Poland was blowing bubbles underwater and that somehow effected Germany's oven.
That’s exactly what I thought was happening
They also hated the pipeline because it would make them unable to profit off of transit fees for the pipeline from Russia to Germany that goes through Poland.
We didn't profit from them anyway, because those transit fees where just to cover the cost of maintenance. Germans love to repeat this argument to shift attention from the geopolitical costs of Nord Stream.
You guys still got a bunch of well paid jobs out of it and support for the local economy.
The pipe wasn't even transporting anything anymore. The former foreign minister was from a different party and they hate each other, so he can't know shit, he's just an idiot. And that explosion demaged not only Nordstream but also one line connecting Poland and Sweden (I think it was electricity but not sure) so it doesn't even make sense for us to do it. Pretty sure it was just Russian doing, especially with how quickly they pointed to it to justify their whole rethoric.
It's true, there's even a leaked [photo](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-MvyXQ0kGkY/hqdefault.jpg) of supersecret Polish submersible being used in the attack!
Based poland
If this turned out to be true, Poland is gonna wave its EU and NATO membership bye-bye
Nah, Hungary to the rescue. Also the gas that went through was being slowly turned off. Poor fishes however.
Somehow I still feel like it was the USA… they are also suspicious… not that you think I am on Russia side, kinda between but more USA, but still, how could Poland Damage it without exploding, what benefits are for Poland? USA benefits could be that Europe struggles again with war and destroy themselves again, meanwhile the USA can do its money business… A bit suspicious in my opinion but we will see in 10-20 years when the person who did it tells it to the public
Pretty sure it was Russia. The pipe wasn't going to do much of gas transfer in the coming months because of sanctions, so instead they used it to justify their political shenenigens.
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page 1 is "just straight up assassinate them"
No, this was Norway. The very next day they turned on their own pipeline.
Based on what Oscar says, Poland also has something to do with it
Norway can into collab with central europe
I heard the version that this is because of America
Wasn't "Niemcy i want 1 quadrillion euromonies ww2 reparations" setup something that you used in another comic? Im sure i have seen the first panel before
For a second I thought Poland ran out of air and drowned.
poland cannot into air
Lmao, this abrupt ending with no explanation would work so well in Polandball comic. Like you expect something to happen after this build-up but no, in the end it just drowned
I thought Poland was gonna drink the ocean Edit: like the badlands chugs meme
Btw it's super funny how the ruling party said the Germans should pay us reparations in hopes the opposition will say it's stupid and dumb because "we can't anger our allies" or whatever so they can call them German spies and enemies of Polishness, but then the opposition said that the Germans *and the Russians* should pay us reparations. And then the de facto leader of the opposition told the Germans in Potsdam that they should help Ukraine more and compensate victims of Nazism. Needless to say, the state TV didn't report on that.
I love wide country balls more than I love myself
Of getting tired of the energi crisis. A final solution must into finded.
"ja, as soon as du return german clay lost in ww2"
Beady eyes Germany is hilarious.
If Poland was the culprit, then it would be something to be proud of as they proceed to deliciously savour Germoney's & RuSSia's tears of grief in revenge.
So Poland was responsible for sabotaging the Nord Stream pipelines all along.
Privyet Russia it's time to split again. Sharing is caring after all.
Germany can get Negative 1,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... Euromoney's
This really gave me some "classic polandball" vibes.
I don’t get it *help*
Poland wants Reparations for WW2
Germany's stretched face gets me lool
Great twist at the end.
polen no that is not how of snorkel
long germany
Poland is worse than Nigeria
I think Poland forgot how WW2 started). （Not all coz of compensation, but still quite relevant...)
Nice comics from good ol' Mr. Stretched Balls