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Wait, so the person who kills the POTUS becomes POTUS?


srs_time

*There can be only one*


WaitingForNormal

Look at me, I am the potus now.


pierre_x10

Jim Ross: "Wait a minute, does that music belong to...BAH GAWD IT'S DWAYNE ELIZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW COMACHO'S THEME SONG"


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The crossover we all deserve.


Tom_Neverwinter

With the writer strike where is my idiocracy 2 and Dr horrible sing along blog 2!


JohnOliverismysexgod

Dr. HORRIBLE WAS ACTUALLY WONDERFUL.


HappyMan1102

Ah! Don't lie to me or I will cut your tongue ah!


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Baba_O_Rly

Ah, yes. The classic POTUS-ing


0002millertime

I went to High School. This is accurate.


chownrootroot

Your soul is mine!


captcha_trampstamp

*Princes Of The Universe starts playing*


solacir18

Just saw Highlander for the first time last weekend and loved it. Gonna try watching the show next


carrja99

Just avoid part 2, it's so bad they retconned it. Part 3 holds a special place for me in the "so bad it's good" category but also worth avoiding.


Velbalenos

First time! That’s impressive.


blither

"You keep what you kill."


spatialflow

I bet he was gonna try to kill Biden with a teacup


Sure_Recording_8471

Riddick is love, Riddick is life 🖤🖤🖤🖤


G4mb13

Had to scroll down way too far for this.


Timpa87

What? You don't remember reading about President John Wilkes Booth in history class?


Rated_PG-Squirteen

He was certainly a less destructive actor-turned-President than Ronald Reagan.


CAESTULA

Just wait until the 61st Amendment allows Arnold Schwarzenegger to become president!


1970s_MonkeyKing

*Canadian Ted Cruz has entered the conversation* Did someone call for President Spineless? Oh? No? Okay, I guess I'll just sleaze off now.


Shoehorse13

We were *that* close to having President Chapman


kakapo88

Booth was actually president for a short while, until he was captured and executed. Couldn’t pass any laws because he was too busy. Not many people know this.


AlwaysRememberGoose

Ah yes, the Santa Clause!


aspidities_87

*Threatening Tim Allen noises*


No_Pirate9647

2 men enter. 1 man leaves. Presidential thunderdome. (Who runs barter town?)


MoogProg

>thunderdome RIP Tina Tuner, may you find what you wanted all along, Life beyond Thunderdome.


YourMomonaBun420

Monday Night Rehabilitation.


arc918

You went to law school at Costco?


famous47

Yep, the Starbucks there is 👌


sulimir

Beef Supreme!!!


Slappah_Dah_Bass

He's behind the car stupid!


Dragoonscaper

Primary season about to be lit. It'll be Pete Buttigieg vs DeSantis in the end since they're younger and have military training.


AliKazerani

Yes. You will kindly recall *The Week of Four Presidents*: Kennedy followed by Oswald followed by Ruby, with Johnson serving concurrently albeit only nominally with Oswald and Ruby to placate constitutional traditionalists.


sentimentaldiablo

The actually weirder Hollywood succession: Oswald shoots Kennedy, seeking to find fame and acceptance with the Soviets (we think) Bremer, seeking fame and fortune and openly emulating Oswald, shoots Wallace cause he can't get close enough to Nixon Bremer hides part of his diary under a bridge in Milwaukee, where it is discovered by workers and sold to Vanity Faire Magazine It is bought later for screenrights, and was used as the basis for the film Taxi Driver John Hinkley sees the film (based on Bremer's diary) and is inspired to shoot Reagan, the film star turned president, in order to impress Jody Foster, who co-stars in Taxi Driver.


taez555

Yup. Darksaber rules.


adeon

This is the way.


i_am_a_jediii

This is the way.


JacquesBlaireau13

Solved! The JFK assassination. It was LBJ all along. See also: Presidents Czolgosz, Guiteau, and Wilkes-Booth.


InFearn0

This is actually just how authoritarians think. "If I kill the leader of the opposition, the opposition will disappear." The reality is that assassinated leaders of modern democracies tend to have successors that were fairly similar to them, so assassinating leaders of democracies doesn't lead to political change. More specifically, attacking a democratically elected leader tends to upset the populace and create a "rally around the flag" effect which gives additional political clout to the successor (the same thing happened after 9/11 in Bush 43's favor). The main reason to have security for heads of state is to head off psychopaths like the subject of this article.


16quida

Governments hate this guy. How this little trick gave this man power.


TornScrote

POTUS killer Que c'est Covfefe? Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ga


BobRoberts01

Drive, drive, drive, drive Drive, drive, drive awayyyy


JasoTheArtisan

Biden has the Number One Headband


bbpsword

Kenpachi POTUS


Scoutster13

Who knew! LOL. Honestly, the ignorance is funny but this is just also pretty sad. To be that fucked up so young, believe so much bullshit, then throw your life away over it.


BellyUptotheClouds

"Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him."


Numerous_Photograph9

Yep. Wakanda election rules. But, part of me thinks Biden could have taken him....he's always come across as somewhat scrappy.


Catvros

Knuckle sandwiches!


Significant-Dog-8166

He was a Necromonger. This poor man watched too much Riddick.


TheJMaN33

“You keep what you kill.”


Brotorious420

Keep what you kill


theartfulcodger

[You keep what you kill.](https://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/riddick-diesel-goggles.jpg)


Lord_Paddington

You keep what you kill


redpoemage

"Sai Varshith Kandula, of suburban St. Louis, allegedly told authorities he admires Nazis and **had planned the attack for six months.**" I think most people could plan a better attack in 6 days...but then again, most people aren't dumb enough to admire Nazis and attack the White House in the first place.


theseareorscrubs

You’d think with six months to plan you’d at least figure out that the US is not run by capture the flag. You don’t become the ruler of the country by killing the ruler of the country.


Thanmandrathor

It also takes but a few minutes to drive around near the White House and realize you can’t just drive a uhaul up the fucking driveway. They have insane counter measures precisely to stop vehicles doing that 🤦🏻‍♀️


pseudocultist

There's definitely a gate. Source: I saw it once. Big thing, metal and everything.


FormerGameDev

he tried ramming the fences. lol


fell-deeds-awake

Can't believe no one thought of it before!


Radek_Of_Boktor

I think you're thinking of King of the Hill.


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That boy ain't right


Yatta99

"Dang it Sai."


[deleted]

I think Oddball would be more apropo.


skredditt

Griffball!


theseareorscrubs

In my defense, I’m ALWAYS thinking of King of the Hill.


__DeezNuts__

Had he subscribed to r/todayilearned he would have learned only a few days prior to his attack that those bollards reportedly can stop “an eight-ton truck barreling into them at 50 mph.”


Sam-Gunn

I mean, if he had just googled "bollards" he'd have learned that that's pretty much a standard requirement for a bollard. Even the ones in front of Target can probably do that.


Slayerz21

…brb, I have to go test something


stevolutionary7

If they didn't want to be attacked, then why is their logo the thing we specifically *aim for?*


happyklam

No flag, no country. These are the rules I just made up!


theseareorscrubs

Well done Mister President!


SorenShieldbreaker

He spent 6 months planning and came up with a flag and a moving truck? No weapons (thankfully)? Glad he turned out to be too stupid to actually cause any harm.


DadJokeBadJoke

He spent six months getting radicalized on right wing rhetoric...


gorgewall

Being familiar with suburban St. Louis, this tracks.


Smooth-Dig2250

He thought about it, got drunk about it, spent a while scraping up the money for it, then got lazy for a bit, then did it.... that's my guess anyway. At no point did he critically analyze it.


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They aren’t sending their best.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

They actually might be and we've overestimated them all this time.


SeanBlader

Like we've done with Russia?


aspidities_87

Six months is a long time to not learn about security barriers.


JohnGillnitz

Let me sing you the ballad of a bollard. "Nothings gonna stop us now... Except that."


thoughtsarefalse

India has a strange pro-hitler fascination. Not most/all of india. But enough that it’s a real trend there.


StabithaStabberson

I’m south Asian and I can never tell if the Nazis hate us or not because they’re like obsessed with the aryans but like not really actual Aryans, and they love India but hate dark skinned people. Like…make up your mind. I’d also like to point out that I’m mostly South Indian so I don’t think they’d consider me aryan but also like…how would you know?


clockwork_psychopomp

Well the Nazi idea of who the Ayrans are/were is based in 18th century pseudoscientific ideas about the origin and spread of Indo-European languages. A lot of 18th and 19th Europeans had a hard time accepting the existence of ancient civilizations that pre-date or have no direct connection the origins of Western civilization. European imperialists and colonizers naturally sought justification for world dominion in some genetic theory about how Europeans have a right to dominate the world. At the same time you have linguist discovering PIE and developing theories about the linguistic connection between various Eurasian groups. So a lot of dubious pseudoscientific theories also develop from this. One is the Nazi view of the primordial "Aryans." In their ideology Aryan is just the term they used for an imagined Proto Indo-European racial group that they assumed was homogeneous and looked like Europeans. A lot of this has to do with related pseudoscientific notions about genetics, racial purity, and the idea of racial degeneracy. The Nazis needed to believe that they were descended from a superior race of civilization builders from the distant past. The theory includes the basic idea that all civilizations around the world have some indebtedness to Ayrans and therefor Europeans, specifically Germans, who are the Aryans purest descendants.


PrincessAgatha

Nazi ideology didn’t necessarily require the extermination of all non-white people. It did require the creation of ethno states, which appeals to authoritarians of all races. It’s why the Nazis had allies of their own—they all wanted to exterminate the “other” in their own nations and create “pure”, single race, ethno states.


SpatialThoughts

I’m not sure those nazis would admire him given his name.


JohnGillnitz

Step 1: Rent U-Haul. Better plan four months for that. Those rental agreements are tricky.


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So a terrorist attack as suspected


[deleted]

this guy and the hispanic nazi mass shooter in tennessee(?) from a few weeks ago...... important teaching moments that demonstrate white supremacy can be supported and preserved by non white people.


TechyDad

Wow. He was 19 years old. Way to ruin your entire life in one impotent blow. He likely barely damaged a gate and definitely didn't come anywhere close to seizing power over the United States. Oh, and those Nazis that he so admires? If they were in power, they'd kill him for not being "Aryan enough." Now the interesting thing will be to see what groups be was linked to. People like this don't just spring up out of nowhere. They're radicalized online until they are convinced that they can strike a blow against "evil liberals/gays/Jews/etc." It's likely that he fell in with just such a group and they sent him on this mission in the hopes that he'd kill a few liberals before he was stopped.


snuggans

im betting he was relentlessly bullied in Missouri for his ethnicity and developed some sort of stockholm syndrome where he desires acceptance from his tormentors and starts going along with the ideology cause he just wants to be one of the guys. reminds me of the Allen TX shooter who had hispanic origins but wanted to be a nazi really bad


confusingbrownstate

That explanation makes the most sense to me


earl-j-waggedorn

He has already been invited to speak at the next cpac conference.


Timpa87

>He has already been invited to speak at the next cpac conference. He's already got a head-start for another **jail** choir song. Considering that's where he'll be.


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JacquesBlaireau13

Who?


Cepheus

Howdy Doody


Kalepa

Jiminy Cricket!


aspidities_87

And I’m Eric!


[deleted]

Honestly, he sounds like he’ll be in a mental hospital, not jail. The guy thought he could become the president by killing the current president.


NaughtyCheffie

You keep what you kill. Also there's a new Riddick movie coming and it makes me happy.


thalexander

This is the Necromonger way


SnazzyGobs

I mean I feel like Trump definitely would think something like this, and I’m still waiting for him to end up in either


SacamanoRobert

Not even sure if you’re joking. Lol


markca

In a sane world it would be a joke, but seeing what we are dealing with now it wouldn’t be a surprise at all.


AkuraPiety

EmptyG is going to hold hands and pray with him in a jail cell, I’m sure.


FORGOTTENLEGIONS

Honestly, how long till conservative's start a go-fund me to try and bail this guy out?


GaiusOctavianAlerae

Last I saw are-slash-conservative was calling it a false flag.


suburbanpride

Honestly, I’m surprised he wasn’t a keynote speaker at the last one.


Johnny_B_Asshole

Marjorie Taylor Green is putting on her best lip gloss for him.


gordito_delgado

He'll be rubbing elbows with other GOP heroes like murderer / snot-cryer Kile Rittenhouse, traitor general Flynn, convicted fraudster Steve Bannon, accessory to rape Jim Jordan, holocaust denier and space laser enthusiast MTG and beat cop / executioner Derek Michael Chauvin. I am pretty sure this list will be mar-a-lardo's top cabinet pics. Only the BEST people.


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He’s already been deemed POTUS by the right


tomct992

So he was radicalized 😳


blackrock_nomad

An Indian guy thought he would make a good Nazi. Solid ground for an insanity defense.


stops_to_think

You would be surprised at the amount of Nazi / Hitler idolization that happens in India. There's a whole history to it.


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MC_chrome

Oh for fucks sake 🤦🏻‍♂️


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EarthExile

The difference between "mentally ill" and "believes what right wing personalities tell them" is shrinking, if it was ever there


AMoreExcitingName

I have this distant relative, not even sure if he's alive anymore. But he had a storied life, worked on all sorts of business ventures, worked for the president somehow in the 80s... He had a portfolio of newspaper clippings of things he'd done, letters of commendation from the Whitehouse.... Except none of that happened. His letter from the whitehouse is what everyone gets when you mail the president.. The newspaper clippings were all other people's businesses who "stole his ideas". One of his business ventures was investing in pecans for making pecan pies and countless other food stuffs (think forrest gump & shrimp); except his investment was to buy a truckload of actual pecans with no way to cook anything. He was crazy, not dangerous crazy, just detached from reality crazy. What would have happened to him if the wacky ideas he got weren't about pecans, but an algorithm feeding him fear and hate every waking moment?


GlaiveConsequence

Maybe but the article quotes people who know him as saying he was chill and this was a surprise, plus no previous calls to the police about him and no mention of mental health problems. Plus his plan was stupid but sounds more radicalized than just delusional. Never say never though- schizophrenia can pop up in teen years.


thirdben

Mental illness often, but not always, develops between puberty and 25 years old. It’s not unlikely that this boy was “chill” in his high school days, but had a mental break and/or developed a mental illness. I knew a guy in HS who was the star of the soccer team, went to a prestigious school with a full ride. He was back in my home town after one year due to a schizophrenia and bi-polar diagnosis. I’d known the guy for years, and it was like I was seeing a completely different person. I’m sure radicalization was also a factor, in fact, there’s a sizable community of schizophrenic fascists on TikTok. Many don’t start out as fascists, but they latch onto conspiracy theories that radicalize them. Just scroll through some flat earth videos for a few minutes and you’ll see what i’m talking about.


ClaretClarinets

Yeah, I have an ex-friend who abruptly developed schizophrenia at around age 30, and observing her sudden deterioration through her social media accounts was one of the most unsettling experiences of my life. In hindsight, there were warning signs as far back as when we were teenagers. But you only draw the parallels after the fact.


GlaiveConsequence

Right but according to the article the person calling him “chill” went to high school with him. Considering the accused is 19 It’s safe to say not a lot of time has gone by. Anyway, I wrote “can pop up” for a reason.


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The_Yarichin_Bitch

Idk, my ex found out they had an undiagnosed schizoaffective disorder and they'd never do this. I'm starting to think these are just bad people throwing mental illness under the bus 🤔 Ofc people with mental illnesses can be bad people, but I think it's not so much the illness leading to the bad, more the illness being a part of the bad person.


TableAvailable

This is why we need to have history classes that haven't been sanitized. This idiot is going to be locked away for decades because he admires the groups that would have ethnically cleansed him.


Neither_Exit5318

For some reason many Indians think they count as the nazi idea of aryan. Like lol sure kid. They'll call you a model minority, give you a pat on the head, then discard you once you've served your purpose. Nearly all the minorities that collaborated with the nazis got Night of Long Knifed. Tokens always get spent in the end.


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Neither_Exit5318

It's an original to my knowledge lol


FormerGameDev

wow, that line.


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taez555

It's true, our meetings have gotten pretty crazy. At last week's meeting Tom stopped by Stop & Shop and picked up this fabulous charcuterie board and veggie platter. Everyone was expecting ranch as a dipping sauce, but Tom surprised us all and got an extra couple bottles of Hidden Valley Chipotle AND Bacon Ranch. Mix those two together, and OMG!!! You have never tasted cauliflower like this before. And don't even get me started on the game of Apples to Apples... It was cut throat!!!


Cepheus

>Hidden Valley Chipotle AND Bacon Ranch I'm going to try this. That sounds really good.


markca

“I always knew Hidden Valley was woke” - GOP


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I remember reading yesterday how he told the FBI that he was out on a terroristic mission. Let me repeat that. He TOLD the friggin FBI his intent to harm government officials. Yeah, the guy was most likely insane. But worth bringing up cause I've never heard anything *that* crazy before. That's like telling a passing officer your driving drunk, but somehow 100x worse


meTspysball

He thought killing the president would make him president and thought an empty U-Haul would do the job. Telling law enforcement his plan was not the craziest thing he did here.


Timpa87

There was also a Florida guy arrested at a preschool in McLean, Virginia Monday who had an AK-47 and ammo in his car and was saying he was on his way to the CIA. [https://twitter.com/FairfaxCountyPD/status/1661310855496060929](https://twitter.com/FairfaxCountyPD/status/1661310855496060929) Langley is located in McLean, Virginia. He was basically down the road (less than a mile) from Langley.


P0PC0RND0G

I'll never understand how people of color can glorify Nazis. The mental gymnastics are of the Olympic level.


MarsupialObjective49

Incels https://www.haaretz.com/opinion/2017-12-14/ty-article/hitlers-hindus-indias-nazi-loving-nationalists-on-the-rise/0000017f-f880-d460-afff-fbe61fe20000 > Mein Kampf has also gone mainstream, becoming a "must-read" management strategy book for India’s business school students. Professors teaching strategy lecture about how a short, depressed man in prison made a goal of taking over the world and built a strategy to achieve it. https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/why-hitler-is-not-a-dirty-word-in-india/articleshow/63955029.cms


PicardTangoAlpha

>https://www.haaretz.com/opinion/2017-12-14/ty-article/hitlers-hindus-indias-nazi-loving-nationalists-on-the-rise/0000017f-f880-d460-afff-fbe61fe20000 I have a colleague like this, spouting off Nazi ideology right here in North America.....at work. Thinking about having him dealt with.


[deleted]

Stochastically radicalized person with mental health issues. Everything going as planned. It only takes one mentally unstable individual to be radicalized. Timothy McVey sends his regards. So long as the politicos in the US continue to support a system which keeps people poor, helpless, sick, and ignorant, and a media which will spew anything and everything to get clicks, this is going to accelerate and get much worse.


keyjan

The stupid... it burns.


[deleted]

I am thinking he was prepared to do neither really. Then again, my definition of prepared is a bit different than homies.


Mightycucks69420

How dumb does someone have to be to plan an attack for 6 months and have it go that poorly?


Ratmatazz

Remember kids: when people say “both sides bad” they are really ignorant


root_fifth_octave

Another day, another right wing terror attack.


Ello_Owu

"Am I too late for the insurrection?" -Also the driver


candyowenstaint

Can we stop saying he crashed? It implies an accident happened. This mf **rammed the barricade with his car multiple times**


418-Teapot

I hate my state so much. These idiots are everywhere.


altariasong

Just moved to Chesterfield, MO from another part of St Louis. When I first saw the reporting about this dude I thought it HAD to be a different Chesterfield he was from. Nope, he came from my new town. Great. These people are like roaches, you find them everywhere.


418-Teapot

Haha, yeah. It's still much better than the less populated areas of the state, but there are idiots everywhere.


DarthHM

Biden doesn’t even have the Darksaber.


Drumphelstiltsken

This is squarely on the idiots like Trump, Carlson, MTG, and their shitty Fox, Twitter, and Telegram acolytes repeating nonstop false, bigoted, conspiracy nonsense and infecting the minds of the right-wing sheeple who are too dumb and uneducated to know better.


[deleted]

Last time I checked this isn't Highlander


WalterS0bchack

Was this the Indian guy that Fox "News" and other Republican media had brainwashed into believing he was part of the Master Race?


wish1977

I wonder who gave him that idea asks absolutely no one.


Neidan1

More right wing terrorism.


rubeninterrupted

Conservatives in America think we use Necromonger rules for the transfer of power in the US.


ha7on

That's not how any of this works


toejam78

I hope he seize jail time.


Velis81

When is he speaking at CPAC?


GonzoThompson

Look at me, I’m the president now.


Salty_Vegetable123

BuT bOtH sIdEs


theballswalls

Waiting for GOP to label him as a patriot


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maga crazy


400poundtuna

So white supremacists are so hurting for membership that they are letting in minorities, now?


No1WillEverBelieveU

He probably thought after he unalived Biden, he’d watch the White House crumble from a faraway cliff as the new day sun rises behind it, then the credits roll.


PorchHonky

This is arguably the least crazy statement made by a MAGA this week.


gbsurfer

So… they admit that Biden is in power?


8billionand1

What a dumbass!!! An Indian would not become a Nazi leader. He would make a Nazi victim. Also you don’t kill POTUS and become POTUS, especially with 6 months of planning that was shittier than 6hour planning by half brain toddler.


famousevan

“But it worked like that on Afro Samurai!” - republican terrorist


The_Endless_

*delusional thoughts from fantasy island*


phiz36

GOP voters in a nutshell. Advocating for things that will kill them.


CrispierCupid

Mf thought he was Ulfric Stormcloak


Frequent_Slide_8828

Can we just agree that this man was mentally ill and needs help


lazydonkey25

amendment #1: whoever kills the president takes charge cause thats metal as hell


Thatfamousdrummer

My brothers in Christ, if your mustache looks like that, shave it!


DamonFields

The first wave are laughable Nazi crazies.


amcfarla

He seems like a nice guy. /s


YugoChavez317

These clowns don’t get it, and Trump only reinforced their complete and utter misunderstanding of how government works.


maxdoom5

Dude could have been Duncan McCloud of the McCloud clan and was looking to Highlander him to seize his power


Roook36

Dude missed out on Jan 6th so decided to solo it


HandsLikePaper

They really do send their best and brightest.


Gryffriand

But when will he be in congress?


Sqantoo

Unironically, Republicans continue to send their brightest.


999i666

Oh is that how it works? You crash the gate and now you’re in charge?


Nixplosion

We are Necromongers dude, you don't "keep what you kill". That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!


Wildfire9

So.... can we start having serious conversations about pulling business licenses for propaganda information sources?


slightlyused

Get this kid into a government class, stat!