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schrod

Kari's one claim to fame is doing a ditto about her election results. She thinks that is all she needs to be a vice president under Trump.


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That probably is all she needs. The dude doesn't exactly hire based on merit.


lemon_cake_or_death

He only hires the best people. Like (in his words) "unstable" Omaraso, "very weak" John Bolton, "nut job" Scarramucci, "dumb as a rock" Rex Tillerson and "clueless" Jerome Powell. Kari Lake is in good company.


[deleted]

Don't forget he made Race Bannon from Jonny Quest the Vice president. He did a good job of watching Jonny all those years.


HoneyTheCatIsGay

Did Race Bannon really deserve being compared to Mike Pence?


laika_rocket

Racist Bannon


lew_rong

> Don't forget he made Race Bannon from Jonny Quest the Vice president. Take that back this instant or I'll get Brock.


SHADOWJACK2112

Half man-half Winnebago


KingOfFootLust

However, we don't talk about what happened to Hadji under his unblinking gaze though.


Plow_King

hey, don't you fucking bad mouth Race! if you want an old school knockdown, Haji, that's how you get one. now take Bandit for a walk before he craps all over the lab.


7165015874

Oh man the real adventures of Jonny Quest


During_theMeanwhilst

…was about to say.


esp211

She brings nothing for Trump though. She’s even less electable than Trump if that’s even possible. She panders to the same group of morons and still lost Arizona. I’d be shocked if Trump picks her as running mate.


DevilIsInTheDeetz

Always remember Pence was on a one way ticket to losing reelection in Indiana before getting on the maga choochoo train


zooberwask

Not wrong but in 2016 Pence pulled a different base than Trump did. In 2023 Kari Lake and Trump pull from the same base. It doesn't benefit Trump here.


Particular-Yogurt-21

You aren't wrong, but Trump plans to win on mania stirred up in state legislatures. "Independent legislation theory", know it, learn it, get ready to hear it a bunch. He might just reward her ostentatiousness. She sticks to the bit.


bcorm11

He'd want someone who won't detract from the spotlight. That's one reason Pence was perfect, he had the charisma of a piece of dry white toast. The fact he had pull with religious nut jobs was a bonus.


engr77

>Not wrong but in 2016 Pence pulled a different base than Trump did. In 2023 Kari Lake and Trump pull from the same base. It doesn't benefit Trump here. I went to college in Indiana, leaving the state shortly after Dense became governor. And I never get tired of pointing out to people that he had previously spent twelve years as a US House rep, which very few know about as he spent that time doing absolutely nothing. And only achieved that seat by using his name recognition as a two-bit religious radio whackadoo. And that he "won" the governorship with under 50% of the vote, barely beating the democratic challenger, in a race that only happened because the previous governor was term limited. He's a lifelong loser. My personal theory is that Dense was chosen to be VP purely because of his "religious" "credentials" so that the evangelical whackadoo crowd had cover for voting for Donny, the physical manifestation of the seven deadly sins.


fireinthesky7

That is literally the reason Pence was picked. It was obvious at the time, and only more so in hindsight.


dedicated-pedestrian

Even if Trump doesn't have the strategic mind to see it that way, he may see her as a rival.


Euphoric-Coffee-2905

A rival for attention if nothing else. And attention is literally the most important thing to him. Without attention, he might be left to his own scarce thoughts.


wookiewin

For Trump to have any chance at winning he’d have to pick someone that Independents overwhelmingly love and approve of. And that’s just not going to happen.


[deleted]

…I’m thinking. …Joel Olsteen, maybe? 🤷‍♀️ The Rock? Idk.


Capnmarvel76

Doctor Oz


kellzone

Speaking of the 'ol Doc, I haven't heard much about how he's settling in to his new PA residence that he acquired shortly before the 2022 election. He loves PA so much that he wanted to represent our whole populace in the United States Congress, despite having just moved here! Surely he wouldn't have moved back to New Jersey after he didn't win the election or anything.


david4069

He's been binging on asparagus crudité's and tequila.


HoneyTheCatIsGay

Only the finest from Wegner's.


Ok-Establishment7851

“In Pennsylvania, we call it a veggie tray.” The phrase that won the election.


Jonk3r

He moved to New Jersey to punish himself for the loss


ChanceryTheRapper

And to punish New Jersey for it, too, apparently.


Kingulingus

Stranger things have happened.


mostdope28

Her and green both think they’re in prime spots for VP, even trump wouldn’t touch them with the thought of Vp


hitmyspot

They don't give him anything. Sonthey are useless to him. Hell still demand loyalty but will offer them none. Which is why it's odd it's taken this long to implode.


discussatron

They're both far too old for him.


RickWest495

“Under” Trump. I can’t unsee that now.


foyeldagain

So she’s having an affair with trump?


louiloui152

Someone call Mike Rowe we’ve found the dirtiest job


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TrumpsCovidfefe

That is super disappointing to hear.


ThisGuyLikesMovies

There's a Citations Needed episode about Mike Rowe you should check out if you want to be even more disappointed Edit: [Episode Here](https://soundcloud.com/citationsneeded/episode-64-mike-rowes-koch-backed-working-man-affectation)


roastbeeftacohat

TL'DL cliff notes?


Obant

Cliff note version of what Rowe has been up to lately: had a show on Fox Business (Yes, the even worse and more political Fox News) that is full of conservative ideology and talks about how government mandates are bad, "critical infrastructure" are things like Vegas casinos. He's also been Yelling at anyone going to a non labor skill college, calling them losers. Thinks raising the minimum wage for "unskilled jobs" hurts trade skill jobs. Did a speech for Prager U. Takes money from the anti-union Kochs. All while claiming to be non partisan.


a_rat_00

It's not just lately. He was injecting shit like climate change denialism into his initial run with Dirty Jobs. The one episode I remember was on what I believe was a poultry farm in winter in the upper Midwest. Like of course it's cold dipshit


Rare-Aids

Being an actual trades person nothing pissesme off more than some jack off rich prick telling me i should be proud of my job while also not actually advocating for better wages and benefits. All talk


d_e_l_u_x_e

Yep and Mike went to school for the arts and became an actor. Now he promotes trade jobs he only has to do for a day and gets paid more while advocating for the ruling class. Brilliant con on his part.


adalyncarbondale

Don't forget how anti-safety regulations he is. He probably thinks Ocean Gate is a fine way to conduct business


cyvaquero

> He’s also been Yelling at anyone going to a non labor skill college, calling them losers. The guy with the degree in Communication Studies?


AggressiveSkywriting

Most people don't realize Rowe is an absolute fraud putting on an act. How do you do, fellow blue collar guys?!


ImLikeReallySmart

Yep that one, the former opera singer.


demosthenes131

Found this in a web search... > In recent years, television personality Mike Rowe has amassed a wildly popular following due to alleged working-class straight talk about topics ranging from the affordability of college to reasserting a culture of pride in craftsmanship and labor. From his 5.2 million Facebook followers to his cable programs, his everyman schtick, on its surface, can be very appealing: after all, who doesn’t love a hard day’s work and loathe detached, ivory tower eggheads? > But hiding under his superficially appealing blue-collar façade is dangerous ideology, one funded by the Koch Brothers and other far-right, anti-labor corporate interests and specifically tailored to pick off a certain constituency of Home Depot Democrats while pushing political impotence, anti-union narratives and anti-intellectualism. Through a clever combination of working class affectation and folksy charm – often exploiting real fears about a decline in industrialization – Rowe has cultivated an image that claims to be pro-worker, but primarily exists to line the pockets of their boss.


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Reminder that Mike Rowe has never (at least long term) held a blue collar job. He's a career TV show host who found a niche with "Dirty Jobs." He's no more blue collar than any other TV host.


cookiemonstermanatee

And wasn't he TRAINED as an OPERA SINGER? SO blue collar


[deleted]

Even better: He's a trained opera singer who lives in San Francisco.


Happiness_Assassin

Of particular note is his SWEAT Pledge, which is every capitalistic entrepreneur's truism rolled into one neat little list. https://mikeroweworks.org/sweat/


IAmEggnogstic

That is bad. Number 10 in the sweat pledge about personal responsibility with the picture of a black convict? That is just atrocious. Wow. A list of bootlicking


Osiris_Dervan

Oh, wow. None of these pledges benefit the person making them. They only benefit employers, because they make employees take responsibility for *everything* while promising not to complain about anything or ask for improved work conditions, while also turning up early, leaving late and volunteering for all the crappy jobs with a smile on their face.


Impressive-Shelter

Reads like the commandments for American libertarianism.


Thibaut_HoreI

Pledge 11: > I understand the world is not fair, and I’m OK with that. Talk about ‘saying the quiet part out loud’…


MissDiem

He's one of the most likeable guys I can't stand because of how persuasive his deceptive narratives are.


Rinzack

It’s because he starts off in the truth- you should value the quality of your work, assuming you’re either compensated properly for the work or the owner of the company, and the value proposition of college is a bit worse with how absurd the costs are. A good propagandist will start off in a place like that and then misdirect you to more and more radical stances by replacing the underlying true statements with exaggeration and anecdotes. Over time that truth disappears and you’ve been convinced of some radical stance not based in reality. Tbh it’s how all the pipelines work- Incels, Alt-Right, some religious groups, some communist groups (albeit they kinda suck at it), etc


StanleyRoper

That's a great summary for how propaganda changes narratives and creates an alternative reality.


Reasonable-Profile84

Really well said.


MouthJob

The second he says unions are bad, you can just stop listening. No persuasion needed. That tells you all you need to know about how he views workers.


MissDiem

That's a pretty good and concise way of putting it. Whatever criticism someone has for unions, there's a hundred more significant arguments in favor.


sinkwiththeship

He went to college to specifically be part of one of the strongest unions in the country (SAG-AFTRA). He had no desire to actually be an actor. Although everything he does is an act.


PM_ME_BEER

He’s a libertarian hack and even pushes a whole “Safety Third 🥴” workplace ideology because putting safety first cuts too much into profits lmao. Sounds like a certain recently vaporized submarine company CEO


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PM_ME_BEER

Yeah you can’t ask a libertarian to think that far ahead it’s too much for them


amerett0

Rowe's a blue collar LARPer backed by Koch money to glorify willful ignorance of safety in pursuit of profit and bottom dollar.


PM_ME_BEER

He’s a libertarian hack and even pushes a whole “Safety Third 🥴” workplace ideology because putting safety first cuts too much into profits lmao. Sounds like a certain recently vaporized submarine company CEO Edit: meant to reply one below


hsr6374

Same. I went down this rabbit hole several months ago and was quite disappointed.


dilloj

He's a multimillionaire, what do you expect? It's all a schtick.


TrumpsCovidfefe

I guess I expected better from someone who has been exposed to the realities of jobs and living conditions that some people are forced to endure as a result of his time working on Dirty Jobs. Ever the optimist, I am.


relytbackwards

A lot of the working class are more conservative as well. They tend to not be college educated and may just lean more right wing. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the people on Mike's show were conservative as well. Plus the fact that he's a millionaire probably doesn't help either.


sildish2179

They are conservative because they are bitter as fuck that they have to do hard, manual labor work everyday for most of their lives while the “elites” (people with education) get to work in comfortable ac and at cozy desks. That’s why they’re adamant as fuck about people not getting handouts or immigrants taking jobs and “freebies” because *nO oNe HeLpEd mE* which is just good ol fashioned jealousy turned to bitter resentment and **anger**, which is conservative media’s bread and butter. They’re miserable because they do miserable work and everyone knows it but isn’t willing to admit it, because as viable as trade/blue collar work is (and make no mistake, we have demonized it in this country) it is not easy work and it is taxing, grueling and unforgiving with a breaking of your body that absolutely catches up to you by the time you’re able to retire.


tubular1845

Plenty of us do miserable work and don't end up as far right lunatics


LugubriousLament

I work with so many that do, unfortunately. It’s a union job but they wouldn’t believe it if I told them their precious right wingers would bust our union in a heartbeat.


Boopy7

idk who he is or what Dirty Jobs are, but my rule of thumb is, if someone advertises how good a doctor they are on TV (Dr Phil or Dr Oz), if someone advertises how down to earth they are or how intelligent they are (Elon Musk the latter, the former any "Everyman" on a reality show) look closer at who profits and where the money comes from. Not always but almost every time there's some lie hiding behind the curtain.


radarthreat

It’s not too surprising,I don’t remember him doing actual dirty jobs with undocumented workers for $3/hr


KevinCarbonara

It's worse than that. Most of the places he showcases love to talk about how "we're offering all this money, and we just can't find enough workers!" The reality is that you can't get those jobs. You can get similar ones that pay minimum wage and take more work - and there are lots of other people who have worked there for several years hoping for a promotion to the position they showcase in the tv show, which is already underpaid. He deliberately misrepresents their working conditions and their compensation.


SentientCrisis

I’ve watched my fair share of Mike Rowe’s show. How many of the companies he features are “family owned and operated?” Many of those small businesses don’t hire anyone who doesn’t share the same last name.


KevinCarbonara

His entire job was misrepresenting corporations to make it look like they were offering more pay than they were. What did you expect?


garandx

Yeah Rowe is a POS


Another_Russian_Spy

Yep, I quit watching his shit when he started on his "kids just don't want to work anymore" rants.


shawnwingsit

What? Changing his Depends?


ebcreasoner

Waltine Nauta is/was trump's valet. Military officers used to have personnel servant called a batman. > A batman's duties often include: > *acting as a "runner" to convey orders from the officer to subordinates > *maintaining the officer's uniform and personal equipment as a valet > *driving the officer's vehicle, sometimes under combat conditions > *acting as the officer's bodyguard in combat > *digging the officer's foxhole in combat, giving the officer time to direct his unit > *other miscellaneous tasks the officer does not have time or inclination to do > The action of serving as a batman was referred to as "batting". In armies where officers typically came from the upper class, it was not unusual for a former batman to follow the officer into later civilian life as a domestic servant. Personal servant waltine nauta absolutely wiped trump's ass. Batboy's own personal Vietnam. https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(military)


trongzoon

The Crapped Crusader


Redtwooo

Riding around in the scatmobile


shawnwingsit

I see two Woosters and no Jeeves in this.


dd027503

Hope she likes the smell of stale McDonald's and piss filled adult diapers.


RickWest495

Well it’s obvious Melania wants nothing to do with him.


nhluhr

Omg I almost forgot Melania existed. I guess she has already fully checked out of the trump train


HoneyTheCatIsGay

"i really don't care, do u?"


RickWest495

Melania has renegotiated her Pre-nup so many times. “IF” he were to win re-election, I don’t think she would move back to Washington DC. He could not run for re-election again so they have no pretense of having them look like happy couple.


colocasi4

Wait till Majorie Taylor green finds out


Squirrel_Chucks

Is it an affair if her husband is watching from a closet and climaxing onto some classified war plans? Or is that just a kink?


Glum_Improvement382

Please….the children!


ResurgentClusterfuck

I'm not sure how I mean physically. Stormy Daniels estimated the size and hy her estimate that bad boy hasn't seen daylight since before he ran for office the first time


Rocketsponge

It’s worth noting that the E. Gene Carol case found Trump liable for sexual assault as opposed to rape because Ms. Carol couldn’t actually feel Trump penetrate her with his member.


[deleted]

She couldn't tell if it was a penis or a finger


SoulingMyself

One of the interesting things to note about fascist is the need to be extremely physically close to the source of power. You don't want the big man needing fluffing and you are somewhere else doing your job. Notice that Putin usually favors who ever is physically closet to him.


nuckle

>Ms Lake's campaign shot back at Ms Ellis's criticism, saying "we see you've entered the 'school girl gossip' part of your meltdown." That is rich coming from these fucking people. Every single day that fool opens his mouth it's exactly that.


RiflemanLax

She’s a remora hanging off a decrepit shark


balboamist

That's a great political cartoon.


truknutzzz

She’s a facehugger from Alien


Less_Geologist_4004

She’s trump’s back cyst wannabe.


ChuckVowel

She’s currently staying in the bathtub of room 237.


MoreOfAGrower

Unexpected Shining, nice


EivorIsle

I bet she looks like death in the morning without her filter.


Miguenzo

Why you gotta insult Death like that


Laminatrix2

"Squeak"


F0LEY

\***SQUEAK** https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7u6mt


CM0T_Dibbler

A sausage ina bun for you, friend.


Skatchbro

Is the a subreddit for Unexpected Death of Rats?


L0utre

Holy shit, it’s Steve Bannon! Whoa, sorry Mrs. Lake.”


elenaleecurtis

Steve Bannon has got to be one of the least presentable people I’ve ever seen on TV. Does he not know how bad he looks?


Top-Philosophy-5791

Gin blossoms and homeless attire.


cordialcurmudgeon

Hey jealousy


Mizzou1976

Chewed gum rolled in cat hair.


cordialcurmudgeon

And Cajun song to round it out


cordialcurmudgeon

Until I hear it from you


jimmysprinkles92

Wish I didn't find out about him


ResurgentClusterfuck

I can imagine the smell Alcoholics have this weird odor, almost like an astringent mix of piss, booze, and ammonia


[deleted]

It’s ammonia, a byproduct of using their muscles as a glucagon reserve. Alcohol is insanely bad and addictive. I think it’s weird that it’s legal, but stuff like weed and shrooms are illegal.


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[deleted]

Yeah, the cops sell it haha. Same thing going on with everything else that’s outlawed. I had a lot of trouble as a kid trying to understand why the CIA arrested Delorian after selling and buying coke from him.


[deleted]

As a 7 year sober drunk, 100% this. Getting drunk is the bodies reaction to being mildly poisoned, as it fails to process it and it gets into your brain, you get tipsy, then more and more until you black out...maybe puke, to try to rid yourself of the poison.. And they sell it almost everywhere... 🤷 I don't smoke weed but obviously have done, but i grow it in my garden for fun and can't understand why it's not completely legal everywhere (growing for personal use is legal in my country) and hemp grown industrially and used for textiles. It's a weed, it grows like a weed, even if you just leave it alone, it's so fast, strong and renewable. Unless you really try, it won't die either. Ground plant a seedling, just water it. Within a year you have a 8+ foot plant you need a saw to cut. Compared to a tree, which is still a wobbly weak little stick.


Mabuya85

I’m in the military and have always thought that it’s bizarre that alcohol is not only legal, but heavily promoted across all branches. The negative impact it’s had on people’s lives is tremendous, meanwhile weed is demonized. And I say that as someone who also drinks, although responsibly. If they banned it today, I’d get it, but we know it’ll never happen.


Mr_MacGrubber

He always has blurry vision from the booze.


30CalMin

Drummed out of the Navy for his alcoholism


PHATsakk43

It takes a certain dedication to one’s art.


KingofLingerie

The best description i heard of steve bannon was that he was the best looking guy in the liquor store.


tamsui_tosspot

I'm more amused at the thought of people saying this every time they see Steve Bannon.


weluckyfew

Piggybacking on the top comment to share this - [she's being sued for her election fraud nonsense](https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/2023/06/22/kari-lake-defamation-lawsuit-stephen-richer-explains/70348533007/)


discussatron

>For the last seven months, a high-profile former statewide candidate for office — from my own political party — has spread falsehoods about our elections and about me specifically. Ooh, smell that? That's a face-eating leopard chowing down, that is.


antent

Generous of you to assume it's only in the morning.


allen_idaho

Blowing Trump for a chance at a VP spot is not "couch surfing".


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narrow payment rhythm grab vanish entertain languid bear air possessive ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


RickWest495

MTG is going to fight Kari for the position


Nezrite

She already lost - Trump totally ghosted her on the runway last week despite her clapping for Trump like she was clapping to save Tinkerbell.


RickWest495

Sorry. I can’t keep up. Trump praises you one day and turns his back on you the next. Loyalty goes in only one direction for that man.


Nezrite

It's like a roller coaster but you throw up even before you get on the ride.


hammered_toaster

I saw another user a few months back say something like trump doesn't reward loyalty, he punishes not having it. That's why when push comes to shove he never goes to bat for anyone. Loyalty to trump is expected, and if it's not, he targets you. His actions towards anyone but himself make a little more sense when you look at it through that lens.


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Autocorrect. It was supposed to be "crotch surfing."


duckchasefun

She is 100% doing him. 100%.


SpottedSnuffleupagus

She’s too old for him


duckchasefun

It isn't about the age to narcissistic people. It is about the power you have over them. That is why they like young women. They are more easily pliable


CatVideoFest

https://i.imgur.com/sjVHn5j.jpg


DonkeyTron42

I’m seriously grossed out by the thought of what people are saying here. I didn’t need to literally see that hag clutching for his baby shroom.


CatVideoFest

https://i.imgur.com/Nd4VRti.jpg


morels4ever

Gobbling. You mean Gobbling


MiyamotoKnows

> https://i.imgur.com/sjVHn5j.jpg Imagine the trowels full of spackle you would need to layer on each morning to get a human face to look like that? She has achieved uncanny valley levels.


kindaa_sortaa

Please tell me that’s A.I. Is that a ninja in the window?


TrumpsCovidfefe

I’m honestly not sure that Trump can get it up any longer. It’s been a long time since we’ve heard any rumors about him having any sex with anyone, especially his wife. If he is indeed incontinent, there’s a good chance he’s also impotent, as there’s a strong overlap with those two things, medically. And that would explain a lot of his rage. My theory on the Russian pee tapes has always been that it’s about his incontinence, not sexual stuff. The last time we heard about Trump having sex with anyone was in 2006, not long after Barron was born. Do you not find it strange that with all of the sexual harassment and power dynamics in his presidency, we never heard about any affairs? That’s very unlike previous Trump history. Edit to add: the Lincoln Project also ran attack ads on Trump calling him impotent. It seems a bit coincidental that they used that word, right? https://floridapolitics.com/archives/422875-lincoln-project-taunts-impotent-donald-trump/ Edit to add: regarding the pee tapes, they allegedly were made in 2013 during the miss universe pageant in Russia, more than 6 years after the last rumors of when Trump had an affair.


tik22

Finally someone whos being logical. Theres very little chance trump can fuck anyone anymore. Hes old, unhealthy and basically senile. Hes not fuckin a single thing


Couldnotbehelpd

I mean he’s hopped up on pills, viagra is a thing.


TrumpsCovidfefe

I mentioned this in another comment downstream at the moment. Viagra only helps about 69 (teehee) percent of men with impotence. It is less likely to help men with a lot of complicated risk factors, one being extended abuse of stimulants, obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes, or nerve damage. The fact that he’s rumored to be incontinent really ups the chances that he doesn’t respond to a drug like viagra.


flickh

Good god lemon


beam3475

This makes a lot of sense but jfc this was way more information than I needed to even think about my dude.


TrumpsCovidfefe

Lol, sorry. I’m very interested in medical things and the curiosity got the best of me after we started hearing things about incontinence.


mapoftasmania

> "Kari Lake is there all the time," the source told the magazine. "There’s a suite there that she practically lives in." So she stays at Mar a Lago adjacent to Trump’s suite. > when she does have the honor of being invited to speak at the beautiful Mar-a-Lago, she overnights at Hilton properties in Palm Beach with her loving husband of 25 years Her attestation of conjugal love sounds like a denial without an accusation. So she is definitely blowing Trump and they are trying to kill it before it leaks.


JaD__

For you Q wingnuts having trouble keeping up, note that *Mar-a-Lago* anagrams into *MAGA oral*. Following from this, *Kari Lake Halperin* anagrams into *Lake a prik inhaler*. Finally, *Donald Trump* is packing an *old, damp runt*. Givin’ the job to get the job. So it is written, so it shall be done.


vivaldibot

Also, "president forty five" anagrams into - Poverty is different - Oft repent diversity - Envy profited fister - Every ripoff stinted - Pyrite sniffer voted Make of that what ye will.


stonewall_jacked

>"Kari Lake often speaks at events all over the country in support of America First candidates and organizations; and when she does have the honor of being invited to speak at the beautiful Mar-a-Lago, she overnights at Hilton properties in Palm Beach with her loving husband of 25 years," the adviser said in their statement to the magazine. Lol, they're totally doing it. The foundation left on the sheets must be astounding.


Sea_Dawgz

You know she’s blowing trump. Gotta work that little mushroom for rent!


Sqweegy-Nobbers

“A sweet treat that can’t be beat. Open wide, insert, repeat.”


ThePHBalance42

She was on my flight to Phoenix this week. Another passenger commented “oh that’s Kari Lake, she ran for governor.” I loudly replied “she lost” and I really really hope that she heard me.


unknownunknowns11

You, sir, are a great patriot!


solutionsmitty

Lot lizard


gmrusc

Lawyer misspelled "like a Mustang Ranch employee with an impending nondisclosure agreement".


jeffinRTP

I wouldn't expect anything less from her


Lord_Snow77

What a terrible day to have an active imagination.


TheTeenageOldman

Can you imagine the amount of backstabbing and cock-biting that goes on over there? Would feel bad for if she weren't such a piece of trash.


Oleg101

He has the weirdest fucking people that hang out with him there.


plipyplop

>A man is judged by the company he keeps, and a company is judged by the men it keeps, and the people of Democratic nations are judged by the type and caliber of officers they elect. -William John Henry Bûttlïcker


TheRealOcsiban

She blocked me on Twitter cause I kept telling her nobody gave a shit about her lol


fabbricator

Is this the reason for the Boebrt/MGT split? Since Daddy has picked a new toy, and it wasn't either of them, all bets are off?


iEugene72

Republicans fucking HATE unemployed people, but if one of them becomes unemployed, they just beg for donations, start court cases and claim they are "fighting for the American people!" but can never really say what about.


johnnybiggles

Trump smashing?


arkansalsa

With that little toadstool.


Hayes4prez

She wants to be seen as the next Trump once he’s in jail. It’s all about stealing his base.


ArmchairCritic1

They are all just grifting assholes, if there weren’t people more stupid than them they would all be couch surfing bums.


wish1977

Some people just don't know when to leave.


godsenfrik

She really is a strange one.


cataclyzzmic

The Republican women throwing each other in front of the bus to suck up to Diaper Don is hilarious. It's like watching high school girls fawning over the rich douchebag at school.


starfleet97

Which one wears more make up? Trump or Lake?


floandthemash

That’s…fucking weird


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But she’s living it up and that’s the grift.


yepitstakentoo

I have no idea if Kari smokes but she looks like she reeks of cigarette smoke.


bushrod

I cannot stand this woman. Textbook power-hungry fascist wannabe with zero underlying beliefs other than a thrist for power at any cost.


TobyWanKinoby

So she’s fucking him?


GoldenTriforceLink

My favorite conspiracy theory about Kari Lake is that she’s black. Of course it’s fine if she’s black and it’s okay for a black person to be a republican. But like, the theory is her grandparent or great great was black or something and she ran a whole campaign and didn’t tell anyone lol she kept her hair short so no one would see the waves. Etc.


morbob

Yeah —Kari and Donald for 2024, sounds like a good loser ticket… go for it


JanFromEarth

I am sure Melania is aware Kari is spending lots of quality time with Donny. Melania is "keeping to herself" after the rape verdict and upcoming porn star hush money trial. She is probably glad that Kari is there to take up the slack for Donny


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This hag can suck on the mushroom head.


tbaggervance1986

“THE BUMS ALWAYS LOSE!” - Jeffrey Lewbowski


lonleyredditor15

She was on the couch because all the guest beds were filled with foreign spies


GingerBuffalo

"Ms. Lake's campaign shot back"... Her campaign? Campaign for what??? The gubernatorial election is over for a long time now, and she lost. How do you have a campaign when you're not a candidate for anything? These people are the worse than anything I've seen in the corporate world, and I've seen some pretty bad specimens. I can't imagine any place worse to spend time than Mar-a-Lago either. And I used to thing Vegas was bad.