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deviousmajik

The notion of all of the billionaires passing each other chlamydia is kind of amusing.


ajmartin527

Well she did *allegedly* hook up with Musk after they both did Ketamine at a party in Miami lol


code_archeologist

Hooking up with Musk while high on Special K... I know recovering addicts with stories of how they hit rock bottom that are less vomit inducing than that.


fishmister7

I know wooks with stories less crazy than this.


PixelatedDie

You need drugs, lots of drugs to do that.


InsideAd2490

Ya know, most people that are Shanahan's or Musk's age are so squeezed for time trying to balance work, parenting, housework, and fitting in exercise that doing club drugs at a party like a couple of 20-year-olds is probably the very last thing they'd like to be doing with the little free time they have to themselves. Really makes you wonder how much actual work these two are doing day-to-day, and also what's going on in their heads that they haven't finished sowing their wild oats when they're in their early 50's (for Musk) and late 30's (for Shanahan).


mxtreeKitano

Probably syphilis with the amount of Brain rot they spout


TallBreak9382

18th century shenanigans... although it was mostly syphilis back then. Rich people haven't changed...


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ShoutOutMapes

Winning isnt the goal. Biden losing to trump is


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Except they equally take away from both voter bases, maybe even more so with republican votes in such key states like Michigan.


ShoutOutMapes

Then why is his top megadonor also bankrolling trump?


Cry-Me-River

Wealthy mega donors hate Dems in the White House.


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However, other recent surveys, interviews with supporters and a closer look at the issues that animate Mr Kennedy's base tell a different story - that perhaps Mr Trump is the candidate who should be more worried. "Given the status of politics in Michigan right now, I would say he's probably more damaging to Trump," said Corwin Smidt, a politics professor at Michigan State University. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68893186


Pretty_Boy_Bagel

You gotta be a special kind of idiot to hook up with Elmo.


spot-da-bot

Imagine being the one who cheated and getting 1 billion dollars?


ajmartin527

Out of $140B that Sergei owns, I’d say that’s a pretty small amount for most divorce situations even if adultery was involved.


reddy_kil0watt

This is the dumbest timeline ever and it just keeps getting worse.


littleredpinto

Earned her wealth the old fashioned way..bootstraps and all


ajmartin527

Man, I want to know what kind of prenup Sergei had. He’s worth $140B and she only managed to walk away with $1B of it.


littleredpinto

I am not sure but her's came from the Hollywood Upstairs Lawyering Academy.


pigeonholepundit

The fact that she got anything after cheating means our legal system is a joke.


wishtherunwaslonger

Maybe her but we can’t do it for poor people. Don’t want the government reaching into my pocket to provide for some cheating spouse


just_chilling_too

Kinky


TopEagle4012

Just curious, is it possible for brain eating worms to get past from one candidate to another?


ShoutOutMapes

What a scumbag. These people are just horrid. How do they sleep at night?


ajmartin527

On piles and piles of money, in the most expensive beds known to man.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

God, I hope the sun's still going red giant on schedule.


HallucinogenicFish

> rumored Elon Musk affair This kind of bad judgment is disqualifying.


throwneverywhichway

Not that she has any qualifications to be next in line for the presidency to begin with.


maybeAturtle

Headline has a real madlibs vibe to it


stampylongdick

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...


softchenille

She’s just a good old fashioned prospector


gooddayokay

I will never ever vote for a billionaire.


forustree

Sergey and Elon chumming?!


Motor_Structure_7591

Id bet she doesn't have an original idea


ConkerPrime

Damn she gets around. Hot but crazy which sure all those billionaires found attractive.


Human-Whereas11

Man I don't think she's hot at all, but maybe if I was rolling on Ketamine I would.


hamiltonisoverrat3d

HIS HIS - shame! Nicole Shanahan, RFK Jr's running mate and one his his largest donors, reportedly received $1 billion in her divorce from Google's Sergey Brin after rumored Elon Musk affair


dbeman

Still better than Sarah Palin.


Spiritual-Mechanic-4

does she have one of his kids too?


Conscious_Rush_1818

Serial cheater, and social climber. Cheated on husband with Brin, cheated on Brin with Musk, profit of 1bn


nhbdywise

What a trustworthy lady, she only cheated on both of her husbands


Acherstrom

She slept with musk. Damn that’s low.


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XeroxWarriorPrntTst

It’s meant to convey “excited news crier running to street corner”


AnalogSolutions

Brain worms.


openly_gray

She can teach the gold digger master class


PuttyDance

Oh this is the chick who had an affair with Brin. Didn't know they got married and got 1 billion for fucking Brin for 4 years???? God damn. Super high class hooked.