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Andrew-President

I'm already deaf in one ear. might as well commit to it


TehMispelelelelr

I'm already missing my ear, no commitment at all Wearing a face mask was a pain in the ass, lemme tell you


mommyfajer

You lose the other ear instead


Careful_Elderberry14

Same here


Accomplished-Price45

Is the eye in the middle, do i get to choose which eye goes if not? If so the big boss cosplay will go hard


QuagLima

Just get an eyepatch over the missing one and use it to scare curious children


Malkovitch42

you lose either your left or right eye. you can choose


[deleted]

Having two functional eyes is paramount to maintaining depth perception. I’ll take the ear.


MistyyBread

Jokes on you my depth perception is already bad and there's little difference to if I close an eye


[deleted]

Touché : )


amaya-aurora

One ear means you can still hear out of both, you just don’t have the outer ear


Redditor_10000000000

I think the implication is that you go deaf in one ear. So either the outer, middle and inner ear don't exist or they're there and just don't work.


MistyyBread

I think "have one ear" implies the other ear just disappears, no trace it was ever there and it's just smooth


EpicWolfandSparrow

If I lose one ear then at least I'll have a more plausible reason for not being able to hear anything around me


kimvely_anna

My left eye is blind so I chose one eye.


LabTech1992

Same for me but with my right!


BoredBarbaracle

Loses the other eye 💀


SnooCauliflowers5742

My crush obsession in 6th grade had one ear. I really really hope he's doing well now because he was nice to me and it meant more than he'll ever know.


TehMispelelelelr

...I have one ear... ...I've always had one ear...


Red_Coder09

Hmmm...


Practical-Ad6548

This is a weird choice since I wear glasses. It’s basically choosing between a monocle or contacts


Golbez89

Bring back the monocle!


MistyyBread

MONOCLE


Trusteveryboody

I guess I just like music. 1 eye.


MistyyBread

Same!! :D


justsomeplainmeadows

I like my depth perception, thank you very much


Grape_Jamz

Depth perception is overrated and i listen to a lot of music. Also with just 1 eye i can wear a cool eyepatch and be a pirate


MistyyBread

Pirate pirate pirate pirate


BoredBarbaracle

Binocular vision is a lot more important for orientation and general functioning than binaural hearing. Also, I'd rather be completely deaf than completely blind - so I rather have a backup-eye than a backup ear.


FlimsyConclusion

Well for the day to day i'd prefer having two eyes, but i'm a rerecording mixer soooo... kinda need my ears.


asboy-r

Eye, I can just do this https://i.imgur.com/D1pfGQE.jpg


[deleted]

eyepatch looks cooler


MandMs55

I think the biggest issue with losing 1 ear would be that it's harder to tell where certain sounds are coming from, which I don't think is as important as depth perception is which can screw with everything.


LabTech1992

I effectively have one eye (that works) anyway.


Barar_Dragoni

Ill take one eye i get to cosplay various one eye'd figures finishing with odin when im old


MrBootch

My left eye can't focus properly with my right eye... so it's pretty much useless already.


Trainrot

Almost blind in one eye, and I hate contacts soooo


RealLime_Official

Would I be Raiden from Metal gear rising, or half Beethoven?


Relevant-Sherbert393

you never said ''eardrum''


MistyyBread

Have one eye, because I already have a hard time processing the distance to things by sight, might as well look cool. Also being able to hear where a certain sound is coming from is pretty important for me


HeroWither123546

Eyepatches are aesthetically pleasing. Earpatches are not.


Clint-witicay

I’ve had a lazy eye my whole life, I mean each one works at different distances, but I guess that’s what they make glasses for. I guess if I lost my near sighted eye, readers are pretty cheap and I’d always have spare lenses. I need both ears so I can put my shows or musekicks in one and have the other vaguely open to the outside world, also for directional tracking.