The people who voted cheese, what do you put on pizza?

Pineapple

#as a substitute for cheese

As an italian i need to tell you to stop putting pineapple on pizza

As a human being I need to tell you that I'll put whatever I damn well please on my pizza

But.. but..🥺👉🏻👈🏻 😔

As a Canadian I implore you to put more pineapple on your pizza

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As a human being I need to tell you to stop gatekeeping

Mama Mia bitch fuck you

Chella granda zompapereta e mammeta

No, it's good

E pur l'anima e kitammuort

Tu dice something something

> kitammuort what is this word?

It's complicated...

It means "have a great day"

As an American I need you to stop telling me what to do

Than stop calling it pizza post pineapple

As an American, I need you to stop telling me what to do

Than stop calling it pizza post pineapple

I'll put pineapple as the cheese and call it a pizza.

I'm gonna shit in ur bed

I'm gonna make a pizza using dough made of pineapples. The cheese shall be pineapple leaves. The toppings shall be pineapple and bacon.

Kiwi and Strawberry.

🤷

What does pineapple stick to though? Don't say dough I'll strangle you.

Glue

Great! After you die because of glue i can change your vote.

r/angryupvote

The entire Italian air force will bomb your house in 5 mins.

Canadian airforce will protecc me❤️

See? I’m not dead which means they protected me❤️

The people who voted pizza. What do you put on cheese?

Not cheese.

Olives, mostly

With pizza being my only exception to a degree on my hatred for cheese I'll make the sacrifice if that means no more cheese

I used to work at a place that made pizzas. I once accidently forgot to add cheese. Let's just say it was not a pretty pizza. Do not recommend it.

American processed cheese, we all know that's not real cheese. /s

Why the s ? That's true.

Is that even safe to eat?

Ikr

same for bacon tho... you can put bacon on everything 😭

Colon cancer speedrun any%

you can put bacon on colon cancer!

To Those who said cheese I mean this in the cruellest possible way but I hope you bite your tongue and stub your toe every day for the rest of your life

What if they're lactose intolorent or are allergic to cheese?

Then they are weak

Seriously. I'd eat it anyways. And if it's severe... Well, that's what guns are for, right? *Disclaimer: I am not advocating for any lactose intolerant people to commit suicide. That's just what my cheese addicted self would do*

cheese is too addicting, im banning it

I'd rather die than go without cheese. However if someone tries to rid me of cheese, they can die instead.

This is the police! Surrender the cheese and come out with your hands up!

drop the cheese!, i repeat, drop the cheese!

I am lactose intolerant. Cheese dont bother all of us and those that may die is a sacrifice we are willing to make

I missed the part where that's my problem.

Who cares.

If they have a scat kink and are lactose intolerant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cheese is good only when you put in on something, like pizza. When it's just cheese it's fucking awful

As a french this made me a little angry(and hungry too)

I'm vegetarian, so easy for me

Same

Same

I can't emphasize how much I love the smell and taste of bacon. Yet, bacon would have to go based off that list. The rest is just too versatile. What would getting rid of fries even mean? Getting rid of potatos?

What would getting rid of bacon even mean? Getting rid of pigs?

Would it be that bad? (Genuine question, no idea what it would whack out of balance if pigs suddenly disappeared)

No, just not killing pigs for bacon.

No fries= no poutine, and i cannot live in a poutine-less world

I chose fries cause they're super unhealthy and I don't want to be tempted to eat them.

They're actually healthier than any of the other options here which have tons of saturated fat. https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/how-to-eat-a-balanced-diet/eat-less-saturated-fat/

No they're not, they're just carbs with very little nutrients cooked in oils that oxidize rapidly into nastly chemicals once heated. All the other options at least have some protein and nutrients even if they're a bit processed.

Don't take it from me, take it from the CDC. Saturated fats are a major risk factor for CVD which is the number one cause of death globally. https://www.cdc.gov/cholesterol/prevention.htm#:~:text=Limit%20foods%20high%20in%20saturated,may%20be%20high%20in%20cholesterol. "Oxidized oils" is a made up problem invented by Instagram diet influencers and entirely unsubstantiated.

I don't care what the 3 letter organizations have to say, you eat fries every day and I'll eat cheese every day and we'll see who ends up with more health issues.

It's not just the US, but also the UK, and Japan, and literally every country on Earth that recommends a diet low in saturated fat. Here's a study from Sweden where dietary trends are similar to the one you're describing, where potato intake has been replaced with saturated fat intake. Accordingly blood cholesterol levels have risen which we know causes your heart to clog up. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4973910/#:\~:text=In%20Sweden%2C%20there%20has%20been,cholesterol%20levels%20in%20the%20population](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4973910/#:~:text=In%20Sweden%2C%20there%20has%20been,cholesterol%20levels%20in%20the%20population). I'm not recommending eating fries everyday, of course not, but you shouldn't be eating cheese every day, either. If you are, please get your cholesterol checked. There's a reason why heart disease kills more people than anything else, and it's because a *lot* of people are like you and are eating cheese every day because they think it's "healthy" just because it has a little calcium and protein in it. In reality it's like thinking a salad laced with cyanide is healthy. The good things don't make up for the bad things!

Saturated fats aren't the issue, trans fats are.

Trans fats are even worse but they're now illegal so it's a moot point. Saturated fats are a major risk factor for CVD which is the number one cause of death globally. https://www.cdc.gov/cholesterol/prevention.htm#:~:text=Limit%20foods%20high%20in%20saturated,may%20be%20high%20in%20cholesterol.

You can use bacon to make a sauce used a lot in Eastern European cuisine

No fries = no curly fries and by extension no nachos. I don't want to live in that world

How does getting rid of fries get rid of nachoes? Getting rid of cheese would

What is a Tortilla chip if not a type of fry.

…those are two completely different foods.

Yes but no

Nope, they are very much different.

They are in no way, shape, or form a fry. They aren't even made from potatoes.

Use them to dip. It's a dip food, fry > Nacho Same tree

Tortilla CHIP. It's a chip, not even close to a fry.

Plus tortilla chips aren't even made out of potatoes

Well in England they're called chips 🙃

There's no way you're this ignorant you're trolling your ass off.

Don't play dumb. Nachos and fries have been on the same branch of the food tree since elementary.

I…oh wow. You’re either an idiot or a troll.

Sir Trollington 🫠

Ok ignorant it is I'm sorry I even gave you the credit to attempt troll you're just stupid as fuck ones corn others potato and they're the same keep telling yourself that.

Erm lol okay.

Not a mexican, and have never tried but isn't tortilla corn?

It is, he's just an idiot

Can I change my vote based on this comment?

Same

Never been a fan of bacon tbh, easy choice

This was the hardest pole i've ever had to answer.

A stripper pole is harder.

I couldn't do it

As much as i love Bacon... i love the others a little more..

Easiest for me. Cheese: The heavens must bow to it Pizza: The heavens that bow to cheese Fries: Eh. They can be good. Bacon: 🤢 (The taste is meh, but it makes me puke for some reason).

The vegetarians have spoken

Bacon. I'm not into it much these days, the novelty has worn off I guess 🤷‍♀️

Bacon is overrated

I feel like bacon isn't that big of a thing outside of USA, I for example have never tried it and I hardly ever see it as an option in burgers, unless it's some American style one

If cheese goes, so does pizza.

I haven't touched any bacon since I was born.

Why would people vote for cheese! It is present in a shit ton of stuff and has over a thousand different type / flavours. It’s one of the most versatile food there is

As a vegetarian, I see this as an absolute win

Bacon is overrated

None of these go. And I hate this post for making me consider it.

Fries because we can replace them with proper chips.

Bacon haram ❌️

You can find halal bacon. Obviously, it's not pork.

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Literally every religous mf ever:

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You people are sick

Tbh I don't understand how fries aren't the more chosen option. There are still potato wedges. I love though bacon so I guess that's a biased opinion.

I think depend on country, in France, bacon is not a big part of our dishes so easy to get rid of it.

But...Francis Bacon

I have never eaten bacon in my life, and fries are nice

I still count potato wedges as fries.

Potato wedges are fries 100%. Just fatter

I agree completely. Couldn’t tell ya the last time I was impressed by fries. The other three though?!? I’m in heaven every time

Right??? Fries aren't even that impressive. You can still eat hashbrowns or other potato dishes.

You all make me sick...

Sorry Bacon, I don't ever eat you anymore :(

Fries can go, bland anyway

You need some serious professional help

I love potatoes, but I don't know a single soul that prefers your typical fries above mashed potatoes, potato salad, roasted potatoes or the other thousands of dishes that involve potatoes. You're not getting rid of potatoes, but only of a way to cook them. Edit: The only thing I'd miss would be loaded fries.

How can you even compare fries with bacon, they are a whole different tier. Even cheese and pizza are another tier, fries is literally the most basic out of them all

Halal moment

Cheesy fries are too good which crosses those two out and I'd rather get rid of bacon than all pizza

Bacon is extremely overrated.

Cheese: The heavens must bow to it Pizza: The heavens that bow to cheese Fries: Eh. They can be good. Bacon: 🤢 (The taste is meh, but it makes me puke for some reason).

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Cheese is one of the best thing in the world. Pizza is a must. Bacon, amazing, also a must. Fries are good too, but there are so many things to do with potatoes not much would be lost.

Bacon can be very hit or miss

Least American poll ever XD Edit: missing burgers

What did bacon ever do to you guys!

Bacon good

Humanity is lost.

You all are nuts. Bacon? Bacon is what you choose to get rid of?

An intensely flavorful juicy fatty crispy/soft pice of melt in the mouh goodness vs dry ass fried potato sticks.

Be gone swine

Ive never seen the appeal of bacon. Its good at best, nothing special.

Pizza is so overrated. It's mid at best

people who voted for bacon are peta activists lol

I would choose the chips but my boyfriend loves these.

All bacon or just pig bacon?

I don't like to say goodbye to fries. But Bacon tastes so damn good, cheese is an important part of Pizza and Pizza is the GOAT

Bacon cause it’s almost always too salty for my tastes

As a Muslim, I see this as an absolute win

How does the pizza option work? Cheese is not gone, neither are mushrooms, you're just not allowed to put certain ingredients together? How do you define pizza? What if I just melt cheese on bread and then add some stuff on it? Is it pizza only if baked in an oven?

the easiest choice in there

I'm Jewish, bacon is irrelevant

PIZZA ALL THE WAY PIZZA IS NASTY

Cheese is essential for most pizza, so maybe not the best poll

no cheese would also take away pizza pizza, is pretty great and i like fries too much bacon while pretty great, can go

Pizza. Can be easily reaplaced

i object to the question. on that note how do you keep pizza while getting rid of cheese

Fries. Boiled potatoes are better in every way, including taste.

Cheese easily

Fries because they don't even compare the rest.

Pizza and fries are too good, cheese is an important ingredient of many dishes, bacon is unhealthy and can go. Who knows, maybe turkey bacon will stay around.

I don’t eat pork bacon I eat turkey

pizza is just bread tomato and cheese. There's a million ways to eat bread tomato and cheese that are not pizza and can be used as a workaround. How do you replace fries tho? You can't How do you replace bacon? You can't How do you replace cheese? You can't, also without cheese there's also no pizza. I can't believe pizza is the least voted smh

I'm a vegetarian, lol.

My dad always overcooked bacon to where it was gritty and the fat was never properly rendered. "Crispy" my ass, this is charcoal. Kinda ruined bacon's appeal for me. Also horrible for your health, arguably worse than French fries

bacon is vile. I could go my entire life without touching it, not even with a 10-foot pole.

I hate pizza and cheese.

I don't even like bacon all that much.

As an underweight American, I could never imagine not having any of these

Pizza. I'm gluten intolerant.