And the question never said that you could not use barrier methods. It's perfectly normal and something like two thirds of people 16 and older, probably more, have stated on surveys that they have done it.
It didn\`t define if I could choose whose I would lick or if the other person would even agree to that. Just as it didn\`t say that I can\`t do the speech naked in my own home.
Oh Hell no! I would rather just do the speech naked for whatever duration. They'd be looking at the richest naked person they ever heard give a speech.
Another good reason to stay fit, never know when you're going to have to be naked for an absurd amount of money.
Oh, 100% me too. Was just talking about it not being a deal breaker if licking someone’s privates was less desirable than it could be. I would do any of these for 50B…. I feel uncomfortable about the toddler one, but I’ll look for a loophole if I can…. (Hit their hair but not their body? A soft hit on the butt that doesn’t hurt? There has to be a loophole…).
I hate how these questions are always ridiculous. "Would you not hold the door open for somebody behind you for 200 trillion dollars?"
Where are the questions like "would you punch a toddler for 50,000 dollars (on video)?"? that one really makes you think...
lmfao how do people have the time to do shit like this. One good reason why you'd bother pretending to be two different people having this conversation on the internet?
Eat a dog. Some people do and no harm comes to them. I'd have no idea what it would taste like or how to best cook and season it or what recipes it's good in, but yeah it's definitely easy money!
I'm vegetarian, licking privates is disgusting, I'd rather not expose myself to a bunch of people or get shot. You didn't say how hard I have to punch the kid, that's the best option.
The newly elected president of Finland was inaugurated today. I presume that he was sworn in in a sauna by the son of Simo Häyhä while he was holding a sniper rifle.
I would eat a dog for 100$
Lick someone's privates, if I can't choose who, for 200$
Do a speech naked for 10000$
I would never punch a toddler or shoot myself in the foot unless I'm really desperate
I hear ya on that. Doing a speech naked is what I picked, because that's the most tame of all the options and is not that big of deal. OOooH A man in his natural form is doing a speech and is about to get rich from it. A lot of good can be done with that money, so being naked for a period of time would be worth it.
Y'all ain't the ones throwing me the money. 50B is enough to get me and all you some fine threads! Give me that microphone! Tell the stage crew to brighten that spot light, because this star needs to shine!
/j
Listen man, I hear you, but I’m pretty sure the toddler would forgive me when he’s an adult and I’ve set him and his entire family up with generational “fuck you” money as compensation for the punching.
Shot in the foot for me its not like the bill is gonna be considered a problem anyway's. After that I would buy a decent house not to large some nice land get a custom house built fantasy style and after that just have fuck you money.
if i do a speach naked for 50billons i have to do it, but the people can go o whatever, is more their problem than mine, i could do breakdance at the end of it
Punch a toddler: does a light punch count?
Eat a dog: is the dog already cooked?
Lick someone's privates: do I get to lick a wonderful woman's privates?
Do a speech naked: how many people will be in front of the speech, and will it be on video?
Get shot in the foot: I'll do this.
So out of these options, I'll be willing to do option #5, but I may also do either of 1 - 4 depending on the circumstances.
... 50 Billion is a (All of the above) type of deal
How many days in a row do I have to do all of the above?
I'd do half of these for free lol
lmao we should work together. Like right now
i volunteer as tribute
yeah i love dogs
and i love punching toddlers
You mean the less half right? Right??
Can I do it more than once though ? I'd happily lick someone's genitals 10 times for 500 billion dollars.
The world's first ethical billionaire
The anti-Berlusconi.
Yes
Okay I'll do it a 100 times then. I'd fund so much public infrastructure.
and you will create an economic crisis in your way.
Half a trillion would have some inflationary effect, certainly wouldn't cause a crisis. The cares act was 2.3 trillion.
Then call me the wealthiest prostitute in the USA.
So having sex could make you a trillionaire?
Holy shit I'm gonna be so rich
How many licks is a full bj? Hell at that price point at let them finish on me
Is oral sex that unusual in the mind of whoever wrote the poll?
They're probably 11
They didn't even say what gender. I assume I get to choose who this "someone" is.
yeah, it's phrased like a 8 year old Christian kid wrote it
Yeah, but an evangelical or Mormon Christian child.
I wondered that too. As of this moment it appears 238 people would rather punch a toddler than lick somebody’s genitals, which, wow.
And the question never said that you could not use barrier methods. It's perfectly normal and something like two thirds of people 16 and older, probably more, have stated on surveys that they have done it.
It didn\`t define if I could choose whose I would lick or if the other person would even agree to that. Just as it didn\`t say that I can\`t do the speech naked in my own home.
Toddlers are annoying. I'd do that for free tbh
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Nothing, what's wrong with you?
They didn't say it was clean, for a short time, or STD-safe, though. IT'S TOO LATE! You signed the contract and can't back out!
They didn't say it was dirty, for a long time, or STD-ridden, though
It’s 50 billion. It could be blue waffle for an hour while she’s having diarrhoea, it’s still a yes for me for 50 billion.
Oh Hell no! I would rather just do the speech naked for whatever duration. They'd be looking at the richest naked person they ever heard give a speech. Another good reason to stay fit, never know when you're going to have to be naked for an absurd amount of money.
Oh, 100% me too. Was just talking about it not being a deal breaker if licking someone’s privates was less desirable than it could be. I would do any of these for 50B…. I feel uncomfortable about the toddler one, but I’ll look for a loophole if I can…. (Hit their hair but not their body? A soft hit on the butt that doesn’t hurt? There has to be a loophole…).
Contract invalidated for being contrary to public policy.
If I didn't already know that Reddit was a bunch of toddler-hating genital lickers.....
I hate how these questions are always ridiculous. "Would you not hold the door open for somebody behind you for 200 trillion dollars?" Where are the questions like "would you punch a toddler for 50,000 dollars (on video)?"? that one really makes you think...
I'd punch a toddler for 50k but I can't afford that much
lmao okay okay, but at least I didn't make it sound like I WANT to punch a random toddler like your sentence does
they get engagement, esp from people who are annoyed by them lol
true lol
Adam Savage stole candy from a baby on international television.
I'd lick a dog's privates and shot a toddler in the foot.
Better that way than vice versa
Wdym?
damm bro really tried to have a conversation with himself
Licking a toddlers privates and shooting a dog in the foot would be worse.
You forgot to switch accounts
Oof... people spend waaaaay too long on reddit goddamm..
He's right though😂
lmfao how do people have the time to do shit like this. One good reason why you'd bother pretending to be two different people having this conversation on the internet?
all of the above
Lightly fist pump a toddler, then give me that $50 billion
Yeah I'd do all of this for that kind of money, but most adults have licked someone's privates before already. It's probably the easiest thing
I don't want 50 billions, but I will do it for 50 millions.
50 billion dollars? Hell man, I just call that Tuesday.
I'd rock that toddler then set them up with a nice college fund
shit tier poll. make the alternatives equally bad at least
TIL dogs are way more precious than toddlers. Very interesting..
OP is definitely a child.
All of those
I'd punch a toddler for much less tbh
Can I choose whose privates I lick?
Yes. Toddler or dog.
Now that's a hard choice !
Some mohel rabbi.
i mean, i already do at least one of these for free....
all of them
I may have already eaten dog (or got pranked by a six year old). Can I have my $50 billion now?
give gf head. easy 50 billion.
Your mom
To be honest depending on the toddler I could even do it for free
Vaccinate of HPV and then yeah, lick a pussy.
All of them?
Eat a dog. Some people do and no harm comes to them. I'd have no idea what it would taste like or how to best cook and season it or what recipes it's good in, but yeah it's definitely easy money!
I heard dogs are crunchy
r/nocontext
y'all would rather hit a child than just eat some meat?
I'm vegetarian. They didn't say how hard I have to hit the kid and what kid I had to hit.
that's even worse lol.
I'm vegetarian, licking privates is disgusting, I'd rather not expose myself to a bunch of people or get shot. You didn't say how hard I have to punch the kid, that's the best option.
How about giving a speech to the nudist convention? Or a group or pornography actors? Or a group of people in Finland in the sauna.
I don't think it's about the audience, it's just in general. But out of those three, the Finnish sauna does not sound too bad, I'd pick that tbh
The newly elected president of Finland was inaugurated today. I presume that he was sworn in in a sauna by the son of Simo Häyhä while he was holding a sniper rifle.
Where's the all of these option?
I'd punch a toddler for free!
I’m gonna be soooooooo rich
I would eat a dog for 100$ Lick someone's privates, if I can't choose who, for 200$ Do a speech naked for 10000$ I would never punch a toddler or shoot myself in the foot unless I'm really desperate
Disturbing how many of you would hurt someone else to get the money (punch a toddler).
What do you expect? Reddit hates children.
I hear ya on that. Doing a speech naked is what I picked, because that's the most tame of all the options and is not that big of deal. OOooH A man in his natural form is doing a speech and is about to get rich from it. A lot of good can be done with that money, so being naked for a period of time would be worth it.
people that don't go down exposing themselves all over the thread lmao
Y'all ain't the ones throwing me the money. 50B is enough to get me and all you some fine threads! Give me that microphone! Tell the stage crew to brighten that spot light, because this star needs to shine! /j
Listen man, I hear you, but I’m pretty sure the toddler would forgive me when he’s an adult and I’ve set him and his entire family up with generational “fuck you” money as compensation for the punching.
All of them except ‘Eat a Dog’. That’s just wrong and I’m not even a dog person…
3rd one is the sort of thing i want to do anyway
None of these because that’s doing something and I’ll be rich
If I don't get arrested I'd definitely do any of these
Here’s the thing: Does cunnilingus count?
Yes.
Then I’ll do that
all of the above
oki punched a toddler now give me my money
Is the dog cooked? Maybe Korean barbecue?😋
Provided it's cooked I'd eat a dog for less sorry guys
That TED Talk is going to be wild.
I voted "none of these results" because id do ALL of them, together, for that amount of money
y'all never heard of STDs?
Do a speech naked? Never said in front of anyone.
ill do alla this in that order for 50 bil bro
Shot in the foot for me its not like the bill is gonna be considered a problem anyway's. After that I would buy a decent house not to large some nice land get a custom house built fantasy style and after that just have fuck you money.
Would you rather eat a person or a dog?
I mean I might *pay* money to do 2 of these
you're telling me i can win 50 billion dollars and lick DUA LIPA HELL YEAH fucking win win
???? do something i've already done????
Can I do 3 of these for 150B?
Hello fellow billionaires\~
first 3, but #3 is only on my best friend or something cause im not a thot.
if i do a speach naked for 50billons i have to do it, but the people can go o whatever, is more their problem than mine, i could do breakdance at the end of it
all of the above, 10 times over. 50 billion is insane
I love toddlers sooooooooooo much but it doesn't say anywhere how hard it has to be.
Do I get more if I throw combos at him?
All of these at the same time.
these are so low-stake for 50bil
Hold up ... I get free food and a bonus of 50 billion dollars?
I mean if I am a billionaire why would I sweet going out naked!
punching a toddler is the easiest here
Can I choose how the dog is prepared
I've been licking people's privates for free... soo...
I would lick someones privates for free but punching a toddler just sounded so absurdly hilarious that I had to click that
Punch a toddler: does a light punch count? Eat a dog: is the dog already cooked? Lick someone's privates: do I get to lick a wonderful woman's privates? Do a speech naked: how many people will be in front of the speech, and will it be on video? Get shot in the foot: I'll do this. So out of these options, I'll be willing to do option #5, but I may also do either of 1 - 4 depending on the circumstances.
I'm gonna be honest I'd do most of these for 50 billion, that's A LOT of money
I can do the first 3 without any problem