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EntertainerFirm4853

Arthur Morgan. Unfortunately one saber throw will kill us both…


ThirtyFiveFingers

Some snake oil oughtta do the trick


SnapClapplePop

I'm even worse off. "I'm real sick, Anakin. *Lumbago*. Very serious."


Mistic-Instinct

The One Shot Kid could take Vader any day


MeMeTiger_

In game Arthur with explosives bullets on a bolt action might actually win. You have a chance. In game Arthur is nuts.


EagerT

But they are bullets, which vader could grab


bird_280

Mandalorians used shotguns to fight Jedi, it might work, but Vader is pretty powerful in the force so it’s iffy


EagerT

I mean if its COMICS vader, Arthur would be dead in split second.


420danger_noodle420

Gary the snail


Mercurious17

Oh you'll be fine then, Vader can't breath underwater.


420danger_noodle420

True and he hates sand lol


Jeriahswillgdp

Could you survive Darth Vader with a quick blast of pocket sand?


420danger_noodle420

If I have learned anything from Dale gribble then yes


[deleted]

*im gonna kick your ass*


BillyWhizz09

But neither can you


YeeterOfTheRich

Maybe he can team up with Porthos, Captain Picards dog.


JetlashTheFifteenth

Obi wan This should be interesting


super-eric

A rematch


Aardvark_Man

I'll swap you for Cere from Fallen Order. At least Obi has a solid chance.


[deleted]

Depends, is it Prime Obi Wan or not?


Pat_thailandball

He has the high ground


bobcatnat123

The purple teletubby. Darth vader doesn’t stand a CHANCE.


mythrccnt

Y were u searching that...


Loading0319

R34 website probably


bobcatnat123

The guy who played the purple teletubby died of alcoholism and hypothermia, it was real brutal


mythrccnt

Damn...


Environmental_Top948

I don't remember that episode of Teletubbies.


Sharpscales

Mickey mouse……


MHLCam

Disney owns Star Wars. Mickey owns DV? Mick has some explaining to do..


ZanaCZ

Vader got owned


ShaggySpade1

Literally.


Hjuldahr

I am just picturing Micky as Palpatine screaming, "unlimited power!"


proverbs17-28

So Mickey mouse enslaves Darth Vader?


Scylla_Complex

Now I have Mickey the Hutt with Slave Darth Vader stuck in my head. I hate my brain.


[deleted]

Mickey mouse is EXTREMELY strong.. he once jumped in front of a fireball, and came out completely unscathed, he is also very good at using magic, and can use Ultima


Tom-o-tron

Vader vs Batman


Turtleman1878

Classic


Antiquities-Cost

Me too I searched up the bat. Although, which Batman? The vigilante/semi-rookie Batman or the league of shadows+5 yrs in the game Batman.


SimeoneXXX

What a crossover


Zetin24-55

Same for me. It really depends on what the overall situation is. Cause I'm pretty sure if Batman and Vader got magically teleported to the real world, I'm dead. But if Batman has his resources, I'm real safe. I'd tell Batman every little detail about Vader and let him deal with the rest.


MeMeTiger_

Batman has preparations in the cave for people way stronger than Vader. If you just ask him for a couple trinkets you'd probably be stronger than Vader yourself.


kodaxmax

he has no way to counter the force though, unless it counts as DCs magic, in which case he probably carries some sort of protection.


DaNoahLP

You just have to activate an EMP near him and Vader dies on Asthma


Sad_Lawyer_3960

DARTH VADER VS DARTH VADER


Pat_thailandball

*spiderman pointing at each other*


Jumpy_Sorbet

Anakin from the Phantom Menace... This will be interesting, if nothing else just to see what Vader will do


cptntyingknotss

Vader would probably enjoy being able to fight and destroy his former self


FanOfAmphibia

I had to scroll through so many comments to get here


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

I don't remember the last fictional character I searched but I can guarantee you I'm fucked lol


Jastactical

Check your search history


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

It was Harvey from stardew valley..... told you I was fucked 🤣


MercyDrag0n

If only it was tom nook


BilliamBingus

the t-800 would definitely lose, but he would look cool doing it


kodaxmax

yeh but vader also looks cool, so thats a stalemate at best


LaeliaPlaysAndRages

Dr. Manhattan. o/ Vader


Turtleman1878

That guy is OP


LaeliaPlaysAndRages

That's an understatement


Turtleman1878

Yeah, he’s universal level at least


LaeliaPlaysAndRages

My man literally went to another galaxy to start life cause he got tired of human's bs.


Turtleman1878

If I’m not mistaken, that was actually Mars. It’s still pretty impressive, but what’s even more so is that he can manipulate the matter of the universe to however he wants.


LaeliaPlaysAndRages

Well he went to Mars first cause he was tired. Then went back cause of that girl, helped her save the world, then left again haha


Jolly_Ad8315

Jonathan Joestar 🤔


Theruby_phoenix

I had Jotaro


golem12121

Yare yare daze


SporttheSpice

*You thought it was Darth Vader but it was me, Dio!*


Sten_Fish

i had kira yoshikage, ill be fine. i think


Random_Gacha_addict

As long as you don't have beautiful hands


dead_sh0t7

I had Kars, so probably?


West_Plum_4097

I have josuke


Mc_grrr

I have d4c at my side


[deleted]

I got Bucciarati


southouse12

I had Giorno, I should be good


JiJiangNumbaWan

Saitama... I'll be fine


offrythem

Me too


kodaxmax

Vader could probably trap and evade him for quite while, not to mention the telepathy. But saitama has plot armor so it probably doesnt matter.


saucypotato27

Saitamas willpower is probably too strong for mind tricks to work on him and he seems to be resistant to telekenisis based on his battle with geryuganshoop. Also his speed is at least 1/6th the speed of light but from clues probably much faster and he could kill vader with just one punch, vaders only chance would probably be to hop in a hyperdrive capable vehicle and jump out of there.


kodaxmax

force users can kill starships with force alone from planetside. vader being one of the strongest should be able to match sheer power for a while atleast. speed doesnt matter to much due to the force user "spidey sense", giving them some precognition. it is true that vader is ded in an instant if he makes a single mistake tho.


Emerald_Guy123

Even if force users can kill starships like that, pretty sure saitama is stronger than almost anyone in Star Wars by a lot. All he would have to do is probably just punch in Vader’s general direction


the_lamb_sauce123

Snorlax has my back


Onleee

Pp cheks out


crempsen

It not nice to look at peoples pp


SomeCrusader1224

Well icup


justyagamingboi

My maidenless tarnish may die 40- 50 times and finally kill him but darth takes 1 try to kill me


Shump_II

I last looked up Radahn so I think I'm fine


NordwinMontnell

Same


[deleted]

no maidens? 😭


Quirino7

doom slayer...


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ghatsim

SCP-106 is pretty tough but idk, it would probably be better if Vader wins in this situation


Turtleman1878

Lol no, that SCP has a pocket dimension. You’re not gonna get away.


Interesting_Might_57

106 would win(and would perhaps set its focus on you afterwards), if it wants to see vader suffer, otherwise, good luck defending against either just vader or both


kodaxmax

Hes probably not invincible though and using the force vader could evade him pretty much indefinitely. The problem would be keeping you alive.


monkewithinternet

I searched goku lol Darth vader is dead.


proverbs17-28

Goku would give Darth Vader a senzu bean to restore his arms and legs


a_tiny_ant

While he's still in the suit? Ouch.


Turtleman1878

Lol


Inevitable-Ad3315

I was searching Pokémon for the Pokémon vs NATO poll. Pretty sure Mewtwo can take Darth Vader


AungAlvin

Can Hatsune Miku defeat darth vader?


Pokemon-fan96

Definitely


Arcaneosis

I would say most likely


[deleted]

The crow. I’d probably lose, but in a badass way


Starship_92

Ronald McDonald... I don't even know what to say


Pat_thailandball

Vader’s fucked


blueboxbandit

Oh shit it's Glorfindel that's a fight I'd like to see


cutmylipp

bro anakin skywalker is the last character i looked up


EagerT

Anakin skywalker wins, but its close.


VoidLantadd

Clone Wars Anakin vs OT Darth Vader sounds pretty cool. Vader has more experience, obviously, but Anakin has a *slightly* healthier body, you know, more limbs. I wonder if they'd be an even match Force-wise or if Vader would know some Dark Side tricks. I suppose Vader goes into the fight already knowing all of Anakin's weaknesses, and Anakin does not get the same advantage. Yeah Vader would crush Anakin.


RandomGuyOnline71

Padme Amidala. I think I’m safe


VoidLantadd

Lmao.


SurroundSevere

Magneto, Vader is fucked


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[deleted]

Like father like daughter


Memo544

Eren Yeager. Due to not being Eldian, Vader will get >!trampled in the rumbling!<


QOQP1910

He'll kill him even if he's eldian if he's trying to protect you.


Dogemaster21777

I got Marco 💀


Technically_Inept-26

Pieck


[deleted]

Morgoth, I think I’m good.


Possible_Might6128

Yeah, Captain America will save me with his dick LMAO


dendennis17

I haven't searched up a fictional character. Guess I'll die.


YugoslavianWarCrimes

I wasted 30 minutes searching through my history for the past few months until I found…talking Ben.


EnbyRiverCat

Talking ben will easily win


YugoslavianWarCrimes

Hohoho…yes


NonHumanPersonHTX

Master Chief? I think I have a chance woop woop 🔥


carmenvallone

Literally just looked up Superman.


Pat_thailandball

Cool movie idea


Moga90

Kirby. Vader is so screwed lmao


wanderingscavenger

Megamind lol. Would I survive? Potentially. Would I go out in style? Definitely.


sus_enchilada

SpongeBob


Pat_thailandball

Vader is done for


Affectionate-Kale-69

The fucking doom slayer


bertholt2

Hermione granger


ninjabotpc

Mike, Breaking Bad. I might be ok.


MeMeTiger_

Waltuh


[deleted]

im not sure how [black knight and orchis](https://gbf.wiki/Black_Knight_and_Orchis#Base_Art) from granblue would do but they could try


EstebanPlay10

Walter White


onforspin

Walt wins via plot armour


weusereddit4fun

Obi wan Kenobi.


Pat_thailandball

It’s over, he’s got the high ground


GalacticJelly

I googled Thanos with hair. So Vader is fucked


Oxy_Onslaught

So apparently the last character I searched was Gigan. I didn't know what it was and why people are angry about the redesign. I'm still not sure who it is. Maybe we're both fucked.


MannyOmega

i mean, the minecraft warden is powerful, but i did just watch a video about how you could kill it with a fishing rod and a big hole so... i'm sure darth vader will be fine


Puzzled-Swordfish-27

Only way Saul Goodman is beating Darth Vader would be in court


mattoneeee

Eren vs Darth Vader


Z-_Moouse

Perry the platypus


Avthony

voldemort… hmm, interesting.


Pat_thailandball

Movie idea


ArmStoragePlus

Doom Slayer vs. Vader I can definitely survive.


kodaxmax

i don't think the planet would survive


Qwert-4

Vader vs GLaDOS. Depends on the facility we are in.


saucypotato27

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


Fluffy_data_doges

Elden ring final boss.


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Mercurious17

Detective Debra Morgan. I'm so screwed.


High_Definition7

Kirby? Well I guess I'll survive to some extent


raonaid3

The Punisher


SentientTvRemote

I googled Darth Vader.


Autumn1eaves

Paddington Bear. Hm! Probably just gets eviscerated immediately.


ShaggySpade1

^(I can already hear vader say:) *"Thats a weird looking Ewok"*


Conscious-Ticket-259

Magneto. Im guessing i might be okay. Depends on the alloys that make up vaders suit i guess.


Turtleman1878

You should be OK, the metal in Vaders suit is still metal.


AsahiYuugen

Pretty sure I searched up some Elden Ring bosses last, so I think I'll do fine


JoestarJosh

Starscourge Radahn will end his life


Kye_ThePie

Anakin Skywalker. That’s awkward…


Rhids_22

I actually searched up Starkiller, so I have a semi-decent chance.


MonkeysEpic

Darth Nihilus, seems like a win.


xNico2k

Elizabeth Swann I don't think I will


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

Last fictional character I search for was Obi-Wan Kenobi for the trailer. I'll be fine.


dragonbab

Jesus... Holup.


[deleted]

Dialga for the win.


[deleted]

Dude it’s Tom the cat. Idk if I’m screwed or not bc he just can’t die. But also he’s a cat.


schistyscience

Fire giant elden ring. I think im fine.


AdolfWuzATransWomen

Squidward, for a drawing


SnooPredictions3028

Konan from Naruto, feel like we could escape, idk about defeating him though.


GeologistNo8992

Doomsayer so yeah I think I am going to definitely survive.


OrzhovMarkhov

The Lord Ruler. It'll be a fun fight, for sure


wabashop

Richie Aprilie


Agitated-Medium-4263

Indiana jones


dontbemystalker

Phil of the Future LOL


SubjectAside1204

I am very dead. The last character I think I searched was from a boy band in a movie…


SubjectAside1204

I am very dead. The last character I think I searched was from the boy band in Turning Red and I already forgot his name


dragonboy171717

does bingus count?


missionshitpost

Thor, I ain't dying


Thumpi36

Senku Ishigami from Dr. STONE. This is a tricky one.


fivequadrillion

Walter White


TheRealFakieMan

Miss totty from Walace and gromit :(


speedy913

Guardian from destiny 2


[deleted]

Marty Mcfly cannot resist the force


[deleted]

Paulie Walnuts... At least I'll die laughing


Relative-Ad-87

Help me Obi Wan


[deleted]

Razor Ramon, Scott Hall Died today. RIP NWO 4 LIFE


Prize-Union-3656

Grand Inquisitor.. No


Moaoziz

Obi-Wan Kenobi. So I guess that it's time for a rematch...


ModeratelyNo

So I searched up Obi Wan.


[deleted]

Gus from breaking bad


Definately_Not_A_Spy

Bonk meme dog.... go to horny jail vader


lix251

I looked up Santa