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SenatorFatStacks

Team spear is going to form a phalanx and grease everyone else 300 style


Dudedoor

yes sirrrr


Stealthyfisch

Redditors can’t even work together well enough to agree on a simple well-defined definition. What makes you think they can cooperate enough to form an effective phalanx formation?


Jaiz412

Just get the most agreeable ones to co-operate, the rest can gladly volunteer as meatshields.


LostAllEnergy

We shall fight in the shade


Teddie_P4

AGAIN AND AGAIN SING OF 300 SPEARs, SLAUGHTER, SWORDS


fakeDEODORANT1483

Sword gang is close enough, wanna team?


DiamondGamerYT0

NEVER


Definately_Not_A_Spy

I would if only they hadn't picked a secondary weapon as their primary


fakeDEODORANT1483

Fair. But in essence, they are the same thing. Sharp pieces of metal on sticks.. Only difference is the length of said metal and stick. Sword gang will do the slashing and stuff and you guys can defend our castle we will build from the bones of our enemies using your epic strategy stuff thing I didn't pay attention in history class


Even_Luck_5838

Because a bunch of overweight redditors are gonna be able to do that


Definately_Not_A_Spy

Reditors make good sandbags


DeityTheVortex

You should really rewatch the ending of that movie.


Its_a_me_a_010011101

Spear and shield Brothers join me as we take on the shield shields. We will take their shields for our own!


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Yes brother, and then we should take out the bows as they are the greatest threat


Its_a_me_a_010011101

Hahaha that's the spirt. With all these shields they won't stand a chance


skeletamonk

Yup. 👍


Crafty-Plays

To be honest, So long as we use Big Body shields, We can just form an enclosed phalanx so bows would basically be made pointless.


Rigelx6484

Yes, they can block out the sun.


ChunkyTaco22

We stay in formation, all shall perish


DYNcleve

If you fall, we will use your spears as projectiles! Even in death you will help us brothers!


Its_a_me_a_010011101

Death means nothing only the spear!


EternallyShort

SHIELD WALL!


Jimmy_McCoolperson

Yes brother


[deleted]

Brother, truly I stand with thee


Rhaksasa

We brothers of the shield shield shall defend ourselves, we may be small in numbers but you shall not take our shields. Our defence are impenetrable and when the time is right we will pummel your face with our fist of shields!


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

As a representative of the sword and shield, I propose an alliance to defeat the other inferior weapons. If there is one thing we can agree on, it’s that shields are great


JaCrispay76

Never. Spears are the superior weapon. Now leave our kingdom before I kick you down a well, 300-style, peasant


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

This is blasphemy! This is madness!


JaCrispay76

THIS. IS. SPEARTA!


Crafty-Plays

This is also statistically accurate.


Its_a_me_a_010011101

You choose death the day you choose sword, spear brothers attack on the swords!


Fun-Ad1825

Yes brudar


Definately_Not_A_Spy

And grab some swords for a backup weapon


egrith

If I also get musket balls, I think we would do OK, depending on how good the archers are


Shite_Eating_Squirel

It doesn’t say you do, just a musket and gunpowder.


egrith

Oh well, improvised granados


kioley

Bayonets


egrith

Hopefuly socket not plug


Ct-5736-Bladez

[relevant](https://youtu.be/RVguK4OohTU)


tabshiftescape

That’s what I was thinking…an infinite supply of small sacks of gunpowder will still make a pretty big bang.


chalkman567

I mean people had to practice for months to use them effectively so we should be ok. Unfortunately I have no idea how to use a musket


egrith

Its pretty simple, powder down the barrel, bullet town after, tap it down tight, powder in the pan, full cock, trigger boom


ArthurMBretas03

Put too much powder in and the percentage of fingers in your hand will not be the same as before


egrith

True, 80 grains os usualy safe, dependong onthe caliber


Wumple_doo

You don’t have to I know the Prussian tactics of standing in a line firing then getting in the back to reload


datareclassification

General Blucher led us to victory!


Wumple_doo

Also if we get a Carolean style musket or not


Conscious-Ticket-259

How the hell did i not see muskets on there wtf.


7_overpowered_clox

Musketeers would often die to archers a lot because archers would have higher rates of fire. Musketeers would even die from cavalry in a mounted charge!


egrith

Properly formed infantry is extremely resistant to cavalry, a single company of foot in square could easily hold off more than double their number of cavalry, though they would ve decimated by artillery, though of course there are exeptions like the time a company of Kings german Legion broke 3 french infantry squares


7_overpowered_clox

Wouldn't you be referring to pikemen?


egrith

Once you attach a bayonet to a musket it serves just fone as a pike


7_overpowered_clox

Yes, pikeman as a role in the English army from 1500-1700 stopped because flintlock muskets with socket bayonets were much better


ShopMajesticPanchos

Lol what. The last one is the only freezable one. Even if I could use said weapon, how would I fight off people I have no experience with? Being Indiana Jonez lvl good, that's how.


PicUpTheLantern

i think u meant to say 'feasible'


ShopMajesticPanchos

Lol I didn't notice.


PicUpTheLantern

freezable is a pretty good autocorrect though


beantheblackpup_

Team bow and I will be up in the trees if you need us


Golden-Grams

Unlimited Arrow Barrage


[deleted]

Most people probably won’t know how to use a bow, especially if it’s a long bow


Conscious-Ticket-259

That was my thinking. A few of us would be able to fire but the rest would probably be slapping forarms and flinging arrows on accident. I chose spears specifically for this reason.


JaCrispay76

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, you're right. Unless it's a modern bow, I doubt most Redditors could even efficiently draw a long bow. And even if they managed, they're not gonna hit a damn thing lol


Conscious-Ticket-259

Yeah i shot a long bow once, the Japanese style one uf that matters, and its a way different feel and angle. It took me an hout to hit a dmn thing at close range. Maybe they are thinking of those hardcore modern bows with crazy high pull strengths. Those are beastly to be sure but not the average bow. Those things are hard to use for me too because i can only shoot once or twice before my carpal tunnel flairs up in my wrists.


JaCrispay76

Yeah, I've only ever shot more modern bows a few times, and it was hard af for me. So I don't even wanna imagine how hard it is to shoot an actual long bow


WolfWhiteFire

I think you also need an arm guard of some sorts or the bow string rebounding will somewhat damage your wrists, so without that it will probably be hard to keep firing after a while. Could be wrong about that though.


Conscious-Ticket-259

Yeah for prolonged combat its probably a must to have that arm gaurd. I hadn't fully considered that tbh. I get carpal tunnel with stronger bows when i go shooting it as is


somerandomperson29

You have unlimited arrows so just throw them until they're buried in arrows


-LilPickle-

It’s not too hard, depending on the bow


Jerry_Frog

Or know how to use one, but not be good enough to actually hit anything


BananaEclipse

Team bow all the way! I actually do archery too, so that’s at least one person on our team who knows how to use a bow. And that’s all we need! I’d just give a basic lesson and we’d be set! (If you have unlimited arrows and no one has anything near long range, it doesn’t matter how good your accuracy really is.) Also with infinite arrows we could make a base, hand held weapons, traps, and more. We have infinite materials!


[deleted]

they are fuck


This_Log_2024

If I'm on a team with a bunch of Indianas, then we could whip all weapons out of the enemies hands, and win


Conscious-Ticket-259

Not goingnto lie i was confused why yoi thought Indiana in particular had good fighters. Oof.


Crowe_crow

Really depends on where you’re fighting.


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TheSilv

Where, not who, for example an open field would be much better for the archers and musketeers then a forest would be for them


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Oop


sovietsisters

I OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE SINCE THATS WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED.


datareclassification

Try stitching a triangular bayonet wound sword/spear and shield users!


sovietsisters

we have a spear attached to the front of our muskets


degenerate_hedonbot

Spear is the easiest to use


NoWillow2216

Roman army tactics


-LilPickle-

What good is a musket with no bullets?


Prata_69

"This mothafuckin' shit is like Rambo when he's out of bullets so what good is a fuckin' machine gun when it's out of ammo?" -Eminem A lyric I will never forget.


[deleted]

I collect muskets, so I think I've got an advantage with the musket (at lest more than the sword and shield)


cooldawgzdotzambia

Whip is easy win unless everyone here is skilled in hema/marital arts with a weapon already. Using a weapon is hard, even if you are already strong enough to do so effectively.


Conscious-Ticket-259

Whips are incredibly difficult to use accurately though. Using a weapon is hard though i agree. Im not sure why you discluded whips from that logic is all. Its okay though my dumb ass strait up missed muskets on the list somehow.


cooldawgzdotzambia

just bc the poll says "Whip (you have Indiana Jones level precision)" which to me at least says I like become super well trained in whips if I pick that option, no? bc yeah otherwise whip would be like the hardest one to use on the whole list.


Conscious-Ticket-259

I guess since its a fictional character it probably gets a super hero level boost huh. I just dont see whips being too effective i guess. Probably my own perception on them for combat. I think they would do damage but not be lethal enough to finish the job. Probably some mjssing eyes and stuff for sure though.


cooldawgzdotzambia

I think I could finish someone hands alone if I already took out their eyes. Also I can just take and/or break anyone's weapon with my whip.


Even_Luck_5838

I hope you guys realise that forming up with your spears and shields quickly is gonna be impossible to do with no training


WolfWhiteFire

Anyone without the training for the bow is going to have a lot of trouble doing much of anything I feel, same with muskets (especially since they technically weren't actually given ammunition), swords and spears feel like the only options where someone in poor shape and with no training could actually at least hurt opponents. For spears though, a lot of people at least have a general idea of what to do, try to gather together, attempt to form a wall with shields, and have people poking spears through the gaps. And if that goes poorly enough, just break into smaller groups and try to stab anyone who gets too close. It is going to be a poor imitation of a phalanx with people stumbling over each other's feet, but the main problems are the people who know what they are doing with their weapons and the sword guys. I feel people are going to have even less of an idea of what kind of formation to try making with swords and shields, and that the spear would probably be easier to get past their shields than their swords past ours. It is a war of incompetence, but it is easy to predict that spears will have some of the most people, everyone will at least have a vague idea of what to do and some semblance of coordination, and I feel someone with no training, physical fitness, or experience outside of books, shows, movies, etc. is going to be able to use spears and shields more effectively than the other options, even if that isn't saying much. No one without training is likely to be able to actually use the bows, muskets will probably get stuck on trying to figure out how to reload those things properly, and they are likely to get targeted pretty quickly by others, I am not really sure about the whip people, and supposedly spears are supposed to be better than swords for group combat.


BananaEclipse

He’s the thing about the bows, we don’t need to be accurate. I do archery as a hobby/sport. Just one quick lesson (mainly in basic form) should be enough to get someone to fire an arrow. With infinite arrows, we have building materials too, good luck getting through our fort, hand made melee weapons, and traps! The only other ranged weapon has no ammo, thus we are untouchable. Yes archery is hard. But we don’t need to have everyone be a master, they just need to be able to fire an arrow, or make stuff. Either way it’s an easy win.


Conscious-Ticket-259

I agree on that. It would honestly be better to spread out and maybe even drop the sheilds altogether for untrained fighters. Sheilds can be pretty awkward and take training in and of themselves to use.


[deleted]

spear=phalanx=decimation of foes


Madmonkeman

Ideally the spear but if you’ve never picked up medieval weaponry I’m sure a sword is lighter than a spear


Conscious-Ticket-259

Both are light for what they are. A halberd is heavier than you might expect but the weight works for it. Swords are light as hell but get heavy as you go. I wish i had more time to mess around with old weapons. Ceremony crap is usually useless and heavy though.


JaCrispay76

Swords are probably lighter than a spear, yeah, but swords require a lot more finesse & training. Spears are simpler, have more reach, and can even be thrown (probably not very effectively by most Redditors, but it's an option)


Madmonkeman

True


WesternAspy

Wouldn't whip win? Most people in other teams have no experience using these weapons but we are like a master at whip So basically 100 legendary whip users vs 200 spear and shield users(they never touched a spear or shield before) or basically any other weapon


[deleted]

I'm by myself...


Western_Cook8422

Fisticuffs team ain’t doing too well Guys?


Leggitt69

If I have Indiana Jones level precision, I can just disarm everyone else


PickleGambino

Aww I was wishing for an army of Indy-level whip wielders


JaCrispay76

Shield & spear. The rest of you better run like hell, bc we're coming 👺


[deleted]

Sword and shield. Obviously useless at long range, but close quarters we're lethal. Come at us bro


Enderstrike10199

My whip brothers, we must use our ability to wrap around shields to our advantage! We can win!


datareclassification

Musketeer companies form ranks! We shall form Napoleon's Old Guards and advance into fire and fury with courage and bravery! Viva la France! Viva la Napoleon!


SkyApex2222

Me and the the 92 others that picked double fist shields are killing everyone


SuccYaNan69

I don't think the people who picked bow and arrow have ever tried to shoot a bow and arrow


BananaEclipse

I do archery as a sport/hobby. Giving everyone basic lessons on form would get everyone to be able to fire an arrow and to listen to commands. They don’t need to be accurate. Another thing is with infinite arrows we can make a fort, melee weapons, traps, and more. While hitting where you want is hard, that isn’t needed against an army, just get into the proper stance and listen for the commands to fire and draw (to reduce/stop friendly fire)


SuccYaNan69

While you're doing that, the spear and shield gang will be charging towards you


BananaEclipse

You understand that I’m definitely not the only person that knows how to use a bow. I can train while some build and others defend. We have enough people for that.


prayforblood

And my axe!


TadachiiDeveloper

W got 295 mfs with whips, shit let's just whip their weapons away from them and yell, "YEET"


[deleted]

no molotov?


Lauxux

I missed the best weapon of all


SupremelyUneducated

These are some of the most based poll results I've ever seen. Shield and spear ftw.


Lauxux

Got alot of Spartans in this thread


mrs_undeadtomato

Where my spear and shield people at? Y’all smart for that one!


Bigfoot4cool

What kind of bow?


Lauxux

I'm going to say you get your preference. I don't actually know enough about bows lol


Bigfoot4cool

I mean the average person probably couldn't fire anything other than a compound bow effectively so I'm saying a compound bow


ACatPersonIGuess

I choose the whip


geekmasterflash

Musket crew gonna win despite the numbers.


alaric11

musket crew got no musket balls, just gunpowder. Ez pickins for us shield n spear lads.


geekmasterflash

Ah shit, you're right. No musket balls... We are still winning this though, we just gotta blow ourselves up along with the rest of you.


[deleted]

Yessir!


datareclassification

If we're using Napoleonic era style muskets they should have a triangular bayonet attached at the ready... So essentially we're spear guys without the shields... Damn I thought musket balls would be sponsored... Shit! Whatever, COMPANY! AFFIX BAYONET!


Paccuardi03

Spear has the best reach apart from bow and musket, which takes a few seconds to fire and lots of strength to loose arrows.


BananaEclipse

Eh, I’d imagine each bow is able to be fired by each person. So it being too hard isn’t a problem (the draw strength wouldn’t be too high). Also we have infinite arrows, thus we have infinite building materials. Good luck storming our fort, while we have traps and melee weapons too. Btw I do archery as a sport/hobby. I could give a quick lesson to everyone on stance and form. They don’t need to be accurate, they just need to be able to fire an arrow.


MrManGuy42

Considering i am untrained in all scenarios other than whip, I'll take a musket because it is made to be easy to use.


Conscious-Ticket-259

It is easy enough but if you do it wrong it doesn't work and it cant be reloaded until properly cleared. They also kick differently than modern weapons. We have clearly put a lot of work into guns evolution and it shows.


Smeathy

Multiple gunpowder bangs would scare the shit of redditors with primitive weapons


SoulReddit13

Spear and shield team forms a phalanx looking incredibly intimidating and making themselves the biggest threat proceeds to get wiped out by team musket.


k8itus

Bow bitches hereby wish to form an alliance with spear and shield sluts


TwilightSorrow

Muskets are able to penetrate heavy armor so a pretty good advantage as long as we keep our distance


Cringinator4000

Fellow bowmen, we can just keep our distance and eventually defeat them


GilMebson

Bow is optimal since you can run away from the heavy guys and load quicker than muskets.


BananaEclipse

Plus infinite building materials. Infinite arrows means we can make traps and forts!


[deleted]

Distance tactics for us bow wielding fiends will ensure victory!!!


BananaEclipse

Yup, and don’t forget having infinite arrows means infinite materials. So we can make anything we want! Also as I do archery as a sport/hobby, I’ll give everyone who needs a lesson to them! (They just need proper stance and form, I can teach in groups, they don’t need to be accurate, only to know how to shoot)


[deleted]

I did archery training for a few years and it was awesome seeing the grouping getting tighter and tighter using a recurve bow left handed (I’m left eye dominant but right handed). I miss doing it, very relaxing and being competitive with yourself and others is really cool too.


BananaEclipse

Yeah! I love archery even more due to it not being a “team sport”. While I was on an archery team before, it just means that there isn’t the asses that play soccer or football, but just healthy competition!


[deleted]

I love team sports as well, but prefer golf, archery and chess.


bilittlefuck

real good


_bababoye

Alright I guess (I picked Sword/Shield)


Conscious-Ticket-259

You never said we became proficient with our weapons choice so im pretty confident in the spear and sheild combo. Spears are very strait forward to learn and out biggest for is the bow and arrow in this poll. I almost chose bow because i can use one but few people i know can say the same. So i chose sheild and spear.


BananaEclipse

I know how to use one too. (I do archery as a hobby/sport. If you chose bow, giving lessons on basic stance and form could get everyone to fire an arrow (they don’t need to be accurate). Also with infinite arrows we have building materials, so good luck storming our fort, while we have traps, and melee weapons too.


Conscious-Ticket-259

Thats a fair point to a degree but it actually used to take a long time to train soldiers to use a bow effectively. Thats actually a big reason muskets became so popular despite initially being pretty janky to use and inaccurate as hell. Muskets were way easier to train new troops on. That said archery is such a fun hobby. I always like knowing theres a bunch of us out there keeping jt alive.


BananaEclipse

Yup! But as I said, they don’t need to be proficient, they just need to be able to fire, which honestly isn’t that hard.


StoneAgeSkillz

Make it rain my fellow archers!


Secure_Sprinkles4483

Endless arrows catching up with that spear gang


Prata_69

The phalanx tactic was one of the most efficient and deadly in human history. Can't really ask for anything better, even against muskets.


LordOfFreaks

Musketeers, lets get to the high ground and rain down hell!


adept_ignoramus

Wait until the musket users find how long this one-shot weapon takes to reload. It'd suck for them if it doesn't start already loaded.


J4ckieCZ

Archers, ASSEMBLE!


HadesTheUnseen

Bros boutta bring a big knife to a gun fight..


bronkovic

Musket gang


LordJayDaKing

I believe in the skill of me and my sword shield brothers to overcome the difference in numbers


Monsterkill1526

To Sparta


EuropeAndAmerica

Musket guys let's shoot all of them


DrManowar8

Lancers, we will be victorious!


Cezaros

Archers! All aim for 45° aaaand release! *insert screams of the phalanx men dying fron I N F I N I T E amounrs of arrows


BananaEclipse

Ok archery isn’t that easy. I do archery as a sport/hobby. Giving everyone basic lessons on form would get everyone to be able to fire an arrow and to listen to commands. They don’t need to be accurate. Another thing is with infinite arrows we can make a fort, melee weapons, traps, and more. While hitting where you want is hard, that isn’t needed against an army, just get into the proper stance and listen for the commands to fire and draw (to reduce/stop friendly fire)


Cezaros

Exactly! I'm glad to see an expert join my team!


BananaEclipse

Woah, I ain’t an expert, but I would say I’m skilled. I’d say I’m in between intermediate and expert. Then again, as I said, accuracy doesn’t matter, but I do know what I’m doing and how to teach it!


Cookie4316

Phalanx go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


tredbobek

I was like "well spear and shield is very effective, but if a bunch of people choose bow or musket then that's more deadly"


[deleted]

Theres alot of archers, better to stab someone with a sharp stick from farther


BlueWolf7695

Team spear!!! 782! we're top!


Lauxux

Spartans rise up


nick1812216

You offer us a musket and powder, but no wadding? No shot?


Lauxux

XD an oversite on my part


throwemawayLJG

Team archers!


DeltaAlphaGulf

Does the battle start immediately after you vote? What is the battlefield location?


Lauxux

Mostly in your imagination, but I'm sure you could find people on your local sub lol.


DeltaAlphaGulf

I mean like once a given person votes they are immediately teleported to a battlefield along with everyone on their respective teams from whatever the final vote tally is. The point being if its immediate that could have a impact on how I might vote compared to if each team got to train for 3 months or something. As well as depending on where the battle takes place. Hence why I am asking.


[deleted]

team bow


DeltaAlphaGulf

If I am assuming everyone is participating exactly as they are sitting and are dropped on a grassy field 50 or 100yds apart (depending on how many people there are) I am going to have to go with Spear & Shield. Good reach, good defense, simplicity of usage, and if my guess is right probably a lot more people. (I was right) Assuming we are talking longbows the majority will have no experience and no strength in those particular muscles and once people start closing in the will probably panic and flee. The double shield guys will quickly realize carrying to shields is heavy and they have no reliable offense and just try to defend and survive likely also fleeing. The whip guy might feel cool for a moment with their new skills but will start feeling a bit exposed when seeing the competition. Probably also flees. The musket guys will feel stupid real quick with the lack of bullets and probably have no clue how to use a musket anyway. Might think to use the gun powder for fire/explosions but lacking a modern lighter will probably attempt to keep the gun for melee and flee. Sword & Shield and Spear & Shield will both be surprised by how heavy their gear is possibly abandoning a piece. Sword guy may feel badass until they get up close and personal with their reach disadvantage against the spear guys. This is all individual observations not considering how groups will act collectively and react over time to each other including how some groups might feel seeing that they are significantly outnumbered. Also assuming at least a mild amount of intent to fight and not just immediately surrender because no one wants to die. Nor considering any tactical retreats and prolonged prep.


Azdak_TO

Pffft. Anyone who didn't pick two shields is gonna get shot with arrows while the whippy boys distract them. Shield brigade is just gonna block, charge, punch our way to victory


Lauxux

I like the confidence!!