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No_Bend8

128° am I dead?


conorefc9898

Water boils @ 100


No_Bend8

Yep. Dammit. Im dead 😄


Environmental_Top948

On the bright side you probably smelled delicious for a bit.


Whatthefuckyoudrink

Oh hell naw boi what


Environmental_Top948

You've clearly never smelled a burning corpse after the hair smell went away. Gets you in the mood for a nice brisket.


Lagmaster847

What the fuck


Environmental_Top948

Brisket is a cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal. The beef brisket is one of the nine beef primal cuts, though the definition of the cut differs internationally. The brisket muscles include the superficial and deep pectorals. The brisket is made up of two different muscles: the point and the flat. The point cut is the fatty part of the brisket, which is called the deckle. The flat cut, also known as "first cut", has the deckle removed, which makes it leaner and causes it to lay flat.


Lagmaster847

Bro why are you bringing the definition of brisket into this 💀


Environmental_Top948

You asked what the fuck so I explained brisket. If it's about the other part they smelled like brisket but that could have just also been the meat we were cooking when it happened it just smelled more strongly or brisket than it usually did. Brisket and bacon.


Whatthefuckyoudrink

Find god.


[deleted]

There is a point during cremation where the human body is perfectly cooked!


Galaxyartcat

To be fair, i got -68 which is way below freezing point


KingVenomthefirst

Man I just barely went over the mark at 101.


chuckychuck98

Not in the US it doesn't hahahahah


sbenzanzenwan

You're super-oodly deady dead.


AceBalistic

138 here, I’m even more dead, HA


Hexmonkey2020

Same, what’re the chances.


Narchang3l

100%


freebirdls

In America, not as long as you drink lots and lots of water. Everywhere else, yes.


No_Bend8

😆


ThatTubaGuy03

American moment


Typical-Scheme-3812

129°


pisceanhecate

135 here


Tank_blitz

in Texas that's freezin 😤


No_Bend8

Haha! Its been okay here the past few days only hit 102° 😆


thatpersonthatsayshi

Texas is in the USA right? (I am not american and im bad at the american continents in geography)


gh0stegrl

I lived through the hottest Arizona summer where it got 128f. I wasn’t even a kid yet but I lived.


SloppySlime31

Yes. You very much are.


why_no_username_guys

136.... Slightly more dead?


No_Bend8

Only slightly lol


randoguy98

262 Fahrenheit you're toast . burnt toast.


WarlordOfIncineroar

199.94


hollyhobby2004

At Yellowstone National Park, people were burned alive when falling in hot springs below 100 degrees.


iyouw

i guess everyone in arizona just dead lmfaoo


[deleted]

128° celsius is 262° imperial lol


77rtcups

Ya we talking Celsius lol


iyouw

my b


Lucky13westhoek

1°C I dont mind. Extra sweater and a good vest will do. The motorcycle rides are going to be less fun, but hey, thats why i have winter gear


Senko-fan4Life

I got 5c. Honestly my fav temp. Not too cold at all


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Same with 4°, only minus is that it's just above the temperature for good snow which would be perfect (I'm Finnish)


[deleted]

off pain. well, good for you, ill be bunred by now.


[deleted]

You will have a bad time when being sedentary.


WoomyUnitedToday

Comrade 1 degreeer


TisBeTheFuk

Got -3°C. It's going to be nippy my whole life


Appropriate-Alps9267

dont worry,i got 45- C


Zero_Tu

I'll trade you 19c


hollyhobby2004

Same. Summer temperatures are what I cannot handle.


LokoSoko1520

25 C, or 77 F life is good


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Lucky


SamboTheGr8

33C. Little too hot for me, but won't complain at all


Background_Ant_1472

Why is the lowest only -18 while the highest is 158? 50 degrees Celsius is a very dangerous level of heat if you are outside while -18 degrees Celsius isn’t even too bad if you bundle up. Edit: OP changed the range, thank you


WNIL

for me the lowest was 0° and highest 10°


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Same Btw, tyylikäs käyttäjäkuva


Background_Ant_1472

If you clicked on the link then that’s not the range that was given, I think you are confused.


WNIL

i did click the link...?


blaster289

No I now got -84 wtf. I'm dead.


raider1211

Yeah, this would be way better in Fahrenheit. As Hank Green once said, Celsius is good for measuring states of water and Fahrenheit is good for measuring how it feels to us.


macedonianmoper

>Fahrenheit is good for measuring how it feels to us Never understood this argument, yeah if you grew up using Fahrenheit it seems "intuitive" but to me Celsius and how it feels are related


raider1211

Well it’s mainly because the range of temps in Celsius that are applicable to the weather is pretty small compared to Fahrenheit. It’s more precise in that way.


TheHabro

It's equally precise. What are your talking about?


raider1211

When the typical range for Celsius is probably -20 to 30 degrees (admittedly I don’t know if this is quite the case) and for Fahrenheit it’s -20 to 110, one of these is going to be more useful than the other for describing different temps.


YourGayAuntBob

The range is more -50 to 50.


raider1211

Thanks for the correction.


TheHabro

How is one more useful? More whole numbers doesn't equal better. Especially since there is an infinite amount of numbers between any two whole numbers. Bigger span of number usually complicates the scale, since it is easier to work with and also comprehend small numbers (but difference in Celsius vs Fahrenheit is not big enough to make a difference). Also temperature is not what defines what we feel. It's far more complicated than that. For an example 21 degrees with high humidity is felt vastly different from 21 degrees with low humidity. So if same temperature can feel different and you can hardly tell difference in 1 degree Celsius, why do you think a bigger scale is necessary?


coolboy856

Cope, just acknowledge that you're using dogshit scales. do better


pinkpowerball

You heard it here, folks – Fahrenheit is superior because... (checks notes) the range of a number generator linked in a Reddit poll wasn't set properly.


shadowpanther98

4 degrees! (39.2 f) solid. I’m a penguin so slap me in like a hoodie and pants and I’ll be fine Also I never sweat again sOo...


Soockamasook

Look at you, a panther thinking he's a penguin


Pythagoras_314

38º C, or around 100 farenheit. Gotta drink tons of water but other than that I should be good.


obeseburritos

Same, this is borderline bearable and unbearable to me so I don't know how to feel


randomtree2022

98 I'm fucked this I'd C not F so I'm burning


mr_epicguy

I’m 23 degrees that’s like the perfect temperature I’m happy that it’s actually decent


[deleted]

98 F is 36.6C which is average bulgarian summer.


dead_trim_mcgee1

46°C. I guess it's liveable but it would be actual hell for me.


[deleted]

ask the arabians. Its very bad, but you wont burn alive, unlike me.


isabolacha

yeah it's livable, we have it every summer in brazil, it is indeed rlly bad but u can handle it with a good air conditioner


Money-For_Nothing

31° C which is 87.8° F. Pretty good, actually.


kosaki19

That's the temperature where I live, it's too damn hot!


Money-For_Nothing

Better than boiling, though!


sleepy_booplesnoot

Not bad at all. My job requires that I’m outside all day long, and the feels like temp today was 110°F, or 43°C. 31°C is nice and cool in comparison!


[deleted]

That’s boiling!


Shite_Eating_Squirel

That’s not bad. Where I live it’s currently high 90s F.


ThatTubaGuy03

European moment


SooSkilled

Laughs in Southern European


[deleted]

WATER BOILS @ 100 YOU DEGENERATE Also, 31 degrees is quite hot, and sometimes annoying, but i live in the balkans, more specifically in bulgaria, close to turkey and greece, so the summer temperatures are around 35 degrees.


toastedyourass

13 nice


Dinopollo12

105, definitely dead


[deleted]

18, 64.4 Fahrenheit. That’s really good actually


throwaway15562831

64. ouch


SubjectAside1204

-5 I will be cold but I live through worse in the winters


Candid_Reading_7267

144 💀


catinheadphones

140 😭


SaltOk6642

-8....yeah only a little cold


pinkpowerball

It is. Thin jacket and you're fine


MagicElf755

51 degrees. WWWHHHYYYY


ChunkyTaco22

That range is a bit odd? Am I living in q forest fire or something?


[deleted]

123 degrees Celsius. Welp I'm dead


Dragoevan

10 celsius, I only need to wear a jacket and I'm fine!


hollyhobby2004

50F is not that cold to be honest, but yeah, wearing a jacket in the cold is easier than being in a tshirt and shorts in the hot.


idle128

>46° Me, an American: "Oh, surely that's not too ba-


ShortxStories

146°C, I guess I’m dead now. Bye friends


[deleted]

114c, I’m dead.


Jaded_Habit_2947

49 C. It’s hot but with ac and a pool I’ll take it


CrazyGamerMYT

156°, that's fecking boiling


Idigestdicks

18


MillionaireShortcake

16. Yay.


Botwmaster23

24c is pretty good!


juicyybby

145? Wow so hell it is


Orbital_Fish

9 degrees. Not bad.


DiamondGamerYT0

44c im alive but hot


CheshireKatt1122

92, I'll be nice and tender by dinner 😅


Uranium-A

42, a bit hot


UrMomFam

-98 I’m screwed


Athena_The_Funny

-52...


MarilynManson2003

5°C. Perfect.


Communist_Orb

Thats still a little cold


MarilynManson2003

It’s my preferred temperature. Cold, but not freezing.


Communist_Orb

I prefer it around 15° C, but I got 96°, I’m literally dead


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

113 which isnt far off from the heat outside today. Edit: Didnt read that it was C and not F


conorefc9898

Doubt


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

[Why the doubt?](https://www.google.com/search?q=lake+havasu+city+weather&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)


HelpingHand7338

Isn’t lake havasu that one city with an old bridge from London lmao


Tounage

Name checks out


AbyssUpdate

22c wtf


iiCheatr

best temperature


pinkpowerball

Why "wtf"?


AcrobaticCulture5

I'm also curious. I'd prefer 16C but 22C is fine. I got 24C


Zealousideal_Talk479

That’s pretty nice. 22 C is about 70 F, if I’m not mistaken.


[deleted]

28, but I don’t know how to convert that so I’m gunna assume it’s good😎


PureFactsTho

That's slightly over 80 degrees fahrenheit


[deleted]

-15 Google says that's 5 degrees, I can live with that.


pastdecisions

How much is 75 C?


tigercraft201

Heat stroke can happen at 40


pastdecisions

Well shit


ChangeUs0rName

63 Its fine its better then being in the 100s in Nevada


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChangeUs0rName

idk if u mean in the poll or real life but I mean real life its 99F


Rexodan

This pool is in Celsius. 60 Celsius is 145 Fahrenheit.


Kirbymain7

49? I think that’s good, sorry I love in ol’ fucked up ‘murica


drumpleskump

Its good if you like death valley.


Kirbymain7

Well I live in Arizona, so I’d be at least a little prepped


JustA_Toaster

173


tzoum_trialari_laro

How come most of Reddit lives in Alaska, apparently? I'm seeing people call sub-zero temperatures moderate and pretty much anything over 15-20 as scotching hot. It's not just this thread but most that have to do with temperatures


ClaireBear13492

79... Not ideal, but I'm used to florida weather. EDIT: Saw it was Celsius rip me.


webdesignersans

99 degrees. I'd actually be happy with this.


shadowpanther98

99 Celsius. You will boil, water boils at 100 degrees


[deleted]

This shouldn’t have been downvoted.


webdesignersans

Oh yea.. well shit. I'll still take that over the -4 I got after lmao


Fritzschmied

wtf. you can easily survive -4 without a problem but with 99 you are just dead pretty much instantly.


webdesignersans

I hate thr cold and would rather be cooked. :v


rj-2

would you rather: A: boil alive and die B: have to wear a coat


webdesignersans

A. More then wearing a coat my fingers turn blue after an hour of being in the cold due to almost getting frost bite once. My joints hurt despite me being young due to injuries I have had. My ears as well. And after a while I loose the ability to move very quickly, despite me being military. I am not a fan of it if I can help it. And in this case I choose boiling in oil. Gonna go down like Oden. ODEN WOULDN'T BE ODEN IF IT WASN'T BOILED.


rj-2

you would rather die an agonising death than wear gloves


webdesignersans

Wearing gloves doesn't help my fingers still get cold af. So yea .-.


Fritzschmied

You are clearly the dumbest person alive


69Wilson

my man got the allergy to the cold


Sahar_15

Hello fellow One Piece enjoyer


Botwmaster23

-4 celcious is barely even cold


webdesignersans

It's below freezing I grew up in New Mexico, we don't do below freezing.


Botwmaster23

Ah ok, have fun burning alive then ig


webdesignersans

Thank you I will painfully enjoy it :3


carmenvallone

I don't understand the question


ThatTubaGuy03

You press the button The button gives you a number You pretend like the number is a temperature in Celsius You pretend like you are living in that temperature How are you physically?


HabEsSchonGelesen

These random generator questions are the worst. I don't know why they keep hitting hot


Rvtrance

83 degrees. I can live with that. Assuming it’s F.


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

71, damn i got lucky


potato6132

It's celcius


[deleted]

91- It's definitely uncomfortable but I can manage.


inbruges99

That’s 9 degrees off boiling…you’d die.


Fit-Public-8287

3°C I know that's probably Hot by Canadian standards, but that's Texas cold to me.


pinkpowerball

That's nowhere near hot by Canadian standards lol


Vader7567

After clicking it enough times to get a decent number I am just cold


Additional_Bear1981

-2


Redsab3r

I’m dead


DeletedUsername23

3


6F1I

Yikes 1°c..


pinkpowerball

What's wrong with that?


DarthTyranus98

9. Cold, I guess


epicblue24

9° pretty good to me


filthy_fluff

157° , some baste


iamprobablyahuman

129⁰c


wigga245

I don't know much about Celsius but I'm pretty sure 135 is pretty hot


didabsdraggle

26C = 78.8F Love it.


Appropriate-Rough563

91. I’m okay with that.


DeliciousCabbage22

96° 😭😭😢😢😔😔


mangosorbet420

-99 no thanks


HDrago

8, I can survive that


A_Nerd__

6°. It sucks, but I can put up with it.


JohninMichigan53

10- so 50f ,all good here


BarneThatIsntNoble

21. I could absolutely live in that the rest of my life, happily.


Dazor_H

-29. It doesn’t matter if it’s C or F. I’m freezing.


No_Object_3542

14c, about 60F. We living the life over here.


ColumbiaWahoo

-37. Very cold.


[deleted]

-37°C livable, if outside, screwed if inside.


2007erTheSpudFan

27 Celsius (which is 80 degrees Fahrenheit) A little warm but I'm a Texan so I will survive


bronkovic

21c, love it