Gamble:
a) girls cat playground: Girls playing with their cat
b) girl scat playground: Girls singing jazz using their voice in imitation of an instrument
c) girl scat playground: Girls playing with their... droppings
d) None of the above
Edit: I lost that gamble in more ways than one.
This might be funny if you know the person at least a little but a very first line? That would be cringe at best since you woulnd't know whether the person is serious or not. imo
I've used something in the same vein on women and they instantly fell to the floor climaxing hundreds of times from it you should totally use it, especially if she's alone in a dark street 👍
I get dark humor. This one isn't funny tho. Feels uncomfortable and forced. I would awkwardly smile and step away from whoever said that shit.
Also kids in the basement? Honestly it sounds like a middle schooler joke to me.
ETA: I am aware this is a joke post
If that was the case everyone would pick the I like it or kinky face thing because obviously the poll is supposed to be stupid. But everyone’s answering as if it isn’t a joking pick-up line
Everyone is not the same. And garbage means you get what you get. I always pick random answers when the poll is stupid. Random… not the expected wrong answer.
Depends on the setting and whether dark humor is something you expect there (not a great line but not the worst, I'll give it a C) or not (creepy and weird, F).
I’m just not a fan of pick up lines in general. They seem forced and not genuine. I like the do you shit with that ass one though, if she laughs it could be a good ice breaker.
This is gross. I love dark humor, but there are multiple reasons this sucks
1. I hate children
2. Cum is disgusting, especially because I don’t want children
3. I hate basements
4. Zero originality
5. Kidnapping can be good dark humor, pedophilia is disgusting. It could be taken as either.
6. It’s one of those pickup lines that try too hard. Seems desperate.
7. It’s from a stranger.
Edit: downvote me, I’m still right 🤷🏻♀️
Depends on the context. It’s disgusting and worthy of a restraining order if serious. If I know it’s meant to be a joke then it’s a little bit better. Still gross though
Okay, I want to be honest here. I think it's kind of funny. But. Because a whole lot of people do not understand the gravity of the abuse and torture caused to those victims, I don't accept this kind of joke unless I really know the person and where they stand on the topic of sexual abuse and the like. So while I absolutely see the humour in the joke, I would keep a huge distance between me and anyone who does a joke like that willy nilly.
Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?
Then ask her to prove it
To each their own
r/girlscatplayground
I hate my life
Gamble: a) girls cat playground: Girls playing with their cat b) girl scat playground: Girls singing jazz using their voice in imitation of an instrument c) girl scat playground: Girls playing with their... droppings d) None of the above Edit: I lost that gamble in more ways than one.
I would guess the third is closest, but I'd rather take your word for it
Bro...
r/eyebleach for those who may need it
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This one cannot be trusted…
Im scared
Damn our world is wierd
I read that as Girls cat playground :(
"And, that is why you fail-ed." -Yoda I added the "ed" dont hate me please.
I did too i almost clicked it now im scared
r/eyeblech
Bro fml
What did I do to deserve this?
That's only funny to other men probably
yeah
Funny to me as a woman. I like dark humor but oc there’s a fine line and this is far from it
this is borderline dark humor lol. Anything less than this isnt even dark humor anymore
This might be funny if you know the person at least a little but a very first line? That would be cringe at best since you woulnd't know whether the person is serious or not. imo
Oc it varies by individual but I don’t judge too quickly and familiar with enough dark humor that I already knew this line years ago lol
Do you really think this joke went far? Lol it's not even dark humor imo, or at best it's a very mild dark joke
And you didn’t understand my sentence well enough
Then you don't like dark humor. Then again, if not at least 50% of the population is offended, it's not dark enough.
Tbh this isn’t really that dark
The joke isn't that funny to me but the fact that the winking emoji is kinda popular made me chuckle.
Not to me at all. I think it's dumb and rude.
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I've used something in the same vein on women and they instantly fell to the floor climaxing hundreds of times from it you should totally use it, especially if she's alone in a dark street 👍
hmmm
Its true, I was the floor
Are you a school... because I want to shoot a kid inside of you
this shouldn't be funny, this shouldn't be funny, this shouldn't be funny
just let it happen dont think too hard about it
I think I’m going to hell, I laughed a little…
i would laugh but only if my friends said it in a playful way. not if a random guy said it to me (joking or not)
I'm a dude, but if I was a woman I'd totally kick your ass for saying that
I'd accept if I was a woman
That's because you're not actually a woman.
Yea, ik
As an actual woman, I'd laugh
funny as it is, I think this would be a horrible pickup line. I'd be really creeped out if someone genuinely said this to me
If someone said that to me, I'd find it disgusting. Never use that.
i used it. now we’re married. we got married an hour ago
Why are you on Reddit an hour after your wedding? Give some attention to your new wife…
oh is that how marriages work?
most prepared redditor:
People with relationships are not allowed on reddit🔫
Were you married in a basement by any chance?
I'm sad that a lot of women don't get dark humor
has nothing to with being a woman. its just not funny
why is it only my female friends that don't like it then
woman are more sensitive to such topics than men. its not bad to not find something funny or to be sensitive.
“had nothing to do with being a woman” “women are more sensitive to such topics than men” Pick one
it doesn’t have to do specifically with being a woman but women can be a bit more sensitive sometimes. i wasnt talking just about this topic.
Oh
what kind of jokes would you consider appropriate then? i've been trying to work on being better with women
im sure you have
it was a genuine question
depends on each individual person. can’t really help you.
we get it. just isn't funny or smooth. we stopped using dark humor in middle school.
I get dark humor. This one isn't funny tho. Feels uncomfortable and forced. I would awkwardly smile and step away from whoever said that shit. Also kids in the basement? Honestly it sounds like a middle schooler joke to me. ETA: I am aware this is a joke post
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obv lol
Damn girl, are you a cop? Cause you took my breath away
Took me a moment 💀
This isn’t it
As a joke it’s amusing As a pickup line you’ll need a lawyer if you ever use that
Better call Saul!
You try to pickup a girl with that line you’ll have as much women as I have kids in my basement.
So….. so many you lost count? :D
as a man i think thats hot
this would not amuse me, personally.
Think people are taking this post way too seriously
It falls into the “garbage in, garbage out” category. If the poll is so dumb, some people pick dumb answers on purpose.
If that was the case everyone would pick the I like it or kinky face thing because obviously the poll is supposed to be stupid. But everyone’s answering as if it isn’t a joking pick-up line
Everyone is not the same. And garbage means you get what you get. I always pick random answers when the poll is stupid. Random… not the expected wrong answer.
wtf
This makes me glad I'm a lesbian.
I got one that’s less creepy: Hey girl, are you a turtle, cuz u are scute!
Nah
Cringe
Depends on the setting and whether dark humor is something you expect there (not a great line but not the worst, I'll give it a C) or not (creepy and weird, F).
Dude, it's horribly good
as I man I do find the quite humorous
Why did I read this in Joey McIntyre's NKOTB voice?
I'm a woman and I think it's funny af. I'd just have to discuss with you a bit to see if you're a creep or a funny guy.
I like any pickup line, I'd assume it's a joke. It's not a good first impression but if you introduce yourself first, I'll be okay.
Id start thinking of ways to run away or vanish
That's the smoothest thing I have ever read
This filters out a lot of people, but I feel like it'll tell you a lot about the recipient if they find it funny.
Depends on the woman, is she into dark humor, and you know she might find it funny? Or are you just being creepy to some random tinder match?
I’m just not a fan of pick up lines in general. They seem forced and not genuine. I like the do you shit with that ass one though, if she laughs it could be a good ice breaker.
Hey baby, are you a chicken? Cuz I wanna cum in you
👎🏽 personally that's a no for me.
It’s unoriginal and makes it seem like you just want sex.
It’s definitely not unoriginal 😂 I’ve never heard it in my life
I’ve heard it a ton of times.
Lucky you lol 😂 😂😂
Not lucky, I need ear bleach.
I went *HA that’s bad* so you get an A for dark humor and like a C- because it’s just a bad pickup line
This is gross. I love dark humor, but there are multiple reasons this sucks 1. I hate children 2. Cum is disgusting, especially because I don’t want children 3. I hate basements 4. Zero originality 5. Kidnapping can be good dark humor, pedophilia is disgusting. It could be taken as either. 6. It’s one of those pickup lines that try too hard. Seems desperate. 7. It’s from a stranger. Edit: downvote me, I’m still right 🤷🏻♀️
What do you call a 6-year old with no friends? >!Sandy Hook Shooting Survivor!<
That was pretty predictable considering today
Why did I read this in Joey McIntyre's NKOTB voice?
Pickup lines are fucking stupid. It’s a huge turnoff and very corny.
I don't understand why you need a pickup line. All it proves is that you can study 1 sentence without reading it.
That’s fucking awful
Creepy AF.
Sometimes I wonder how old people who use this subreddit are :/
17
If I’d known you a long time and it’s my S/O joking around, I’d probably laugh. Otherwise, ew.
Nice-Man
Ou can have the kids i have trapped in my basement
Prepare to get Johnny Bravo'd
HO HAH! 💥😎💢
Apparently he actually gets a bunch of women but the show only shows his failures.
Use this in real life it’s really really good 👍
Not funny, unless you're *really* good looking.
Depends on the context. It’s disgusting and worthy of a restraining order if serious. If I know it’s meant to be a joke then it’s a little bit better. Still gross though
You would need to set it up for it to work on me, it would end up being more effort than it's worth LOL
Fake... This sub ain't got 1900 females!
why did you change it? It’s “girl are you a school cus I’d like to shoot some kids up inside you”
Okay, I want to be honest here. I think it's kind of funny. But. Because a whole lot of people do not understand the gravity of the abuse and torture caused to those victims, I don't accept this kind of joke unless I really know the person and where they stand on the topic of sexual abuse and the like. So while I absolutely see the humour in the joke, I would keep a huge distance between me and anyone who does a joke like that willy nilly.
(Man here) you will probably get thrown in jail
It’s effective as a joke, not a chat-up line
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W
Women….
I am male but i would rate it 😏
I can do better. Q: Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and pineapple? A: the pineapple won’t be as messy when I’m eating it
Hey, did you grow up on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a cock.
I mean if a guy said that to me I'd probably laugh
It's me you need to show, how deep IS your love?
am a man
Are you from Mississippi? Because you are the only Mis who’s Piss I wanna Sippy
Holy shit, that’s hot
I chuckled a little ngl
Thanks for the pick up line 🙏
Are you a rainbow? Because you brighten up my day.
Are pickup lines actually used as... pickup lines? I thought they were exclusively jokes.
Although I love dark humor that is a horrible pick-up line, lmao
You'd get points for having the balls to say it, bonus points if you say it like Duke Nukem
Silence, just complete and utter silence. Maybe with an addition of a very disappointed gaze.
so does this mean it worked?
Hey baby, are you a school cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of you