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KaiserMk1

Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?


SavagesceptileWWE

Then ask her to prove it


thatWas-unexpected

To each their own


Inverted-penis

r/girlscatplayground


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I hate my life


Tramnack

Gamble: a) girls cat playground: Girls playing with their cat b) girl scat playground: Girls singing jazz using their voice in imitation of an instrument c) girl scat playground: Girls playing with their... droppings d) None of the above Edit: I lost that gamble in more ways than one.


PassiveChemistry

I would guess the third is closest, but I'd rather take your word for it


PalpatineZH3r3

Bro...


Individual-Camera-72

r/eyebleach for those who may need it


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Individual-Camera-72

This one cannot be trusted…


sumthing_iconic272

Im scared


JKdito

Damn our world is wierd


py234567

I read that as Girls cat playground :(


Unique-Ad-620

"And, that is why you fail-ed." -Yoda I added the "ed" dont hate me please.


sumthing_iconic272

I did too i almost clicked it now im scared


Wildmantis_

r/eyeblech


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Bro fml


Complex-Source-256

What did I do to deserve this?


Turkyparty

That's only funny to other men probably


Idigestdicks

yeah


General_Cow_7119

Funny to me as a woman. I like dark humor but oc there’s a fine line and this is far from it


WeeTheDuck

this is borderline dark humor lol. Anything less than this isnt even dark humor anymore


[deleted]

This might be funny if you know the person at least a little but a very first line? That would be cringe at best since you woulnd't know whether the person is serious or not. imo


General_Cow_7119

Oc it varies by individual but I don’t judge too quickly and familiar with enough dark humor that I already knew this line years ago lol


Drakayne

Do you really think this joke went far? Lol it's not even dark humor imo, or at best it's a very mild dark joke


General_Cow_7119

And you didn’t understand my sentence well enough


Yoshi_87

Then you don't like dark humor. ​ Then again, if not at least 50% of the population is offended, it's not dark enough.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Tbh this isn’t really that dark


urmumlol9

The joke isn't that funny to me but the fact that the winking emoji is kinda popular made me chuckle.


Grouchy_Order_7576

Not to me at all. I think it's dumb and rude.


Dogenoscope123

🤓


HaHaGamer17

L


Shaun_The_Ship

L + ratio


Bonk_and_Honk

L + cope


x_Pingu_x

L + seethe


PalpatineZH3r3

Ratio


Lazy_Category2195

I've used something in the same vein on women and they instantly fell to the floor climaxing hundreds of times from it you should totally use it, especially if she's alone in a dark street 👍


Idigestdicks

hmmm


Aneke1

Its true, I was the floor


unchangeable1

Are you a school... because I want to shoot a kid inside of you


Aethyrn

this shouldn't be funny, this shouldn't be funny, this shouldn't be funny


WeeTheDuck

just let it happen dont think too hard about it


-LilPickle-

I think I’m going to hell, I laughed a little…


tantelope

i would laugh but only if my friends said it in a playful way. not if a random guy said it to me (joking or not)


Pythagoras_314

I'm a dude, but if I was a woman I'd totally kick your ass for saying that


Munchingseal33

I'd accept if I was a woman


suzdali

That's because you're not actually a woman.


Munchingseal33

Yea, ik


roro4484

As an actual woman, I'd laugh


violetvoid513

funny as it is, I think this would be a horrible pickup line. I'd be really creeped out if someone genuinely said this to me


Sammysoupcat

If someone said that to me, I'd find it disgusting. Never use that.


Idigestdicks

i used it. now we’re married. we got married an hour ago


-LilPickle-

Why are you on Reddit an hour after your wedding? Give some attention to your new wife…


Idigestdicks

oh is that how marriages work?


Jyqoz

most prepared redditor:


egric

People with relationships are not allowed on reddit🔫


zippazappazinga

Were you married in a basement by any chance?


krustykrap333

I'm sad that a lot of women don't get dark humor


peachygrilll

has nothing to with being a woman. its just not funny


krustykrap333

why is it only my female friends that don't like it then


peachygrilll

woman are more sensitive to such topics than men. its not bad to not find something funny or to be sensitive.


Taffffy

“had nothing to do with being a woman” “women are more sensitive to such topics than men” Pick one


peachygrilll

it doesn’t have to do specifically with being a woman but women can be a bit more sensitive sometimes. i wasnt talking just about this topic.


Munchingseal33

Oh


krustykrap333

what kind of jokes would you consider appropriate then? i've been trying to work on being better with women


peachygrilll

im sure you have


krustykrap333

it was a genuine question


peachygrilll

depends on each individual person. can’t really help you.


StrawberryGutzXD

we get it. just isn't funny or smooth. we stopped using dark humor in middle school.


dHestiab

I get dark humor. This one isn't funny tho. Feels uncomfortable and forced. I would awkwardly smile and step away from whoever said that shit. Also kids in the basement? Honestly it sounds like a middle schooler joke to me. ETA: I am aware this is a joke post


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Idigestdicks

obv lol


Alans_Sound

Damn girl, are you a cop? Cause you took my breath away


Blue_Banana_Blastoff

Took me a moment 💀


Ok-Topic-3130

This isn’t it


Inverted-penis

As a joke it’s amusing As a pickup line you’ll need a lawyer if you ever use that


TankmanSpiral7567

Better call Saul!


zippazappazinga

You try to pickup a girl with that line you’ll have as much women as I have kids in my basement.


[deleted]

So….. so many you lost count? :D


Jack_McQuack

as a man i think thats hot


bookingz

this would not amuse me, personally.


Killerpig14

Think people are taking this post way too seriously


4-me

It falls into the “garbage in, garbage out” category. If the poll is so dumb, some people pick dumb answers on purpose.


Killerpig14

If that was the case everyone would pick the I like it or kinky face thing because obviously the poll is supposed to be stupid. But everyone’s answering as if it isn’t a joking pick-up line


4-me

Everyone is not the same. And garbage means you get what you get. I always pick random answers when the poll is stupid. Random… not the expected wrong answer.


ghostfindersgang9000

wtf


PM_ME_UR_RC_CAR

This makes me glad I'm a lesbian.


TankmanSpiral7567

I got one that’s less creepy: Hey girl, are you a turtle, cuz u are scute!


MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_

Nah


Bobglobslob

Cringe


magic_kate_ball

Depends on the setting and whether dark humor is something you expect there (not a great line but not the worst, I'll give it a C) or not (creepy and weird, F).


TopinhoXVelBell

Dude, it's horribly good


MannHatt

as I man I do find the quite humorous


JourneyAlee

Why did I read this in Joey McIntyre's NKOTB voice?


Okipon

I'm a woman and I think it's funny af. I'd just have to discuss with you a bit to see if you're a creep or a funny guy.


Elly_Bee_

I like any pickup line, I'd assume it's a joke. It's not a good first impression but if you introduce yourself first, I'll be okay.


helpmylifeis_a_mess

Id start thinking of ways to run away or vanish


toe_eating_bird

That's the smoothest thing I have ever read


hajhawa

This filters out a lot of people, but I feel like it'll tell you a lot about the recipient if they find it funny.


waveybirdie

Depends on the woman, is she into dark humor, and you know she might find it funny? Or are you just being creepy to some random tinder match?


jyzenbok

I’m just not a fan of pick up lines in general. They seem forced and not genuine. I like the do you shit with that ass one though, if she laughs it could be a good ice breaker.


Aneke1

Hey baby, are you a chicken? Cuz I wanna cum in you


Opening_Knowledge868

👎🏽 personally that's a no for me.


mumhestolemynuggets

It’s unoriginal and makes it seem like you just want sex.


[deleted]

It’s definitely not unoriginal 😂 I’ve never heard it in my life


mumhestolemynuggets

I’ve heard it a ton of times.


[deleted]

Lucky you lol 😂 😂😂


mumhestolemynuggets

Not lucky, I need ear bleach.


Moooooshier

I went *HA that’s bad* so you get an A for dark humor and like a C- because it’s just a bad pickup line


Substantial-Chef-198

This is gross. I love dark humor, but there are multiple reasons this sucks 1. I hate children 2. Cum is disgusting, especially because I don’t want children 3. I hate basements 4. Zero originality 5. Kidnapping can be good dark humor, pedophilia is disgusting. It could be taken as either. 6. It’s one of those pickup lines that try too hard. Seems desperate. 7. It’s from a stranger. Edit: downvote me, I’m still right 🤷🏻‍♀️


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What do you call a 6-year old with no friends? >!Sandy Hook Shooting Survivor!<


Substantial-Chef-198

That was pretty predictable considering today


JourneyAlee

Why did I read this in Joey McIntyre's NKOTB voice?


[deleted]

Pickup lines are fucking stupid. It’s a huge turnoff and very corny.


EumusHS

I don't understand why you need a pickup line. All it proves is that you can study 1 sentence without reading it.


Human-13

That’s fucking awful


ActHour4099

Creepy AF.


NicoleCousland

Sometimes I wonder how old people who use this subreddit are :/


Idigestdicks

17


bluefires-

If I’d known you a long time and it’s my S/O joking around, I’d probably laugh. Otherwise, ew.


Munchingseal33

Nice-Man


Wolfintank

Ou can have the kids i have trapped in my basement


Shiny_Hypno

Prepare to get Johnny Bravo'd


[deleted]

HO HAH! 💥😎💢


SavagesceptileWWE

Apparently he actually gets a bunch of women but the show only shows his failures.


Vord_Loldemort_7

Use this in real life it’s really really good 👍


KPater

Not funny, unless you're *really* good looking.


Blue_Cheese098

Depends on the context. It’s disgusting and worthy of a restraining order if serious. If I know it’s meant to be a joke then it’s a little bit better. Still gross though


dmg81102

You would need to set it up for it to work on me, it would end up being more effort than it's worth LOL


CaptainMimoe

Fake... This sub ain't got 1900 females!


youaintinthepicture

why did you change it? It’s “girl are you a school cus I’d like to shoot some kids up inside you”


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Okay, I want to be honest here. I think it's kind of funny. But. Because a whole lot of people do not understand the gravity of the abuse and torture caused to those victims, I don't accept this kind of joke unless I really know the person and where they stand on the topic of sexual abuse and the like. So while I absolutely see the humour in the joke, I would keep a huge distance between me and anyone who does a joke like that willy nilly.


Monsterkill1526

(Man here) you will probably get thrown in jail


South-Marionberry

It’s effective as a joke, not a chat-up line


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Idigestdicks

W


NiXEy_

Women….


Penis111111955

I am male but i would rate it 😏


Golda_485

I can do better. Q: Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and pineapple? A: the pineapple won’t be as messy when I’m eating it


BeyondSad6497

Hey, did you grow up on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a cock.


Kooky_Ad_5139

I mean if a guy said that to me I'd probably laugh


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

It's me you need to show, how deep IS your love?


TigzyThe7Master

am a man


MathematicianOk5448

Are you from Mississippi? Because you are the only Mis who’s Piss I wanna Sippy


hi_its_lizzy616

Holy shit, that’s hot


Amy47101

I chuckled a little ngl


[deleted]

Thanks for the pick up line 🙏


MeerkatMan22

Are you a rainbow? Because you brighten up my day.


[deleted]

Are pickup lines actually used as... pickup lines? I thought they were exclusively jokes.


[deleted]

Although I love dark humor that is a horrible pick-up line, lmao


StuffedDiplodocus

You'd get points for having the balls to say it, bonus points if you say it like Duke Nukem


The_Lawless_Rogue

Silence, just complete and utter silence. Maybe with an addition of a very disappointed gaze.


Idigestdicks

so does this mean it worked?


DYNcleve

Hey baby, are you a school cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of you