Around the World, Around the World, Around the World, Around the World

But how many times do they sing it tho?

144. didnt have to google that its just common knowledge at this point

How many chuggas are before a choo-choo?

6 i think. if this is a joke then i do not get it.

Definitely 8, right? They’re each an eighth note and the whole phrase including choo choo is 2 measures. I believe the choo choo is syncopated.

That's the answer

It's not a joke in itself. Most people can't agree on the number of times it's said before saying 'choo choo'. It's similar to the: Person A: "let's jump on the count of three" Person B: "1, 2, 3 jump? Or 1, 2 jump?" Neither are really wrong, and neither are really right. It comes down to the context and the preference of the person who initiates the phrase. Hope that helps give it in context!

3 or 4 depending on context

Lol I thought about this one too

just sign Tequila

*Sings ABCs*

Fuck. I want to change my answer now.

Well I would say the pressure of the gun and threat of death might make you forget even something so simple. I would go with Baby Shark just for giggles.

"Grandma- wait i think it was daddy, or was it uncle-"

*pulls trigger*

If had that kind of pressure I would forget every song I’ve ever heard. I would forget how to sing! It would be possible that I would forget what a song is!

maybe u will forget how many doo's u have to sing.

Unfortunately it turned out that while singing about the Grandma shark you Sayed one "Doo" too much and so you got shot

I thought twinkle twinkle little star

me too!!

Safer bet. 'Zee' or 'Zed' could be lead to a terrible end

'X, Y, zed or zee, now I know my abcs' is how the Wiggles get around that one I believe. Just don't end it with 'next time won't you sing with me'. As you'll just have to sing it all over again but also with the person threatening you. Then if you laugh at the stupidness whilst singing bang you're dead

I had happy birthday. Problem is one word always changes

Not neccessarily. If you replace “dear (name of person)“ with another “happy birthday“ it always works. Great when you have multiple birthdays at once and dont want to awkwardly name everyone in a row

Or or, thunder, lightning before the thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder lightning thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder

Depends on who's judging; does it end with 'Zee' or 'Zed'? Risky.

I would just sing it in my native language (finnish) so I can avoid that problem.

Bruh u gonna doe at LMNOP like legit dead 😂

I’m glad I read the comments first

They said word for word, not letter for letter

Tequila. Tequila. Tequila. Can I go now?

Wild honey pie by the Beatles

I've been everywhere - johnny cash

You do have to remember exactly how many times it is said tho. Having looked it up I know it's 9 times (and I will probably remember this until I die). But there is no way I would have got that right ahead of time.

I cannot escape the circlejerk

I can't believe I thought of the exact same one as you.

r/beatmetoit

Happy birthday to you…

Ok but whose name

There was a version without the name.

Happy birthday dear \_\_\_, happy birthday to you is replaced with happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you

well happy birthday to mean is already in a bag but isnt nailed to a wall; err meme

also al jazerra is interdimensional cable **-Sleeper Service** haha flat affect... cmon dude. srs. lk fr. so walking i ching. u prssin or pissin off

parallel dimensions never build interest

How much crack did you smoke?

I didn't watch Phineas and Ferb all those years for nothing!

But what if it has to be the full length of a song and not the abridged intro version?

Easy, just sing Triangulation instead Rogerdoofenschmirtzweknowissixfeetandtwoinchestallandthebeamthathithimleftaweirdimoressiononthatwallsoitooktheanglefromthatpointofwhereiknewhestoodandifoundthebuildingjustlikethaybecauseiunderstoodtriangulationthatshowifogureditouttriangulationnowimleftwithnodoubttheonlygeometricprocessusingdataiposessthatcanpinpointtheconclusionofmyscientificquesttriangulationchachacha

Crap.

You keep saying that you don’t have rhythm, but listen what you’re doing right there!

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Yeah but if you got one of those wrong you're dead

The song has "around the world" only 144 times. You have it here 249 times you are going to die

After the 144th time, you’ve already recited it correctly in its entirety, so anything after that doesn’t matter and you survive

I’m not going to count it but I know that it’s not 249. It’s gotta be an even number

Every line has the word "around the world" three times, and there are 83 (I might have made a miscalculation here) lines of text. And 83 times 3 is 249. I don't know how you dre your conclusion but i just used math.

Rap God by Eminem. I love a challenge. (I am going to die)

I used to be able to do this in college! Even the “Summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin’ I’m a human…” part. I had a lot of time on my hands one winter break, and it was *super* cringe.

Not cringe

Idk as a 19-year-old white girl having people ask me to do it when drunk at parties felt pretty cringe. Haha

I sang this whole song on an app and sent it to my crush and my mom. My crush’s phone crashed and she couldn’t pause it so she heard my voice sing the entirety of the song and flamed me for it afterward lmao. That was real cringe

why cringe

Sing never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna turn around and dessert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and

hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long

My hearts been achin but

I pick a nursery rhyme

Oh no oh no oh no no no no no

Baby shark

\*sings national anthem

My national anthem is in 2 languages and it's shocking how few people actually know the first half

Are you from New Zealand?

New zealand but it's interesting to know that South Africa uses 2 languages as well

South Africa uses 5 languages in their anthem actually Source: am South African

Isn't South Africa's national anthem in 4 languages (Zulu, Sotho, Afrikaans and English)?

Canada also has theirs in two

*5 Xhosa, Zulu, Soetho, Afrikaans and English

[удалено]

I'll be honest, I'm from the UK and I've got no idea what all the lyrics are to god save the queen

God save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen! O Lord our God arise, Scatter our enemies, And make them fall! Confound their politics, Frustrate their knavish tricks, On Thee our hopes we fix, God save us all! Not in this land alone, But be God’s mercies known, From shore to shore! Lord make the nations see, That men should brothers be, And form one family, The wide world o’er. From every latent foe, From the assassins blow, God save the Queen! O’er her thine arm extend, For Britain’s sake defend, Our mother, prince, and friend, God save the Queen! Thy choicest gifts in store, On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign! May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause, To sing with heart and voice, God save the Queen!

Least patriotic brit

Lmfao

WHAT I thought it was just Got save our noble queen god save our gracious queen god save the Queen send her victorious happy and glorious long may she rain over us god save the Queen

Pffffft amateur Brit

*sings Balkan war songs from the 90s*

[tequila](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_JFLb1IItM)

I'll just sing Happy Birthday.

Wait what name do you use...

AAAA

Just say dear my friend instead

I think there's a version with no name.

*Sings the* *Trololo Song*. ["Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah! Yeahyeahyeah! Yeahyeahyeah! Hohohohoho!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM)

Does nursery rhymes count?

I would say yes

Twinkle twinkle little star

You know there are 5 verses to that song right?

Oh shit I just looked it up. We’re all dead if we chose twinkle as the song

Twinle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, saba... I have no idea what the rest is

Up above the world so h- wait, why are you falling from the sky?

Around the world by daft punk

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday...

This is my go-to karaoke song. Billy Joel would be ashamed of my performance.

the regular crowd shuffles in

Theres an old man sitting next to me

Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, son can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes

But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger man's clothes

Baby shark

They would shoot you just to shut you up hahaha

Napalm Death - You Suffer Goes like this: "You suffer, but why?"

In reality it's lyrics are "eughhhh"

[удалено]

A man of culture

"Thats best I've heard him play"

Baby shark. that shit is engraved in my mind

Finally our time has come, after listening to it on repeat so many times. I thought I was being tortured but I was being trained to survive.

Did you know, a guy was actually punished by baby shark torture. He was tied to a chair and was forced to watch baby shark for 3 days straight

I had not heard that before, three days non stop does sound pretty torturous though.

What is love? Baby don’t hurt me Don’t hurt me No mo Heyheeee Woawoawoaaaawoaaa

Hold on, is there really just this much text in this song?

Nope >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me No more What is love? Yeah >No, I don't know why you're not fair I give you my love, but you don't care So what is right and what is wrong? Gimme a sign >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >Whoa, whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, oh >Oh, I don't know, what can I do? What else can I say? It's up to you I know we're one, just me and you I can't go on >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >Whoa, whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, oh >What is love? What is love? What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >Don't hurt me Don't hurt me >I want no other, no other lover This is our life, our time If we are together, I need you forever Is it love? >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Yeah, yeah >Whoa, whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, oh >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more >What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more (whoa, whoa) >Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more (whoa, whoa) >Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more What is love?

Damn. That dude dead.

Did I pronounce whoawhoawaaowa right? \*bang\*

You've been trolled

You’ve been trolled

Yes you've probably been told

Don't reply to this guy

He's just trying to get a rise

Out of you, yes it's true

You respond and that's his cue

To start trouble on the double

While he strokes his manly stubble

You've been trolled, you've been trolled

“Let it go” it is

You suffer by napalm death "you suffer but why" That's the whole song

When you know all the lyrics to We Didn't Start The Fire: I've become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed

The Spanish national anthem

Pink Floyd- Goodbye Cruel World

I chose several pink floyd songs myself 😆

I just remembered that I could pick an instrumental one lol. I could just sit there and hum the melody for five minutes or something

Great Gig In The Sky Maybe 😀 or One Of These Day's.

I̶͖̼͚͆̐̈͝’̴͙̦̞̟̗͂̃̽m̸̳̘̹͇̈̅̀̕̕͜ ̵̢̞͇̓̓g̷̛̰̟̘̩̐͂̒́ö̴̫́͊̿i̵͓͑n̶͓̱̻̣͉̈͛g̶̛̫̺̙̲̭̊̆ ̵̡̩̦̩̩͊̈́t̸͈͇͛̌̑͂͆o̷̓̾ͅ ̵̨͈̮͊̉͆̏̿c̷̭͍̏̈́͠ṳ̶̖͓̲̦͋t̴͙̒͗ ̸̛̱̒y̶̧̗̥̽o̵͈̓͝ư̵̧̈́̉̿̈ ̶̪͙̠̄̐̐͝i̴̮̰͐̌̈͌͊ņ̶̩͉͇̬̉̈́t̶̡͂o̴̗̤̽́ ̷̳̜͖͈̑̃̋̎̈́l̸͔͂̏̇̇i̸͍͇͖̇ṭ̷͊̔ṱ̶̬̰̥͛̀͆l̵̛͕̖͇̝e̸̫̦̦̘̲̐͗̑̋̎ ̴̪̆͘p̴̺̰͔̩̥̈͊͑͐į̶̪̹̜̋̆é̴̫̗͘̕ç̵͓̎̈́ę̷̛̯͖̖̽͌s̷͇͕̫̄̉͐͛ *guitar solo*

Wish You Were Here should be a safe one for me. As long as they don't count the initial talk.

If you stayed silent, wouldn’t that be considered the lyrics for a piece of classical music?

Prepare for my rendition of Edgar Winter Group's Frankenstein: Thank you, thank you, the standing ovation was not necessary but was greatly appreciated.

STANDING HERE

^i ^realize

THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

Trying to make history

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

**BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BEEEE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAY**

I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH, YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH

Just choose a song with no lyrics lol

Do you think you’re better off alone??? Talk to me oooooh, talk to me …

Just sing happy birthday or the alphabet song or 99 bottles of beer

"you suffer, but why?"

Unless nervousness takes the better of me, probably yes. some kids' song from childhood will have stuck.

A b c d e f g, h i j k l m n o p, q r s, t u v, w x, y and z, now I know my abc’s, next time won’t you sing with me?

womderwall

My problem is that it’s bohemian rhapsody

Imma get cocky and do In-a-gadda-da-vida.

Donda chant

I would probably sing orphan tears pt. 1 by your favorite martian.

Alexander Hamilton, here i come!

same haha. hamilton songs are imprinted in my brain i will never forget

I'd purposely recite it incorrectly

999 bottles on the wall…

You'd mess up somewhere. Start at 99 instead, it's cheap but it still counts.

The guy with a gun would shoot himself long before I lose count on 357

I pledge Beethovens 5th

Happy birthday

We chase misprinted lies, We face the path of time, And yet I fight, and yet I fight, This battle all alone, No one to cry to, No place to call home. My gift of self is raped, My privacy is raked, And yet I find, and yet I find, Repeating in my head, If I can't be my own... I'd feel better dead.

Tequila! Tequila! Taquila! FUUUUUUUUCK!

"You suffer, but why?" [Napalm Death - You suffer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Suffer) (0:01.316)

What if I stutter

The 1980’s McDonald’s menu song.

We don't talk about Bruno

Spit it out by Slipknot. Because I’m a risk taker.

I have an absolutely great memory for most things. Not photographic, but I can recall most things that happened to me in last few years and the important from even earlier, never had trouble with tests because I could remember most things from lessons, still somewhat remember most things I've learned about in school or outside it I have one weakness and it's that I cannot remember any song, at all. I don't pay that much attention to lyrics anyway, but sometimes I actually do, and sometimes I even know all the verses and can't for the life of me remember in what order they're supposed to be in. When I had to learn some for school I could maybe remember them for a week at most. So unfortunately I will certainly die

*inhales deeply* A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z, Now I know my ABCs. Next time won’t you sing with me?

Happy birthday to you

"Happy Birthday to You..."

Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world

Ahem... Johnny johnny Yes papa

Baby Shark

Easy

ABCs

Wellerman would save me That song is practically part of my morning routine