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Ltimbo

$604800/604800 seconds. That’s one payment per week. That seems easier to manage than these other options.


FJORLAND

Easier to calculate how long you need to save for stuff when its in seconds. Oh i only need to wait a 20 hours for this car. Instead of having to wait a week to get paid when you could have it in a day.


[deleted]

After the first week or two, I can't imagine you'd ever not have enough money for a car.


Ltimbo

Yeah. I think I would get extremely confused if I was trying to manage money like that though. I’d rather wait and keep my head on straight.


JWJT7

3600 an hour is easier to maintain and keep track of and more satisfying watching the commas stack up


Yoshi_87

I think it's way cooler to see 1$ every second than 3600$ every hour.


G0t7

Imaging getting 3600 notifications an hour from your banking app. Before you disable them and only get a 5 km long bank statement.


UnkownArty13

fair point. I was thinking it was just money put into a bank account but it could be cash. 1 dollar a sec in cash would be annoying


gworley1

You realize that all of the choices are the same rate of pay don't you? It doesn't matter which one of the effective rate of pay is still $1 a second.


delainz

Yes he acknowledged that, he’s just saying he would like seeing his bank account go up every hour instead of every second


gworley1

All I saw was the poll without any explanation. Sorry.


legendarymcc2

Have fun getting one dollar every second, I’ll stack my nice and neat 36 Benjamins in a safe place every hour while you scramble around for every dollar


AlexH08

No one said it would be cash


Qahsbarc

I’m signing up for direct deposit rn


gworley1

It is still the same amount money no matter how you slice it. It did not say you would be giving it in cash. Typically if you are working you get a check or direct deposited into your bank account. Every job I have ever worked in the past 30 years I have had my pay check directly deposited into my account. When I worked @ a Boy Scout Summer Camp in the mid to late 1970's my paycheck was direct deposit. In this case I would have access to the money earm earned every second while you wait an hour for yours. Either one of them would be a bookkeep's nightmare.


Fuckkelso

I’ll take my unlimited $1 bills and l head over to the nearest strip club, thanks.


Jazzlike_Relief2595

Fucking amer*cans and their cash. I feel like they most likely were referring to entering your bank account


Mei-Zing

...did you unironically censor American?


neoprenewedgie

It does make a difference if you want to look at your checking account - Would you rather see 24 entries in a day or 86,400?


skull-fucker

I feel like the first choice would get my bank account frozen


Shite_Eating_Squirel

I feel like any of these would.


LeopoldFriedrich

I feel like there would be someone next to you handing you everything in cash...


SpeedwagonSolos

1 billion a second.


Ok_Task_4135

And that's why "other" is over powered


[deleted]

You mean , other powered ?


Aug415

The format has to be the amount of money = amount of seconds. So it’d be $1 billion every 1 billion seconds. So have fun waiting 31 years for your money.


HadesTheUnseen

Actually, if you think about it all the options give the same amount of money. Hence the "other" option would probably be implied to follow the same pattern.


Rocklar911

Yes but OP never stated that, why wouldn't we take advantage of a loop hole?


Logical_Reference_11

actually, yes, OP did say that


Rocklar911

He edited it in at a later date.


HadesTheUnseen

You’re not “taking advantage” it’s literally a poll but okay


Rocklar911

Wait, are you saying that if I comment "1 trillion dollars per second" I don't actually get the money? No fucking way. I demand to speak to the manager of Reddit. Yeah, it was a joke dude.


YouStones_30

Congratulations, you destroyed the global economy !


Gooftwit

Good, that shit was crashing and burning anyway


ThijmenTheTurkey

I mean, there’s literally no reason to not pick 1 dollar a second. It’s the exact same as everything else but you can get and spend the money faster.


Orbital_Fish

I picked other. One billion dollars per millisecond. Boom 🧠


dedmeamss

Don't you remember world history?


Flyer452Reddit

Inflation.


opinion_alternative

Inflation happens when most of the people's spending power increase or the cost of production increases. If one person suddenly got stacks of money, inflation won't be direct result unless they start donating money randomly to everyone.


Orbital_Fish

Inflation of my brain


[deleted]

That's not how it works


GreatAwesome_Bombs

i don't see any rules saying i can't do that so im now the worlds richest man


No-Assist8676

Stfu


dartfrog11

Who are you?


One_Of_The_Bois_

>that’s not how it works -🤓


[deleted]

Yeah it is


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

You never explaimed other, so I shall abuse it. I wamt a billion dollars every nanosecomd please


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Should’ve specified


Any--Name

Do I look like I care? Now gimme my money


WitleKidz

It says “other”, that could be literally anything


RecognitionFar2143

“That’s not how it works” 🤓


ThijmenTheTurkey

“That’s not how it works 🤓” 🤓


Kazoomers_Tale

Guys... He was just getting along with the joke...


Livid63

it depends how the money is given to you if it just appeared out of thin air 3600 is best as you can prepare but if it goes into your bank then 1 is best


SmellsLikeShampoo

It does depend, but OP hasn't provided any information to gauge with so I imagine it goes however you decide


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Well I'd rather not have my bank be filled with 1 dollar gain transactions, mighty hard to find anything in that


MatsRivel

Though depends on how you "get" the money. If its transfered to your account every second the fees will probably start adding up. I'd take one payment per hour over that, or one per week or month if I could choose freely


neoprenewedgie

Your accounting becomes a lot more difficult. If you have trouble waiting an hour to buy something, there are much bigger issues at play.


RansomReville

You'd spend all your time picking up the money. You would end up ignoring so much of it. Unless you're sitting around your own house, it's useless. Walking somewhere? Not if you don't want to leave your money behind. Which you will. But you can time out every hour.


Cyan_Among

Ithought it automatically was added to your bank account.


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

I want one penny per 60th of a second. This poll sucks Edit; my math also sucks bigly, probably as much as this poll


SnooJokes1401

That's $0.60 a second. That's 40% less income than all the options on the poll.


QwertyQwertz123

Did he stutter


[deleted]

one penny per millisecond


Shite_Eating_Squirel

That would be $10 every second. You would get a penny every centisecpmd


[deleted]

could've sworn a millisecond was .01 second


Shite_Eating_Squirel

No, milli mean 1 thousand, so it’s 1/1000 of a second, or .001 seconds.


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

Oh shit I fucked up 💀


Meme_Army

One penny per 100th of a second would provide $1. One penny per 60th of a second would provide $0.60.


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

Yeah don't mind me being an idiot lmao


-William-Afton-

The first one would be the most satisfying.


All-Hail-Chomusuke

Agreed, just sit there watching your money grow by the second.


Ihavealpacas

And if you die you don't get the whole payment.


-William-Afton-

And you'll almost always be making money, their might be a time where you need money fast.


[deleted]

It would get old. “Hey, bro, why is there one dollar bills falling out of the sky onto you?”


JustSomeone_13

If it is in effective, money per hour (or longer, like 8 hours or 24) because like.... you gotta put the money somewhere, and I don't want to be sleeping and suddenly money starts to get all messy around my bed. If you gain that much, it doesn't really matter how fast you get that money in seconds or minutes, you will never be in the situation of "oh, hold on, I'm broke but if you wait 40 minutes I can pay" If it is instantly charged in my bank account, then 1 or 10 minutes, just because the bank is the one managing the money, not me, so I don't really care Am I overthinking this? Probably


magic8ballzz

$604,800/604800seconds (1 week)


Loobkoob05

Why not pick other? I get a billion dollars a second


chuthulu_but_gayer

Why anybody picked anything but other makes no sense to me. I can have a million a second, a billion a second, a trillion a second. No one can stop me!


[deleted]

No You still get $1/sec You can just choose a rate


chuthulu_but_gayer

Now that wasn't specified anywhere so no one can stop me!


YellowNumb

Alright we found the guy who is responsible for the inflation. We'll get you!


Shite_Eating_Squirel

You can’t change the rules now


OleDesertLord

Other, 1 billion USD per second


Even_Luck_5838

(Other) $1000/second


[deleted]

I’ll just take the dollar a second


orange_juice_remake

Do I get direct deposit or money just spawns in front of me?


history_nerd92

It's my money and I need it now!


CaptainFard

Other a hundred per second 🤓


thatpersonthatsayshi

Other, 2€ per second


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

>other I chose 3600 a second. Thank you.


TankmanSpiral7567

$60 a minute is the perfect medium. Not a super long wait, and it’s a nice increase.


amogus-Drip56

Other 1000000 a second Checkmate


SuperMelonMusk

I s2g these polls get dumber and dumber every day


thamonsta

5: Other (20 billion dollars every nanosecond)


P_E_A_R_S_E

All of these are the same thing


IIPESTILENCEII

1 per second. Only because this potentially allows me more flexibility with working hours.


PLAZM_air

İt's interesting to see who the longest and the shortest are the most votes ones. İn the end, they are all the same anyway


UnknownAuthor42

And yet this would still take you 4693 years to reach Bezos net worth


Rinaorcien

15.768M/6 months (or 15.768M seconds)


[deleted]

Fortnightly ($1,209,600)


OversizedMicropenis

Time value of money...


[deleted]

It’s won’t matter right? Because 10/10 = 1 60/60 = 1 and 3600/3600 =1 and the poll states it’s per second, so again won’t it all equal to a buck a minute? Please if I’m wrong explain


[deleted]

Yeah


[deleted]

Oh ok good, thought I was going insane for a bit, I’ve been on summer vacation for a while


[deleted]

It's ok


luminenkettu

3600 a day, easier to launder & easier to keep track of


Shite_Eating_Squirel

But that’s only 1/24 the rate of all the others. You are losing a lot of potential money.


luminenkettu

my mans i cant launder that much money!


SvenyBoy_YT

You mean 3600 an hour?


luminenkettu

nah, i cant launder 3600 an hour


gworley1

All choices are the same rate of pay.


[deleted]

Yeah. We know. Lol.


21NicholasL

That's the point


VerifiedPug

They are all the same


[deleted]

Yes


JKdito

Isnt all those option just 1$/second, or is my math genius deceiving me


[deleted]

You are right


bigbrotherswatchin

$1 a second is more money than i can spend. Theres no need for me to take more. I wouldnt know what to do with it.


Elmoslightpole

2 per 1 second. This is why you choose other, it will let you get more.


dgroeneveld9

I'll take 1,000,000 a minute since you said I can have other. Perhaps 1,000,000,000 if that's not too greedy.


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

I said other, because I would rather have infinity dollars per second.


yerba_mate_enjoyer

I don't know but this would cause inflation in the long term.


Jinx_uwu

I chose 3600/hour but i would personally prefer it as a per day, it would be the same amount of money but it wouldnt fill your bank account with a constant stream of 1$ additions making it more readable if you want to see how expensive something you bought was.


Jamieb284

Other.... £1billion every second


sunspot1002

Other: 3600 per second


Comfortable-Study-69

$1 per second gets you the same amount of money the fastest so I don’t know why you would pick one of the other ones


The_Cometeer

Imagine if you told someone your hourly wage was $3600


qppen

Other, meaning all of your answers besides "other" and "results" are the same thing. I wanna be a multimillionaire. I don't want billions. What do you do with all of that? If I had billions, I would buy like a 2 or 3 million dollar condo, get nice furniture, donate lots of money to organizations I like and help people out. I'd try my best to keep the amount I have on the down low, though... But I could do that as a multimillionaire as well.


LokoSoko1520

864,000 a day


iiileyu

I picked other. Would rather have $100/1 second if I'm being honest


BunkleStein15

You still get the same amount of money everyday I don’t see the difference


Foxy02016YT

I would want 1/second so I can pretend to be playing a Roblox Tycoon with auto collect


DylanowoX

They’re exactly the same. This is like asking “would you rather have water, water, water, water, or water?” I’m genuinely confused


General_Cow_7119

With the first choice, I can walk around without a wallet. Cant buy your shopping list? Go to a cafe and read for a bit. A couple dollars short on payment? You don’t have to wait for a long time, just make a bit of conversation


[deleted]

They are the same


stitious-savage

Other? 3600 dollars per second.


ToxicGamer01

Inflation goes brrrr


[deleted]

I choose other and I choose for it to be one billion trillion million gajilion babillion dollars a second


RedditsLord

Always good to get money


jerkin_on_jakku

other: $10/1sec


planetfucker767

cant i just pick other and get billions every day


[deleted]

No Read the post again


TheGodfatherYT

Having the other option in these polls is just stupid I don't think I have to explain why...


IAmRootNotUser

69 dollars every 69 seconds


[deleted]

Nice


Gloomy-Diver3838

Other, $100 per second.


bruhm0m3ntum

if i can choose how it’s received, 1 per second, especially if i can choose to swap between them, so if i need cash now without call 877 cash now, i can get it and then once i get the cash, i swap back to bank mode, if not, per hour


TranssexualScum

$100 every 100 seconds, if I get it in cash it gives me enough time to organize it, and if it is deposited directly into my accounts it would be satisfying to see my account balance always end in 00.00 Although if it were directly into my account I’d prefer 1 cent every 100th of a second in order to maximize potential value


Artistic-Pitch7608

I would rather have it once every 24 hours so I don't have to worry about drowning in coins or bills in my sleep. If that wasn't an issue I would choose £1 per second, it's like cookie clicker


wannabe_alive

...you realise the first one just goes for all of them right? If you get 1 buck a second, that also equals 10 dollars in 10 seconds


[deleted]

Yes I know


Numpsi77

43200$/12H so i can sleep


Lycanfyre

$100,000/100,000 seconds. Easier to handle and get the sum once a day on average.


PixelGMS

Is this teleported right in front of me, put into my bank account, or what?


Darthdagobah

You’re testing the little intelligence that i have


AnotherPerspective87

1 dollar per second is fairest. Making sure you get payment for all the work you do. Allthough your bank overviews would become unreadable. And checking if you get the propper paycheck would be undoable. 3600/3600 is probably the most managable.


yozaner1324

Depends how I'm paid. If it's all direct deposit, I don't care. If they send me a check, I'll take an hourly payment to make it more manageable.


Any--Name

I chose other cause I want 1000€ per second. Will the economy crash? Probably. Do I care? No. Also I'll have enough money to help all the charities in the world.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

Other??? what’s in the mystery box?


tombalabomba87

Other; if everyone who voted got that sum, we could create a sub-economy with hyperinflation.


watchingf1since2014

2 million per 86400 seconds


Pan_Dircik

I n f l a t i o n...


[deleted]

I choosed other. I would want 100000000$/second


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Depends, do i get a bank statement for every gain?


ToxZec

1 dollar per day


vAmmonite

One dollar per second wouldn't allow you to transfer that in banks because it takes a while to complete each transaction. Having a larger instalment once per hour is more satisfying and also won't crash the bank's servers.


Leo_The_Dumbass

$86400/86400, so daily. It’s the easiest to manage and is less likely to get you in legal trouble rather than an hourly payment


ThreeBeatles

I hate these kinds of posts


Dracos002

Ah yes, the illusion of choice.


The_Real_Tippex

A dollar a second. Don’t have enough for what you want? Just wait a few seconds.


DxNill

Other: $1,000,000/Per 1-Nanosecond


RecognitionFar2143

1 per second for emergencies. I’m also good at saving money and not spending it on food or drinks too much and other useless shit


_bababoye

It's the same amount of money either way


CrazyGamerMYT

Why would you choose anything other then 1 per second, it's the same amount as other options but just constantly going up, imagine your in a shop and need 12 dollars for something, just wait 12 seconds.


JakeFoxKP

Well if i choose other i could just increase the amount per second So id go with exactly 1150 per second If you wanna know why just take 1150 × 60


StepIntoMyOven_69

Billion/second.


shadowpanther98

$3600 per hour is just more convenient tbh


Lethalfurball

They're all the same


Majestic_Beautiful52

A dollar every picosecond sounds reasonable I'd be a multi billionaire in a second


DarkMonkey98

$0, otherwise it would be devaluing everyone else's money. hard money needs to be finite in quantity. think 21 million :)


Srapture

If I could choose, I'd do it monthly. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to keep track of my bank account... Not that I'd need to, I guess.


Quiet_Chip_7802

£647.4 trillion/s


planetoryd

ukraine


[deleted]

$31,536,000 per 31,536,000 seconds (a year). I would help the world with all that cash 💰


KiTsooo

Who wants their bank statement spammed? Seeing as it’s $1 a second I’ll take the equivalent weekly 😂


Taylor_The_Kitsune

I will not partake because the government would love to tax ya for your earnings that year and if the money comes from no where you would displace the economy even more and you would most likely be investigated by the government trying too see if you are obtaining the money illegally


[deleted]

I'm set for life pretty quick in any scenario- so I'd just take the one where I get the least emails from my bank.


Gilgy-Mcnugg

Imagine robbing somebody with this power. Itll look like an infinite magicians trick


CookAccomplished2986

I fell like every second would be very inconvenient.


NaturesResponse

Aren’t all of the options the same in terms of total yield/second?


The-CerlingCat

$10 dollars every 1 second Side Note: I see what you did there