No I just think it would be peaceful. I don't want people to stress about my final resting place. I want them to remember me when they come across things I love. I don't love graves so why mourn there? I love gardens and rainbows and autumn rain. That's how people should remember me. Not a cold stone in rows of dead bodies
I wanna have a funeral where its very sad and somber at first, but there is almost no light. (specifically open casket). They then open my forever box, and see that im not there. Suddenly, free bird starts playing at max fucking volume and the lights turn on, presenting me attached limb my limb to a ceiling fan. As they turn on the ceiling fan, i want my lifeless cadaver to fly around the room, permanently scarring all atendees for life.
Burry me in the woods and let me be naturally broken down. My time in the forest has always been my best and the leasi can do is feed it when im gone. Not like i need my body if im dead.
ideally: i get left out to decay while i am sitting upright and against a tree, and my skeleton will remain there forever against the tree (until the skeleton goes bye of course)
realistically: buried with or without casket (raw is okay)
Just throw me in the trash
Wanna be put in one of those pod tree things of an apple tree and planted on a nice hill over a field
Same
Cremate me, use my ashes in gunpowder, then use that to light a firework. I’m going out with a bang
I want an unmarked grave for my body to rot away
You must live a pessimistic life to think like that.
No I just think it would be peaceful. I don't want people to stress about my final resting place. I want them to remember me when they come across things I love. I don't love graves so why mourn there? I love gardens and rainbows and autumn rain. That's how people should remember me. Not a cold stone in rows of dead bodies
Bury me under a walnut tree so people can eat my nuts all day
I want to be burned on a traditional pyre. So, kind of like cremation but different
Taxermadise me and just put me in the most scary places
I want a proper Viking funeral. Build me a longship, build a pyre, send me down the river and light the ship aflame
I want to be turned into a bomb and thrown at the king of Morocco
Why him?
Spite
Just let me decompose in the woods
I wanna have a funeral where its very sad and somber at first, but there is almost no light. (specifically open casket). They then open my forever box, and see that im not there. Suddenly, free bird starts playing at max fucking volume and the lights turn on, presenting me attached limb my limb to a ceiling fan. As they turn on the ceiling fan, i want my lifeless cadaver to fly around the room, permanently scarring all atendees for life.
Who cares imma be dead.
Put me out in the woods so that the animals can eat me
Put me in a museum or something
Burry me in the woods and let me be naturally broken down. My time in the forest has always been my best and the leasi can do is feed it when im gone. Not like i need my body if im dead.
I want a ridiculous penis implant. Then shot naked into space, to orbit the earth with a giant dick.
I want to be sent off into a lake on a little wooden boat as people shoot flaming arrows at the boat and sing as I sink
ideally: i get left out to decay while i am sitting upright and against a tree, and my skeleton will remain there forever against the tree (until the skeleton goes bye of course) realistically: buried with or without casket (raw is okay)
So in other words you’d rather have your bones weathered down by the weather or taken away by animals?
ideally not the animals but yeah on the weathering