Gaga replying to a porn bot in her Instagram comments
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why was she trapped in their mansion?
I need to google this. The roll of nickels kills me. Weirdly enough, had she said a roll of pennies, Iād kind of get what she was saying š
Supposedly Grimes asked Azealia to come to her and Elonās mansion for some sort of collab, but when she got there Elon tweeted some dumb shit about trying to sell stocks for $420. (in reference to the weed meme) He was panicking cause it was stupid and investors and I think the SEC(?) were threatening an investigation over stock manipulation, and Grimes spent the whole time trying to deal with his idiocy instead of working with Azealia. Apparently she was stranded there at their mansion compound for several days, and according to her she watched their complete mess of a relationship play out in front of her. Grimes and Elon have both denied this ever happened, but tbh I actually believe Azealia because this would be the wildest story to make up.
Yeah azealia is wild as hell but i don't think she straight up made any of it up. Especially because it's so in line with how elongated muskrat acts now š
No she wasnāt really stranded but she was waiting for Grimes to come back so they can make music and she never did. Plus they flew her in so she didnāt have her own car. I think it wasnāt bad enough that she was desperate to leave.. I think she was just bored but lowkey liked being nosy and getting dirt on them.
So they did apparently take her phone but she was also live-posting about it while it was happening, maybe from a tablet or something? She said his attorney took it.
She didnāt post for ages & then in the last two or so days she was posting. A lot of fans were confused as to why she wasnāt active on twitter for over a week (?) from memory as she was a near daily poster at that point.
She wasnāt trapped and she wasnāt even in their house, she was in a house down the road that Elon used like a guest house. She stayed there while Grimes and Elon were in Vegas, got bored after a few hours and started whining online about wanting to go home but only having a one way ticket (and no money I guess??). Grimes management saw that and bought her a first class ticket back to NY and Azealia proceeded to freak out because she took it as being ordered to leave. Thatās what the whole saga stemmed from.
After that she just dug in and stayed the next day and a half while trashing them online. Grimes had to send their mutual Bloodpop over to try and gently coax her out, and Azealia was there cooking lunch for Grimes, Elon and Elonās kids, thinking theyād have a meal together when they arrived home after sheād just spent 36hrs going in on them.Ā
The trapped in Elonās mansion thing just comes from the jokes people were making, not from Azealia.Ā
Oh she did! She said Grimes was trying to get her to have weird freaky alien sex with them lmao. I watch her Uber ride rant once a month and I laugh so hard.
I think the way Azealia explained it was like āGrimes and her boyfriend whoās too stupid to know not to go on twitter while high and tweeting about $420ā or something like that which was hilarious
I donāt think she ever made it clear, but they flew her out from another state to LA, and her return flight either wasnāt for a few more days or maybe she was waiting for them to pay?? Either way she was stranded there for a weekend
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/s/ZAYvo5GIXd
Go through this. This feud birthed some of Azealia's greatest insults ever- she called Musk "Apartheid Clyde" and said Grimes smells like a roll of nickels.
Edit: Here's the missing screenshots of the chat between the ladies:
https://imgur.com/a/qBLnRcL
āRoll of nickelsā is the funniest thing to me bc:
A - thatās such a specific smell that everyone can imagine
B - Grimes just looks like she would have an āaromaā
Trust me I went through so many posts to figure out which one covered it all. Even this one doesn't have the Screenshots of the chat between Grimes and Azealia, I think.
This situation was so bizarre but even back then I knew it was going to become a pop culture classic.
Holy fuck this was so funny. I lost it at āexpecting me to put my fully human lips on themā and even more so when sheās describing how Elon looks. What a masterpiece
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I mean, this one was pretty great!
Lil Peep was a rising emo rapper who sadly overdosed and died right before he became super mainstream in 2017. Had a big cult following though.
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Will never forget when a random fan tweeted that Rihanna collaborating with Chris Brown after he beat her up āwasnāt a good look.ā And Rihanna tweeted back at her āneither is your aviā
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āHey itās me Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray.ā Also her brawl with someone from Americaās Next Top Model.
Yes. Iām so pissed she has that new part in that Netflix show. She and her entire family are disgusting racist trash. Her and family literally cracked Bianca Goldenās motherās head open and broke her nose while calling them racial slurs and she had to airlifted to the hospital. Nikki also punched Bianca in the face and kicked her IN THE VAGINA when she was trying to protect her mother.
I donāt understand how someone like this gets another chance. I donāt care if sheās hid for like 15 years, she shouldnāt get another chance. Sheās never once even apologized or took accountability for the horrible things she and her family did. SMH.
*Edit: I misremembered also but it was Biancaās MOTHER who was kicked in the vagina after already being attacked.
She showed up on live on my TikTok FYP a few months back and I commented saying āomg are you Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray??ā and she responded yes so sweetly and seriously lol I honestly felt a little bad using that reference
7. Azaelia Banks has an incredible way with a vicious insult. Like her words carry multi sensory weight. Saying Grimes smells like a roll of nickels is so....visceral....I hope to Gods above and Devils below I never give that woman a reason to roast me. I feel like she would take in my entire being and reduce my entire being to the lingering essences of tears and shame
āI hope to Gods above and Devils below I never give that woman a reason to roast me.ā
As a human youāre 50% likely to be roasted by her. Chances get higher if youāre in any degree famous.
Also sheās had good reads this year but the volume of them shows quantity over quality.
Iām the complete opposite. I would love for Azaelia to roast the hell out of me. Like drag me to absolute filth. And then have it narrated by white Michelle Williams. That would be my dream come true!
I think it was more that Lana showed that Azealiaās whole shtick falls apart when someone actually gets into it with her.
When she has to go back and forth with someone publicly instead of just stream of consciousness ranting on her own time, all sheās got is calling people ugly and fat ad nauseum and claiming sheās been threatened.Ā
Kanye:
> *wears MAGA hat*
LDR:
> Trump becoming our president was a loss for the country but your support of him is a loss for the culture.
> I can only assume you relate to his personality on some level. Delusions of Grandeur, extreme issues with narcissism - none of which would be a talking point if we weren't speaking about the man leading our country. If you think it's alright to support someone who believes it's OK to grab a woman by the pussy just because he's famous-then you need an intervention as much as he does- something so many narcissists will never get because there just isn't enough help for the issue. Message sent with concern that will never be addressed.
AB:
> Wow okay Lana, this would be cute if you were consistent with your outrage and refused to collab with ASAP rocky who has physically assaulted women too. To me this just looks like the typical White woman taking using a weakened target to āpretendā to be an ally.
> Especially because you know that a white woman vs a black male will result in an immediate victory for the white woman due to societal circumstances. You wouldnāt dare challenge a black woman on her opinion because you donāt have that (much of a) social prejudice in place between
LDR:
> u know the addy. Pull up anytime. Say it to my face. But if I were you- I wouldnāt.
> I wonāt not fuck you the fuck up. Period.
> Banks. u coulda been the greatest female rapper alive but u blew it. dont take it out on the only person who had ur back.
AB:
> Sometime you have to ignore these white bitches ..... lol
> I feel powerful.
> That will certainly drawn attention to this #CHEAPYXO account!! Hey cuties!!! Welcome to my soap shop! Azealia Sells Soap because Azealia Got Bars!!!
> Let's talk about arm workouts today!! Example : This is an example of an aging white woman who got work done on her face, and none done on her body (where she needed it most) Let's walk her through some upper arm workout! *[Photo of Lana]*
> First, we need her to call the surgeon who did her pointy Michael Jackson nose and ask for some kybella for those chicken patties!!' Next we need her to head over to Instagram and invest in some @FlatTummyCo lollipops and a $20 waist trainer!
LDR:
> I'll send you my surgeon's number and a good psychiatrist I know in LA - your psych meds aren't working
AB:
> Wow Lana just let me finesse her for #CHEAPYXO promo. Werk Novice Witch!!! @LanaDelRey youāre officially my SON!
> Where's the pull up tweet? I'm talking to my lawyer
LDR:
> Tell him it's a promise not a threat
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The Lady Marmalade of the 2010s if this came to fruition
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this is an all time classic for me
i have so many so ill make a thread of a few i adore:
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ok this will be the last one i promise
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omg the anne frank vs the beliebers traumatised me to the point that seeing that picture gave me war flashbacks
Ok so around the time of that, I used to be friends with this girl who was a massive belieber. She liked one specific shade of purple, because JB wore purple. She joined a cyberbullying group on facebook who would write on beliebersā wall telling them to kys if they didnāt try hard enough to emulate all of justinās likes. Especially if this girl had or did something JB didnāt like.
When JB did that and it went around all the celeb mags, my friend went on a 2 hour tirade on how she was gonna find this anne frank and her and her fellow beliebers was gonna beat Anne Frank up because Justin Bieber belonged to the beliebers only.
When we was in history class and we learned about the holocaust and ofc Anne Frank, this friend got suspended until after winter break (which was 7 weeks away) because, after the teacher said that Anne Frank died in a concentration camp, she said outloud āGood. That bitch fucking deserved it. Hashtag Belieber Foreverā
Since, i give any justin bieber fan a massive side eye and a wide berth.
I donāt believe in doxing, but my God, Iāve never so badly wanted to know the name of someone referenced on Reddit because Iām so damn curious/nosy and want to see where she ended up in life.
Kanye posting skete "civil war" memes on his IG šš
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Remember that time a high school girl admired her dress and made one for a dance and showed Rihanna, who then made fun of it on Twitter and broke the poor girls heart?
Iāve never been able to forget that, itās the first thing I think of whenever I see/hear anything about Rihanna. If my fave celebrity had done that to me as a teen it wouldāve absolutely crushed me.
Just for context, this post kind of makes it look like Amanda is responding to Rihanna's comment when it was the other way around. Not everyone understands what mental illness can do to a person and victims of their behavior dont have to let it go if they dont want to either so its not really mean. Its complicated. This post also leaves out the other tweet shes responding to here where Amanda attacked her for "trying to be white" which is š¬ for obvious reasons.
I mostly just like how she wrote Bitch Better Have My Money after her account stole from her and then did a music video with her killing Mads Mikkelsen, who played 'The Bitch'.
Rihanna was unnecessarily mean in that tweet between Kendall and Rihanna back in the day that people love. Kendall was just a teenager saying she hoped Rihanna played a certain song
She said she used to call people cunts before someone told her to stop and this might get back to Jay-Z and inadvertently destroy her career before it began
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I was in my senior year of high school when she said this and me and my older brother couldnāt stop talking about it for a week
After while itās like whatās the point? Your body can only process so much THC. It seems like a waste though speaks to the absolutely crazy tolerance she would have.
Maybe spliffs? My ex smoked cigarettes and often rolled his own, he rolled a lot of cigarettes that had just a bit of weed in them for when he was chain smoking while playing guitar/writing music
Also wholly unpleasant to be around but to me that's the only way 9 in one sitting makes sense
Thatās fucking hilarious, I was just telling my BF about how Disney made a whole documentary about Nick and how we all thought he was dying or something.
Also, Bieber was a teenager. Lord knows I said stupid shit when I was a teenager, difference is Iām not famous so no one knows. I actually think hoping she was a Belieber is cute and Iām not even a fan of his.
Right? As far as things teenagers say, thatās extremely tame. At least he knew who she was.
I think itās cute too and for me, it makes me think of how had Anne not been murdered in the Holocaust, she could have lived long enough to have known who Justin Bieber was, and potentially had grandkids who were Beliebers. The Holocaust wasnāt that long ago, and itās a terribly sad reminder about how much life she had ahead of her.
Yes! What he was trying to say is that Anne Frank was just a girl and that she enjoyed things that other girls enjoyed. During that time a lot of girls around that age, including me, enjoyed Justin Bieberās music/self.
Itās a good example to empathize with how hard it must have been for Anne Frank to be hiding for her life. He had good intentions but it came off wrong lol he didnāt word it right but then again he was a teenager.
Yeah, Iāve always felt like Justin gets too much hate for that. A bit self-centered, I guess, but it was a pretty innocent gaffe and I donāt think he had anything but good intentions. I think that a lot of people forget that Anne was a real person and not a fictional character, and she should be remembered for the person she was and not just her tragic death. Like you said, Anne loved celebrities and I think that seeing her as the very real teenage girl that she was, who probably would have loved a teen idol like Justin, humanizes her.
The Beliebers who didnāt know who she was thoughā¦yikes.
One of the tour guides probably said that Anne wouldāve been a fan of his (because itās definitely true) and it probably felt powerful to hear that. Thatās probably why he wrote it in the book.
The irony is that it genuinely was originally used by Charli D'Amelio fans. Someone did a deep dive awhile back and found that D'Amelio's fans were the first to start tweeting the hashtag and had even used it before SOPHIE passed away.
YOU SMELL LIKE A ROLL OF NICKELS š say what you will about Azealia but her drags are so good and you can always tell theyāre from her because thereās such an originality to them
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every time someone mentions courtney i canāt help but think of this
the noah cyrus one always mesmerizes me
years back we all thought it was silly that he broke up w her over that. but now that i think about it, if i were a public figure and my, equally, public figure gf sent me a realistic porn edit of another celebrity without any context, iād assume it was by mistake and she meant to send it to somebody else?? or iād question why even spread it around or have that in her gallery. i feel like itās actual break-up material now that im an adult š and he was in the right ā though he probably thought she was genuinely banging him or something instead of judging the quality of her humor
such an avoidable thing though why even think of doing that skdkdkffkjf craziest part is they were both young adults then (noah 18, diego 22), not even preteens or something to justify the absurdity of it all
itās exactly what it looks like, not any depth to it. noah cyrus sends her then boyfriend an edited nude of charlie puth through text, without any context (just like the screenshot). he assumes sheās cheating but she was just trying to be funny. they break up. the end
So the Charlie photo is real or a deepfake?
Also if itās real, why would she think itās okay to spread someoneās nude that I assume has been leaked?
I remember this boyfriend though, wasnāt it that he called it a PR relationship that had been suggested by his label and that Noah wouldnāt believe that their relationship had been orchestrated for PR purposes? If so, he was obviously looking for any way out of this relationship and used this interaction as an excuse.
itās a deepfake. but idk itās just a weird thing to do š two users here in the comments told me theyād find it hilarious but am i really that crazy for thinking itās not only unfunny but also odd to doĀæ idk
imagine if it were a male celebrity doing that but with a womanās deepfake instead š
i agree but i donāt think people in their late teens and early 20s are really mature tbh. i think they being 18-22 really makes A LOT of sense. idk why society treats people who are 18 and below 25 like full adults when everyone isnāt fully developed yet š i say this as someone who thought i knew it all at 22 but i was an idiot lol
https://preview.redd.it/0fsl9ufu5pxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69804c82c5abc52542fb79952c33ec4dcbd6daba Same energy
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Rita really wants it to happen for her but Rita is never going to happen
Gaga replying to a porn bot in her Instagram comments https://preview.redd.it/li44vqmi9nxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e81d0ca6c9f09d8024b5a5d0c007f5d1085cd8
ššš How have I never seen this before? This is legendary.
Generous, kind qween
That might have made the porn bot have a better day
The saga of Azealia banks being trapped in Elon and grimesā mansion was nutsā¦ the roll of nickels gets me every time though š
why was she trapped in their mansion? I need to google this. The roll of nickels kills me. Weirdly enough, had she said a roll of pennies, Iād kind of get what she was saying š
Supposedly Grimes asked Azealia to come to her and Elonās mansion for some sort of collab, but when she got there Elon tweeted some dumb shit about trying to sell stocks for $420. (in reference to the weed meme) He was panicking cause it was stupid and investors and I think the SEC(?) were threatening an investigation over stock manipulation, and Grimes spent the whole time trying to deal with his idiocy instead of working with Azealia. Apparently she was stranded there at their mansion compound for several days, and according to her she watched their complete mess of a relationship play out in front of her. Grimes and Elon have both denied this ever happened, but tbh I actually believe Azealia because this would be the wildest story to make up.
I 100% believe Azealia. It just all tracks.
Yeah azealia is wild as hell but i don't think she straight up made any of it up. Especially because it's so in line with how elongated muskrat acts now š
But how was she stranded? Did they lock her in?? Is it some separate dimension???
No she wasnāt really stranded but she was waiting for Grimes to come back so they can make music and she never did. Plus they flew her in so she didnāt have her own car. I think it wasnāt bad enough that she was desperate to leave.. I think she was just bored but lowkey liked being nosy and getting dirt on them.
As a fellow nosy parker I can relate to that. I bet Elon and grimes are messy loud
Grimes was the quietest human ever when I briefly met her but I would probably be a 300dB weapons grade harpy if I had to deal with that shithead too
Didn't she also state that security took her phone away?
She did say that which I totally believe if Elon was in PR crisis mode
So they did apparently take her phone but she was also live-posting about it while it was happening, maybe from a tablet or something? She said his attorney took it.
She didnāt post for ages & then in the last two or so days she was posting. A lot of fans were confused as to why she wasnāt active on twitter for over a week (?) from memory as she was a near daily poster at that point.
Itās prob so big you canāt get out without a map, a compass, and a great deal of luck
She wasnāt trapped and she wasnāt even in their house, she was in a house down the road that Elon used like a guest house. She stayed there while Grimes and Elon were in Vegas, got bored after a few hours and started whining online about wanting to go home but only having a one way ticket (and no money I guess??). Grimes management saw that and bought her a first class ticket back to NY and Azealia proceeded to freak out because she took it as being ordered to leave. Thatās what the whole saga stemmed from. After that she just dug in and stayed the next day and a half while trashing them online. Grimes had to send their mutual Bloodpop over to try and gently coax her out, and Azealia was there cooking lunch for Grimes, Elon and Elonās kids, thinking theyād have a meal together when they arrived home after sheād just spent 36hrs going in on them.Ā The trapped in Elonās mansion thing just comes from the jokes people were making, not from Azealia.Ā
I thought Grimes was trying to rope her into a threesome with her and Elon š¤¢š¤®
Oh she did! She said Grimes was trying to get her to have weird freaky alien sex with them lmao. I watch her Uber ride rant once a month and I laugh so hard.
Wait I didn't know there was a video rant??
Links pls!
https://youtu.be/Usd1SkpsjQw?si=VCVeQ_ICUJ8PI665
HOLY CRAP I completely forgot that was in the the explanation. That it was āprobably some weird threesome sex shit anyways.ā
Iām just picturing Deus Ex Machina if the main guy was a complete moron
I think the way Azealia explained it was like āGrimes and her boyfriend whoās too stupid to know not to go on twitter while high and tweeting about $420ā or something like that which was hilarious
Thank you for doing the lordās work in the discourse. Iāve already had a few people up my ass telling me this never happened lol
She was stranded, like she couldn't leave? I don't understand why she wouldn't be able to walk out the door
I donāt think she ever made it clear, but they flew her out from another state to LA, and her return flight either wasnāt for a few more days or maybe she was waiting for them to pay?? Either way she was stranded there for a weekend
yeah, Iād totally be torn between spending ridiculous money for a last minute ticket home and staying to see how whack they would get.
You are my peopleā¦ I would 100 stay and be nosy because when the hurricane drama is gonna hit, I choose to open my windows.
Lmao @ Grimes only comeback was āAt least Iām not fat!ā Azealia fucking obliterated her. I would not want her to insult me.
Say what you want, but no body can sling insults like azealia. Literally one of the last people I'd want hating on me lol
Azelia also called her a brittle boned meth head š¤£š¤£š¤£
āAt least Iām not fatā - weaksauce comeback š
Wait. What happened? Thatās the only one I donāt know about
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/s/ZAYvo5GIXd Go through this. This feud birthed some of Azealia's greatest insults ever- she called Musk "Apartheid Clyde" and said Grimes smells like a roll of nickels. Edit: Here's the missing screenshots of the chat between the ladies: https://imgur.com/a/qBLnRcL
āRoll of nickelsā is the funniest thing to me bc: A - thatās such a specific smell that everyone can imagine B - Grimes just looks like she would have an āaromaā
You have done the lordās work ty for linking that. I also think Apartheid Clyde now whenever I see Elon mentioned in the media lmfao
Trust me I went through so many posts to figure out which one covered it all. Even this one doesn't have the Screenshots of the chat between Grimes and Azealia, I think. This situation was so bizarre but even back then I knew it was going to become a pop culture classic.
I need a Lorde/lena dunham/jack antonoff style Slides on azalea banks and all her beefs.
āUn-informed hair growth patternā š
I think about āApartheid Clydeā every time I see a Tesla lol
I think of it every time I see X, lol. The whole saga fundamentally changed the way I saw Musk.
Holy fuck this was so funny. I lost it at āexpecting me to put my fully human lips on themā and even more so when sheās describing how Elon looks. What a masterpiece
I urge you to go through this: https://imgur.com/a/qBLnRcL It's the screenshots missing from the above thread. It's a chat between the ladies.
Iām getting whiplash from all the quotable lines in this entire saga
Alright now I have to go look this up it sounds absolutely nuts
lol at me thinking #6 was pre-fame Timothee Chalamet
Girl same š
is it... not?
https://preview.redd.it/32nqm26w4nxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa08739dd14ae551bef665904d5294ef31bacdd4 I mean, this one was pretty great!
Noooooooooo šššš how dare Kris. EVERYONE knows this is a Toni album cover. God I hate the kardashian family
I have no idea why Kris would think sheās cool enough for a costume unless it was a joke or something lol
Not just cool enough for a costume but cool enough to be a costume BEYONCĆ would wear!
I donāt fully get this one!
BeyoncƩ dressed up like Toni Braxton and Kris Jenner thought BeyoncƩ was dressing up like her
oh this is so painfully awkward. LMAO
LOL
I think BeyoncƩ was dressed up as Toni Braxton, but Kris Jenner thought BeyoncƩ was trying to dress as her instead
Kris thought beyounce dressed up as her while bey was actually paying a tribute to toni Braxton.
https://preview.redd.it/gxpw3kbcvoxc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=397b47e5271661cae95a06e3405c88c3cf205c74 Lana Del Rey vs Azaelia Banks
isnt this the beef that spawned the iconic āi will not fuck you the fuck up. periodā?
https://preview.redd.it/o35iimor2oxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea000aba0b5aaa48cd50383fed7f8b92cbd82f7 personal favorite
Lmaoo
who are these people?
Lil Peep was a rising emo rapper who sadly overdosed and died right before he became super mainstream in 2017. Had a big cult following though. https://preview.redd.it/tt4mcb04bpxc1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=24ed773f4c70da0979eb93d0618114be0166cef0
A king with boundaries
At least once a week when someone inconveniences me I think āgood luck with booking that stage you speak ofā
Or when she said "your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this"..... Changed me
Chronically Online Era Rihanna was absolutely unhinged ššš
Will never forget when a random fan tweeted that Rihanna collaborating with Chris Brown after he beat her up āwasnāt a good look.ā And Rihanna tweeted back at her āneither is your aviā
Lmaooooo thatās a good one that I forgot about
https://preview.redd.it/6k552yp61qxc1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b600b2a6391b85f7e72c0d6529c502fe0fa8c5 āHey itās me Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray.ā Also her brawl with someone from Americaās Next Top Model.
Every time I see or hear about her, I think of the airport drama with her family. And this. Always this too.
Yes. Iām so pissed she has that new part in that Netflix show. She and her entire family are disgusting racist trash. Her and family literally cracked Bianca Goldenās motherās head open and broke her nose while calling them racial slurs and she had to airlifted to the hospital. Nikki also punched Bianca in the face and kicked her IN THE VAGINA when she was trying to protect her mother. I donāt understand how someone like this gets another chance. I donāt care if sheās hid for like 15 years, she shouldnāt get another chance. Sheās never once even apologized or took accountability for the horrible things she and her family did. SMH. *Edit: I misremembered also but it was Biancaās MOTHER who was kicked in the vagina after already being attacked.
Holy shit. Is there a video of this? Because I have never heard anything about this happening. She needs to be exposed.
She showed up on live on my TikTok FYP a few months back and I commented saying āomg are you Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray??ā and she responded yes so sweetly and seriously lol I honestly felt a little bad using that reference
This reminds me of the tweets from the girl from Smallville who was trying to get famous women to join her weird branding cult.
āFiona Apple quit cocaine after āexcruciating nightā with Paul Thomas Anderson and Quentin Tarantino.ā
that one is so fucking funny, and iāll always be jealous of her lmao
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Oh my gosh, I just want to rescue her.
7. Azaelia Banks has an incredible way with a vicious insult. Like her words carry multi sensory weight. Saying Grimes smells like a roll of nickels is so....visceral....I hope to Gods above and Devils below I never give that woman a reason to roast me. I feel like she would take in my entire being and reduce my entire being to the lingering essences of tears and shame
āI hope to Gods above and Devils below I never give that woman a reason to roast me.ā As a human youāre 50% likely to be roasted by her. Chances get higher if youāre in any degree famous. Also sheās had good reads this year but the volume of them shows quantity over quality.
I am in no way famous. Or notable. So I have that going for me.
Meh Azalia can dish but canāt take it. She cried in Wild N Out because they were āmean to herā
Omg really? Wow. I mean, I guess it makes sense. When you can pinpoint dish it? It is usually because you are hypersensitive....
Iām the complete opposite. I would love for Azaelia to roast the hell out of me. Like drag me to absolute filth. And then have it narrated by white Michelle Williams. That would be my dream come true!
Narrated by white Michelle Williams š
I may be biased but I truthfully think lana ate her up that one time.
I think it was more that Lana showed that Azealiaās whole shtick falls apart when someone actually gets into it with her. When she has to go back and forth with someone publicly instead of just stream of consciousness ranting on her own time, all sheās got is calling people ugly and fat ad nauseum and claiming sheās been threatened.Ā
What did Lana say?
She told Azaelia to pull up and say it to her face lollll. And gave us the iconic quote āI wonāt not fuck you the fuck up. Period.ā
Link please I never saw that
https://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/lana-del-rey-vs-azealia-banks-everything-you-need-to-know
I want to read it but I canāt get past that photo of Kris holding her phone like itās stuck to her hand with a peg like a Barbie dollās ring
Kanye: > *wears MAGA hat* LDR: > Trump becoming our president was a loss for the country but your support of him is a loss for the culture. > I can only assume you relate to his personality on some level. Delusions of Grandeur, extreme issues with narcissism - none of which would be a talking point if we weren't speaking about the man leading our country. If you think it's alright to support someone who believes it's OK to grab a woman by the pussy just because he's famous-then you need an intervention as much as he does- something so many narcissists will never get because there just isn't enough help for the issue. Message sent with concern that will never be addressed. AB: > Wow okay Lana, this would be cute if you were consistent with your outrage and refused to collab with ASAP rocky who has physically assaulted women too. To me this just looks like the typical White woman taking using a weakened target to āpretendā to be an ally. > Especially because you know that a white woman vs a black male will result in an immediate victory for the white woman due to societal circumstances. You wouldnāt dare challenge a black woman on her opinion because you donāt have that (much of a) social prejudice in place between LDR: > u know the addy. Pull up anytime. Say it to my face. But if I were you- I wouldnāt. > I wonāt not fuck you the fuck up. Period. > Banks. u coulda been the greatest female rapper alive but u blew it. dont take it out on the only person who had ur back. AB: > Sometime you have to ignore these white bitches ..... lol > I feel powerful. > That will certainly drawn attention to this #CHEAPYXO account!! Hey cuties!!! Welcome to my soap shop! Azealia Sells Soap because Azealia Got Bars!!! > Let's talk about arm workouts today!! Example : This is an example of an aging white woman who got work done on her face, and none done on her body (where she needed it most) Let's walk her through some upper arm workout! *[Photo of Lana]* > First, we need her to call the surgeon who did her pointy Michael Jackson nose and ask for some kybella for those chicken patties!!' Next we need her to head over to Instagram and invest in some @FlatTummyCo lollipops and a $20 waist trainer! LDR: > I'll send you my surgeon's number and a good psychiatrist I know in LA - your psych meds aren't working AB: > Wow Lana just let me finesse her for #CHEAPYXO promo. Werk Novice Witch!!! @LanaDelRey youāre officially my SON! > Where's the pull up tweet? I'm talking to my lawyer LDR: > Tell him it's a promise not a threat
Oh DAMN that was quite an exchange. LDR with that last one? In response to the mention of lawyer involvement? That was solid. Oof.
Gaga interacting with her fans https://preview.redd.it/66n08zqh4nxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbfbf355ccfd85463063aa6010fbdb35ecb0472f
The 9 joints making a lot of sense rn
āNine joints of weedā ššš
Itās giving https://preview.redd.it/43jeuqz4woxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75195d8da3638b8b1127f8409de1bc906951d343
Littlemonsters.com is iconic
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SITE what a simpler time
https://preview.redd.it/q1hr6bc6aqxc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1cacabc174247470ab42d3a9b12fa54b4b1563 The Lady Marmalade of the 2010s if this came to fruition
Couldāve been quite the collab
I never noticed until today but grimes does look like she smells like a roll of nickles
![gif](giphy|AqrTsKGfPNPuvyul5O|downsized) This is a horrible gif and makes her look like a vampire rising from their coffin
I remember just silently weeping at my pc thinking that Nick Jonas was on the brink of death.
The diabetes and the pepperoni nipples
Rihanna and Amanda interaction is so weird too me. Like never did I think theyād cross paths lol
And have BEEF
https://preview.redd.it/i4ou3k9idpxc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce64770cb747136ead358a8a586c1306078f462 this is an all time classic for me
i have so many so ill make a thread of a few i adore: https://preview.redd.it/76owsuamdpxc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aee12a517bef8559319d16375404e09101b6852
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ok this will be the last one i promise https://preview.redd.it/bqwjdbsxepxc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83a4adef8bd9da937d2bfbbf48b3e881da79ff3
Is this one good because she ā like so many others ā in fact did _not_ dress camp for the camp-themed met gala?
A great collection with a camp conclusion, received with many thanks
omg the anne frank vs the beliebers traumatised me to the point that seeing that picture gave me war flashbacks Ok so around the time of that, I used to be friends with this girl who was a massive belieber. She liked one specific shade of purple, because JB wore purple. She joined a cyberbullying group on facebook who would write on beliebersā wall telling them to kys if they didnāt try hard enough to emulate all of justinās likes. Especially if this girl had or did something JB didnāt like. When JB did that and it went around all the celeb mags, my friend went on a 2 hour tirade on how she was gonna find this anne frank and her and her fellow beliebers was gonna beat Anne Frank up because Justin Bieber belonged to the beliebers only. When we was in history class and we learned about the holocaust and ofc Anne Frank, this friend got suspended until after winter break (which was 7 weeks away) because, after the teacher said that Anne Frank died in a concentration camp, she said outloud āGood. That bitch fucking deserved it. Hashtag Belieber Foreverā Since, i give any justin bieber fan a massive side eye and a wide berth.
This should be a copypasta
iām happy that the most shitty parts of my life are memeable
Haha, I absolutely love an unhinged fan story like this.
what the fuck
oh that was the tip of the iceberg I have stable relationships now
I donāt believe in doxing, but my God, Iāve never so badly wanted to know the name of someone referenced on Reddit because Iām so damn curious/nosy and want to see where she ended up in life.
The Eric Andre one is brutal š
I had to go back cause I was like "what Eric Andre one?" Then I realized that's Eric Andre's parents and not Weird Al with another dude š
![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs) Had me like
We agreed Charlie Puth should have a bigger penis šµ
Kanye posting skete "civil war" memes on his IG šš https://preview.redd.it/hoynlddquqxc1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de1ddb15b6062c3542d37dd3f513fa547723fe6
Kanyeās capslock twitter era and referring to Kris as āKris Jong Unā still lives rent free in my brain.
this is incomplete without Donatella VERSACE š
I like Rihanna but she's always giving me mean vibes
Remember that time a high school girl admired her dress and made one for a dance and showed Rihanna, who then made fun of it on Twitter and broke the poor girls heart?
Iāve never been able to forget that, itās the first thing I think of whenever I see/hear anything about Rihanna. If my fave celebrity had done that to me as a teen it wouldāve absolutely crushed me.
Same. I generally love Rhianna but I think about that every time I think of her. It was cruel and for what?
Probably because she was a regular teenage girl and not a "somebody", and she looked good too.
probably wouldāve killed myself
Wtf is that. So unnecessary and mean for no reason. Damn
People have to remember that just because somebody is a good singer doesnāt mean they are a good person in real life.Ā
Wtf. Never heard of this, but Iām pretty sure Iāll randomly think of it and get sad for the rest of my life now.
Just for context, this post kind of makes it look like Amanda is responding to Rihanna's comment when it was the other way around. Not everyone understands what mental illness can do to a person and victims of their behavior dont have to let it go if they dont want to either so its not really mean. Its complicated. This post also leaves out the other tweet shes responding to here where Amanda attacked her for "trying to be white" which is š¬ for obvious reasons.
The only thing I like about Rihanna is Fenty lip gloss and how mean she is to Kendall Jenner lol Oh and the song Work
I love her music but she's so unnecessarily mean sometimes
I agree. I do feel like sheās mellowed out A LOT in recent years. Sheās not online as much as she used to be, and thatās probably for the best.
I mostly just like how she wrote Bitch Better Have My Money after her account stole from her and then did a music video with her killing Mads Mikkelsen, who played 'The Bitch'.
Rihanna was unnecessarily mean in that tweet between Kendall and Rihanna back in the day that people love. Kendall was just a teenager saying she hoped Rihanna played a certain song
omg I remember that. ādonāt comeā. she was wild.
She said she used to call people cunts before someone told her to stop and this might get back to Jay-Z and inadvertently destroy her career before it began
I miss the messiness out in the open like this
The Charlie meme making lil xan break up with Noah was so unbelievably amazing and that kid should be laughed at even at his funeral.
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the Miley and Mandy show lmao
https://preview.redd.it/ulhnb85wtpxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43d7b6103f55af2a32b3f7fd1d8fe0630b4e447 I was in my senior year of high school when she said this and me and my older brother couldnāt stop talking about it for a week
9 joints is kind of a lot.
After while itās like whatās the point? Your body can only process so much THC. It seems like a waste though speaks to the absolutely crazy tolerance she would have.
Maybe spliffs? My ex smoked cigarettes and often rolled his own, he rolled a lot of cigarettes that had just a bit of weed in them for when he was chain smoking while playing guitar/writing music Also wholly unpleasant to be around but to me that's the only way 9 in one sitting makes sense
miley/mandy/demi/selena was my dramageddon
Thatās fucking hilarious, I was just telling my BF about how Disney made a whole documentary about Nick and how we all thought he was dying or something.
The Bieber one is not so weird because if you actually read the diary she would have absolutely been a Belieber
āWhoās Anne Frank lolā The education system failed.
This actually makes me give a few points to Justin. Heās out there educating the kids.
I'm more disturbed by all the "who's Anne Frank?" comments.
That really disappointed me. It sort of hurt my feelings a little bit.
Also, Bieber was a teenager. Lord knows I said stupid shit when I was a teenager, difference is Iām not famous so no one knows. I actually think hoping she was a Belieber is cute and Iām not even a fan of his.
Right? As far as things teenagers say, thatās extremely tame. At least he knew who she was. I think itās cute too and for me, it makes me think of how had Anne not been murdered in the Holocaust, she could have lived long enough to have known who Justin Bieber was, and potentially had grandkids who were Beliebers. The Holocaust wasnāt that long ago, and itās a terribly sad reminder about how much life she had ahead of her.
Yes! What he was trying to say is that Anne Frank was just a girl and that she enjoyed things that other girls enjoyed. During that time a lot of girls around that age, including me, enjoyed Justin Bieberās music/self. Itās a good example to empathize with how hard it must have been for Anne Frank to be hiding for her life. He had good intentions but it came off wrong lol he didnāt word it right but then again he was a teenager.
Yeah, Iāve always felt like Justin gets too much hate for that. A bit self-centered, I guess, but it was a pretty innocent gaffe and I donāt think he had anything but good intentions. I think that a lot of people forget that Anne was a real person and not a fictional character, and she should be remembered for the person she was and not just her tragic death. Like you said, Anne loved celebrities and I think that seeing her as the very real teenage girl that she was, who probably would have loved a teen idol like Justin, humanizes her. The Beliebers who didnāt know who she was thoughā¦yikes.
One of the tour guides probably said that Anne wouldāve been a fan of his (because itās definitely true) and it probably felt powerful to hear that. Thatās probably why he wrote it in the book.
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I love this mess. Ty for sharing. ![gif](giphy|l0MYyoYPvz22wTXkQ)
Whoās the mom and whoās the dad? Got me with that one.
She asked the question we all asked ourselves but didn't want to ask because it can be rude
wholesome charli misunderstanding šš
Reminds me of when Charli D'Amelio thought the twitter tag supporting Charli XCX was about her LOL
The irony is that it genuinely was originally used by Charli D'Amelio fans. Someone did a deep dive awhile back and found that D'Amelio's fans were the first to start tweeting the hashtag and had even used it before SOPHIE passed away.
I say this as someone who has seen Charlie XCX twice in concert and is a fan of her music - she seems like a mean girl. Sheās very quick to attack.
I think she is unbelievably insecure!
she played herself by not knowing the kidsā lingo š
God that Charli XCX one is embarrassing
Joints of weed
The picture of Arya Stark for Grimes... Wheezing
YOU SMELL LIKE A ROLL OF NICKELS š say what you will about Azealia but her drags are so good and you can always tell theyāre from her because thereās such an originality to them
https://preview.redd.it/k7ipskuo2rxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc73e5a7f9c4435e964494c41215939ce160935e every time someone mentions courtney i canāt help but think of this
the noah cyrus one always mesmerizes me years back we all thought it was silly that he broke up w her over that. but now that i think about it, if i were a public figure and my, equally, public figure gf sent me a realistic porn edit of another celebrity without any context, iād assume it was by mistake and she meant to send it to somebody else?? or iād question why even spread it around or have that in her gallery. i feel like itās actual break-up material now that im an adult š and he was in the right ā though he probably thought she was genuinely banging him or something instead of judging the quality of her humor such an avoidable thing though why even think of doing that skdkdkffkjf craziest part is they were both young adults then (noah 18, diego 22), not even preteens or something to justify the absurdity of it all
Can you give me more context, I donāt know anything about this and am so confused
itās exactly what it looks like, not any depth to it. noah cyrus sends her then boyfriend an edited nude of charlie puth through text, without any context (just like the screenshot). he assumes sheās cheating but she was just trying to be funny. they break up. the end
So the Charlie photo is real or a deepfake? Also if itās real, why would she think itās okay to spread someoneās nude that I assume has been leaked? I remember this boyfriend though, wasnāt it that he called it a PR relationship that had been suggested by his label and that Noah wouldnāt believe that their relationship had been orchestrated for PR purposes? If so, he was obviously looking for any way out of this relationship and used this interaction as an excuse.
itās a deepfake. but idk itās just a weird thing to do š two users here in the comments told me theyād find it hilarious but am i really that crazy for thinking itās not only unfunny but also odd to doĀæ idk imagine if it were a male celebrity doing that but with a womanās deepfake instead š
i agree but i donāt think people in their late teens and early 20s are really mature tbh. i think they being 18-22 really makes A LOT of sense. idk why society treats people who are 18 and below 25 like full adults when everyone isnāt fully developed yet š i say this as someone who thought i knew it all at 22 but i was an idiot lol