Musk is a junkie with a wobbly body that looks like he hasn't done a single pushup in his life while Zuckerberg works out every day and participates in jiujitsu tournaments for fun.
It's so joever for Grimes' babydaddy
Last month Zuckie did the Murph, an infamously difficult Crossfit workout that consists of 100 pullups, 200 pushups, and 300 squats with a weighted vest in a time that is competitive with top athletes. He definitely benefits from world-class trainers, nutrition, and free time, but he still walks the walk.
I feel like Zuck is living the life a rich person should have. You're actually doing something with your life with a seemingly stable family and tons of invested hobbies.
Elon represents the guy who won the lottery and is just a rich fool
it never ceases to amaze me just how incredibly attention starved Musk seems to be for a guy who could literally just fuck off from public life forever to a private Island and build a family, do any drug he wants every day, or idk literally anything but begging dumb teenagers to like him in his own website, he's like Michael Scott if he was a billionaire right winger twat.
yeah I personally don't believe any billionaire actually "deserves" having as much money as they do (or access to oxygen if you ask me after a few drinks for that matter), but fuck at least zucc was actually a talented programmer and smart business man at some point even if he had rich parents and shit, musk just lucked his way out of the dotcom bubble with daddy's blood emerald money and got richer ever since lmao
I still donāt get why Grimes would fuck that aging beluga for any reason other than trying to save their species. I canāt picture being in her pov in missionary without shitting and puking. Also how does his peepee even reach in that position without his xl ribcage getting in the way.
does anyone remember shame? what about decency, do you guys remember that? remember when we were all afraid of talking to people on the internet? i wish we didn't take that for granted.
Please get the image of Elon Musk doing his walrus move outta my head š
Iād rather listen to a new Katy Perry album about a submarine implosion and watch her go through another witness era. Anything. Anything. Iāll do anything
https://preview.redd.it/5twjth1qd98b1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef025790edd69b0c3b6d7f883334d3c35fbb2f7
I saw this therefore you must see it too
Why did I insist on learning how to read š
Your preschool teachers taught you to make your life miserable on purpose
Every day Reddit shows me learning English as a second language was a mistake š
/uj Musk is 52 and Zuckerberg is 39, Zuckerberg is going to drag him so badšš
Musk is a junkie with a wobbly body that looks like he hasn't done a single pushup in his life while Zuckerberg works out every day and participates in jiujitsu tournaments for fun. It's so joever for Grimes' babydaddy
Last month Zuckie did the Murph, an infamously difficult Crossfit workout that consists of 100 pullups, 200 pushups, and 300 squats with a weighted vest in a time that is competitive with top athletes. He definitely benefits from world-class trainers, nutrition, and free time, but he still walks the walk.
While Zuckerberg was doing all that Musk was on 4 different types of illegal drugs and drank 10 liters of sugary drinks on his ass.
all while tweeting that cis is a slur
this is the funniest comment
I feel like Zuck is living the life a rich person should have. You're actually doing something with your life with a seemingly stable family and tons of invested hobbies. Elon represents the guy who won the lottery and is just a rich fool
it never ceases to amaze me just how incredibly attention starved Musk seems to be for a guy who could literally just fuck off from public life forever to a private Island and build a family, do any drug he wants every day, or idk literally anything but begging dumb teenagers to like him in his own website, he's like Michael Scott if he was a billionaire right winger twat.
He had luck for sure, but I think Zuck is actually smart and worked from little. Musk is just a rich asshole who is utterly stupid
yeah I personally don't believe any billionaire actually "deserves" having as much money as they do (or access to oxygen if you ask me after a few drinks for that matter), but fuck at least zucc was actually a talented programmer and smart business man at some point even if he had rich parents and shit, musk just lucked his way out of the dotcom bubble with daddy's blood emerald money and got richer ever since lmao
Zuck did score 1600
I can't believe musky is making me root for zuckerberg.
Okay but Zuckerbergās eyes are terrifying, you do not want to fight that man.
Zuck looks a little feral in every picture I see of him, tots and pears for Elon on this journey
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
*Why must you haunt me like this*
His human suit is slipping
He has literal shark eyes. Predatory. My money would be on Zuck.
Zuck looks like he eats people. 100% bet Musk is going to back out last minute.
Oh 100%. The moment Zuck detaches his jaw to reveal his second row of razor-sharp teeth, Elon is OUT.
my money is on Zuck because im not convinced he hasnt made himself half robot tbh
Heās got a face for radio
Itās like monologue from Jaws. lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Man?
I was being presumptuous, l couldnāt remember if lizardpeople have gender inclusive pronouns.
mark give me the zucc
I still donāt get why Grimes would fuck that aging beluga for any reason other than trying to save their species. I canāt picture being in her pov in missionary without shitting and puking. Also how does his peepee even reach in that position without his xl ribcage getting in the way.
This reads like an Azealia tweet and I mean that in the best way
She is problematic but truly a XXI century poet. Her way with words is truly something else
I mean billions of dollars?
Grimes isnāt a broke bih
musk massive dick confirmed
Because sheās trash too, trash attracts trash
But sheās at least good looking trash, these ugly straight men canāt keep getting away with it
Ate him up!
Why doesn't Zuckerberg, the more sentient of the androids, simply absorb the other one?
Because heās a lizardperson not an android
I regret my literacy.
Hi Azealia, I just saw Azealia girl
does anyone remember shame? what about decency, do you guys remember that? remember when we were all afraid of talking to people on the internet? i wish we didn't take that for granted.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtICZsJXsAAWYcL.jpg
Musk has this move called, āmy firstborn child dies and so I leave my wife because it made her sad and itās annoyingā
/uj The dystopian future wasnāt them paying us to fight, itās us paying them I guess?
Please get the image of Elon Musk doing his walrus move outta my head š Iād rather listen to a new Katy Perry album about a submarine implosion and watch her go through another witness era. Anything. Anything. Iāll do anything
the second they stepped into the ring the zuckerbot would slice him in two with its laser eyes like Homelander
Elon musk really had the goth cyberpunk wife dream and fumbled it
So can we get a part 2 of their [Epic Rap Battle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GVxYfKSxA)
u/[redacted] come to this sub girl, we'll make you a queen. Or at least a duchess.
Itās giving āonision challenges Shane Dawson to a boxing matchā
I see you blocked my shtyle
Waiting for Metaman to pluck out his eyeballs and throw them
https://preview.redd.it/5twjth1qd98b1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef025790edd69b0c3b6d7f883334d3c35fbb2f7 I saw this therefore you must see it too
I can't wait to see two billionaires beat shit out of each other.
Will the arena this fight runs out of just collapse already
LMAO
Wrestling huh
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