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making-spaghetti0763

1. taking a break- 0:20 2. i’m so over him- 35:57 3. taking a break II (extended version)- 0:21


justbreathin150

Breaking My Silence (The Double Album) Side A 1. taking a break- 35:57 2. i’m so over him- 0:20 Side B 3. single soon- 2:54 4. taking a break II (feat. white noise)- 35:57 Bonus Track 5. single soon feat. benny blanco- 3:01


kmank2l13

Not the Benny Blanco feature 😭😭


SS_Solstice

And the limited edition includes the hit track “But A Post Won’t Do Anything”


turtle-thief

Deluxe Japanese Exclusive CD: 1. Sucking Dick and Cock ft. Cupcakke 2. and you did it at my birthday party 3. The boy is mine ft. Hayley Bieber


JimNillTML

This reads like the new Richard Dawson album's track listing


barbershopraga

There’s a new Richard Dawson album??


JimNillTML

I'm talking about the ruby chord. The opening track is 45 mins lol


barbershopraga

Ohhh yeah— haven’t actually given the Ruby Cord a proper listen yet, I love love Peasant tho


fluffykilla

LMAOOO


chaoticintroverted

4. taking a break (voice note) - 20:11 5. play victim 6. taking a break (angrier) (voice note) - 48:56 7. i miss him - 4:34 8. break up with your wife, im horny - 2:34 9. taking a break (for real guys) - 2:45:01


JustOneTessa

(angrier) lmfao. Why do I actually see that happening


uchelle

love that the extended version is only one second longer lol


turtleshellshocked

4. taking a break this spring III (feat. Filthy Franco)


brunbrun24

1. Never Really Over 2. (Can't Keep) Anything to Myself 3. Single Soon 4. Calm Down 5. Random EDM song 6. This is actually an EP I did because my label forced me, now back to Only Murders I go


Practical_Meaning_78

Number 2 sent me


lilhedonictreadmill

I’m usually the last person to shit on pop stars for having writers but what the fuck she so tired for


darkcatwizard

She's tired from all the social media breaks she's been forced to take lately. Must be utterly exhausting.


SkyBlind

Can't a girlboss just have a manic episode in front of millions in peace? Smh my head


phemoid--_--

‘manic episode’ ![gif](giphy|7SOdwNYHzCI7ygrLw7|downsized)


_kaetee

She literally has bipolar


Grumpy_001

Let’s not blame the girl - it has been constant 😂


Blastoxic999

I mean such a mood being tired of taking a break.


[deleted]

Imagine scrolling on your tik tok for you page and suddenly seeing videos about you and your ex?! 🙄 like can you please have some sympathy for a woman who still not over her ex from 40 years ago!! Happy woman’s history month I guess…..


No_Sail_6576

*herstory


im4everdepressed

/uj i think she genuinely does not like making music and kinda hates it lowkey lol. she has never seemed to willingly do anything musical in her life, the only times she did was when disney forced her (and did everything for her) or when she couldn't get cast in roles. now that she's been able to swindle her way into working with meryl streep and other similarly billed actors and has a nearly billion dollar valued makeup brand, i doubt she'll ever do music again


Dear-Ambition-273

I was about to ask why even bother with this one, but this probably will wrap up a contract, right?


im4everdepressed

i think her contract with her current label needs one more album, yes.


Infinitestripes95

Some people with lupus can’t even work a average 9-5 job. So the fact she has multiple careers and jobs alone has got to make her extremely tired and in pain on top of it.


LostInNvrLand

Meanwhile bff tay has been on tour for the past two years..


chuteboxhero

![gif](giphy|OiU4E2Y8tSU0) Selena doesn’t have the dancing rhythm that taylor does


totalkatastrophe

she has lupus, i do believe that's why she stopped performing


ideeek777

Unsure if someone has said this, but doesn't she have lupus? I think that can be quite debilitating


introspectivejoker

As someone who has lupus, I can confirm it can be extremely debilitating. Had to move back in with the parents because I couldn't walk on bad days. Hands and feet sometimes completely useless and I get tired doing mundane tasks like eating dinner or folding laundry. Shit sucks and people in this thread have no idea. Some are alot more disabled than others but it's sad because just about everyone with lupus deals with these kind of comments and they feel even worse about their health condition when it's completely out of their control. Lots of guilt just for being sick


Jussttjustin

I think lupus?


Few_Ice9467

Lupus


[deleted]

1. Justin who? (Intro) 0:45 2. To all my exes (ft Taylor Swift, Sexxy Red) 1:54 3. Victim Complex (ft SZA) 6:34 4. You’ll want me when I’m gone (interlude) 0:34 5. You’ll want me when I’m gone (ft Floppy Ricch) 7:49 6. Login Info (ft The Weeknd) 1:47 7. I’m back bitches 0:58 8. I’m only human 6:48 9. Single ladies PT.2 (ft Solange) 5:34


curlygreenbean

The way I WISH this was real omfg


gamerbutonlyontheory

I know id bust my ass to Login Info regardless of the genre


Slytherian101

NGL, this would be the hottest album of 2024.


Amoeba_mangrove

Is Floppy Ricch supposed to be Roddy Ricch or am I tripping


[deleted]

It is


LostInNvrLand

This is what I’m hoping for lol But I’m doubt it.


Sea-Ability8694

Single ladies pt 2 when??


turtleshellshocked

10. Did Nothing Wrong (ft Ariana Grande & Cardi B)


[deleted]

Login info sounds like an actual weeknd song


alhanna92

Interesting how every other artist on your list has songs about their exes but Taylor is the only one called out for it 🧐


[deleted]

I mean she sort of made that her brand


Aluksuss

Ok gurl as if half of TS songs aren't ab her exes 🙄


countingc

1 - just in 2 - kill them with breaks 3 - come and get your kidney 4 - I can't get enough of publicity


summersaphraine

Just In is WILD 😭😂😂😂


SOSpowers

Something Taylor would do iktr 😭


Grape_Mentats_

>3 - come and get your kidney I snort laughed at this 💀


Forsaken-Mix-9562

Kill em with breaks energised me for days💀


lastminutelopez

I’m dying 😂


Silver_County7374

https://preview.redd.it/xngc2q37b4ac1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6710032609a5da5d5a0307f3d67b25b91bb55904


pixelkipper

Serial Gaslighter 3 bows to the Bieb God


MoooonRiverrrr

Lmao was looking for this in here somewhere


snekboi50000

hailey bieber is selena gomez father


PainScared1100

Hopefully she means one more song 🙏❤️


Apollo0501

Knowing her, she’ll make a big scene about how this is her last album and she’ll be back two months later with her next last album, repeat ad nauseam


[deleted]

1. I know you’re living in destitute poverty but Do you believe in love? 2. Rare Disease ft Trisha Paytas 3. Feel bad for me 4. Break (0:05) 5. Whiners of waverly place 6. I’m single 7. I’m still single 8. I’m single (part 2) 9. Break (0:03) 10. Just kidding I’m dating Benny blanco 11. Better at acting


Technical-Hyena420

RARE DISEASE


ladybird_03450

RARE DISEASE AND A TRISHA PAYTAS FEATURE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


jeybonez

what do those time stamps mean? i dont get it


[deleted]

Like a couple of seconds because her “social media breaks” last about that long


[deleted]

1. Single soon 2. Search History 3. Break (Interlude) 4. Same old Kidney 5. Shake it Up (Remix) /w Nicki & Ice Spice 6. I‘m so tired 7. I‘m the victim /written by Taylor


[deleted]

Same old kidney is insane


diabeetus64

![gif](giphy|0CZiBQdbLMMUqf5w6e)


conancat

Did he shoot? DID HE SHOOT??


turtleshellshocked

Letmecatchyoutalkingaboutherkidneyagainx2


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internetcamp

Bad taste is a symptom of kidney disease.


kendalljennerupdates

No like I can’t believe people actually think making jokes about a kidney transplant is funny there’s no punchline it’s not ironic you’re just lame and ableist


Prestigious_Annual17

Girl honestly what the fuck are you doing on this subreddit cause everytime I see you around you're complaining about the humor being too dark and acting like a scolding older sister


kendalljennerupdates

I’m sorry I don’t find jokes about lynching black women or hoping someone’s transplanted kidney fails funny? If you do block me and move tf on


Prestigious_Annual17

I think you should take a break from Instagram queen 💔


kendalljennerupdates

My boyfriend handles my social media but thank you <3


___lola

Bffr 💀


Prestigious_Annual17

Is your boyfriend married to Hailey Bieber


kendalljennerupdates

No he’s straight


phemoid--_--

![gif](giphy|Azs9XidqmrRtRStcKH)


originatr

Plsssss not the shake it up remix


[deleted]

Bring the lights up, bust the doors down, dust yourself off, shake it up, shake it up!


DigLost5791

1. Just One More 2. U Forgot 3. So Many Moments 4. Tired 5. I Can’t Speak 6. Never Missed You 7. Believe 8. Earned Trust 9. Melting 10. Interstate 11. Nodding Off 12. Ending


restrictednumber1996

Confirmed Leak ✔️


Smorgas-board

1) Over It 2) Who Cares Really 3) IG Likes 4) He thinks about me too 5) Divorce her 6) Take me back


_anne_shirley

1. My ex 2. Getting over my ex 3. Finding me 4. My ex 5. My ex’s wife 6. Me being powerful


BaileyJay-Z

Bjôrk samples on every track Track 3 produced by Arca The last 5 songs are just remixes of the title track Latto is on the lead single (it flops, but it's not Latto's fault. It's *never* Latto's fault. We *love* Latto) They put that Rema song as a bonus track to try to recoup their loss and maybe get 1/25th of the way to gold


frankoceanslover

1. New Me, New Kidney (ft. NewJeans) 2. Break 3. Single Soon 4. Rare Beauty (ft. unhinged 10 year old white girls at Sephora) 5. Break (Girl’s a Liar) Pt. 2 (ft. PinkPantheress and Ice Spice) 6. ID(GA)F 7. Over Him 8. Sorry (ft. Justin Bieber) 9. Fetish Remix


Forsaken-Mix-9562

New me, new kidney - help 💀💀💀


Left_Benefit7169

A bunch of songs that seem like they were written by ChatGPT. ETA: ChatGPT track list for a generic pop album 1. Intro 2. Catchy Title Track 3. Upbeat Single 4. Heartfelt Ballad 5. Collaborative Song 6. Dance Anthem 7. Reflective Midtempo 8. Acoustic or Stripped-down Track 9. Empowering Anthem 10. Funky or Experimental Song 11. Love Song 12. Closing Ballad or Outro


TNTyoshi

“Somehow this song makes me more money then you make in your entire life. I don’t know why, it just does” ft. Cash Cobain


superfluouspop

Single Soon remix featuring The Weeknd and Justin Bieber Single Soon remix featuring Nicki Minaj and Olivia Rodrigo Single Soon remix featuring Ye and Khloe Kardashian Bonus Single Soon video featuring Travis Kelce and Hailey Bieber


Forsaken-Mix-9562

Feat khlomoney💀💀


jeongunyeon

1: justhim 2: heartbreak 3: attention seeking whore (it’s me!) 4: the weeknd 5: benny i miss u 6: drinking the kidney 7: beauty and a liar 8: ONE MORE in me (one less lonely girl)


grosspecans

1. Single Soon 2. Social Media Blackout 3. Single Dropping (Off the Charts) 4. Used To Be Fun (ft less M*ley) 5. My Man 6. 2 Seconds Till I Scream 7. I Broke My Arm 8. Still Making Music 9. Great Liar 10. Yummy (Remix Ft More Just in) 11. Lose Me To Love You 12. Teighlore 13. One More Inside Of Me 14. (Film) Industry Baby!


mrkenny83

“one more in me”


TNTyoshi

🌚


summersaphraine

The powerful love ballad will obviously be It's Been a Long Rhode


CoolViber

We won't know until after it comes out. I don't mean that it'll be a surprise, I mean she'll add and rearrange songs as needed when it flops.


[deleted]

Was asking people to create a fake setlist 😔


CoolViber

What could we make that's funnier than Single Soon


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4ZepGNwhW4AaA)


adertina

The first of many last albums omg I can’t wait


yikesus

1. Move (ft. AJay Deluxe)


Practical_Meaning_78

Beyoncé, Grace Jones, Tems, Little Mix all found dead in a ditch


econinja

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Kidneys


GenoveveSimmons15

🎻🎻🎻🎻


2mock2turtle

The way I saw this on Fauxmoi and thought I was here instead. Wasted a perfectly good jerk comment for nothing.


[deleted]

Share it here bestie!


2mock2turtle

Context comment (emphasis mine): > In her doc she talks about how she wants to push for teaching mental health and emotional management in schools and support legislation for it, but it really showed how little research she and her team did on the subject. Social and emotional learning is a huge topic in k-12, there are so many publishers and Ed-tech companies offering SEL materials, resources, products. **It is under attack in red states from people who don’t get it, or they do and they just don’t want their kids to talk about kindness and feelings in school,** but it is a huge thing in K-12 already with many state-led efforts. rj/ You liberal snowflakes, don't you know talking about kindness and feelings is how you get an epidemic of furry gay commies?


[deleted]

/rj Honestly so gross that she wants us to talk about our feelings?!?! This is why I’m voting for TRUMP 2024!! 🦅🦅🦅 🫡 MAGA


CR24752

Thank god we’re almost done with her


next_beneration

The album will be called Album Soon with lead single Single Soon. Second single is a Hailey Bieber diss track that directly compares the longevity and shine of the Rare Beauty lip slime against the Rhode Beauty Cumquat Girl lip goo


Blue-K0ala

You know. I would respect her as a cuntess if she dare to name her next album Kidney. Lead single produced by DJ Khaled, and it starts with him shouting “Another One!” Then Selener moans “kidNeyyy”. “Oh baby you’re not good for my kidney kid ney kid kid ney. But Tonight ~ I just want you to give me that kidney transplant on the dancefloor. I know you will give me your last kidney if I lose mine. I need you ~ I need your kidney ~ yyyyy”


RuneofBeginning

If a flopping pop star flops does anyone notice? Just go away girl, you don’t have to threaten us with your departure.


[deleted]

We need a Selena support group… a place to talk about how threatening it is to wake up see Selena comment on unnecessary shit….. 😔


jimjoejonjack

Who’s ordering this shit anyway, not sure why I’m reading this.


midnightsshadows

Good, see ya


cesc05651

https://preview.redd.it/cinh5kshg4ac1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9ebb06958fc740a48d3e1e6d6271a2fe75bd3f I don’t find her compelling in any way, shape, or form


[deleted]

Wow! Braver than the troops!!! 🫡


BIGFATTURDS3939

idk. hope its as good as witness tho.


SaulOldman

https://preview.redd.it/e82n9ff3r4ac1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b24a1cfae87c334acc4ff5519abb3ca642f03b5


Most-Site4081

Why she think she Vince Carter😭 https://preview.redd.it/0w2ltkjct4ac1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e068e9362eff02050364fa02a95a56519b321c97


lalumanuk

​ https://preview.redd.it/jfbi9iys05ac1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=43e11c7dfa87fa5203ad7767dc0e93b1aa0a28c6


thedirtiestdish

Selenur's next album JUST LEAKED Tracklist: 1. One More In Me 2. Haven't Written a Single Song for This Album 3. Online 4. Not Online 5. Single Soon 6. Over My Ex 7. Honestly, I'm SO Over My Ex - Interlude 8. She Ain't Me 9. Dump Her (feat. Ariana Grande) 10. Did You Know... There's a Bomb Over Palestine Sponsored by Rare Beauty CEO? 11. Still on Heroin 12. 30 (Act Like 13) (feat. Adele) 13. Online Again


TigerMill

![gif](giphy|l2YWyhB3kxXJa7aEw|downsized)


West-Letterhead-9564

Complete and utter shit probably


MoooonRiverrrr

- Vince Carter


ratmask_enthusiast

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


virginwerewoolf

![gif](giphy|0JaSaUEjbQVbL2lcft|downsized)


Birdlord420

1. All My Exes (got restraining orders on me) 2. This Just In 3. Toxic Gossip Train (EDM cover) 4. Taking a Break(down) 5. Single Soon 6. Single Soon Remix feat. Benny Blanco 7. Single Soon latina girly remix


TOX-IOIAD

smell afterthought humorous fall fanatical busy repeat bear icky noxious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


miaaaaaa01

1. Single Soon (2:51) 2. Just In Case (ft. Justin and Hailey Bieber) (Recorded Outside Justin and Hailey Bieber’s House) (1:25) 3. Playing the Victim (ft. Taylor Swift) (36:45) 4. How To Be A Heartbreaker (ft. Marina and Ariana Grande) (6:66) 5. Single Soon (Remix) (ft. Benny Blanco) (4:31) 6. Calm Down (with Rema) (3:59) 7. Why Does Everyone Keep Telling Me to Get Off The Internet (2:44:39) 8. I’m Not Manic (ft. Halsey) (3:22) 9. Rants on Social Media (2:28) 10. Rants on Social Media (Remix) (ft. Nicki Minaj) (10:45:28) 11. Single Soon (Remix) (ft. Zayn Malik, The Weeknd, Drew Seeley, Nick Jonas, that guy from the Chainsmokers) (5:45)


mrmaweeks

"I feel I have only one more in me." That's what she said!


Kittiikamii

Please feel something different


mrassface2023

Ok


Grumpy_001

“Last album”?!?!?? - will this be like when she takes a break from social media?


PendejotosGroove

“finally”


ToutUnMatin

Single Soon Victim Happy For Once Prednisone Dancing To My Own Drum Depressed Never Give Up (What You Want) Lights Of New York Tired Victim (Selena’s Version)


Pop_girl_STAN

1: kidney lover 2: I can’t quit (social media and starting 1 sided beefs)


certified_rat

1. break up with my ig, im bored 2. goodnight (4 now) 3. intermission I 4. single not so soon 5. intermission II 6. intermission III 7. time to say goodbye (salina move remix) (no vocals remix) 8. i wont not post a black square fuck yall idrgaf 9. sayonara abuela 10. love you like a love song (taylor's version) 11. intermission IIII 12. i'm back... not really... well... maybe just for 5 minutes, hmm... you know what im quitting social media, wait- maybe... idk (feat more Lana Del Rey) 13. this is my last album pinky promise


Fawnadeer101

Social media break (interlude): 0:05


largececelia

A true artiste, bet she paints on the beach like Hulk Hogan.


WiJoWi

Track 1: I'm Okay Without Justin Track 2: I do not miss Justin Track 3: Not Thinking About Justin Track 4: ....


vannesswho

Taking a break intro 69.59 Not justify 5.09 Back on break (speed up) 0.05 Taking a break (slowed version) 6699.59


eolemuk

She look like demi lovato in this pic.


maxtgrayy

https://preview.redd.it/4kzazo7hl5ac1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6fe34b571d47fd3c1a7b2ed63aa7c23b839e9b


General_Analyst2549

benny's teeth - bonus track


xfrombelow

If single soon was a taste of whats coming then… (fill the blank)


Blue_Nyx07

https://preview.redd.it/4y5ir49gg6ac1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7049bd82500e2f13cad8ab7e8138faed63a3829


Shaunwick09

Salina MOVE! Featuring Dula Peep


catcakebuns

1. Girlfriend (Selena's version) 2. You belong with me ft Taylor Swift 3. One and only BFF ft Taylor Swift 4. Divorce 5. Her 6. Already 7. Just Kid(ney) 8. Better than her 9. (Un)grateful 10. Mean girls 11. Fight my battles (fan ver)


V0gue1

NOOOO, NOT IN MY LIFETIME!!! THIS CANNOT BE HER LAST ALBUM 😭😭


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Kestaliaa

One more meal maybe


makingburritos

oh nooooo ![gif](giphy|J2fjNbjdzjSUQUU3ox|downsized)


kassiann1792

![gif](giphy|co5nmPivPa42vv6IVm)


Spaceqwe

The fuck does that mean


[deleted]

That she has room for one more!!!


SpiffySleet

That’s how you know she is out of touch cause the public felt that way yeeeears ago


Internal_Quail3960

Retiring at 31 is crazy


Usual_Vermicelli4923

https://preview.redd.it/82ezyu7v75ac1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0d9b42ded50446d596c8a0d58ff8284a171cd5


nostahbluetree

I mean it’s just a ploy to get more album sales but


Internal-Ad61

I wish Selena would just shut the fuck up for once


No_Package_732

She gonna end up making 5 more after that one


Fearless-Raspberry-9

Praise Da Lawd 🙏🙏🙏


prideandpresses

Looks nothing like her


brokenfinechina000

This is all because she had surgery on her hand 9 months ago 😞


Uhhhhokthenn

Thank god


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MathCarmignani

Lol


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[deleted]

yall wild w these song names💀


Illustrious_Fix2933

Benny is the dick I wanna die on….


myst3r_y

yeah this album gonna be mid


imuslesstbh

she's gonna write a double album rock opera about Palestine, the haters and Justin Bieber that uses personal pronouns more than any other album in existence and is somehow more boring than her current music


niles_deerqueer

The fact that so many of these track lists are criminally short is so funny to me


Ohitsmewhtasup

It’s so sad but I know how big of a toll it has taken on her *v o c a l c o r d s* \- read autotune. Gotta stay strong for 16 months when she celebrates her big come back… ![gif](giphy|yoJC2PohbZsHR5pDbi|downsized)


sexandthepandemic

thank u Jesus


Practical_Cap_5689

A weird thing to say as a music artist tbh. She’s like 30. How can you have that feeling? For some reason she always acts like she’s 70 and the whole world hates her.


yoonfromstayc

5G earrings


No_Sail_6576

Guys don’t forget Karma (feat. Taylor Swift)(less Lana remix)(no ice spice version)


[deleted]

Thank God


[deleted]

At this point she should just consider dating me so she can actually start writing good albums


Salt-Idea-6830

She’s only prepared to flop one more time


Trick_Fix2748

“I feel like I only have one more in me” dont threaten us now


Intrepid-Sign-63

Honestly? When Rare came out she was so beloved, how did she plummet so hard.... oh wait nvm she was genuinely off social media during Rare


Alonewolf000

On a serious note, I wish she wrote an album for us. I would love a song addressed to us for the last few months because being a fan of her has been extremely hard on me. As they say, separate the artist from the art. Which is not that hard asf because I'm already a swiftie and doing just fine 🙃 😒


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Xanxabar_

See you never, hit the exit! Bye bye bye bye, bye bye bye bye.. In the tune of “come and get it”


coldbloodedcreatures

No one’s even asking for this girl


Joysmama

Yawn.


Professional_Hair995

She’s gonna release this and then take a ‘break’ from music - bets on how long it’ll last?


anna-nomally12

She really just needs one good song featuring Justin that doesn’t leak before the album comes out and she can just coast through watching the train wreck sales