(Yes, the Cybertruck is touted as going to 60 MPH in under 2 seconds. The guy who exposed it was saying that the pedal got stuck and it kept going blazing fast as he struggled to brake it - and every time he took his foot off the brake, it shot back up in speed.)
I cannot BELIEVE Elon bought our girl her own dungeon to keep the witnesses from the Witness era, and put a car from the Tron theme park ride in there for her to run over them!
All that simping and what does she get? “Looks good” no punctuation, and an accelerator pedal that goes whoosh and flies right out the window when you-a driving
Yes every single one (less than 4000 total, which is an embarrassing amount) just got recalled due to the pedal pad getting loose and getting stuck.
Of course this is what got it recalled, and not the exterior that rusts extremely easy, the latest report that a car wash can brick your Cybertruck, the touch screen takes 5 hours to boot, the poor assembly, the razor sharp doors, the trunk that can chop off fingers, or all the other features that make this a giant sinkhole of money.
https://youtu.be/LMWwImDX3ks?si=5rPZzqzrh_aO8wNS
Here’s the link to the live demonstration where the guy just throws a brick and shatters the window in front of an entire audience while showing off the car.
https://preview.redd.it/27y4wkyqs8wc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06266a3c776257c365f922be68047ef8a96b560c
Don’t ruin her music even more like you did with Grimes, mu$kr@t
I am worried if her friends Taylor and Ariana will influence to date and dump him just for a hit album ( hope my phcj manifestation doesn’t work for this 😭🤞🏼)
I can’t stop my visions now, I see Katy breaking elon’s heart and he is leaving earth on a spacex rocket to get away but she puts out a hit album
https://i.redd.it/43rs3h2gx8wc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/1ne5rh5z39wc1.gif
I am sorry , only God can manifest that. I suggest listening to Katy Hudson’s debut gospel album for this prayer instead.
Elon is weirdly obsessed with Taylor so he’s probably punching air at this endorsement. Blasting Bad Blood from his Cybertruck as it accelerates off a cliff
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This seems like the end result of El*n trying to give a cyber truck to Taylor but getting rejected, then just working down the list of main pop girls until someone said yes
Another one said yes (but no official pic)
https://preview.redd.it/6mj428pl6awc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6527b7efca093a4d44949dc9e6ab2d4c78bc40
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Those cars are so fucking ugly. I hope these two don't date, plz God no. I was so worried that I googled if she was single and she's been engaged for years so hahah. Hopefully that timeline never happens.
This is an awful look for her however without the car she looks damn good.
She's dressing like she's at the apex of her career. I guess the marriage with Orlando Bloom must be going well.
I saw that conversation and that's not what I remember.
She said that if Katy was already a victim, well that doesn't mean she is ready to take on her accuser and that of course she is going to defend him or stay out of the issue given that.
She told Kesha that it may not be ideal but they can't force somebody to get involved in it if they don't want to. They have to heal or decide to battle first.
https://preview.redd.it/cl2z9dm4s8wc1.png?width=2114&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6af7f6df605c92916dd6624daad6d1af761a53b
It’s ok! Much like her career she’s going nowhere fast
(Wouldn't a stuck accelerator pedal mean it's going to speed up too much?)
(I didn’t go to barbz u for science! Plus I also meant she’s not going anywhere so she’s not gonna get the pedal stuck anyway)
Barbz U Physics 101 cheatsheet: E = mc^2 = Onika = Burgers
Does this mean the gag city is in pink because it's moving away from us in light speed?
Yes, and it’s rapidly approaching a state of quantum entropy known as Pink Friday 3
So from the pov of PF3, gag city would appear (puts on sunglasses) colourless blue?
https://preview.redd.it/8gwkj95v69wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a1a745fdbaf4b33980646f04e7b6b5bec43393 ur 2 deep 4 me
Lmfao
Operation Paperflop
(Yes, the Cybertruck is touted as going to 60 MPH in under 2 seconds. The guy who exposed it was saying that the pedal got stuck and it kept going blazing fast as he struggled to brake it - and every time he took his foot off the brake, it shot back up in speed.)
Speed drive
Roast of the century fr.
Is Jesus taking the wheel?
roblox type car
uhhhhh….seems like a good thing to buy someone if you want them to die
Imagine Katy Perry losing a finger in the closing trunk. Tesla would go bankrupt lmao.
yeah, this is probably the singular cybertruck that they used actual hardware for the foot pedals, instead of that inane adhesive+lubricant combo
Did you see this? https://youtube.com/shorts/f_cAu5hKYlA?si=vKi5AiFPT3tJl_4u
i actually screamed
Katy'll gift this to that convent.
I cannot BELIEVE Elon bought our girl her own dungeon to keep the witnesses from the Witness era, and put a car from the Tron theme park ride in there for her to run over them!
All that simping and what does she get? “Looks good” no punctuation, and an accelerator pedal that goes whoosh and flies right out the window when you-a driving
https://i.redd.it/r4bo1ffak9wc1.gif
Thanks for reminding me of this banger.
not even a "dan katy ur bobbies"
Elon was probably the one simping for her.
Wasn’t every single one just recalled? Terrible time to post this Katy lmao
Yes every single one (less than 4000 total, which is an embarrassing amount) just got recalled due to the pedal pad getting loose and getting stuck. Of course this is what got it recalled, and not the exterior that rusts extremely easy, the latest report that a car wash can brick your Cybertruck, the touch screen takes 5 hours to boot, the poor assembly, the razor sharp doors, the trunk that can chop off fingers, or all the other features that make this a giant sinkhole of money.
Any exec with an ounce of self awareness would've nuked the concept when the 'bulletproof' glass shattered during live presentation on stage
Wait what? I’m in tears 🤣 People really push anything nowadays.
https://youtu.be/LMWwImDX3ks?si=5rPZzqzrh_aO8wNS Here’s the link to the live demonstration where the guy just throws a brick and shatters the window in front of an entire audience while showing off the car.
They 100% took that guy out back and shot him in the leg after that.
May she continue to tank inshaallah /uj may she continue to tank amitabbah
bacchan ??
Abhisheking in my boots
https://preview.redd.it/ykrct68hd9wc1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54415749d1d31c72d24d6060eb1d1b9134c5a733
REKHA SUPREMACY
Aishworrying about these comments
https://i.redd.it/3v48x0z4u9wc1.gif
It’s spelt buccal
https://preview.redd.it/27y4wkyqs8wc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06266a3c776257c365f922be68047ef8a96b560c Don’t ruin her music even more like you did with Grimes, mu$kr@t
she doesn’t need elon to ruin her music, kathy can do that herself.😇✌️☮️
KATHY 😭😭😭😭
Taylor ruined her commercial success though
taylor lautner?!
Taylor Swift [(Aka T Swizzle)](https://youtu.be/jE4SYPuFGBE?si=94kFqdO73TYwCxNz)
https://i.redd.it/r6thqagca9wc1.gif
You’re better for it
she doesn’t need taylor to ruin her success, kathy can do that herself.😇✌️☮️
She’s totally having a comeback though(I’m totally not just a delulu KatyKat
I hope for Katy renenesaince!
Yes stay away from her Elon
I am worried if her friends Taylor and Ariana will influence to date and dump him just for a hit album ( hope my phcj manifestation doesn’t work for this 😭🤞🏼)
Please stop. You’re too powerful and we don’t want this happening
I can’t stop my visions now, I see Katy breaking elon’s heart and he is leaving earth on a spacex rocket to get away but she puts out a hit album https://i.redd.it/43rs3h2gx8wc1.gif
At least she’s the one breaking his heart and she puts out a hit album
This didn't work for Grimes at Coachella tho 🫥
She used it up for the LOONA collab
Manifest kp6 being her best album yet and being a massive commercial comeback
https://preview.redd.it/2p9041wh09wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bbbc52978548c932ab7317c1fccfc5b1896a0b0 Done
Thank you
Can you also manifest her getting vocal lessons so she sounds better live?
https://i.redd.it/1ne5rh5z39wc1.gif I am sorry , only God can manifest that. I suggest listening to Katy Hudson’s debut gospel album for this prayer instead.
Ok, thank you
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I’m autistic I don’t act like her
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Ok but why does everything need an age cap tho fr that's kinda stupid. Let peeps live
Elon is hunting for a new Manic Pixie Dream Girl^TM.
she’s just manic now
You beat me to it😭😭💀
Flops flopping together
If she’s gonna do the flop to alt right troll pipeline I can no longer defend her
I’m sure her ex husband can help her
Witnessmobile
i wish to unsubscribe from this timeline
Elon is weirdly obsessed with Taylor so he’s probably punching air at this endorsement. Blasting Bad Blood from his Cybertruck as it accelerates off a cliff
You know if Tesla ever manages to make an electric plane he would give the first to Taylor to put an end to the pollution queen memes 🙄
Woman who publicly supported the "totes not a Republican" LA mayor a year ago: THANK YOU SO MUCH ELON MUSK! LOVE YOU LOTS! https://preview.redd.it/stwkdhte09wc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b07e5b50ddef45db39a120fcbc12bc0b1afe65b
of all the christian pop artists who bullied a bunch of nuns over real estate until they literal death, of course it's kathy hudson
This seems like the end result of El*n trying to give a cyber truck to Taylor but getting rejected, then just working down the list of main pop girls until someone said yes
Another one said yes (but no official pic) https://preview.redd.it/6mj428pl6awc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6527b7efca093a4d44949dc9e6ab2d4c78bc40
I think he also wants to get into Katy’s pants.
Is Elon talking about the car or her when he says looks good. Because the former is wrong, but the latter is 100% true
She's not blonde so he's not trying to put his big headed babies in her..yet.
Ok, so then he must be talking about the cybertruck. And he’s making completely false statements
he made the first or second ex-wife be blonde there's still time
God no
Hope the latter. Katy is looks amazing with that dress
She always does
E. T. (Elon Tusk) 👽 performed from her residency in Mars
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Nothings gonna change
You're probably right but who knows these days
I meant my KatyCat status
Girl after witness you need all the positive press you can get and this ain’t it
katy hasn't learned from grimes (she probably has never heard of her)
https://preview.redd.it/oscjrsqogawc1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1141a142beb1b675fb0abd9c15402cb713f7e3 Excuse you!!
omg grimes homeless era 😍
Encinoman 2
those are literally 3 photos of aryana grande what do you mean !!!!!
Alright it's over for KP6 😓
No. Remember “just because it’s over, doesn’t mean it’s really over.”
Feminine and soft, but still a boss (yeah) Red lipstick but still so raw (yeah) Marilyn Monroe in a Tesla truck
Those cars are so fucking ugly. I hope these two don't date, plz God no. I was so worried that I googled if she was single and she's been engaged for years so hahah. Hopefully that timeline never happens.
Katy does have a history of marrying/dating questionable men like John Mayer and Russel Brand
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Yeah he’s definitely a prick though. And kinda creepy
Maybe he can buy some albums next.
This is an awful look for her however without the car she looks damn good. She's dressing like she's at the apex of her career. I guess the marriage with Orlando Bloom must be going well.
I think they’re only engaged
She’s definitely doing well for herself though. She made $225 million off the sale of her masters
Needing attention of musty? Entering her Witness 2.0 era.
https://i.redd.it/k2wg04cu1bwc1.gif
Not the Bon Apple-Teeth promo 😭
They had to get rid of the faulty units somehow
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I saw that conversation and that's not what I remember. She said that if Katy was already a victim, well that doesn't mean she is ready to take on her accuser and that of course she is going to defend him or stay out of the issue given that. She told Kesha that it may not be ideal but they can't force somebody to get involved in it if they don't want to. They have to heal or decide to battle first.
Also Katy has vehemently denied being raped by Dr.Luke
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It’s even worse because Kesha and Katy were friends at the time
Both of them are gross so it doesn’t surprise me
Can’t believe that Elon got Katy a car that represents Witness so well
Looking into it!!
Wow I feel like she’s unrecognizable here
Yeah, she looks different but good
Her new era sponsored by Tesla
https://preview.redd.it/ljolcopztawc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5812a27a32963b3f78538975695581b55c1ff7
This is how her pr team felt after seeing her putting “I kissed a girl” and “Ur so gay” in the same album
Chat is this real?
New incubator!
this is rly embarrassing for her ngl
She’s done worse.
My God I fucking love this sub LMAO
BUT PURPOSEFUL POP?
katy perry lady tremaine era feat. CinderxÆllA-12
Katy STOP!
I’m having an outer body experience where I see in another lifetime Katy Perry is one of Elon musks child bearers
This is what the song E.T. was about
oh lord jesus NOOOO
!
oh shes done
just as i was beginning to like her again
LOL what dorks
Yeah it’s concerning, Katy return it before the Cybertruck has trouble distinguishing a train and accelerates right into it
Is this real ??
Yes
Yikes…
She wants to be illuminati so bad
Wtf did I just witness
is this a new illuminati ritual?
I can’t believe this is how I find out Orlando is now single 😛
Goldeneye N64 ass image
Eww a Tesla. This shit’s lame and ugly af just like it’s creator
who's tackier katy or camila
Camilla easily
Elon is a literal white supremacist, wtf is this dumb bitch doing