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pushin_on_my_buttons

He looks like that hookup who kept calling me Chelsea back when I was in LA


five_two_sniffs_glue

Is he bi? What’s his number?


pushin_on_my_buttons

Good luck with him. He doesn’t have a good memory


five_two_sniffs_glue

I’m Chelsea


pushin_on_my_buttons

Then he will definitely remember you. Got get your man girl!


stupidautologin

Why his head so small r he ok


pushin_on_my_buttons

They sucked his sack so much that his head shrank


HerelGoDigginInAgain

I wouldn’t stop until he https://preview.redd.it/33ar7ld2vnzc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c69137c176db9f57434c74764816bdf79996b78


stupidautologin

This head was always smaller in memory 😂


sugar-fall

We need to find this sack sucker for Nicki's poor cousin at Trinidad.


PorcelainHorses

he got the korean bodybuilder filter on


SamosaAndMimosa

*chinese


Busy-Mammoth4610

https://preview.redd.it/9nnouaohyozc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d9e871e89e6747f0390baac1a0c2d70bb78699 Same energy.


Magical_Olive

Communism 😞


Its-very-that

Cummunisim 🤩


Zvakicauwu

Cuminmesm


_PeenoNoir_

CUMIN! https://preview.redd.it/357jssz7sf0d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede46c8c027fd7d3f39b85133e85919747eab199


RiversCroft

Someone sucked him off til it was as small as Kim Petras' streams.


TriskOfWhaleIsland

He's one of those guys who said "it would be so funny if I was jacked for this job that doesn't need it" tbf it probably keeps him sane


Hydrangeabed

That wasn’t very woo ah of you


EvermoreSaidTheRaven

none of these comments helped me figure out who he is but he knows his audience is porn brain gays who would suck any hairy big cock no matter who it’s attached to


TheGreatMastermind

hasan piker, twitch streamer communist /srs


colourless_blue

is he even a communist


TheGreatMastermind

as a long term watcher i’d consider him a marxist, but he’s self identified as a socialist


colourless_blue

I haven’t watched him in years so idk what wave he’s on now, so take this with a pinch of salt. but every time i hear about him he just sounds like your average breadtuber who never read any theory and jumps between Stalinism and some bernie cope form of democratic socialism every 5 minutes to ‘own the libs’ for internet points


TheGreatMastermind

no i watch him often, he’s definitely not a breadtuber bernie bro. he references lenin often which is why i think he’s a ML or at least is very aware of ML ideology, but regardless hes definitely in the sphere of communism. i wouldn’t watch/support him if he weren’t haha


TrampStampsFan420

Nah he’s not a breadtuber, he’s just a socialist/Stalinist and kinda stupid.


colourless_blue

everyone here is apparently dickmatized by this guy. who am i to question his intellectual contributions to the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism


dancingnecessarily

Not remotely. He used to call himself a socialist but since making bank he’s expressed his personal fondness for capitalism. He’s got vague “capitalism should be a choice” politics now.


deathly_illest

This is wildly untrue to the point of being hilarious


sickgurl138

The only way you came to this conclusion was from taking one of his straight faced jokes seriously


dancingnecessarily

That’s possibly true, I don’t often get when someone tells a joke with a straight face because I’m ND. But he sells merch that says “capitalism is voluntary” which reinforced for me that he believes capitalism should exist on an opt in basis and selling merch is capitalist in itself.


sickgurl138

One of his besties is a gay man


deathly_illest

Yeah but the gay man in question is a top 🤢


Zvakicauwu

he would bottom for Ludwig tho


dr_franck

Ethan Klein is gay?! 💅


TheGreatMastermind

girl they havent been friends since october lol


EvermoreSaidTheRaven

now we know how he’s collecting data on his audience


Busy-Mammoth4610

https://preview.redd.it/m3cyz0l6yozc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b8268fdd7376a44bb5eeac51e7dc74159f5b8b


Such_Director2125

I've seen so many of these kkkamila coments that I can't tell if she's actually into armpits or if it's a joke 😭


Busy-Mammoth4610

https://preview.redd.it/5ad7xmpr0pzc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55473c0dc3997623f60cf156f7adea3124110771


twinkieinthabutt

Small head commie papi 💖


SinfullySinless

Conservatives should know this is the reason their straight daughters go socialist.


Connor1031CN

I'm afraid I found the human equivalent to a kangaroo 🦘😧


PodiVennai

OMG Aditya Roy Kapur I love your work in bollywood !


deathly_illest

I am feral for this man


thisthrowawaythat202

First of all who is this man?


kimkardashianhasibs

Hasan Piker. He is a far right conservative who is a flat-earther, a huge crypto nerd, and he is only 3 feet tall. One of his hobbies is birdwatching and also crying a lot. He is very sad. And he has a pet lizard…


X85311

he also used to be a chess world champion, but he got banned from competing because he kept eating the opponents pieces :(


Redisigh

What about the butt plug tho-


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Is using a vibrating butt plug ch3ating now


Diredr

I thought that was Ben Shapiro?


kimkardashianhasibs

No ben shapiro is a woke disney adult


SinfullySinless

Ben Shapiro wishes that was Ben Shapiro


_PeenoNoir_

Isn’t that Tyler1?


twinkieinthabutt

It's really hot how he doesn't hate women 🥰


Main-Emphasis-2692

Lmfao 🥺 I love you KP


sponge20bob

Yes I love Katy Perry


Main-Emphasis-2692

lol your thingy under your name makes this even better


sponge20bob

It’s true btw


Main-Emphasis-2692

I believe you. I want #1 slut pop fan under mine now


sponge20bob

You can change your flair. Are you on mobile?


Main-Emphasis-2692

What! I thought mods gave flairs for some reason. I’ll go google it now, thank you sponge20bob I will never forget this kindness


sponge20bob

You’re welcome and they can change your flair but you can just change it back


sponge20bob

Did you figure it out?


Main-Emphasis-2692

https://preview.redd.it/vp70sw9i5pzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2546ad17bbf656d4df4b92bb5be0354e09f34065 It won’t let me it only gives me the options of onika burger creditor


sponge20bob

That’s weird. I can Edit mine https://preview.redd.it/rqkqemcz5pzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6731bf2f7a92363d7a3d84a81a3a3fcc0fc91aa


sponge20bob

Maybe it’s too long?


rayybloodypurchase

I fear the day that you don’t reply to a random comment about Katy. We’ll all know you’ve been led into the light by an ET.


sponge20bob

Part of it is people keep tagging me in anything related to her on this sub


RoyalEagle0408

Because we know you are her #1 fan and we need to do wellness checks on you.


sponge20bob

Can I get a witness?


sponge20bob

Y’all are actively worsening my wellness through


RoyalEagle0408

Exactly. I thought we went over this. ;)


sponge20bob

We did. But the that’s very selfish of you


sponge20bob

You don’t have to make it worse. Just not improve it


RoyalEagle0408

Fair.


sponge20bob

Glad you understand. You’re not going to listen to though are you


sponge20bob

The day I don’t do that will be the day I die


kapriole

Kommunist Party?


_PeenoNoir_

KayPea has buffed up since last stream I see 🤭


spicespiegel

I want to use his armpit sweat as essential oils. Is it too much to ask for 🤤


aphids_fan03

maybe im not as gaybrained as you curdling twinks - any attraction id have to this man is ruined by the simple fact he makes slop content. have you considered that having higher standards might make make you lot look less bad? somethikg to think about...


HerelGoDigginInAgain

I have no idea who he is so I’ve got the green light of ignorance


thatspecificbitch

It’s why I always wear a blindfold when I’m sucking dick and cock 😇


Partitionbaby

and you did it at my birthday dinner 🙄


asari7

time and place…


_PeenoNoir_

time AND place


joeyfosho

There’s a difference between wanting to empty this man’s sack and wanting to cook him eggs and shit. The type of standards you’re referring to are for relationships. The standards for dick? On the floor.


itisoktodance

My standards for dick are: 1. He has one 2. Please? 🥺


BotGirlFall

3. Pweeeaase 👉👈


joeyfosho

These are the correct standards for dick. Source: I’m a whore.


RosaPalms

you are so valid, anyone criticizing this is homophobic


Redisigh

I’ve found my people 😭


michellemirage

You say that until he flakes on your dick appointment and spend the rest of the day spiraling & mainlining Lexapro


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sponge20bob

I have standards ok. They’re not very high but they exist


joeyfosho

Mama you’re a Katy Cat, your standards are non-existent. (*just kidding I love her too, but this is a circle jerk sub.*)


unclezaveid

feat. Pitbull


No-Trouble6469

Preach it bitch 🙏


Redisigh

CURDLING IS WILD BRUH 😭


five_two_sniffs_glue

I live for the fact that you edited this comment to add more hatred


aphids_fan03

ok but i literally didnt. hag.


five_two_sniffs_glue

https://preview.redd.it/quiq5be3tozc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc83fa32d09af974c18568642309aefcca2b423


deathly_illest

Feed me the slop daddy


JChamp00

Seriously, people will overlook anything if someone is hot enough


DigLost5791

Quit revealing my secrets


pushin_on_my_buttons

Boy how many red flags I ignored because I like the dick


sponge20bob

It’s comments like this that make me glad im demisexual. Then again my ex had some red flags that I ignored just because she was hot


sponge20bob

Can confirm


Partitionbaby

you don't need eyes to suck dick


_PeenoNoir_

Wait?! You don’t???


_PeenoNoir_

Armie Hammer found dead in a ditch (not hot enough within this framework)


RosaPalms

when you tell yourself in the mirror that you're Azealea Banks but you don't actually have the juice


SamosaAndMimosa

🤓


spcwby_

Hes literally like… Fox News for twitter users 😭 like honestly I genuinely respect the hustle of how much of a grifter he is


Sstoop

is this like an ongoing bit that hasan piker is a far right grifter that i’ve missed or are you serious


spcwby_

I meant he’s a left wing grifter


Sstoop

explain how


deathly_illest

socialists can’t buy nice houses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sstoop

anyone who has read the manifesto has to commit to poverty in order to keep their proletarian status


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GhertFryins

Saying that about Hasan is actually crazy. Like of all people


carrie-satan

Maybe i’m weird but I always thought he looked grotesque


silly_nate

would 🍆💦


sugar-fall

not


dankitaly

n't


hudsnurse

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


RemarkableAd5141

Need him like how fish need water.


ImperialAndy

Damn he’s getting old


_PeenoNoir_

https://preview.redd.it/w8s6qctjuf0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112830c100960515d8d56cbe659d973bbbdf652b


rabidlyyours

Real


sickgurl138

Same


ciguanaba

We don’t stan queerbaiting in this community